Chapter 2433 The Weird Bat Family (13)
After Green Lantern Batman performed a series of actions that were infinitely close to hitting porcelain, he finally stopped. At this time, the Joker's living room had been made a mess by him.
Just as the clown was about to grab the chair he was sitting on and straighten him up, he heard a knock on the door. It was obvious that the neighbor downstairs had come to the door because of the previous noise.
The clown took out a gun from the cabinet next to him, went out and had a friendly exchange with his neighbor. In the end, he was hit by a spray bullet at the door of his home, and the ground under his feet was also left with
After a lot of bullet marks, the problem was successfully solved.
But as soon as he returned to the living room, Green Lantern Batman, who had already woken up, kept crawling in the same place, causing the armrest of the chair to scratch a large area of the floor.
If the person in front of him is a real Batman or Batman's Robin Bird, then the Joker will definitely snort twice and say, "Who should I charge this bill to? Could it be that you happen to be the one?"
Do you know a rich man?"
But as soon as the Joker took a step in the direction of Green Lantern Batman, the other party let out a piercing howl, until the Joker heard the neighbor downstairs start banging on the ceiling.
Due to several previous disasters, the Joker's living standard has plummeted. He has moved from the previous Gotham slums to the suburbs. Moreover, it is the kind of community that has no properties and no water and electricity supply. Everyone relies on their own abilities.
The advantage of this kind of community is that there is almost no rent, but the disadvantage is that the living conditions are extremely poor. Not only do you have to solve the energy problem yourself, but the floor slabs are very thin, so there is neither warmth nor sound insulation.
There is no need to talk about the weight of the residents who live in the same building as the Joker. If this Green Lantern Batman is allowed to continue making trouble like this, there will only be two results. Either the Joker will become the target of public criticism in this building and fight endlessly every day.
If his neighbors have some friendly and cordial exchanges, the landlord will simply kick him out. The landlord who is responsible for maintaining water and electricity will be beaten to death, and the clown will not be able to survive in this building.
The clown had no choice but to go over and cover his mouth, tie him up with a rope again, stuff his mouth with a towel like a hostage, seal it with tape, and find a bottle of anesthetic spray to stun him.
Finally, he got a large box containing a washing machine from the warehouse downstairs, successfully stuffed Green Lantern Batman into it, and then got a small trolley to push the box out of the building.
The clown decided to go to the clown gang's headquarters.
The Joker does have a gang, but most of the time the Joker's gang and the Joker don't act together, and the Joker is not willing to deal with this gang at all unless they can become tools for him and Batman to play games.
Normally, this group of idiots would only have such a purpose, but this time they were very rarely used for another purpose, and that was to help the clown deal with an even stupider idiot.
The Joker originally wanted to kill Batman, who was even clownier than the Joker, but after he saw the section of the chopped off finger and the ring, the Joker had a guess.
In the New 52, the Joker noticed even earlier than Batman that a dark force was constantly eroding various universes. Batman wanted to use this as a breakthrough to find out what the Joker had noticed, but in the end he failed.
The Joker has been investigating this dark force for a long time. In his office where the Joker Gang is based, the entire wall is covered with various photos on a felt board.
Among them are Batman and Robin, super criminals, ordinary citizens that no one knows or care about, and various buildings in Gotham.
Since the Court of Owls is no longer a secret, the Joker naturally knows that the god they worship behind them is the source of darkness. It doesn't really matter what his name is.
But Green Lantern Batman is an anomaly. He doesn't look like he was directly infected by the power of darkness. It's obvious that someone used the Green Lantern ring to make him what he is now.
When the Joker saw the appearance of the muscles, bones and blood vessels in Green Lantern Batman's body, endless anger and murderous intent were ignited in his heart.
Batman's number one fan is not Arkham, or Arkham, but the Joker, the God of Arkham.
The concept of the Joker has always been that Batman can be unlucky, can suffer catastrophes and become crazy, chaotic, and even die, but he can never become boring.
Batman has always been the Joker's big toy. He has spent his life looking for various ways to make Batman show more reactions. Persecuting Batman and observing his reactions is the Joker's greatest pleasure in life, and it is also his spirit.
pillar.
So no matter what Batman goes through or what kind of reaction he has, the Joker can accept it. The two things he can't accept are that Batman doesn't play with him anymore, and that Batman doesn't know how to play anymore.
Green Lantern Batman obviously belongs to the latter. You have to say that he is not Batman at all, and it is not true. If it were an ordinary child who grew up to be Bruce Wayne, then the Joker would not bother to care about him.
But Green Lantern Batman borrowed the power of the Green Lantern Ring to kill the murderer of his parents, which proves that he is still trapped by the death of his parents, and he is still the Batman obsessed with revenge.
However, he made Batman's spiritual core too flat, eliminating the contradictions and conflicts that should have existed in this character, and turned it into the simplest thing of killing whoever you don't like, which made everything undramatic.
There is no tension and no story. How could the clown like it?
To say that this is just a coincidence, there is always such a chuunibyou in the huge universe, the clown can barely accept it, at most he is out of sight and out of mind. After all, if you think about it, in countless universes, the boring Bruce
·If there are too many Waynes, the Joker won’t have time to waste time on this kind of thing.
But the problem is that Green Lantern Batman was created by someone, which means that he could have become a normal Batman, but someone changed his fate and made him what he is now.
The Joker is like a starving man who is watching others throw delicious cakes into the trash can. He doesn't understand how anyone would be willing to destroy such a great masterpiece as Batman in this way. This is simply unforgivable.
Many people will wonder, since Bruce Wayne is a powerful scientist, why does the Joker who corresponds to him seem to have no scientific research ability?
But in fact, the clown can conduct research, but his research methods are usually unscientific and too cruel. They are more like a completely crazy mental patient who wantonly persecutes and abuses life.
But if you can look at it from another perspective, his behavior is logical. For example, if he is afraid to tie the Green Lantern Batman to the experimental table, cut the skin of his hand with a knife and explore deeper, it seems that
It seems like he is torturing Green Lantern Batman, but in fact, the Joker is just looking for the source of the dark power in his body in the most straightforward way.
Precisely because the clown doesn't understand any scientific research at all, the solution he can think of is the simplest. There are only a few things in this hand with a ring on it, including bones, muscles, blood, and fascia. Take them out and look at them one by one.
That’s it.
The severed and most contaminated finger was the top priority, but the clown didn't know any scientific analysis methods, so he simply threw it into the fire.
The ring was not burned, but the entire finger was burnt black. What was even more strange was that when the flame ignited by the piece of paper was extinguished, a dark red mark was left on the ground.
After the Joker threw other parts separated from Green Lantern Batman into the fire, there would be traces like this on the ground, so the Joker knew that this thing must be important.
Then the Joker burned more, Green Lantern Batman lost half of his hand from the ring finger to the base of the palm, and finally the Joker got a small jar of dark red blood.
This thing is definitely blood, the clown speculated, but he didn't know whose blood it was, so he thought of the simplest and most convenient way, which was to put this thing in the mailbox of Wayne Manor.
Batman also received this bottle of blood, but he did not think it was made by the Joker, because he subconsciously believed that the Joker did not have the ability to chemically analyze and refine it. Even if he had this knowledge, he did not have the equipment.
Batman thinks this may be a warning to him from the mastermind behind the scenes.
But who is Batman? He will not be afraid of this threat. He turned around and threw the blood into the analysis container. Even so, he did not have the idea of analyzing the results, because he had obtained the blood from Batwoman before.
No results can be obtained from that part of the mysterious blood.
However, after giving the blood to Batman, the Joker made new progress, which originated from an accident.
After feeling that Green Lantern Batman had no use value, the Joker was ready to ruthlessly abandon him. However, with the Joker's cruelty, abandonment would certainly not mean sending him back to where he came from. The Joker planned to kill him directly.
The process couldn't be simpler. The clown didn't plan to arrange any way for him to die. He just walked over and wiped his neck with a knife.
Because he was too tired of this kind of meaningless execution, the Joker was like every worker before he stabbed a big mess, acting entirely on instinct and not using his brain at all. At that time, he strangled Green Lantern Batman's neck with one arm, and the other
One hand ready to swing a knife.
Unexpectedly, Green Lantern Batman, who had inhaled a large amount of narcotic drugs, was still able to break free from his grip and bite him on the arm.
The Joker screamed in pain and tried to pull his arm back, but Green Lantern Batman held on until he bit off a piece of flesh from the Joker's arm.
The Joker covered his bleeding arm while looking at Green Lantern Batman like a dead man. His blood is poisonous. Ordinary people will become very crazy after getting the Joker's blood. If injected in large quantities, they may become
The next Joker, no matter how determined the willpower is, cannot resist this kind of physical pollution, Batman is especially allergic.
But who would have thought that Green Lantern Batman seemed like a normal person? The Joker was sure that this guy drank at least two big mouthfuls of his blood. Not only was he not crazy, he even became more conscious than before, and the anesthetic was no longer effective on him.
This immediately reminded the Joker of that bottle of blood. If Green Lantern Batman is completely immune to the contamination of the Joker's blood, is it possible that his blood has long been contaminated by the same virus?
In other words, the Joker virus has long been flowing in Green Lantern Batman's body, and that mysterious blood is a mixture of Batman and Joker blood.
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