Chapter 164: Good Dog (2)

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Evil wind is not an ordinary evil wind.

From the founding of the Ming Dynasty to the present, several censors have not jointly signed a letter to impeach someone.

Impeachment is essentially different from impeachment jointly signed by several people.

Impeachment is the responsibility of the censor, but impeachment must be done with extreme caution, because if you are not careful, the impeacher and the impeached will fight to the death.

Officials are not even willing to offend others. How can they easily make enemies without conclusive evidence that can kill them?

Moreover, this time, seven censors signed a joint petition for impeachment.

It means that these seven people are advancing and retreating together, and what they are impeaching is a prince and prince, the future prince of the Ming Dynasty, and a hereditary and irreplaceable duke, the cousin of the current emperor.

As the emperor, Zhu Yunxi keenly sensed the meaning behind this joint memorial.

In everything, there are two. This time, seven censors jointly signed the impeachment. What about next time?

The pressure brought on the emperor Zhu Yunxi by one person's letter and seven people's letter were also completely different.

Dong Dong Dong, Zhu Yunxi tapped the table with his slender fingers, squinted his eyes, and once again fell on the memorial to impeach Li Jinglong and Zhu Gaochi.

"Cao Guogong Li Jinglong was a benefactor to the country, but he was greedy. He used his position as a powerful man to compete with the people, and used his position as a government official to use his power for personal gain. All the military supplies for the border army came from the Li family's trading houses. He also colluded with maritime merchants to sell overseas goods, such as ivory, in Beijing.

Gemstones, spices, etc., you can make a lot of money every day..."

"The king's minister, Zhu Gaochi, behaved poorly. Just after the imperial funeral, Taizu Gao Huang went to Yangzhou and filled his mansion with skinny horses and beauties to satisfy his selfish desires..."

"Ha!" Looking at it, Zhu Yunxi suddenly couldn't help laughing. He held the memorial in his hand and couldn't help but read out, "Every night, he sang and sang obscene lyrics, and even sent his servants to buy pills.

....”

"Damn fat man likes to take drugs? Haven't you heard?" Zhu Yunxi put down the memorial and thought to himself, "Even if this is the case, it is a private matter. How did the censor know?"

Thinking in his mind, he compared the contents of the memorial back and forth.

"The impeachment of Li Jinglong is all about substance, and the impeachment of the fat man is based on these small details. Li Jinglong can't get away with the crime of making money, but the fat man is at most guilty of personal mistakes and lack of restraint."

Thinking of this, Zhu Yunxi's expression became strange, "It's interesting!"

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"Hiss...heh!"

Zhu Gaochi was wearing a red four-clawed golden dragon round-neck robe and a golden crown on his head. He started to breathe heavily after just a few steps. He had to stand in the shade of a tree and wipe the sweat on his head with his sleeves.

"It's so damn hot!" He scratched the white round collar on his neck, looked at the dazzling sky with resentment, and muttered, "Can't you make some rain?"

If it's hot, that's fine. The weather in Jiangnan is not only hot but also stuffy.

Moreover, when he entered the palace, he was still wearing a three-layer robe inside and outside. After just two steps, his body was covered with a sticky feeling, and when he touched it with his hands, there was a layer of greasy oil.

"Hiss...heh!"

Zhu Gaochi gasped a few more times and moved forward with difficulty.

Finally, I walked to the duty desk in the South Study Room, and before I could sit down, I waved out.

Two little eunuchs, one holding a feather fan and the other holding sour plum soup, came forward.

"Hiss! Eh..."

After a mouthful of ice-cold sour plum soup and the cool breeze brought by the feather fan next to him, Zhu Gaochi felt as if he had come to life.

Sitting on the Taishi chair, he held the blue and white porcelain bowl filled with iced sour plum soup tightly against his forehead, feeling the coolness it brought.

"Bring more ice!" Zhu Gaochi ordered in a low voice.

One young eunuch accepted the order and left. The other young eunuch smiled, bowed and said, "It's too hot. May I help you to be gentle?"

Kuankuan means to make clothes looser.

Zhu Gaochi opened his eyes, "Isn't it good?"

Although he said this, his body was twisting uncontrollably.

It was fine elsewhere, but my feet really couldn't bear it. Those boots looked like stoves, and my feet were almost cooked.

"My slave will fetch you some water!" the little eunuch said, turned around and left quickly, then came back again with a copper basin filled with water in his hand.

"Well!" Zhu Gaochi closed his eyes and raised his feet.

Then I felt a sudden looseness on my feet, my boots and socks were peeled off, and then my anxious feet were surrounded by a refreshing coolness.

"Yeah!" Zhu Gaochi couldn't help but snorted again.

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"You came early enough... Ooh, good guy!"

Just as Zhu Gaochi's other one was exposed, Li Jinglong happened to come in from outside.

He just said something and immediately covered his mouth and nose, "Your Majesty, this morning, is this...? Hey, this tastes really strong!"

As he spoke, Li Jinglong also slapped his nose in protest.

Zhu Gaochi squinted his eyes, "What's wrong? Your feet don't stink? No man's feet don't stink!"

"Haha!" Li Jinglong laughed a few times and sat down next to Zhu Gaochi.

There was obviously some quarrel between the two of them yesterday, but at this moment, they couldn't tell at all, as if what happened yesterday never happened at all.

Zhu Gaochi extorted a huge sum of money from Li Jinglong, but his face did not turn red and his heart did not beat.

Li Jinglong was dealt a huge blow, but he didn't have any yin and yang at all.

A moment later, after washing his feet and wiping his face, Zhu Gaochi felt much more comfortable.

He rewarded the little eunuch with a golden bean. While the little eunuch went down to pour water, he said to Li Jinglong with a smile, "It's too hot. I just came out this morning and I'm already sour!"

"Haha!" Li Jinglong still smiled, then suddenly stopped smiling and stared at Zhu Gaochi looking up and down.

"Is there something on me?" Zhu Gaochi asked with a smile.

"Do you know why you are so afraid of heat and sweat when you move?" Li Jinglong said seriously, "Just one word, fat!"

Then he added, "This person doesn't like to move when he's fat. The more he doesn't like to move, the more qi and blood are blocked. That's why he is afraid of cold and heat, and suffers from shortness of breath and chest tightness."

Zhu Gaochi glanced at him and said, "Oh, I didn't realize it. Are you Cao Guogong or an old Chinese doctor?"

"I don't want to be an old Chinese medicine doctor, but I really know a few old doctors!" Li Jinglong muttered, "Let them show it to Your Highness later!"

As he spoke, he glanced at Zhu Gaochi's bulging belly.

"Why, taking medicine can make Gu lose weight?" Zhu Gaochi felt that Li Jinglong didn't hold in his fart well.

Li Jinglong smiled and said, "I can't guarantee it elsewhere, but this stomach should be able to go down!"

"Skinny belly?" Zhu Gaochi was dumbfounded and looked at his belly, "If you don't lose weight elsewhere, what's the use of thinning your belly!"

"Why is it useless!" Li Jinglong said in a low voice and solemnly, "Haven't you heard of that sentence?"

"Which sentence?" Zhu Gaochi asked with a frown.

"The chicken belly... grows!" Li Jinglong chuckled.

Zhu Gaochi really wanted to go on a rampage and slap Li Jinglong's bitchy face hard.

No wonder Li Jinglong pretended to be alright from the moment he came in. He was actually waiting for him here!

This method of insinuating and swearing without using any curse words is a wonderful use!

First, he secretly scolded Zhu Gaochi, saying that extorting people's money is a villain's behavior.

The second is to scold Zhu Gaochi, you are... short?

But he couldn't get angry after being secretly scolded by Li Jinglong, because he seemed to be joking with him!

What's the point of joking like this between men? If you, Zhu Gaochi, were serious, it would be too shameless!

Besides, Zhu Gaochi was already somewhat unreasonable, so why didn't he allow Li Jinglong to talk happily?

Seeing him like this, Li Jinglong felt happy.

"Send three hundred thousand silver to me, and I'll write off the matter with your maid. But how can you say that it was you who bullied me, and you still don't allow me to say anything bad to you?"

Li Jinglong secretly laughed in his heart, and at the same time he said with a smile on his lips, "Man, once you gain weight, you're done. If you move twice, you'll be panting and sweating! It's better to lose weight. After losing weight, I won't say that I feel comfortable, but..." As he said,

He winked and said, "Others are also comfortable, aren't they?"

Zhu Gaochi gritted his teeth, "How can you feel comfortable?"

"I'm not afraid of being thick and short!" Li Jinglong smirked, "I'm just afraid of being slender!"


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