"Ah! The Marquis is here! Flash mob!"
Xiao Han had just walked to the door of the side courtyard when he heard a low exclamation from inside!
Immediately afterwards, there were all kinds of jingling, clanking, and jumping sounds in the yard, as if there were a group of frightened monkeys inside. At this time, I heard the animal tamer coming, and they were rolling and jumping, looking for a place to hide everywhere.
"Xiaodong! I heard it was you!"
Xiao Han listened to the voice, sneered, walked a few steps, raised his leg, and kicked hard towards the side courtyard door.
"boom!"
In front of me, the door that was not very solid opened with a loud sound!
However, before Xiao Han could continue walking in, he saw a brazier placed not far behind the door. Inside the brazier, the flames were still licking a blackened bamboo pole.
…
"It's broken! Master Hou! Hurry..."
Xiao Han was still standing at the door, staring at the brazier in a daze, but the dog jumped out of the corner and yelled at him anxiously.
It's a pity that he finished shouting before his voice fell!
I saw the flames burning in the brazier flash suddenly!
Immediately afterwards, a deafening explosion sounded from the courtyard!
"boom……"
A large puff of bluish-white smoke rose into the sky, and the blown carbon fire splashed around the courtyard like meteors.
As for the copper basin, Lao Gao, Lao Gao, was also blown away at this time! It was floating in the sky like a flying bird.
Finally, it fell to the roof with the wind, and then slid down the eaves with a clanking sound all the way. It was right on the fat man's head under the eaves.
"It's broken! Too much saltpeter was put in!"
I don’t know how the fat man got his head, or whether God forgot to give him a brain.
At this time, I didn't even think about whether Xiao Han would be okay or whether the copper basin on his head would burn his head into scabies. Instead, he stood there, annoyed that the firecracker he made was not up to standard...
"Ahem..."
Everyone was so stupid that they even forgot to step forward to check the situation. It was not until a long time ago that the smoke dissipated, and a disheveled figure with a distorted face appeared in front of everyone...
Xiao Han was still standing at the door, holding on to the doorframe with one hand, his face blackened as if he was about to cry without tears!
In the morning, the new clothes he had just put on for the New Year had completely turned into a beggar's hole-in-the-wall clothes, which were covered with small holes burned by the charcoal fire.
And on the head, the bun that was finally combed was also washed away by the air waves, just like the golden retriever lion king Xie Xun, standing upright!
The only thing worth celebrating is that he covered his face with his hands at the critical moment, and his handsome face was preserved...
"Who, who did it!"
After coughing several times in succession, Xiao Han finally regained his breath and stared into the courtyard with gritted teeth!
At his gaze, Gouzi and Xiaodong all shuddered, and then they all looked at the fat man under the eaves with a copper basin on his head.
The poor fat man didn't react until now, turned around and wanted to run, but at this time, where could he run?
So the fat man could only grab the copper basin and said with a sad face: "Master Hou...I, I really didn't mean it! I didn't know you would come in, that! Today is Yuan Shuo, it's not easy to do anything..."
Xiao Han originally wanted to rush up to him and give him a set of tiger and tiger fists to let him know how powerful Lord Hou was, but when he heard him talking about Yuan Ri, he remembered that today was a special day and it was not easy to do anything, so he could only get angry
He said anxiously with a smile: "Okay, today is the first day of the new year, I won't do anything!"
"Well, you can't even move your feet!!!" The fat man was overjoyed when he heard this, but later he felt something was wrong. He could just move his feet without moving his hands! So he added hurriedly.
"Hmph, hum..." Xiao Han stared at him, his black and white noses trembling a few times, but finally he turned around angrily and prepared to go back to the room to wash up and change clothes again.
Seeing Xiao Han walking away without a word, the fat man and others behind him finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then started complaining to each other loudly.
Speaking of which, they had already set off firecrackers on New Year's Eve night.
But maybe because I have played with firearms too much and I am used to the earth-shattering sound, I always feel that burning a few pieces of bamboo makes no noise and is not satisfying!
No, when we were sleeping last night, several young people in the same room took advantage of the situation to brag and talk about this matter.
At that time, I forgot which genius suddenly said: The sound is not loud? Then why not stuff some saltpeter and sulfur into the bamboo pole, so that the sound will be louder?
This somewhat outrageous suggestion might be treated as a joke by someone more mature and prudent, and they would definitely not try it.
But who are the people in New Phobos?
They were a group of young people in their late teens or early 18s. It was the most lawless time in their lives. If they thought of something fun, what else could they care about?
So, these people got up in a hurry early this morning, found all the materials everywhere, and made an enhanced version of "firecrackers" in this small courtyard.
Then, and then there was the scene just now, the Nian beast did not explode, but the Marquis did explode...
History may still be very stubborn.
Firearms finally appeared in this world in their proper form, firecrackers.
I wonder if Li Tian would be upset and bang his head against the wall when he learned that someone had made firecrackers before him! How much would he lose with just this small lead?
Of course, these have nothing to do with Xiao Han. Until now, his ears were still buzzing. When he returned to the room to change clothes, Xue Pan asked him several questions in a low voice.
did not hear clearly.
The first day of the Lunar New Year is a very special and festive day for the Chinese people.
Generally speaking, even in the next life, you cannot get angry, angry, or even say an unlucky word on this day.
I remember that during the Chinese New Year, parents and relatives would always explain repeatedly that this day is the first day of the New Year. You should never say anything bad about death, sorrow, or bad things, otherwise this year will not go smoothly.
In the same way, children cannot be spanked on this day.
Therefore, this day is the favorite day for those naughty children!
Not only can they visit each other, they can also have good food to eat and get lucky money.
You can also enjoy the tangled expression on your father's face that he wants to beat himself up but can't do it.
Some of them are really naughty, and will deliberately cause trouble at this time, so as to enjoy the feeling of you and me doing nothing!
As for the butt blossoming tomorrow? Who cares, let’s have fun today first!
(ps. Li Wei, the legendary inventor of firecrackers, is revered as the founder of the fireworks industry in some places. Coincidentally, he was also from the Zhenguan period.
In addition, there is also a legend that firecrackers were invented by Sun Simiao, the king of medicine. This is not very credible, because although Sun Simiao, the king of medicine, was a Taoist priest, he spent his whole life studying pharmacology, treating diseases and saving people, and did not believe in immortality and elixirs. He invented firecrackers.
It’s not very reliable.)
This chapter has been completed!