Chapter 201 Officially Authorized Slap in the Face

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"Finished."

Eriyi placed the taiko and the spoon neatly beside the bowl, placed her hands flat on her thighs, and blinked.

"Would you like another bowl?"

"No, keep your stomach open for late night snacks."

"So, Miss Gourmet, what are you going to have for supper?"

Eriki tilted her head and fell into careful thinking. She was always very serious about what to eat.

The night wind mixed with the heavy rain gently swayed her long dark red hair, and the wind-swept hair lightly touched the tip of Lu Mingfei's nose, tickling her.

"I want sukiyaki and sake!" The gourmet lady's eyes sparkled.

Lu Mingfei meant well. He said "want" rather than "want". Her Highness the Princess was already very familiar with him and she was not polite at all.

It is said that girls who run away from home have a tendency to "revenge". They want to do all the things that their families were not allowed to do, and now they are obsessed with drinking.

I would never dare to let Eriki drink when she comes to the Jakihachi House. If she gets drunk, the people of Tokyo may not find their home is gone when they go out the next day.

"Why does Eri suddenly want to drink?"

"Because you can play games after drinking."

"...Game? What game?" Lu Mingfei asked blankly.

What game can only be played after drinking? "The King of Fighters: Drunken Master Edition"?

Eriyi nodded: "Yueyong-chan said, you can play drunken games after drinking."

Lu Mingfei fell into silence and shock.

If he guessed correctly, the Tsukiei mentioned by Erika should be the "Death God Taifu" Tsukiei in "Gintama". He always appears in a black yukata. Under the yukata are black fishnet stockings and high-heeled boots.

She has a perfect figure and is a somewhat arrogant character.

Speaking of which, she is still a colleague of her senior brothers. In Japan, men in this industry are called cowherds, and women are called wandering girls. The top ones among them are the daifu, which is also the oiran.

This is a ridiculous comic that makes no sense. Lu Mingfei knew that Eriyi had read it, and she even believed that there really was a heavenly organization in the world.

But he didn't expect Eriyi to look at it so seriously...

This episode was still fresh in his memory. After Yue Yong got drunk, he slapped Gintoki more than a dozen times and then wanted to play a drunken game with him.

The so-called mini-game is the undressed version of rock-paper-scissors...

"Eri Yi wants to play a game? How about I play the King of Fighters with you?" Lu Mingfei asked cautiously.

"I don't want to play the King of Fighters, I want to play the punishment game." Eriki lifted up the cloth cover and looked outside. Several fallen cherry blossoms were knocked down by the rain and flowed into the distance along the water on the ground.

After eating, she couldn't sit still and didn't want to miss any time to wander outside.

Lu Mingfei was frightened and said: "Did I do something wrong? How does Eryi want to punish me?"

Eriki turned her head, her eyes reflecting the dim light in the van, and she entangled a strand of hair with her fingers.

"I want to go to the beauty shop."

"Go to a beauty shop?" Lu Mingfei asked in surprise, "Do you want to dye your hair?"

Eriyi nodded quickly.

Lu Mingfei scratched his head and remembered.

When I went out to eat at noon today, Eri Yi stared at the sign of a beauty shop for a long time. On it was a beautiful woman with a very trendy hairstyle.

If you can dye your hair...

Eriyi's hair is purely natural, basically unmodified, and is knee-length.

Girls with long hair like this are rarely seen on the streets these days, not to mention that her hair is a rare dark red, and dyeing it any other color would be a waste of resources.

In the last life, he took the initiative to take Hui Liyi to the beauty shop, and then experienced the full range of services arranged by Lu Mingze.

But at that time, it was to disguise his identity so as not to be visited by the Sheqi family.

But now he is not afraid at all.

It seems that there is no need to do hair at all, but...

Lu Mingfei stared at Eryi's eyes, which seemed to be beating with yearning like a deer. He no longer hesitated and nodded: "Okay, I will take you to buy new clothes and a new hairstyle tomorrow!"

Yes, which girl would refuse to sit in a beauty shop all morning, then go shopping for an afternoon, turn the fitting room into a catwalk, and look at herself in the mirror as if she could ever-change?

It’s a girl’s nature to love beauty.

He couldn't help but think of the last life, when the clerk persuaded her to put on high heels. Eriyi, who had never worn such shoes before, walked as clumsily as a little duck. The clerk kept following her step by step for fear of her falling, but the tight The curves of her calves are so beautiful that it makes people’s hearts beat, and her toddler expression reveals her cuteness.

"Let's set off tomorrow morning!" Lu Mingfei said firmly, with perseverance in his eyes.

Eriyi sat upright and said seriously with a small face: "We will also eat sukiyaki and sake that night."

"Okay, okay, sukiyaki and sake."

"Double portion of the fattened cow."

"Conservative, four servings!" Boss Lu decided.



"Look at the youth today, how depraved they are! Japan is about to sink, and yet they are still in the mood to talk about love, eat and drink!"

While the vice-principal was pouring wine for the seniors, he was worried about the future of Japan.

His Excellency the Bishop expressed deep agreement: "This is an important turning point related to the fate of the world, and it really cannot be taken lightly."

"How much do you know about King Bai?" the vice-principal leaned closer and asked in a low voice, making it mysterious.

His Excellency the Bishop pondered for a moment and said: "It is a good dragon."

The vice-principal's eyes widened: "Really or not? Is the Dragon King still good?"

His Excellency the Bishop said sternly: "Don't look at this great creature with a biased vision and attitude. King Bai is the embodiment of justice."

"The incarnation of justice?" The vice-principal was stunned for a moment.

"When you can destroy the entire world, you can also become the embodiment of justice. Every move you make represents justice. Isn't there a line? I will destroy you on behalf of justice!"

His Excellency the Bishop raised his glass and touched the vice-chancellor's glass, teaching him the correct posture to become the incarnation of justice.

The vice principal was silent.

"This is really bad news. Such a terrifying creature is about to awaken, but we are drinking, eating and chatting on the street. Shouldn't we say that we are too offline? From this point of view, we must take a bath with Yamato Nadeshiko. Where are the hot springs?"

The vice-principal's eyes showed sincerity after a long absence.

The bishop swayed the wine in the small cup and shrugged: "Alai, this is not bad news. The real bad news is that I told you that he has woken up and is now wandering on the streets of Tokyo. Maybe. He is sitting next to a ramen stall right now, eating noodles with a cute little girl."

"Damn it." The vice-principal cursed secretly, "Do I still have time to book a flight ticket for tonight? There's no other point. I'm a bed-sitter, and I can't sleep well away from the attic."

"Calm down, Alai." His Excellency the Bishop put his hand on his shoulder, raised his chin slightly and said, "It's a small scene, you can handle it!"

"What are you going to use to pressure me?" the vice-principal asked eagerly, "Don't expect to use my small body!"

The bishop stared at the vice-principal in silence for a few seconds and said quietly: "Alai, your physique is almost as big as mine. You are really not young."

"I'm just too fat," the vice-principal said shyly.

"Your shameless appearance is really like that of the first generation Flamel." His Excellency the Bishop said sincerely.

"What's the relationship between you and my ancestor?"

"Both teachers and friends." His Excellency the Bishop recalled for a while, "You know, I have lived for a long time and met many people, but few people can talk to me. This long time has allowed me to accumulate too much wisdom.

, do you understand the kind of loneliness that makes me lonely when the whole world is turbulent?"

"And your ancestor is an extremely interesting person among the people I have met. He is not too smart, but he is very optimistic and perceptive. He can always find incredible ways to survive in seemingly dead-end situations."

The vice-principal slapped his thigh violently and said excitedly: "You understand so well. I always thought that if I had been born thousands of years earlier, I would definitely be able to chat with Qu Yuan!"

His voice suddenly rose, affecting Angers and Uesugoshi who had been chatting for a long time.

At this time, the six people in the van were divided into three pairs, and everyone was concentrating on talking about themselves.

"This is all the secrets you want to know." Uesugoshi sighed, "I think God has awakened, but that's not the worst. The worst is that she may already be in Tokyo."

The wine glass in Angers' hand fell.

"The original location of Gao Tianyuan was in Tokyo Bay, very close to today's Tokyo. At the beginning of the recovery, the dragons need a period of time to recover their memories and adapt to their bloodline. At this time, they are like human babies and will follow their instincts. You

Where will the White King go like this?"

Angers was silent for a long time and took a deep breath: "It will return to Takamagahara in its memory, just like the migration of a fish. But there is no Takamagahara in Tokyo Bay anymore, and it will look for the nearest city... It is here! It is Tokyo!"

He totally got it.

Just like the dragon king Norton wandered unconsciously for a period of time when he first woke up, and even thought he was a human being.

vertex

The same may be true for the God at this moment. She may be in human form, following the fragments of memory to Tokyo, confusedly pursuing her past, like an abandoned girl.

But Tokyo is a big city, with tens of millions of people here, so it’s almost impossible to find her!

"I've told you everything I know. Now go and dig through every inch of Tokyo to find God."

Uesugoshi brought the cooked ramen to the table, "If there is nothing else, let's finish our reunion after finishing this bowl of noodles. It's almost done. I have to get up early tomorrow morning to get the ingredients."

After that, he looked at Lu Mingfei, raised his eyebrows and said, "Young man, do you want to make an appointment?"

Lu Mingfei raised his head, thought for a few seconds, and nodded: "Since the principal enthusiastically recommended it, I must try it before Tokyo sinks!"

"Don't be so pessimistic. I bought a plane ticket to France decades ago and paid a lot of money, so I always get priority. Even if Japan sinks, you can still go to France to find me. I will still be there then."

Selling ramen on the street.”

Master Yue seemed very optimistic, as if it would not matter even if Japan was flooded.

"Are you planning to become the ramen god of France?" Ange said calmly.

"But besides selling ramen, I can't do anything else." Uesugi scratched his head and asked, "Is it possible that you want me to teach Japanese kendo?"

"After all, you were once the head of the Sheqi family, and Japan is half of your family. Now it is facing the crisis of destruction, but you have an expression on your face that it has nothing to do with you."

"But I have abdicated, haven't I? The emperor has abdicated and ignored the government affairs! Who is the current patriarch? Tell him!" Uesugi said with a rogue face.

After a short silence.

"Are you sure you have no descendants?"

Ange stared into Uesugoshi's eyes and confirmed again.

"I don't want descendants. The blood of the 'Emperor' is supreme, but it is also a curse." Uesugi lowered his eyes, "I don't want my descendants to live with this curse like me."

"What curse?"

"I can't say that." Uesugi shook his head and said, "Whatever you gain, you have to lose something, right?"

Angre frowned and said: "If our information is correct, a new emperor has indeed been born in the Eight Sheqi Family, but you also say that you are the last emperor in the world, who should I believe?"

"I've told you all the stories I can tell, including my mother and my stallion father. I won't lie about this kind of thing. It's up to you to believe it or not."

Uesugi Yueheitan Road.

Ange smiled bitterly and said: "It's not that I don't believe you, old friend. To be honest, I didn't expect you to have such a past before."

"This is my life. There are my own faults and my family's. I ruined everything. I'm sorry for my 'subjects'. I promised them things that I didn't understand myself and sent them to the battlefield. I

I'm also sorry for my 'people', who have suffered so much. I'm also sorry for my 'wives', for treating them like puppets and using their lives to vent my anger. Even my stallion father

No, I'm even more sorry for my mother, I don't deserve to hear her tell those Bible stories."

Uesugoshi took out the silver cross from his collar, held it in his palm, and recited softly,

"Repent of this sin of yours, and pray to the Lord, that perhaps the thoughts of your heart may be forgiven."

"Acts chapter 8 verse 22," Angers said.

He does not believe in God, but after all, he has studied at Trinity College, Cambridge, and is very familiar with the Bible.

Uesugoshi's last sentence comes from the Bible Acts of the Apostles.

"Believe me, God, this old man has never said this. The words he talks about most often are that since he realizes that his mistakes cannot be forgiven, he should just go to hell. Hello to you, me to everyone."

Your Excellency the Bishop suddenly raised his glass, as if he wanted to toast everyone.

Uesugi frowned dissatisfied: "Young man, I will never interfere with other people's beliefs, because this is personal freedom, so please don't slander my God in front of me."

In front of Master Yue, a certain priest with a middle-aged appearance was indeed extremely "young".

Angre drooped his eyebrows and stopped talking.

The vice principal rubbed his hands and smiled evilly.

The bishop looked apologetic and drank the wine in one gulp, as if to express his apology.

"Actually, the Snake Qiba family really hopes that I can leave descendants, but I told them not to think about it. They must have given up on me over the years, but they urgently need a spiritual leader, so they may have specially created a puppet, claiming that

He is the new generation of emperor. If you see my successor, please slap him casually, put shoe marks on his face and kick his crotch, it has nothing to do with me."

Uesugoshi stood up and started cleaning up the ramen stall, speaking in a casual tone.

"Officially authorized slap in the face? OK, I accept it."

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