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Waiter attaches great importance to his reputation. When he heard Xiao Tmall misunderstood, he quickly waved his hand.
"Don't talk nonsense, I haven't gotten married yet. When I was sacrificed, I was still a child. How could I have children?
If I don't die, I should get married in a few years.
If there were children, the eldest would probably be over 60 by now, and the second child is hard to say.
As for whether he is his son, haha, I really haven't thought about it.
In fact, I prefer my daughter, a stinky little egg, too naughty."
As he spoke, the waiter's eyes were filled with infinite longing. He didn't know what picture he was imagining in his mind. He suddenly thought that Xiao Tmall was still beside him, so he quickly changed his mind.
"I didn't say anything about Cai Tuantuan. Don't spread gossip to the boss, stinky cat."
Xiao Tianmao looked innocent and said nothing. Could it be that in the waiter's mind, he was just a talkative cat who spreads gossip?
After thinking about it carefully, the waiter was pretty accurate at seeing people, no, cats.
"Can you please stop talking nonsense, whose child is this in front of you?
Deng Lun, Chen Qi, how do you guard the door?
Are you deliberately trying to cause trouble for me?
Come in, I promise not to beat you to death."
General Heng Haer at the door shrank his neck and hid in the corner, only daring to reveal one eye and look into the store.
As for obediently entering the house, joking, I haven’t finished watching the fun yet.
The waiter took the mop and turned back to the kitchen.
"A small character, I don't need to take action, I still have to prepare lunch.
The boss will be unhappy if the food delivery is delayed.
Hey, I am worried about cooking every day, and I don’t know if the boss and others will come back to eat at noon.
If you cook too much, no one will eat it, so you will have leftovers at night.
If I don't do enough, it's my fault. This job is too difficult.
If you keep quiet for a while and break things, I won't hide it for you."
The waiter is always serious about his work and cannot be disturbed no matter who comes.
Xiao Tmall felt a little unhappy when he heard this.
What does it mean to play a small role without your involvement?
Am I just a special configuration for dealing with small characters?
I am Xiao Tmall, nicknamed Fu Dou, am I opposite a minor character?
Feeling unhappy, Xiao Tmall didn't dare to say anything.
As the old saying goes, don't offend anyone but the chef who cooks for you.
"His son, are you going to give it a try, or just give in?
Everyone’s time is precious, so hurry up.”
Jiutun was very patient, and while Xiao Tmall was talking to Waiter, he already roughly understood what situation he was facing.
If the waiter takes action directly, as a mountain god who has specialized in suppressing evil spirits for decades, Shuten has no room for resistance. After all, he is a professional counterpart.
Not to mention treating Shuten as a biological son, but treating him as a godson is also a matter of course.
However, the waiter did not take action. He entered the house and left a big cat behind. This was obviously underestimating the enemy.
If I am a small character, then the big cat who stays must also be a small character.
They are all inferior. Isn’t it necessary to compete to see who is more inferior?
Shutun made a quick decision and negotiated with his companion spirit.
"Xingxiong, Ibaraki, when life and death are at stake, you can't live alone even if I die.
Merge with me and let me regain my fighting strength. From now on, I will let you dominate my body for one day every hundred years."
Hoshikuma and Ibaraki were very happy to see Shuten compromise.
"No, don't think we have no brains. We definitely won't be able to do it in a hundred years."
"Yes, you are just thinking about good things, but your family is suitable for you."
I was drunk and shocked, am I too greedy?
Has your little trick to bully their IQ been discovered?
Are they so hard to fool?
"Then you say, hurry up, the enemy is at hand."
Hoshikuma and Ibaraki didn't hesitate much, as if such a thing was a no-brainer.
"One hundred years is not enough, two hundred years is necessary. Two hundred years is more than one hundred years."
"Not even two hundred years, not even a thousand years.
Yes, ten years is as long as a hundred years, don’t think we are fools.”
Jiutan felt as if he had been shocked by Wen Zhongda all over again. He was very happy, but he didn't dare to show it, so he should follow common sense and pay back the price.
"One thousand years is too long, how about eight hundred years?"
Hoshikuma and Ibaraki felt that they had taken advantage of it this time, and eight hundred years would definitely be better than what Shuten said.
"Sure, you swear."
"Yes, I must swear."
Shutun didn't perform this time, so he just pretended to be acting and swore sincerely.
"I, Jiutun, swear to Da Jiangshan that every eight hundred years, I will let you come out and dominate the body for one day."
After receiving the promise, Hoshikuma and Ibaraki were both happy enough to merge directly into Shuten's body.
Then looking at Shuten's charred body, he returned to his original state in an instant, but this time he was not wearing a kimono, but was wearing rattan armor and a katana.
Originally, Shuten was just a little kid, but after putting on the half-covering rattan armor and holding the simple samurai sword, he became even more heroic, looking like a work of art and a hand-made figure.
"Big Cat, today we will fight to the death.
I am Shuten from Oeyama, the divine armor on my body is called Star Bear, and the sword in my hand is called Ibaraki.
Since the Warring States Period, a total of 1,723 samurai have died at my hands.
Please tell me your name."
Is this called self-reporting?
Could it be that before the fight with Cai Gen, the winding route was the same?
XiaoTianmao is a little tired of it, and even told him not to waste time, and is still chirping here.
Is the entire broken straw curtain the armor?
Is a broken pedicure knife a fighting knife?
Based on this analysis, the big country he mentioned is probably not as big as Coal Mountain, right?
The killing of more than a thousand people was the Warring States Period?
Is there a big difference in understanding between the concepts of country and village?
Although Xiao Tmall was not that bored, he still decided to help Jiutun correct his world view.
The space in the store was limited, and he was afraid of messing up the tables and chairs, so Xiaoling Mao jumped to the floor and turned into a beast that was more than one meter long, revealing its breathtaking black flames.
"My name is Xiao Tian Mao, nicknamed Fu Dou, and also known as Xiao Tian Dog.
In ancient times, more than a million people ate, but they were always sneaky and did not dare to eat as much as they wanted, so they never had enough.
During those years of guarding the River Styx, I ate over ten million evil spirits, and most of them were eaten by Dabai. Who asked me to pamper my wife?
When I was working in Heaven, I never ate humans or evil spirits. However, I gave mounts and pets to more than 20,000 spirit beasts and conducted genetic experiments. It was so cruel that countless spirit beasts were frightened by hearing about me.
Now, I am the gold medal warehouse keeper and pet of Anxin Bento Group Co., Ltd. In fact, I can also do some dirty work, but Cai Gen always stops me, otherwise I can have more titles."
"good!"
"pretty!"
"Brother Tian is mighty!"
"There should be applause here"
The melon-eating crowd outside the door began to applaud Xiao Tmall’s twists and turns.
I'm so dumbfounded, what are you talking about?
A bit like a fairy tale?
He must be bluffing himself. Could it be that the enemy is suffering from stage fright?
Have you started talking nonsense?
Shutun decided to seize this opportunity.
This chapter has been completed!