"Ouch, my back hurts! Xiao Han! Slow down!"
Outside the city of Mian County, a strong bald man was riding on a horse, rubbing his waist constantly and making one or two slurs from his mouth from time to time, which attracted the attention of the people on the road.
After hearing this, several older girls and younger daughters-in-law could not help but spit lightly and hurriedly quickened their pace, fearing that this pervert would entangle them.
"You deserve it! Why don't I hurt you to death?"
Sitting behind the strong man, Xiao Han rolled his eyes and cursed fiercely!
This shameless beast made countless absurdities in one night!
Unfortunately, he lived next door. Even if he covered himself with a quilt, he couldn't help but hear the devilish sound in his ears. When he woke up in the morning, his eyes were swollen, which made Zhang Bao, who came to visit, look at him differently.
"Haha, I'm willing to hurt you to death!" Liu Hongji glanced back at Xiao Han and laughed proudly again. After laughing, he didn't forget to smack his lips and said in a sinister tone: "Oh, I almost forgot! Last night was...
Someone shuts out the delicate beauty, and I don’t know how I can bear it, tsk tsk! Is it possible that he also wants to enter the palace? "
"Liu Hongji, I'm going to fuck you!"
A shoe flew towards me with a sound of breaking through the air, but Liu Hongji quickly ducked and dodged it.
Looking back at Xiao Han who was missing one shoe, Liu Hongji suddenly laughed even harder.
"Hahahaha, I became angry from shame, hahaha..."
"That's enough! Everyone, be quiet!"
While Liu Hongji was laughing arrogantly, Ren Qing, who had been silent all this time, finally couldn't help it anymore, and shouted at the two of them with a dark face!
"Don't forget what we are here for! Also, we are not allowed to call each other by our names in the future! Remember we are a caravan."
"What's wrong? I'm not allowed to call my name anymore?" Liu Hongji shrank his neck when he was scolded, and glared at Ren Qing with some dissatisfaction: "When we were in Hanzhong yesterday, didn't everyone know who we were? Now we have to do it again
Loading a caravan?”
"You still have the nerve to say that! If you hadn't been fooling around..." When this matter was mentioned, Ren Qing became furious!
I finally crossed the Qinling Mountains disguised as a caravan, but as soon as I arrived in Hanzhong, I immediately gave up on myself!
Fortunately, Hanzhong and Lingnan are thousands of miles apart, so the news is inconvenient. Otherwise, why should we investigate the case? Just go back home.
"Anyway! If you don't want to be caught and fed to bugs as soon as you go to Lingnan! From now on, be careful! I understand!"
"I understand..."
Seeing that Ren Qing was really angry, Liu Hongji shouted feebly.
"Humph!" Ren Qing glared at him, then turned to look at Xiao Han.
Xiao Han, who was riding on the horse, looked tired. He neither spoke nor nodded. He just yawned as if he was not the one he was talking about.
When Ren Qing saw this, a burst of fire burst out in his eyes, and he couldn't help but angrily yelled again: "Xiao Han! What about you! Are you deaf?"
"ah?"
At this moment, Xiao Han pretended to have just heard it, turned around, and slapped his thigh: "How outrageous! You are so verbose about my master's affairs! If you dare to talk too much again, I will punish you with a monthly salary!"
"you……"
"What are you! You dare to stare at me! You're looking for a fight, right? And you, that's you, don't look to the side! Grinning bald donkey! Hurry up and see if there is a place to stay! The young master wants to stay tonight
First-class room, you guys, just spend the night in the stable."
"..."
"..."
The only inn in Mian County, Yunlai Inn, welcomed a group of strange guests today.
"Hiss, Liu's surname! What a dirty trick, my eyes..." Xiao Han, who had a panda eye, sat on the wooden table in the inn hall, glaring at Liu Hongji angrily.
Liu Hongji, on the other hand, laughed twice and did not look at Xiao Han. Then he patted the table and shouted: "Waiter! Serve!"
"Here we go..."
As soon as Liu Hongji finished speaking, there was a long response, and the waiter with a towel on his shoulders quickly appeared in front of several people.
Perhaps because he was not sure who among them was really in charge, the waiter simply raised his hands and made a bow to the three people on the table: "Masters, what do you want to eat today?"
"What do you have in your store..." The hungry Liu Hongji had long turned a deaf ear to Ren Qing's instructions. He stretched out his leg and stepped on the stool out of habit, wanting to ask: What is there to eat and drink?
Bring them all over, I’m not short of money!
As a result, before he could finish his words, Ren Qing gave him a hard look, and he suppressed all the rest of his words!
"Haha, little brother, pick some cheaper vegetables and some mutton! The same goes for the two tables next to you, please hurry up!"
After glaring at Liu Hongji, Ren Qing forced a smile on his face, and like a real caravan steward, he bowed his hand to the waiter in a friendly manner.
"You're welcome!" Seeing this, the second brother hurriedly returned the courtesy, and then said: "Gentlemen, we have some good home-brewed wine in our store, would you like to have a glass of it?!"
"Do you have good wine? Okay, come..."
"Ahem!"
Liu Hongji's eyes lit up when he heard there was wine. He was about to agree, but was interrupted again by Ren Qing's cough.
"There's no need for this wine! We have to get up early tomorrow and go on the road! Just these first, hurry up! Oh, and also! Please help us feed the horses in the stable. Remember to add more beans. The money for fodder is very important.
you."
After that, Ren Qing took out another ten copper coins from his pocket, slapped them on the waiter's pocket, made the waiter smile happily, thanked him repeatedly, and then quickly went to notify the kitchen to serve the food.
"Huh? Lao Ren, it's okay! You look pretty good pretending!"
When the waiter left happily, Xiao Han no longer bothered to rub his eyes and looked Ren Qing up and down, as if he had met him for the first time.
He never thought that Ren Qing, who had always been serious about his words, would also pretend to be a member of the caravan.
"What's the use of pretending to be like me alone! I need you to pretend to be like me!"
Ren Qing glanced at Xiao Han and Liu Hongji, his face returned to his usual cold look, and he said in a stiff tone: "After leaving Hanzhong, the road ahead will be long, and the local customs will be completely different! If you want to be stable and avoid extraneous matters, the last step is to
Let’s learn to act like a real caravan from now on! Otherwise, we won’t be able to complete the tasks assigned by then, and even we ourselves will be in countless troubles!”
Hearing this, Liu Hongji rolled his eyes again.
He knew that Ren Qing was mainly talking about him, but if he thought about it, even if it wasn't for Feng An, he would still have to think about the other little ghosts he met on the road. If he could avoid more troubles, he would have less troubles.
"Why don't you pretend to be a caravan? What's so rare! It's not like I didn't do business when I was young!"
"Oh? You did business when you were young? What kind of business?"
"Ahem, a business without capital..."
This chapter has been completed!