"You!"
Xue Ting felt ashamed after hearing Xiao Han's bold words and couldn't help but shake his head:
"When you come back this time, your temper has really changed a lot! If you act like this, be careful of being hated by others!"
"If you are jealous, just be jealous..." Xiao Han muttered in a low voice, but when he saw Xue Shou's unkind expression, he quickly changed his words:
"I mean not being jealous is mediocre! Brother Xue, you don't know, I have experienced so many things during this period, and I have figured it out in my heart!
Each of us can only live one life, and I have never heard of anyone who can live an extra life! As for tomorrow and accidents, who can say for sure which one will come first? Making yourself comfortable is the most important thing!
So, from now on, I will kill anyone who wants to mess with me! When I went to court today, I remembered a poem, but I didn’t have the nerve to recite it. Now that I think about it, it’s a pity. If I had read it out at that time, it would have been a pity.
Maybe I can make a few people angry to death and let the court be quiet and peaceful!"
"You! I don't know how to say good things to you. It seems that you are right, both positive and negative!" Xue Ting shook his head again and again after hearing Xiao Han's words, but then he did not lecture him again. Because it was indeed as he said, no
To be envied by others is to be mediocre!
No matter if Xiao Han made a mistake, it was just a small matter and harmless! Who can say that he is a perfect person who never makes mistakes? Even Confucius, the sage of literature, would not dare to speak like this.
"By the way, what poem did you just talk about? What poem?" After wanting to understand this question, Xue Shou stopped worrying about it. Instead, he asked about the poem Xiao Han just mentioned. Listening to what he meant, this poem could still be
Infuriating?
"Yes, what poem is so powerful? Read it out to us!" The skinny Tang Jian also came over at this time. He is also a person who has read poetry and books, so he is naturally no stranger to poetry. But it can make people angry to death.
He had never heard of his poems.
Tang Jian pretended to be listening attentively, and the generals who had no interest at all pricked up their ears upon seeing this.
Anyone who has read the history of the Tang Dynasty knows that in the army that conquered the world in the early Tang Dynasty, except for Liu Hongji and a few other generals who came from civilians, the others were all from noble families.
Among them, Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong are from famous families in Shandong! Li Jing, Duan Zhixuan, and Tang Jian are descendants of the Guanlong Group! The rest are either old officials of the Sui Dynasty or powerful figures in the separatist regime! A romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, to put it bluntly
It’s just a group of prominent families fighting for life and death!
People of their background, even if they are not proficient in poetry, still know a thing or two, at least they can still hear the good and bad.
Not many outsiders know that Xiao Han can write poetry, but within their circle, it is not a secret.
Moreover, they all know that this boy never fails to sing and becomes a blockbuster every time! Those poems he wrote are all top-notch! Now that they heard that he has another new poem coming out, and it is also a curse poem, everyone became curious.
Heart.
At this time, Xiao Han was also a little drunk.
Seeing that everyone was looking over, he immediately shook his head proudly, opened his mouth and read out the "famous poem" of Zhu Yuanzhang, the later Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty.
"Listen up! There is a group of crows twittering and squawking with their mouths full of excrement! Don't have fun today, tomorrow morning everyone will talk nonsense!"
"puff……"
As soon as Xiao Han finished speaking, before anyone else could think about it, Qin Shubao sprayed out a mouthful of wine first! And what a coincidence, it was spraying on the head of Liu Hongji in front, washing his smooth head until it turned into a transparent water.
…
"Qin! Did you do it on purpose?!" How could Liu Hongji have expected that he would suffer such an unreasonable disaster? He raised his hand to wipe the wine stains on the back of his head, and turned to look at Qin Shubao with an unkind expression.
"Ahem, I'm sorry...ahem...I couldn't hold it back just now!" Qin Shubao waved his hands and coughed repeatedly, his face turning red.
He really didn't expect Xiao Han to be so cruel when he scolded people, and he also wrote poems to scold people, and he wrote them in such vivid ways. If those officials listened to him, wouldn't he be angry to death?
"Haha! What a poem, so wet!!!"
In the room, others in the room reacted immediately after being interrupted by Qin Shubao and Liu Hongji.
Xue Shou and Tang Jian were dumbfounded, but the generals were all laughing and slapping them with big palms!
"Have fun! Hurry! Let's have some fun tonight, tomorrow it's their turn to talk nonsense!" Chai Shao laughed so hard that he could hardly stand, and snot bubbles came out of Xiao Lizi's nose, who was leaning next to him with a dull look on his face.
, he has lived so long, this is the first time I have heard this kind of poem that is unabashed and purely used to curse people!
"Hahahaha... I have to memorize this poem! Damn it! This is the first poem that I, Old Cheng, want to memorize! When any bastard dares to mess with me in the future, I will read it to him!"
Cheng Yaojin beside him laughed and slapped Xiao Han on the shoulder so hard that Xiao Han grinned and jumped to the side.
"Haha...be careful not to shoot our big poem to death! Hahaha..."
When other people saw this scene, they laughed even more!
The text of this poem is a sacred thing, so Xiao Han can only think of using it to curse people, and he cursed so viciously!
"A group of crows are chirping, their mouths are full of excrement and they are shouting croak! Image! Happy! Drink!"
Xiao Han was still stroking his arm that had been slapped red by Cheng Yaojin. He didn't know who shouted something. In the blink of an eye, the wine bowl as big as a person's head was picked up again. In addition, the food he had just eaten was almost finished. Xiao Han's banquet was officially entered.
The last step is to share the wine!
For old people like Liu Hongji, this link is very familiar! But for the newcomer Xi Jun to buy a few people, it doesn't seem so wonderful!
They all looked at it carefully, this is really hard work! There is no pretense!
The sea bowl is almost as big as a human head, and you will drink at least a third of it in one gulp! If you are an average drinker, you will not be able to survive even two gulps, and you will start to lie on the ground and learn about whales.
Wine and food all spurted out of the mouth! It really looked like a whale spraying water jets into the sky on the sea...
Looking at the big bowl handed to him, Xi Junmai finally gritted his teeth, took it and took a big gulp! Xiao Han's highly steamed wine made him very uncomfortable, and his stomach was on fire, for fear of
Just open your mouth and it will spit out!
Xiao Han had previously wondered why at such a banquet, it was as if those people had agreed upon it and no one was cheating!
Like Cheng Yaojin and the others, they would rather get drunk and lie on the railing and vomit than secretly pour out the wine! Haven't they learned the profound knowledge of stealing wine?
This question kept lingering in Xiao Han's mind, until Xue Shou said something later, which answered Xiao Han's doubts.
A military commander relies on his courage! If you can even cheat when you drink some wine! Who else will dare to hand over their back to you on the battlefield in the future?
Although Xiao Han felt that stealing alcohol had little to do with character, after all, he was a master at stealing alcohol...but such a lively atmosphere also made him drink a lot without knowing it.
As a result, the situation completely got out of control!
This chapter has been completed!