When Xiao Sun heard that he was so incompetent, he couldn't help but explain,
"Don't talk nonsense. Pangu is a mentally ill person. Everyone has just become mentally ill. I greeted him politely, but he chopped me to death with an axe. We don't know where we offended him, and we don't dare to ask. And
, I’m not the first, I’m the third.”
The explanation is also very weak, and basically does not change much of the plot. The first and third parts are not that important. What is important is that they were hacked to death as soon as they were formed, which is really embarrassing.
Ignoring Xiao Tmall's explanation, Xiao Sun continued, but the funny look on his face was beyond words.
"After our big cat was hacked to death, his soul wandered for thousands of years. After being reincarnated by the meteorite, he became Fu Dou, a big black dog. He felt that Pangu had fallen and his day had come to participate in the world war. However,
It was bad luck that he sided with Chi You and was killed by Huang Di again. Moreover, he was the first one to be killed, so he was killed as a sacrifice."
This experience may have made Xiao Timao very nostalgic. He didn't care whether he died or whether he sacrificed the flag or not. He looked out the window, as if through time and space, and saw the glorious years and the smoke-filled battlefield.
The sound was overwhelming, the sky was full of gods and monsters, and the sound of killing was loud. He proudly rushed towards the enemy's formation, every step was majestic, and every step he took was indomitable. He rolled his eyes and said leisurely,
"The days were good in the beginning. Chi You fed me a lot of people every day and fooled me. Later, after he defeated the Yellow Emperor, he made me a great god and could eat people at will. What a benefit for me. I rushed up as soon as the fight started, and then I was killed.
There was a group fight, and Chi You's group of cowards, I don't know whether it was because they were running slowly or because they had short legs, but I was all killed, and they didn't exchange fire yet. Fortunately, they were killed later, and I feel much more balanced."
This is a bit different from the myths and legends that Cai Gen understands. Chi You doesn't look like a leader who can fool people. Could it be that he didn't fool the big cat, but he was just brave because of his own wishful thinking? The Xiaoling Cat died before he left the army, which is a comparison.
back.
After putting away the dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen, Xiao Sun diligently made a cup of tea for Cai Gen, lit a cigarette, and began to think about how to say the following things in a way that was tactful and not so direct, but it made him happy just thinking about it.
Come out, because Fu Dou is really unlucky and unlucky.
"Fu Dou died and entered the underworld. At first, he was doing well. He worked shifts with another white dog to guard the River Styx. He was also regarded as the watchdog of hell. This is a very important position in the underworld. He was serious and domineering for a while.
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Later, Buddhism infiltrated the underworld and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva went, and everyone started to take sides. After Fu Dou made a mistake in taking sides last time, our big cat may also have doubts about his IQ, so he chose neutrality and decided not to take sides anymore. Everything depends on
I, in the end, without much persuasion from Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the big white dog chose Buddhism and became Ksitigarbha’s beloved pet, Ting Ting, leaving him in trouble and doing nothing but shit.”
Xiao Tianmao's eyes were so aggrieved that they were wet, as if this experience had really hurt him. When Xiao Sun mentioned this, he became anxious.
"You are bullshit, you are bullshit, and your whole family is bullshit. Dabai promised me at the beginning that she would live a small life by herself and rely on no one. As a result, she ran away with Ksitigarbha at the first opportunity. Where was her promise?
What about integrity? What about true promises? Where about undying love? Honest people are bullied. Monkey, you don’t know the relationship between me and Dabai at all, don’t talk nonsense.”
Could it be that there was something indescribable between him and Di Ting? Could it be that Di Ting was a bitch? Cai Gen kept making obscene speculations.
Even though Xiao Sun was called a monkey, it seemed that telling the history of Howling Tmall was the biggest counterattack.
"The big cat who doesn't rely on the three parties is of course a thorn in everyone's side. He is still in such an important position. How can we take advantage of him? We found an excuse and wanted to kill him. In the end, the three parties made a show and gave him three eyes.
As a pet, Sanyan didn't want to have him, mainly because he was too unlucky and was afraid that he would follow suit, but he had no choice but to force himself on him.
As you all know about Sanyan, his blood is not pure, his grandma is not close to him, his uncle does not love him, and he has not been involved in any official positions. He is just a mascot-like existence. He seems to be very good and listens to the instructions but not the announcement. In fact, it is because he has not listened.
In the past, everyone was able to get along with Xuan's qualifications, but after the fight, Sanyan turned into a stinking piece of shit, and everyone avoided him."
Maybe the actual situation is that Sanyan is indeed more miserable. At this point, Xiao Tianmao was also very angry with Sanyan and was unable to refute. He just looked at Cai Gen with resentment and grievance.
"Master, you tell me how miserable I am and how unlucky I am in these years. You must take good care of me, love me, and don't let me down."
Cai Gen also felt sorry for Xiao Tmall. During the enlightenment education, he was dominated by Pangu, the top student, and was expelled before graduation.
When I entered the society, I started a business with my elder brother, but the company was taken over by the second-generation official Huangdi, and I lost my job immediately.
After being laid off, I returned home and found a job as a janitor to make ends meet, but I was squeezed out of my job by a related household.
In the end, he really didn't sell himself as a slave, and even drew lots for his master to withstand the thunder.
I was reincarnated thinking I could start a new life, but in the end even my species changed. Could it be any worse?
If you are unlucky enough to be ranked, Xiao Tmall will definitely be in the top three.
"Xiao Sun, do you think if he is so bad, will it affect our store's business?"
Even though he tried so hard to be cute, he didn't arouse Cai Gen's sympathy. Xiao Tmall was very frustrated and quickly defended himself.
"Master, don't worry. When luck reaches the floor, it's when I'm about to take off. Let's go hand in hand, support each other, and reach the peak of life."
Zhen Shuiyin said inappropriately,
"There is a basement under the floor, and there are eighteen levels of hell below the basement. You still have the potential to be unlucky, so don't underestimate yourself."
In one sentence, the conversation was endless. Xiao Tmall was very embarrassed, lying on the bar, stopped talking, and gave up resistance.
However, Cai Gen saw his own reflection in Xiao Tmall's tragic past. Although he was not as moved as Xiao Tmall's misfortune, in his own life, he was still suffering to the death, so he patted Xiao Tmall on the side.
Head, to put it as kindly as possible,
"My dear, please join me in misfortune from now on. At least we still have canned fish and ham sausage."
This is not encouraging at all. What’s more, I haven’t eaten any ham sausage or canned fish. At least I have a good attitude. Not to mention the probation period, it’s not bad. Xiao Tmall said even further,
"Master, I wasn't full just now. Can you give me a piece of ham to taste?"
This is a matter of principle. It’s okay to be a pet, but it can’t be spoiled. What’s eaten by people is what people eat, and it can’t be given to cats. Cai Gen waved his hand.
"It's too late. It's not easy for you to build muscles. You can't indulge yourself. Go to sleep. You won't be hungry when you sleep."
Xiao Tianmao really wanted to shout to Goddess Wang that her food rations were being taken over by others, but she didn't dare. She could only sleep hard to relieve her hunger.
This chapter has been completed!