"Dad, a Zhengdao Tianjiazi... are you telling the truth or not? After the real punishment, all the dishes have gone cold!" Ling Xian turned pale with fright.
"Haha, are you saying it's true or not?" I asked.
Ling Xian trembled and said hurriedly: "Aren't I a poor talker? Dad, I promise I won't do this again!"
"Death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be avoided. Starting tomorrow, I will give you lectures on swordsmanship for a month. Even if no one listens, you will teach me." I said calmly.
"Dad, it's okay if you ask me to fight, but I'm really bad at talking!" Ling Xian became anxious.
"Then let's practice in the lower realms. If you prove the Dao in one thousand years in the world, it should be measured in ten thousand years. Even a fool can learn and come back, right?" I pretended to be calculating with my fingers.
Ling Xian hurriedly held my hand and said, "Dad, suddenly I had an idea and thought that I might really have a talent for preaching. Please let your son try it!"
I withdrew my hand, then looked at Yun Wanxi and asked, "Is he holding you back like a plaster?"
"Master, what is cowhide plaster?" Yun Wanxi asked timidly.
"It's just...it's just a piece of shit. If you step on it and wipe it off, it will stink." I said.
When Ling Xian heard this, he was immediately shocked: "Dad, how could you say such a metaphor?!"
Yun Wanxi covered her mouth and smiled till her branches were shaking, but in the end she shook her head and said, "Master, brother Lingxian treats me very well and will take the initiative to help me with anything, so I am very grateful to him."
"Look, people think I'm good!" Ling Xian said hurriedly.
"If I don't ask this, what will others say?" I glared at this kid.
Ling Xian was stunned, then clapped his hands and said excitedly: "That's right! Ginger is still hotter than old!"
"Compared with our dad, you still have a lot to learn!" Rujin chuckled.
Yun Wanxi on the side quickly asked: "What is ginger?"
"Ginger...I don't understand either. Anyway, I followed what my grandmother said. She is the oldest ginger among us." Ling Xian said proudly.
"I've heard you talk about grandma many times in the past few days, and I think she's so powerful." Yun Wanxi said with fascination.
"Of course, even my dad has to listen to her! When the class is over, I will take the time to take you to see her." Ling Xian looked at me out of the corner of his eye.
I frowned and said, "That's right, you stay here to listen to the class first, and don't leave until get out of class is over. I'm going to see her now so that she can discipline you."
"Ah?" Ling Xian was stunned for a moment and turned pale: "Dad, you have to practice martial ethics!"
"Dad, I want to see my grandma too!" Rujin also wanted to go.
"Please stay here and help me keep an eye on this kid. Don't let him cause trouble everywhere. When it's time to go to class, do what you're supposed to do. After class, I'll go see him again," I said.
"Oh..." Rujin could only shrug helplessly.
My phantom god soon appeared in my grandma's palace. The decoration here is more exquisite than any other place, and the area is not small. After all, it is the residence of the most important elders. Secondly, the children often come to visit and stay here.
, so it is appropriate to build it larger.
I drifted all the way from outside the palace into the palace, and quite a few young girls who became immortals looked at me sideways.
I don’t know most of these enlightened immortals yet. I took a look and realized that over the years, quite a few newcomers have attained enlightenment.
When they saw me, they were confused at first, then smiled, and some of them came up to ask me if I was the Supreme Creator.
"Yes, it is this Supreme Being who will lead me to see my grandmother." I said quickly.
Without waiting for guidance, the group of Taoist Immortals all screamed in excitement, feeling that they were lucky enough to be able to see the Supreme Being today.
I sighed in my heart, it would be better if you don't make any more trouble for me.
"Supreme, we are all female officials here. Some are responsible for the fairy trees and flowers here, some are responsible for some high-end meals, and some recommend female officials. But since it is the Supreme here, we should guide them together."
"That's right, guidance is enough to honor us for a lifetime. Please grant it to the Supreme Being."
I signaled "please" with a smile on my face, secretly thinking that I had already known I would ignore you.
A group of girls were laughing and chatting happily, but they were not restrained. Maybe it was my grandmother who had a noble status and raised such a group of bold female crowns. They actually started chatting with me along the way.
I talked to them without saying a word, and after a while, I arrived at the main hall area. The female chief paid me a visit again, and then while chatting with me, she led me to my grandmother's back hall.
It’s been a long time since I last saw my grandma. The palace complex here was completely new. After flying for a while, more than thirty girls gathered around me.
I'm speechless. The world after enlightenment is really boring, everyone is just here.
However, grandma has a constant stream of visitors on weekdays, and she receives even more visitors. It would be difficult for her to have only a few female officials to watch her.
"Back to the Supreme Being, today you are the fourth wave of visitors. There are hundreds of Taoist Immortals who greet you in front of you," the female officer said.
"Isn't it tiring to let everyone in?" I said speechlessly.
The female officer was so frightened that she immediately bowed down and said anxiously: "Please express it clearly..."
This chapter has been completed!