He had an idea and said: "Well, today is the 100th anniversary of Jiang University. Many former alumni have returned, and students leave Jiang University every year. I am here to give him a few inspirational speeches.
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After Lu Xuan said these words, he continued: "Four years actually go by very quickly. When you first entered university, you might have been a little confused..."
"Pfft!" Everyone laughed.
"Four years, after years of butcher's knives and plastic surgery, your once majestic faces may be smoothed by the melanin of the night, completing the gorgeous transformation from childhood to maturity, so you must remember,
Don’t work overtime too late!”
When Lu Xuan said this, everyone burst into laughter again, and the whole football field was filled with crazy laughter. He is truly a talent, his eloquence and his words are so funny!
However, the sentence "Don't work overtime too late" made many girls blush with embarrassment. Ning Wanxi stamped her feet angrily. This pervert husband was showing off again.
Lan Ya's face turned red with embarrassment. Maybe she could only understand that she didn't work overtime and play computer games at night, so she wouldn't feel so embarrassed.
"In the past four years, you may have been confused, given up, crazy, awakened, persisted, and worked hard. Whether you are a student in school or a student who has graduated, I think you must have performed a lot.
It is a unique experience of the times. If you skip classes, you are abnormal. If you do not skip classes, the whole education is abnormal. The dormitory is a place that does not need to be tidied up. We are the famous "chaotic room" heroes!"
"Haha!" After Lu Xuan's words stopped, loud laughter came from the entire football field. Many people held their stomachs and laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. However, their eyes flashed with brilliance. Lu Xuan's simple words,
It shows the beauty of college life, how free and indulgent it is.
The students who have graduated from Jiangsu University were filled with emotion when they heard Lu Xuan's words. Some of them secretly wiped away tears after laughing. The time in college is really the most wonderful time in life. Such youth and frivolity are so shameless.
After entering the society, I realized what hard work is.
We always have ulterior motives for socializing, but in the end, the person who has a crush on me is very, very calm.
One day, if you meet your college self, please don't go up and slap him in the face, scolding him for not treating your youth well. You should hold his hand and say sincerely, thank you.
You let me experience mistakes and mistakes, positivity and craziness, success and joy.
"Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel. Youth is insurmountable. All experiences are our wealth, because youth has no regrets and no complaints. I hope that the students who are still in school can
Cherish your current university campus. When you enter the society, all kinds of pressure will come. Heat is like a pressure cooker. If the pressure is too much, you will be cooked. In any case, please remember, don’t expect to have the figure of Brother Monkey, but in the past
Live with Bajie!"
"Talented, so damn talented!" All the college students clapped desperately and laughed, but tears were shining in their eyes. The people who wanted to cry were the seniors who could no longer return to campus.
We are older, and only after we are out of the society do we realize the pressure, and only then do we realize how wonderful life in college is.
"Cousin, my brother-in-law is so eloquent, I feel like he is a literary star born into the world!" Lan Ya said with some excitement. Ning Wanxi looked at Lu Xuan who was talking eloquently on the stage, and really had a feeling that if he didn't go
Being a speaker is such a waste.
This is her husband, her husband, an omnipotent person. There seems to be nothing in the world that he can't do. He is so omnipotent. Ning Wanxi's beautiful eyes are full of beauty. She is naturally delighted by her husband's excellence.
Endless.
Dean An and the school leaders were all shaking their heads and laughing. Even though what Lu Xuan said was funny, it contained many "big principles" that would make people remember deeply after hearing it. In joy,
Learning, isn’t this the best way to teach and educate people?
"It's amazing. If he were a teacher, he would definitely be a famous teacher. His eloquence is really incredible!" Several professors couldn't help but admired.
What's more important is that Lu Xuan was unprepared and didn't even have a speech script in his hand. He just said it in a garbled way, every word of it, which gave people an incredible feeling.
"Don't expect that by pretending to be stupid, being cute, exposing yourself, and having scandals, you can enrich your pockets. Don't step out of this green grassland and lose the persistence of our lives. You may think that the school has got your person, but
I'm afraid I will never get your heart, even if a hundred things go wrong, she is not your mother after all. Let you grow up happily in his arms, he will be like your mother, or your mother-in-law!"
When Lu Xuan finished saying this, he licked his lips dryly, and while the whole room was laughing, he added: "And your mother-in-law is a hundred years old today..."
"Pfft, haha!" The whole football field was filled with thundering laughter, almost laughing to death. Everyone was silent in Lu Xuan's words. After watching so many beauties singing and dancing, now I feel that Lu Xuan is still laughing.
Xuan's speech was the most wonderful, so funny.
And it's funny, but also full of truth.
"Finally, please start remembering those college friends who are suffering from poetry and writing, those roommates who are suffering from hardships, and those gay friends who are suffering from hardships. Four years goes by really fast. Cherish your current life and take good care of it.
Study hard and bless you all, bsp; "Haha!" Everyone laughed, laughing to the point of tears. Even Ning Wanxi, who had a cold temperament, covered her mouth and kept laughing.
And Ning Wanxi looked at Lu Xuan, her eyes filled with affection, Lu Xuan was really an extraordinary person, he was so outstanding and dazzling wherever he went.
"Well, thank you all for listening to what I have to say," Lu Xuan smiled faintly, handed the microphone to the beautiful host, and then slowly walked off the stage.
Lu Xuan had a college dream. He had a group of classmates, several roommates, and a few good friends, but he had missed out on his dream.
But now I came to Jiangning University and gave a speech to thousands of college students. It was really outrageous and made Lu Xuan feel a little excited. Fortunately, I have good eloquence, otherwise I would really make a fool of myself without preparation.
When Lu Xuan just walked off the stage, countless people gathered around him like they were on fire: "Lu Xuan, you are so awesome, can you sign your autograph for me!"
This chapter has been completed!