Chapter 1960 U transcends major events (seventy-seven)
Lord Superman is a little confused now.
Because Bruce is angry.
Of course, it doesn't mean that Batman can't be angry, but the way Batman conveys his emotions is very strange. Usually no one can feel whether he is angry or happy, because he always keeps a straight face.
But Bruce's emotions were very obvious. He threw away the things in his hands, turned around and walked back to the city without saying a word to the lord Superman who was chasing behind him.
It wasn't until he saw Wonder Woman that he said loudly: "I've had enough! Why couldn't you just leave him here instead of running over to me and staring at me? He scared away all my fish!"
"I just wanted to see if you were in danger..."
"You know you don't care about me at all." Bruce turned back and stared angrily at Lord Superman's face and said, "Are you disappointed that you didn't see the criminal fish in the lake? Or actually you wanted to see the criminal, like
I."
"I didn't at all..."
"You know best whether you have or not! From the moment the two of us met in the screening room, you have exposed your true thoughts. You think I am an unlearned bastard, right?"
Bruce walked up to Lord Superman, stared straight into his eyes that had begun to flash red and said: "I know you killed all the criminals on the earth, Clark, so you'd better kill me quickly, otherwise I will definitely
I will kill something to show you, otherwise how can you show how foresight you are?!"
"And I'm just worried that even if I'm imprisoned, someone will still fly out my window and ask me which style of pacifier I should choose today!"
Lord Superman was scolded and confused again.
Wonder Woman walked up to try to break up the fight, but Bruce suddenly looked back at her and said, "Don't act like a peacemaker. You've been like this for a long time, right? Don't you think you need to be responsible for anyone's bad relationship?"
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"Do you feel that your smooth way of dealing with things that you can't offend is simply a treasure worthy of being passed down from generation to generation? It's best to become as old as you?"
"If you're even stupid enough to find a basin of water when the fire starts, then shut up, no one wants to know every detail of how you came up with the amazing idea of using wood to put out a fire!"
With a bang, Bruce slammed the door and walked out.
Wonder Woman and Lord Superman looked at each other.
Lord Superman was so angry with Bruce that his chest heaved up and down, and he even had uncontrollable chills coming out of his mouth and nose. Wonder Woman was also very angry. She had not been so angry in many years.
And both of them realized a problem, and it was a very serious problem they were facing now.
They always say that Batman's way of expressing himself is too strange and no one can understand it. They always say that the main reason why they can't even quarrel is because of Batman's too restrained emotions.
So the question is, if Batman loses his restraint and they can quarrel, can they really quarrel?
Batman is a peerless genius in every aspect. His speed of thinking, rigor of logic, and ability to organize language are top-notch. If he uses this talent to quarrel, someone can really quarrel with him.
?
And if he uses his talent to scold people, can anyone really scold him?
Now it seems there is not.
Batman swearing in the street sounds like a very unbelievable thing, but if you think about it carefully, it is actually quite terrifying.
A person who is the smartest in the world, has the most knowledge and technology, the most thoughtful thinking, and the most insight into people's hearts begins to curse indiscriminately. How many people will not be breached?
Anyway, Lord Superman and Wonder Woman have somewhat broken their defenses.
But this cannot be blamed on them. They have become accustomed to Batman's extremely reserved emotions and difficult to understand communication methods. The most basic emotional defense that ordinary people should have has also degraded over the years of purely rational communication.
In short, the people they have met over the years, the things they have participated in, and the friends they have made are all basically good people, and most of them can discuss matters as they arise.
Even if they have different opinions, after rational communication to determine this point, they will basically choose to understand each other, or at least reserve their opinions. Even if they point out the other party's mistakes, they will always present facts and reason.
But Bruce was completely emotional. He didn't explain anything, didn't deny anything, and didn't prove anything. It was just a very simple and extremely straightforward personal attack.
Humans are all emotional animals, and they can feel the emotions emitted by their kind. Although Wonder Woman and Superman are not humans in the narrow sense, they are also intelligent creatures with humanity, and they will also be affected by emotions.
You will be happy when you are praised, and angry when you are scolded. These are inevitable mood swings. If the other person scolds you, you feel that there is nothing wrong at all. The other person is making trouble unreasonably, but he does not retaliate or win.
It's really like that at two o'clock in the morning, I would stare at the pillow with my eyes wide open, and sigh to the sky, why can't I win the argument?
Lord Superman and Wonder Woman are in this state now.
They were no longer in the mood to repair the car or participate in the game, so they each went back to their rooms to sulk.
As for why they didn't go to Bruce to cause trouble, the key is that firstly, Bruce is too young, and neither of them is too embarrassed to argue with Bruce in front of each other. Secondly, they can't scold Bruce alone if they go to find him alone.
Can't we kill him?
As a result, when it was getting dark, there was a knock on Lord Superman's door. He opened the door and saw that it was Bruce.
Lord Superman snorted coldly. He thought Bruce was here to apologize, but Bruce knocked hard on the door frame and said, "I'm hungry. Where is the deer you hunted?"
Lord Superman took a step to the side, letting Bruce's face be illuminated by the lights in the room, trying to find a trace of residual anger and shame on his face, but he found nothing.
Bruce came over to beg for food as if nothing was wrong.
Lord Superman took a deep breath and said, "Don't you want me to look at you?"
"But you scared away my fish before."
"It's you who said you don't want to fish anymore."
"It's because you're annoying me that I won't fish anymore!"
"So the responsibility is mine?"
"if not?"
Lord Superman began to breathe coldly again.
"You want to say you are busy, but you actually have nothing to do." Bruce put one hand on the door frame and said with a smile: "Because the Batman you know only gave you instructions to repair the car, and nothing else.
Otherwise, you don’t know what to do.”
"Don't look at me with that look, you are not the cow behind the red cloth." Bruce picked his ears with his fingers, and then said: "Maybe you are actually thinking about how to refute what I said, and I can only
Tell you not to waste your efforts."
"Of course you are also thinking about how to shut me up." Bruce looked into Lord Superman's eyes and said, "But the fact is that this is impossible because I didn't take medicine, and you can't argue with a mental patient."
Lord Superman laughed in anger at him.
"Do you know how I dealt with those crazy people in Gotham?" Lord Superman narrowed his eyes and said, "I removed their frontal lobes. This is the best way to deal with mental patients."
"I'm afraid my psychology professor wouldn't agree."
"But he's not here now."
"Yes, that's why I don't take medicine."
"Do you think this is your amulet?"
"But you don't dare to do anything, because you really need a Batman. If you hurt me, you will lose two Batmans at the same time, the one I am familiar with and the one you are familiar with."
"What on earth do you want to do!"
"Get me some food, I'm very hungry."
Ten minutes later, Lord Superman threw the deer on his shoulders to the bonfire set up by Bruce. After standing there in silence for a while, he used heat rays to help Bruce roast the deer.
"I thought you were just a little rebellious, but I didn't expect you are really a lunatic." Lord Superman pursed his lips and said, "You also have a bad character and no shame."
"Your swearing skills are as bad as your hunting skills." Bruce said as he pulled out the deer legs: "And I didn't even use 50% of my skills. You don't want to know how crazy I am."
Lord Superman sat down next to the deer meat and said, "For example?"
"For example, my last barbecue was eaten with a clown."
Lord Superman's eyes widened.
Bruce took a big bite of the roasted venison, but spit it out because there was no salt at all and it was very unpalatable. He said with some disgust: "Barbecue is much better than this."
"So in that universe, you and the Joker are friends?"
"To be precise, he is my creditor." Bruce tore off a small strip of meat, chewed it reluctantly and said, "I owe him some money, and I haven't paid it back yet."
"It's time for you to take medicine, you've started talking nonsense."
"I think we can go to a game later." Bruce looked up at the sky and said, "This will help us get to know each other."
Lord Superman opened his mouth. He didn't think it would be a good thing to get to know each other with Batman.
The main reason is that he finally realized that Batman's long mouth may not necessarily be a good thing, because he may be able to speak, but he may not speak well, and he may speak human words, but he may not speak well.
And Batman's lethality if he doesn't say nice things is terrifying.
Lord Superman suddenly recalled that sometimes their plans went wrong, and the responsibility lay with other people besides Batman. Batman usually just kept silent, and occasionally came up with feasible improvement plans to boost morale.
If it were this crazy bat, no one from the top to the bottom of the Justice League would be able to walk out of this door with a smile, and then go home and cry behind closed doors for at least three days.
Looking for Batman to understand Batman's plan seems to be a complete failure, but Lord Superman obviously can't just propose to terminate the plan. Doesn't it look like he is afraid of him?
Isn't he just a slightly crazy Batman?
Not to mention that he is not a real criminal, even if he has seen a lot of truly brutal criminals, can he still be afraid of him?
With this thought, Lord Superman stood up, gently patted off the scraps of deerskin on his hands, and said, "After you finish eating, we will go to the game, but which category do you want to participate in?"
And Bruce's answer exceeded Lord Superman's expectations.
"Unity, let's go to the unity game."
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