Go to the latrine?
Hearing these words, Demon King Qitian was so angry that he almost pounced on someone and bit him.
I am the demon king of Qitian, you actually asked me to go to the latrine?
It’s convenient for me wherever I want!
I want to stay here with you! ??
What can you do to me?
Ye Qingyun was furious when he saw that he didn't listen at all.
But Ye Qingyun had an idea.
"If you don't go to the latrine, you'll still have a stomachache later!"
As soon as these words came out, Demon King Qitian was really a little doubtful.
He forcefully held back what was about to spurt out.
"You didn't lie to me?"
Qitian Demon King bared his teeth and grinned, obviously feeling very uncomfortable.
"Hmph! If you want to continue rolling around in pain, then that's up to you."
After Ye Qingyun finished speaking, he stopped paying attention to Demon King Qitian.
But he was still glancing at Demon King Qitian from the corner of his eye.
Please stop pulling it.
If you pull it again, my yard will be filled with the smell of your stuff.
Demon King Qitian endured the severe pain in his abdomen and glanced around.
"Where is the hut?"
"That!"
Ye Qingyun pointed to his hut.
It is said that since this hut was blown up by the Sima family, it has been rebuilt by Huikong and other monks, and it has become very grand now.
It can even be said that the most magnificent thing on the top of the mountain is this hut.
However, although the latrine is magnificent, it still cannot change Ye Qingyun's habit of peeing in the yard.
At this moment, Demon King Qitian rushed into the hut with a single stride.
Then a sputtering sound quickly came from inside.
Ye Qingyun was frightened for a while.
"This monkey won't blow up my hut again, will it?"
He didn't want to experience another scene of shit and urine flying around.
It's so annoying.
now.
Da Mao walked up slowly from the bottom of the mountain.
As soon as I arrived at the yard, I saw a pile of monkey droppings on the ground.
Da Mao's expression suddenly solidified.
> "You piece of shit, where did you die?"
When Ye Qingyun saw Big Hair actually popping up, he immediately cursed.
Da Mao barked innocently.
Ye Qingyun waved his hands irritably, fearing that this bitch like Big Mao would come over and want to eat shit.
Fortunately, Da Mao doesn't have such a hobby.
He even walked around far away.
As soon as he turned around, Da Mao didn't know where he ran.
Ye Qingyun didn't care, as long as this bitch was still on the mountain.
What I fear the most is that it runs around. If someone catches it, it would be bad to kill it and eat its meat.
“So comfortable!”
The voice of Demon King Qitian came from inside the hut.
Then he saw Demon King Qitian slowly walking out.
A look of relief on his face.
"My stomach really doesn't hurt anymore."
Qitian Demon King rubbed his belly and said.
Ye Qingyun felt anxious again.
The monkey seems to be fine.
You're not going to yell at yourself again, are you?
"What methods did you use on me? It made me so painful!"
Demon King Qitian looked at Ye Qingyun with some fear.
The pain in his stomach just now gave Demon King Qi Tian a memory and he knew that Ye Qingyun was not to be trifled with.
Moreover, when the golden stick attacked Ye Qingyun before, he actually refused to obey his orders, which also surprised Demon King Qitian.
Although he is a monkey, he has cultivated to the level of the Demon King, and his mind is not stupid.
Demon King Qitian is already aware of Ye Qingyun's various anomalies.
"Well, actually I think you just ate too many peaches, that's why you got diarrhea."
Ye Qingyun said with some embarrassment.
Eaten too many peaches?
How could Demon King Qitian believe such nonsense?
With his level of cultivation, let alone eating such a small amount of peaches.
Even if you eat another hundred or a thousand peaches.
There won't be anything wrong with him.
There must be something weird.
Ye Qingyun felt a little relieved when he saw that Demon King Qi Tian would no longer take action casually.
Then, Ye Qingyun brought a shovel over. ??
Shoveled up the mess on the ground.
Buried in the vegetable field in the yard.
This is the poop of a demon king, and it must contain extremely rich essence.
The vegetables grown are bound to be extremely strong.
Ye Qingyun is a diligent and frugal person, so he will naturally not waste anything.
"Why are you shoveling my shit?"
Qitian Demon King asked in confusion.
"Fertilize."
Ye Qingyun responded.
Demon King Qitian looked astonished.
At this moment, Demon King Qitian noticed what kind of things were planted in this yard?
All kinds of natural treasures!
The Demon King Qitian was dazzled by the sight.
But Demon King Qitian is not very interested in these heavenly materials and earthly treasures.
His ability to cultivate to his current strength was not due to the accumulation of heavenly materials and earthly treasures.
Instead, he relies on his own bloodline and talent.
So he was just surprised.
"May I have your name?"
Qitian Demon King suddenly asked.
"Me? My name is Ye Qingyun, what do you call the Demon King Zunjia?"
Qitian Demon King scratched his head.
"I don't have a name."
Ye Qingyun was startled, "You don't have a name? How do the demon clan call you?"
"Before I became the Demon King, all the demon clan called me Hericium. After I became the Demon King, they only called me the Demon King."
Qitian Demon King said this.
Ye Qingyun nodded.
"Would you like to hear a story?"
"Story? What else do you want to say that I don't understand?"
Ye Qingyun smiled.
He found that Qitian Demon King was actually quite interesting.
"You understand, it's also a story about a monkey."
Demon King Qitian showed some curiosity, "Then tell me."
Ye Qingyun coughed dryly.
"A long time ago, there was a monkey. He jumped out of the stone."
Ye Qingyun immediately talked about the story of Sun Wukong.
From the birth of the Stone Monkey, he dominated the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower and Fruit Mountain, then went to study under Bodhi, traveled to the East China Sea to get the magic needle, and traveled to the underworld to change life and death.
"Then Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the underworld. He beat the King of Hell, stepped on the judge, and killed the ghosts."
"It even changed the book of life and death, allowing one hundred thousand monkeys and grandchildren in Huaguo Mountain to live forever!"
Speaking of this, Ye Qingyun also unconsciously raised his tone and became a little more impassioned.
"good!!!"
Demon King Qitian had already been fascinated by what he heard. Now when he heard that Sun Wukong had done such an earth-shattering thing, he was even more excited and clapped his hands in applause.
"This Sun Wukong is really awesome. Every thing he does makes me feel more itchy than ever!"
Demon King Qitian scratched his head and ears.
"How's it going? Isn't my story pretty good?"
Ye Qingyun asked with a smile.
Qitian Demon King nodded repeatedly.
"Speak faster, speak faster, I still want to listen!"
It was obvious that Demon King Qitian was already fascinated.
I can't wait to know what happens next.
Ye Qingyun shook his head.
"That's all for today."
Qitian Demon King suddenly became anxious.
"Aren't you trying to kill me?"
Monkeys are impatient by nature.
Especially Demon King Qi Tian, who is famous for his impatience.
At this moment, Ye Qingyun is deliberately trying to sell things off. How can Demon King Qi Tian endure this?
If he hadn't known that Ye Qingyun was weird, Demon King Qitian would have beaten him with a stick.
"I haven't thought about the rest of the story yet. If you come back to me in three months, I will tell you."
Ye Qingyun said lightly.
Demon King Qitian had a sad expression on his face.
"Three months? Isn't it too long?"
This chapter has been completed!