Cao Zhen brought more than just boiled eggs. Widow Liu was very good at cooking. She quickly made pancakes, stewed chicken, donkey meat, and home-made pickles when she got up in the morning.
Along the way, Cao Zhen ate while walking.
He ate as he pleased, and he smacked his lips as he ate, muttering about how lucky he was to be among the people, and saying that Widow Liu's cooking skills were inferior to those of the cooks at home.
Guo Ying really couldn't bear his nagging, and because his mouth was greedy, she ate a few more boiled eggs from him, so the two old men started fighting.
"Idiot Cao, didn't I just eat a few of your eggs? I saved you, but you forgot about the Battle of Chuzhou? Without me, you would have lost all your bones and scum already?"
"Hey, I didn't save you? When we were fighting Dadu in Peking, you fell off your horse. Did I pick you up? If not for me, you would have been trampled to death by the horse? Your head was crushed by yours.
Got it!"
"Idiot Cao, you ungrateful bitch?"
"Guo Laosi, don't think that I am afraid of you if I call you Fourth Brother!"
"Gestures?"
"You're panting all the time while walking, don't tell me I'm bullying you!"
The carriage in front suddenly stopped, and then a banging sound was heard from the carriage.
Guo Ying grabbed Cao Zhen's collar and punched him twice.
Cao Zhen was caught off guard but did not hide. His radish-thick finger directly poked Guo Ying's eyeball.
"Yeah, you picked my eyeballs?"
"You hit me on the bridge of the nose?"
"Idiot Cao, are you pulling your fucking hair?"
"Guo Laosi, are you going to choke me?"
"That's enough!" the old man was furious.
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The carriage stopped on a hillside. The guards laid out blankets and set up a tent to protect from the wind. The old man sat on the horse and looked ashen.
In front of him, Guo Ying stood on the left and Cao Zhen on the right.
As for Widow Liu, she is kept far away. She still doesn't know Cao Zhen's true identity.
The old man looked at the two of them, his face twisted with anger, "Okay, do you want to fight in front of us?" He said to Li Jinglong, "Second girl, give each of them a knife and let them fight.
Cut it!"
Li Jinglong responded, took off the guard's waist knife, and handed it over.
"You two old marquises, I'm offended!" He didn't dare to pick up the two old men, so he actually stuffed them into their arms.
Zhu Yunxi was also very angry with them, "Are you two capable? How old are you? Do it in front of me and Grandpa Huang?" As he said this, he suddenly felt happy.
These two old men looked so miserable. It was really ridiculous.
Guo Ying shed tears in one eye, which was poked by Cao Zhen.
Cao Zhen's nose was bleeding, which was from Guo Ying's beating.
Guo Ying's hair was disheveled, and Cao Zhen's collar was torn.
"Why on earth, just because of eggs?" Zhu Yunxi said angrily, holding back his laughter.
"Your Majesty, it's just because I ate a few more eggs from him." Guo Ying said angrily, "He started to ridicule me, saying that I was jealous and couldn't see how good he was like a fool."
"That's not what happened. He was the one who buried the minister first!" Cao Zhen shouted.
"Why did he bury you?" Zhu Yunxi asked.
"He said minister..." Cao Zhen glanced at Guo Ying with hatred, "He said minister..."
"What did he say? Say it!" the old man said angrily to Deng Ping.
Deng Pingping saluted, "Mr. Guo said that Mr. Cao was not taboo on women's sexual and vegetarian behavior. He also said that Mr. Cao would never leave after ninety-nine years of service. As long as he is a mother, he will..."
"Marquis Cao said that Marquis Guo's life was in vain and that his wife had not lived a long life. He also said that Marquis Guo was jealous of him because he was no longer able to survive!"
The old man was stunned again, "What's wrong?"
"It's just...that it's not working anymore!" Deng Ping said.
"Fourth!" The old man looked at Guo Ying, "Are you really in trouble?" He said with a grin, "Well...how many prescriptions does the imperial doctor in the palace have..."
"Ahem!" Zhu Yunxi coughed twice quickly. The old man was led astray by these two men and said, "You two are fighting in front of me. What crime will be punished later? Can you two still follow me? If you can't, go back now."
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"I will follow Long Live Lord and the Emperor and not go anywhere!" Cao Zhen said immediately.
Guo Ying lowered his head, "I will follow you two!"
"Let's talk about you two. You two have been friends for decades, ah! For such a trivial matter?" The old man didn't know what to say, "It's embarrassing!"
"Your Majesty, you haven't seen him acting like this all the way. If you had, you would have slapped him long ago!" Guo Ying said aggrievedly, "From the moment he got in the car, he was leaning like a landlord.
, asked Widow Liu to feed him food and water. In front of me, he said that it would be good to have someone to take care of him. He also asked me to drive the car more carefully, saying that he got carsick!"
"He also said that I got a cheap son from the moment I got in the car!" Cao Zhen also muttered.
"Ha!" Zhu Yunxi couldn't hold it back anymore, turned his face away and laughed.
"Stop talking nonsense!" The old man glanced at the two of them, then shook his head, and then pointed at the two of them and said, "Is it just such a trivial matter? Okay, both of you can make a difference, okay! We want to see who of you gives it to whom first.
Are you going to give in? Let me tell you, whichever one of you talks to first is not a human being!"
Guo Ying and Cao Zhen looked at each other, lowered their heads and said nothing.
"Okay, we've been walking for a day, and we're hungry too!" The old man sighed, "How far is it from the resting place in front?"
Li Jinglong immediately stepped forward, "The guard in front just reported that there are still thirty miles left!"
"Then let's eat here!" the old man said, and then looked sideways at Li Jinglong, "Ah, your scout is far away! Are you in front, what are you trying to do with us?"
"I don't dare!" Li Jinglong said quickly.
"Eat!" The old man waved his hand without revealing his little thoughts.
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In the distance are winter fields. Although they are not pleasing to the eye, they are better than reality.
The guards lit the fire and Widow Liu heated the food she had brought.
The old man and Zhu Yunxi were sitting on the mat, with fried pancakes, hot stewed meat, eggs and other items in the bowls in their hands.
Guo Ying and Cao Zhen also had a bowl each. They sat opposite each other, glanced at each other, and turned their heads in unison.
"Don't the fourth child like to eat eggs?" the old man said, "give them all to him!"
Later, there were a few more eggs in Guo Ying's bowl.
"Uh..." Guo Ying suddenly paused.
"We can smell this chicken shit smell here!" the old man cursed.
Then, he looked at Cao Zhen and said, "Don't you protect the food? Come on, give him a bowl of stew, and let us all eat it!"
Cao Zhen was gloating just now, but suddenly the bowl was filled with stewed meat, and he suddenly swallowed his saliva.
"Eat!" the old man ordered.
The two of them rolled up their arms and sleeves, and pressed hard on the bowls in their hands as if they were enemies.
However, they really couldn't eat it.
Cao Zhen started on the road, and his mouth was not idle. Guo Ying ate about ten boiled eggs, and the ditch was full.
"Grandpa Huang, forget it!" Zhu Yunxi advised, "They are also old, what if they break, right?"
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My computer suddenly broke down. I wrote this on my mobile phone. I don’t know what kind of crappy stuff I wrote. I’m sorry to everyone... It’s a beast to lie. It’s true that my computer is broken.
This chapter has been completed!