Chapter 2088 Dead Taoist Tactics

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When I heard there was going to be a fight, Chicha was the most active person.

My previous job responsibilities as a pioneer have already formed muscle memory.

Chacha took the lead and rushed over with a toilet brush in hand.

If Wang Gou Sheng gets the Sword of Victory, he should give the assigned dagger to Chi Cha.

But Wang Gou Sheng has been sleeping deeply, and he has a tight grip on things, and even Chat Chat can't grab them by force.

Therefore, with his six-clawed fish-like arms, he still held toilet brushes, rags and other daily necessities, and ran towards the Valkyrie with his teeth bared.

Valkyrie is indeed very naive and doesn't understand what Cai Gen and the others are struggling with.

She didn't even understand what they were talking about, and she was still waiting for Cai Gen to pack her up and take her out of this dimension so that she could find the God King.

As a result, an alien was sent out. What does it mean to run up?

Do they need to be cleaned and quarantined before being packed up?

Is that fat bald man so particular?

So is this cleaner a servant?

It definitely is.

"Go away, stinky trash, don't touch me."

Chatting halfway, he heard Valkyrie scolding him, and he got mad on the spot.

He jumped up more than ten meters and stabbed the Valkyrie in the mouth with a toilet brush. Maybe he wanted to do a test. There was no sympathy at all.

The Valkyrie didn't tolerate him either, so she took out a four to five meter long sword from behind and didn't know where it was hidden.

As for weapons, every inch is longer and every inch is stronger.

Compared with the sword, the toilet brush is not long enough, so it is not as strong.

Chatting was stopped by a big sword when he was halfway through, but he was not surprised at all. As a veteran who has been in the battlefield, he didn't pay attention to things like Valkyrie at all. He just kept thinking about how much energy to invest.

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"Smelly bitch, the third prince is doing this to give you face.

Do you still dare to resist?

However, the more you resist, the more I

Cai Gen turned his back to the battlefield and couldn't listen anymore. He must have picked up the wrong lines.

Quickly turn around to remind Chicha.

"Chacha, don't go too far. Your performance is inconsistent with your simple image.

It's not easy to help you establish the persona of a naughty kid.

Don't let your ruffian's true intentions be ruined.

Be more restrained, it's okay to just pretend.

A quick victory."

Cha Cha didn't look at Cai Gen, but he felt dissatisfied.

In such an atmosphere, if you don't say something obscene, how can you match Cai Gen's eyes?

"Oh, I know, this isn't my type either.

ah"

Before Chicha's farts were finished, he was already drawn out with the big sword.

In fact, he was hit by a big sword, but the Chicha Durian Armor's defense was very high, so it didn't cause any damage, so he had to pull it out.

"Go away, you smelly, disgusting pervert."

The chattering was flying in the air, which made me feel a little unhappy.

You say it smells bad, but I admit it, I can’t stand myself either.

But what makes me sick?

Where did I go wrong?

He directly changed the mechanical theorem in the air, turned around out of thin air, and flew towards the Valkyrie again.

Like a big spider flying up and down, it surrounded the Valkyrie.

Both sides have rich combat experience.

The Valkyrie has experienced hundreds of battles for so many years and has trained so many heroic spirits that are comparable to gods. She is indeed very strong. She is not only good-looking and has a good figure.

Not long after Cha Cha was reborn, his awakened strength was limited and could not be compared with Nezha in his previous life. That is, relying on the Durian Armor's high defense and thick skin, he was on par with the Valkyrie and still had a slight disadvantage.

"This Valkyrie is so perfect.

I won’t mention external beauty, it’s all on the table.

Her inner beauty is so outstanding, her thoughts are simple, and her strength is excellent.

if"

Ever since Cai Gen turned around, he couldn't move his eyes away.

"Third uncle, there are no ifs, and all ifs are nipped in the cradle.

Once, when my master was in the daughter's country, he talked to me all night and made more than 40,000 suggestions. Then I failed to persuade him and got into trouble.

Today, with the lessons learned from my master, I will never let you get into trouble.

There are no ifs in our men’s lives.”

Xiao Sun never forgets to alert Cai Gen to prevent him from making mistakes or wanting to make mistakes.

"Why is this Valkyrie hiding in Jotunheim?

Shouldn’t they all have died in the battle?

I looked at it and it looked familiar.

Damn it, she can’t be Delif, right?

Is it such a coincidence?"

Loki didn't know when he had pulled out his head, and after sorting out his appearance for a long time, he came to Cai Gen to talk.

"However, Delifu is much weaker.

You seem to be getting fatter?

Jotunheim, is this place very nurturing?"

Cai Gen looked at Loki who was talking to himself and hugged his neck again.

"Second brother, you haven't answered me yet.

I still have to give you an explanation for the tree mom thing, but I can't get over it.

Don't pretend to be dead yet, you can choose the time to tell me.

I'm not in a hurry.

First, let’s talk about what’s going on with this Valkyrie?”

Luo Ji almost wanted to pretend to be dead, but when he heard Cai Gen change his words, he softened halfway and stood up straight again.

"Bullshit Valkyrie, aren't they just a group of ladies that Odin trained to attract heroic spirits?

Later, the unofficial historian said that they were Valkyries. In fact, their status was very low. After all, they were disgraceful evidence for Odin. Who would bring them to the table?

Remember, when Ragnarok begins, they are the first to be cannon fodder, and they are all ranked in front of the heroic spirits."

Cai Gen agrees with Rocky's point of view.

The God-King of this world, for the sake of his own gain, provokes a war and accepts a heroic spirit, and organizes a group of beautiful ladies.

What kind of thing is this? I really can’t explain it. It’s a bit cowardly and inconsistent with the status of the God King.

It is estimated that on some sleepless nights, Odin would have slapped himself in annoyance because of this incident.

"This Deliv, she really has an affair with me.

Ah no, we do have a connection.

She is the kind of person in Valkyrie who is not very bright.

Maybe he inherited Odin's bloodline, who knows.

Anyway, in the war in the human world, Odin originally meant that Team A won, but Delifu misremembered and let Team B win.

But Odin was so angry that he deprived her of the qualification to serve the heroic spirits and punished her by sleeping forever.

Maybe when the Nordic world merged into the Chinese world, she happened to be left behind.

It happened to fall in Jotunheim, and it happened to be saved by the tree mother.

Oops, there are so many coincidences."

Cai Gen listened to Loki and learned about Deliv's past and present life.

I feel like there are a lot of things that are far-fetched and unreasonable.

It always feels like there aren’t that many coincidences.

If you understand it from Odin's perspective, letting her sleep is not a punishment, but it is obviously a kind of protection.

If you understand it from Delif's perspective, it is really tragic that she still wants to support her father after being used as a gun for so many years.

Forget it, end her tragic life as soon as possible, and save yourself the illusion of what if.

"Chacha, can you do it?"

Cha Cha was struck by the giant sword just in time, and almost missed being smashed into the ground.

"Uncle Cai, as a man, how can I say no.

I just need support.

Three eyes, stinky monkey, dead fellow Taoist tactics."

Xiao Sun and Yang San looked at each other, rolled up their arms and sleeves, and prepared to leave.

What is the tactic of dead fellow Taoist?

Cai Gen's curiosity suddenly exploded.


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