Zu An: "???"
I don’t know why, but I always feel that the system’s voice is a bit gloating!
Suddenly he noticed some small words next to the steel ball on the screen, and he reluctantly moved over to check.
"Introduction to Rich Woman's Happy Ball: It is said that this thing can bring great pleasure and satisfaction to rich women, but behind it is the unbearable pain of those delicate ducks, so a smart duck invented this thing instead.
Effect of use: After using this item, the pain caused by a woman who is richer than you will be converted into a sense of pleasure. Note: It cannot reduce the damage, but it can lock the last drop when a rich woman causes fatal injuries to you.
Blood."
"Do you want to store it in the storage slot? You can press the Q key to take it out and use it according to your thoughts."
What a fool!
Looking at the genuine steel wire ball in his hand, Zu An almost fell to the ground.
This thing is useful, but the effect is so useless and there are a lot of restrictions. I'm not going to be a duck, so how can I use this thing?
Zu An stuffed the steel ball back into the inventory with a grim look on his face, then ran back to change the basin of water and washed his face. Still worried, he went back and washed his hands several times.
Then the third draw was clicked.
The cursor continued to rotate, and Zu An's eyes widened: "It must not be a space, it must not be a Q..."
Finally, the cursor stayed on the "B" key.
The cold voice came to my ears: "Congratulations on catching the poison in the dagger!"
Zu An: "???"
He almost spit out a mouthful of blood. This keyboard was too unorthodox. What the hell was it doing? It wasn't until he saw the dark dagger on the screen that he realized that he had thought wrongly.
"The dagger is poisonous" introduction: When someone once had a chance to win, he subconsciously licked it, and then he died. The last words before his death were that the dagger was poisonous. Instructions for use: This is a cursed dagger, as long as it is used
If a wound is caused, the injured person will die immediately."
Zu An was finally a little relieved. Although the name of this thing was a little weird, it was no less than a magical weapon when used properly. But the biggest problem was whether he could hurt those enemies.
Having seen the abilities of Xue'er and Chu Chuyan before, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to get close to them if they were to fight, let alone cause any wounds.
Well, keep a low profile and sneak attacks are the way to go. Back then, Wei Xiaobao was able to win the company of seven girls with a dagger. I, Zu An, have this magical weapon, so it won't be a problem to win seventy of them.
Hey, if I get hurt by this dagger, will I die too?
Seeing the dagger in his hand, Zu An had the urge to cut off his finger and try it, but in the end he gave up the idea of trying it himself, it was too risky.
Zu An hurriedly started the next lottery, but unfortunately no matter how he pressed the lottery system, there was no response. Only the screen reminded "Insufficient Rage Value".
"Isn't it easy to get angry?" Thinking of that girl Xue'er, Zu An rubbed his chin and laughed arrogantly.
Hey, he looks like a bad person when he smiles like this.
Thinking of Xue'er, he thought of tonight's embarrassing experience again, and his face couldn't help but tremble. The joy of the lottery suddenly dissipated. The top priority was how to restore his little brother.
Wait, that "Phoenix Nirvana Sutra" just seemed to have been swallowed by the keyboard?
Zu An's face instantly turned pale. Do I really want to become Sima Qian?
I hurriedly checked the keyboard and found that only the F2 key was still on. I pressed it and the screen displayed: "Do you want to practice the "Phoenix Nirvana Sutra"?"
Zu An suddenly turned from worry to joy. Is it possible to reach the full level with one click using this keyboard? The secret book of an unknown land sounds so awesome at first glance. Then wouldn't he be able to walk sideways in this world?
He hurriedly pressed "Yes" and saw bits of golden light flying out of F2 and spreading all over his body, giving him a warm and extremely comfortable feeling.
One sword is level 999, one sword is level 999!
Zu An thought silently in his mind. After a while, the golden light faded, and he opened his eyes suddenly. He felt that the air was sweeter, and there seemed to be something different between heaven and earth, so he used his strength to punch the stone next to him.
"It hurts, it hurts..."
Zu An covered his fists and almost burst into tears.
There is no difference at all from before. No, there is still a slight difference, that is, there seem to be nine extremely complicated engraved magic circles on his skin now. Each magic circle is hollow and distributed throughout his body in sequence.
There are lines connecting the formation and the magic formation.
Soon the engraved magic arrays disappeared into the skin and slowly disappeared. Zu An was immediately anxious, and then he saw the engraved magic circles before his eyes again, as if he was looking inwards.
"What are these magic circles?" Zu An noticed that there was some golden substance inside the bottom magic circle. He thought of the mysterious old man introducing the characteristics of this technique before, and then looked at his bloody fists. For a moment,
Suddenly it dawned on me:
This despicable skill really depends on being beaten to improve the skill.
Having rich gaming experience in his previous life, he quickly figured out that this keyboard made cultivation easy and visual. As long as he filled the nine magic circles with golden substances, he should be able to upgrade.
And this golden substance obviously can only be obtained by being beaten.
For the sake of my lower body...ah, for happiness in the rest of my life, I still have to practice it no matter how cheap it is.
Zu An gritted his teeth and punched the wall with his fist.
But this time, although it hurt a lot, the golden substance in the circle barely increased. Zu An looked at his two fists and roughly understood what was going on.
Different from the first punch, this punch has its own subjective consciousness, and the body's subconscious will protect itself and absorb part of the force, so the effect is naturally not as good as the first time.
The road of self-abuse is not feasible. It seems that we can only find others to fight, but who should we go to?
Damn it, the more I think about it, the more stupid I feel.
He was distracted when he suddenly noticed rats coming out to look for food at his feet. He couldn't help but feel angry. This uncle was really miserable. The place he lived in was only shabby, but there were rats.
He kicked the mouse out of the window with a flying kick. Just when he was sighing that his kicking skills were comparable to those of the national football team, the door was kicked open violently.
"Did you throw this mouse away?" As a clear voice sounded, a girl appeared at the door. She was slender and petite, with red lips and white teeth, thin pink lips, short shoulder-length hair, and slanted bangs slightly covering her eyes.
If she hadn't been holding a mouse in her hand at this moment, Zu An would have exclaimed that she is such a lovely girl.
Seeing the mouse squeaking and struggling in her hand, Zu An reminded: "Be careful of the mouse biting you."
"I'm not afraid of this thing." As soon as the girl finished speaking, she pinched the mouse and the mouse screamed and lost its breath.
Zu An swallowed, is this still a woman?
The girl threw the rat's body casually, wiped her hands nonchalantly, and then stared at him with a frosty face: "I don't know what my sister was thinking, but she didn't punish you after I caught you.
"
Zu An was about to ask what was going on with the chewing sound outside, but was startled when he heard her words: "Sister?"
Only then did I notice that her eyebrows were somewhat similar to Chu Chuyan's, but she was much younger. It seemed that she was Chu Huanzhao, the second young lady of the Chu family. After this period of time, the memory of him and this body slowly merged,
Many of the previous episodes had come to mind, but he didn't understand why the second young lady would have such an unpleasant name.
The girl in front of her was wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket, which made her waist look slender and her hips plump. With a small leather whip hanging around her waist, she looked like a little pepper. She was completely different from her sister's cold and frosty appearance.
I don’t know why there is such a huge contrast even though they are both born to the same mother.
"Where are you looking with those dog eyes?" Chu Huanzhao was already very dissatisfied with him, but now that he saw his eyes rolling around, he felt even more disgusted.
The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +10!
Zu An noticed that the anger value on the keyboard had changed to "10", and he couldn't help but be overjoyed. This little girl was very angry. It would be a shame not to take this opportunity to earn more anger points.
With a quick turn of his eyes, he came up with a plan: "I've always had a question that I can't figure out. Your sister's name is Chu Yan. What a nice name she has. Why did she give you such an unpleasant name?"
The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +666!
Zu An was immediately startled. This anger level was probably too exaggerated.
I saw Chu Huanzhao's eyes were red, and her little face was flushed: "Bah, what about Chu Yan? That was the name she changed herself. Her original name was Zhaodi!"
Zhao Di? Thinking that the cheap wife with fluttering white clothes and the aura of a fairy from the world had such a name of a village girl, Zu An suddenly looked strange.
Zhao Di, also Zhao... Wait, I remember that the prince's name seems to be You Zhao...
"Are you laughing at me?" Chu Huanzhao's words interrupted his thoughts.
"No, no," Zu An hurriedly denied, feeling the fire flickering in her eyes, "By the way, why don't you change your name?"
The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +199!
"I want to change, but my parents won't let me say anything, and my sister won't allow it either. Well, she changed herself and doesn't care about others' life or death!" The girl couldn't help but think of how she had been laughed at by her friends and college classmates since she was a child.
A look of sadness and anger.
"Wait a minute!" Chu Huanzhao suddenly came to his senses, "Don't try to get close to my aunt, I'm here to settle last night's debt with you!"
Zu An was happily counting the anger points he got. He had already collected 875 anger points, which meant he could draw prizes 8 times. He must not draw out those messy things this time. Hearing this, he subconsciously replied:
"What happened last night must have been a misunderstanding."
"You've already climbed into my bed, how can there be any misunderstanding?" Chu Huaizhi sneered again and again.
The anger value from Chu Huanzhao +10!
Hey, why is the anger value so low? This shows how deeply she resents her name.
Zu An spread his hands: "Then why didn't you stop it then? Or you could have called someone."
"I..." A red cloud flashed across Chu Huanzhao's fair face, "I don't know what happened, I seemed to have fallen asleep at the time."
"I was also drunk at the time, and I don't know why I appeared in your room. There must be something fishy about it." Zu An didn't care about his anger at this time. The top priority was to calm the little aunt down. He didn't know that she
Whether you know martial arts or not, people at this age don’t take things very seriously. If I accidentally beat me to death, where would I go to reason with me?
"Is it possible that I brought you into the house?" Chu Huanzhao sneered, "As the saying goes, wine is the medium of sex. You went to my place instead of going anywhere else after you were drunk, which proves that you are not interested in this lady on weekdays.
With bad intentions.”
Zu An stared at her airport-like breasts and let out a long sigh: "You are still a child, how could I have thoughts about you? If I really had any thoughts, I should run to your sister's house.
"
Chu Huanzhao was immediately furious: "I've obviously grown up, and I can occasionally help the family manage the property! But you are a loser who only works at home, so how can you blame me!"
The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +99!
Zu An secretly snickered. Sure enough, no matter which world they are in, the most taboo thing for teenagers who have just grown up is to be treated like a child.
"Look at your fierce look, which man will dare to marry you in the future? A woman should look like a woman, do needlework on weekdays, and learn to be virtuous and kind," Zu An said, looking at her seriously, with eyes full of
He said lovingly, "Be good, brother-in-law is doing this for your own good."
Although he was a little worried about being beaten to death, looking at the soaring anger level, it was really difficult for him to stop.
"Ahhhh!" Chu Huanzhao felt that he was going crazy. This bastard didn't know where his muscles were wrong, but he actually pretended to be an elder and taught him a lesson?
The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +33 +33 +33...
Seeing the numbers on the anger panel starting to soar, Zu An almost laughed out loud. This little girl's emotions were really stimulating. If it were the iceberg wife, it might not be so easy.
"Do you really want to hit me now? Don't forget that I'm your brother-in-law. I'll bully my elders and be careful to strike with lightning." It was as if he could see smoke coming out of the girl's head opposite. Zu An also felt guilty, so he caught one.
Will it make me bald if I just pluck it out?
But then I thought about it, it wouldn't be a big deal to give her a beating. It shouldn't be too dangerous for my small arms and legs to be punched in the chest by such a beautiful girl. Maybe I can take the opportunity to break through that skill.
.
The anger value from Chu Huanzhao is +55!
Before Zu An could be happy, he felt a strong force coming from his chest, blood spurted out from his mouth, and he fell down on the bed.
Chu Huazhao retracted his fist and snorted disdainfully: "Seeing you messing with me like this, I thought you were capable, you are a weakling!"
This chapter has been completed!