This fart will shock everyone present.
The woman in Tsing Yi who was about to introduce herself froze on the spot and forgot to say anything else.
The pretty woman in green was confused and looked at Ye Qingyun in disbelief.
She is the eldest lady of Fengyue Chamber of Commerce. She has been exposed to all kinds of people and seen all kinds of situations since she was a child.
That’s pretty well-informed.
But I have never experienced such an embarrassing time.
Someone actually farts in front of me.
Still so loud.
As if afraid that others wouldn't hear.
Didn't this guy hold in a fart on purpose and let it out when he was in front of him?
That's really disgusting.
Mei Changhai on the side looked at Ye Qingyun in shock, not knowing what was going on.
Senior ancestor, what's going on?
Why did you fart suddenly?
Could it be that he is feeling unwell?
Or are you dissatisfied with the eldest lady of Fengyue Chamber of Commerce?
So you deliberately fart to express dissatisfaction?
But that's not the case.
Farting is too rude.
Huikong's reaction was different from ordinary people's. There was no surprise or doubt.
Instead, he looked thoughtful.
For a moment.
Huikong seemed to have thought of something, and showed a wise smile.
"Amitabha."
"The fart of the Holy Son contains the meaning of Zen."
"I'm afraid it's difficult for ordinary people to understand something."
The person who was most embarrassed was naturally Ye Qingyun.
He couldn't believe it.
I actually let out such a loud and clear fart in public?
And in front of a beautiful woman.
fuck me
This wave is completely social death!
Even though Ye Qingyun was very thick-skinned, such an embarrassing situation still made him want to find a crack in the ground and crawl in quickly.
What a shame!
I, Ye, have never been so embarrassed in my life.
How is this different from pooping on the street?
If this was a normal fart, Ye Qingyun would definitely be able to hold it in.
But this time it’s not just that.
My stomach has been rumbling very uncomfortable, and from time to time
It hurts a bit.
This is a typical sign before diarrhea.
But it just happened that there was always thunder but no rain.
Until just now.
A burst of air rushed out from his stomach and went straight down.
Ye Qingyun couldn't hold it at all.
This anger immediately came out.
At this moment, an indescribable smell spread all around.
Whether it is the woman in green, Huikong, Mei Changhai, or the waiters and guests nearby, they can all smell it.
For a moment, everyone's expressions changed drastically.
It smells bad but not particularly bad.
Closer to anger.
Combined with the smell.
It makes this fart smell bad.
Compared with ordinary farts, it is obviously more powerful.
The woman in green turned pale, covered her nose and couldn't help but take a step back.
She didn't want to show it either.
But this taste is really overpowering.
She had never smelled such a foul smell in her life.
Is this a fart that a cultivator can let out?
Could this person be practicing some evil poisonous technique?
The woman in green didn't want to embarrass Ye Qingyun, so she secretly circulated her fairy energy to dispel the smell.
But this smell cannot be dispelled at all.
The lingering aftertaste lingers.
"Ahem."
It was Ye Qingyun who took the initiative to break the embarrassing situation.
"I'm sorry, my stomach is not feeling well, and I made the girl laugh."
The woman in Tsing Yi smiled and said, "It's okay. Your distinguished guest doesn't need to worry about me."
puff!
She was about to introduce herself again, but unexpectedly, Ye Qingyun farted out again.
He interrupted the woman in green again.
This made the scene, which had been somewhat relaxed, fall into embarrassment again.
Except for Huikong, everyone else looked at Ye Qingyun with strange eyes.
Ye Qingyun couldn't hold it any longer.
"Is there a hut here?"
Thatched hut?
The woman in Tsing Yi was confused for a moment
However.
Her Fengyue Merchant Guild really doesn't have such a thing as a hut.
Because it's of no use at all.
Who the hell would go to a latrine as a cultivator?
Things like latrines, in the entire Zhenyuan world, probably only exist in places where mortals gather.
Ye Qingyun is the only one who is different. No matter where he takes root, he must first solve the problem of urination and defecation.
"There are no huts here."
The woman in green shook her head and said.
"Then are there any huts in this city?"
Ye Qingyun asked anxiously.
He already felt bad.
As soon as those two farts were released, Ye Qingyun's stomach relaxed a little.
But then there was a feeling that it was about to erupt.
It's like a sign before a river bursts its banks.
It's about to explode!
Ye Qingyun is really familiar with this feeling.
I feel like this every time before I have diarrhea.
As the saying goes.
You can travel a thousand miles by holding your urine.
It’s hard to move even if you hold in your poop!
Especially when you have diarrhea, it is extremely difficult to hold it in.
The pain is comparable to torture!
It's enough to make people gnash their teeth and break out in cold sweat.
Ye Qingyun was in such a state at the moment.
He spent almost all his willpower on clamping this matter.
If you relax even a little bit, you will end up with pants in your pocket.
Farting in public is considered socially unacceptable.
If he pulls his pants in public, then Ye Qingyun won't have to go out again.
In the entire Qiandao Prefecture, there will probably be rumors soon that Patriarch Tiezhu defecated his pants in public.
I'm afraid it will be talked about for tens of thousands of years.
So for Ye Qingyun at this moment, finding a hut is the top priority.
Only the hut can make Ye Qingyun feel at ease.
"There are no huts in the entire Tianque Immortal City."
The woman in green clothes said with a very strange expression.
When Ye Qingyun heard this, he felt desperate.
Damn it!
Such a majestic and majestic city does not even have a hut.
This should be a hardware facility.
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Even if you immortals don't have diarrhea, you can at least build one or two huts to show off.
How can this be fixed?
"Where are the huts nearby?"
Ye Qingyun didn't care whether it was embarrassing or not, and asked impatiently.
Woman in Tsing Yi ""
Mom, in all my life, this is the first time someone has asked me so impatiently where I can find a hut.
I would really appreciate it!
"I think Tianque Fairy City is thousands of miles away, but I'm afraid there are no huts."
The woman in green almost gritted her teeth and replied.
The words just fell.
Ye Qingyun had already rushed out of Fengyue Chamber of Commerce.
So fast.
Unprecedented!
Even Huikong couldn't keep up with Ye Qingyun's speed.
After Ye Qingyun rushed out of Fengyue Chamber of Commerce, he went straight to the city lord's mansion.
When he rushed to the gate of the City Lord's Mansion, he had almost reached his limit.
My stomach is churning.
Ye Qingyun's face turned pale from the suffocation, and goosebumps appeared all over his body.
Fortunately, the city lord Yang Cang was notified in advance on the way, and the guards in front of the mansion did not stop him.
As soon as Ye Qingyun rushed in, he saw fat Yang Cang walking towards him.
"Sir Secret Agent"
Yang Cang just wanted to greet him with a smile.
Ye Qingyun, however, passed by him.
"I'll lend you your back garden!"
Yang Cang looked back in shock.
But Ye Qingyun was no longer visible.
"What an amazing movement!"
Yang Cang couldn't help but be amazed.
But then he became confused again.
"What does the secret agent want to do with the back garden of my city lord's mansion? Is there any key clue in my back garden?"
Yang Cang felt a chill in his heart and quickly followed him.
At this time, Ye Qingyun had already rushed to the back garden.
I glanced around and saw a rockery.
Ye Qingyun ducked directly behind the rockery, and then squatted down with lightning speed.
Puff puff puff puff!!!
Yang Cang followed him to the back garden and heard a series of popping sounds.
He immediately froze in place.
This chapter has been completed!