Chapter 1338 is not a joke

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In fact, it’s not surprising that Shi Huozhu is not good at expressing himself.

Expanding the worldview is inherently a systems project.

It's not a matter of one or two sentences.

"This seems contradictory to using the power of rules and being disliked by the world.

In fact, it contains internal logic.

If you use the power of rules, God won't like it.

But you praise God, which makes God very happy.

Therefore, Wu Wu may be taking advantage of the loopholes that suit him.

However, God listened to the praise and gave me strength, which did not change the objective fact that heaven and earth are not happy.

If you want to use the power given by God, it depends on whether your destiny is hard or not.

To a certain extent, even if you give praise, even if you please God, even if the sweet dates are given to you by God.

Whether you can eat it and whether you will choke to death is a 50-50 decision, it depends on your luck.

Of course, the God I am talking about here generally refers to the master who exists in the world.

It doesn’t mean which one specifically, and it’s not one or two.

Different powers, different attributes, different natures, and different masters.

In terms of results, Wu Wu is a bit like a dangerous technique that seeks the skin of a tiger.

Compared with Wu Wu, the cultivation methods of later generations are much gentler and do not carry as much risk as Wu Wu.

Wu Wu is the kind of person whose risk factor is off the charts."

Yuanyuan was confused after hearing this, but she had a correct understanding of the dangers of Wu Wu.

It's like some kind of taboo method, the kind that will kill you 90% of the time.

"No, Azhu, what you said is contradictory again.

If the risk is so high, why was it invented?"

Shi Huozhu felt that she had tried her best.

Questions that you take for granted are full of paradoxes in the eyes of the other party.

The basics of understanding are different, what can you say?

"Boss Boss, the risks mentioned here are only for ordinary people.

For the ancient ancestors or the ancestral witch clan, there are not so many worries.

That’s just daily operations, you’re not an ordinary person.”

Huang Xiaomao definitely didn't understand. He just thought that Shi Huozhu said that Wu Wu was very powerful, so he asked questions without thinking.

"Damn you, fat man, Wu Wu is so powerful, why has it been lost?

How come we’ve never heard of it?”

Shi Huozhu really wanted to say something dirty.

Can you hear shit?

Without any mistake, you are not even qualified to practice due to the great fate.

Can you hear shit?

However, Yuanyuan's eyes were also full of doubts, so Shi Huozhu had to answer honestly.

"The reason why witchcraft has been lost is actually very simple and obvious.

Because there is no one to use it, it's like slaying a dragon without a dragon.

After all, the ancestral witches and ancestors have disappeared in the long river of history for a long time.

Just like Uncle Tong, although he is a descendant of the ancestral witch clan.

Still not life-hard enough to use witch dance.

So there is no need to pass it down.

Even if it is passed down, it is just one more way to commit suicide."

When Yuanyuan heard this, it didn't matter whether she understood or not.

The point is that she understands that if her husband is really doing a witch dance.

That's not a joke, it's a suicide attempt.

Seemingly understanding Yuanyuan's thoughts, Shi Huozhu quickly cleared up his doubts.

"Madam boss, you don't have to listen to Uncle Tong's nonsense.

I just suffered from an occupational disease and wanted to do some popular science.

How can Brother Cai know how to dance witchcraft?

That's not something that can be learned by oneself without a teacher.

I have to say that Brother Cai is a genius. He observes the astronomical phenomena at night, makes mistakes, and invents witch dances based on his own insights.

I don't believe it when the knife rests on the neck, I really don't believe it.

So, don't worry, it's okay.

I think it should be done by wiping the neck every time to enlarge the move. It doesn’t look advanced at all.

Brother Cai is adding drama to himself.

In the end, he must be hit on the forehead with an iron stick.

We don’t necessarily have to find someone to help, and that’s it.”

Cai Gen listened to the discussion below and never interrupted.

Because this was also the first time he heard that what Gong Kanghui taught him was called Wu Wu.

That guy just forced himself to learn, and he never explained it in such detail.

Although what Shi Huozhu said was not very comprehensive, Cai Gen, as the person involved, really understood it completely.

Even if you understand that Wu Wu is extraordinary, it is even a bit advanced.

But when he really jumped out, I still felt ashamed and uncomfortable.

That is to save Xiao Tmall, otherwise why would you bother yourself like this in front of everyone?

This is compared to when I was in elementary school, skipping class and falling into a manure pit, and then made a self-examination in front of the whole school with shit all over me, and embarrassed myself.

Forget it, just get angry from shame.

Otherwise they will talk endlessly.

And I really don’t want to hear it anymore, let alone explain it to Shi Huozhu.

All explanations are inferior to seeing is believing.

As for whether he could place the knife on Shi Huozhu's neck, Cai Gen was not sure.

After all, I was just a dropout at Gongkanghui, not a graduate, and I didn’t have a certificate.

"Can you please stop?

I'm doing business here, I'm not joking.

And I totally forgot.

From now on, if anyone speaks again, I will turn against you.

It’s hard to remember in the first place, and I’m still a dance-illiterate.

Why don’t you know how to understand individuals?”

For the third time, Cai Gen went through the preparation activities again.

"Take four steps forward, hold your hands and twist your hips."

"Take four steps back, put your hands on your hips and twist your hips."

"Take four steps to the left, wrap your hands around your hips."

"Take four steps to the right, stretch and twist your hips."

"Turn left, round your hips from the side."

"Turn right, round your hips from the side."

"Have you failed your studies?"

Cai Gen completely imitated Gong Kanghui's posture and tone in his memory and made a complete set.

Finally, imitating the idea of ​​sharing the benefits, he stretched out his finger and pointed at the big ice hunchback.

Then, there is no more.

Nothing happened, it was just like a joke.

Everyone upstairs breathed a long sigh of relief when they saw that the result was normal.

Fortunately, Cai Gen was just joking.

However, Cai Gen doesn’t think so.

Could it be that the order is wrong?

Or where is the difference?

A spirit of unwillingness to admit defeat rarely appeared in Cai Gen's heart.

I don’t believe it. Do I really have no talent for dancing?

"Take four steps forward, hold your hands and twist your hips."

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"Have you failed your studies?"

Cai Gen pointed his finger more carefully, but failed again.

Oh my gosh, I won’t believe it.

Repeated formulas, repeated actions.

Cai Gen tried his best to be serious and kept repeating.

Be more and more devoted, more and more skilled, and faster and faster.

So much so that Cai Gen didn't notice the changes happening around him.

Everyone upstairs unconsciously covered their mouths with their hands.

Looking at Cai Gen's dance at this time, there is no trace of comedy at all.

All the actions did not seem to be led by Cai Gen.

Rather, it fits a certain special rhythm, is pulled by a certain force, and controls Cai Gen.

Every step you take is like mountains and rivers.

Every twist of the hips comes naturally.

Slowly, Cai Gen disappeared from everyone's eyes.

He became a gurgling stream, a rushing river, and a raging sea.

Finally, it turned into a drop of water and appeared on Cai Gen's fingertips.

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