Facts have proved that joking with others must be done in moderation. Once it goes too far, it will be very embarrassing!
Wu Wenyue and Xu Maning faced this problem, and Li Peifeng felt uncomfortable being caught in the middle.
They cooked the meal in silence and started eating in silence. There was no communication between the three of them, and the atmosphere was almost frozen.
Li Peifeng couldn't stand it and told a few jokes in an attempt to liven up the atmosphere, but to no avail. The two girls treated him like nothing.
After thinking for a moment, Mr. Li decided to take the risk and talk about something profound...
"What does the question of meeting parents mean? It means marriage. Although it is too early to talk about this issue, since you have encountered it now and you want me to give an answer, I will not avoid talking about it."
"First of all, I want to make it clear that I am 100% responsible for the people and things I encounter in my life, and for the words that come out of my mouth."
"Ah."
A burst of laughter came from Xu Manning.
Li Peifeng glanced at her, stopped talking, and continued eating.
"Then what?"
Xu Maning asked, but couldn't help but whisper: "Be responsible, how can you be responsible? It's just a nice thing to say."
"Look at this bowl." Wu Wenyue knocked the soup bowl and smiled scornfully: "It's big and round. Look at the pancake. It's round and big. It's all nonsense, skr~"
Xu Manying laughed along with her: "You get full marks for this improvisation."
"Two little brats."
"Who are you talking about, little brat?"
Li Peifeng was silent again, and after a moment he slowly asked doubtfully: "Do you know what marriage is? Are you ready to accept marriage?"
"I don't know if you have thought about this issue, but I have thought about it seriously."
Although Li Peifeng has never been married, he had a similar experience in his dream. Coupled with some of his previous thoughts, he had a different view on marriage.
"What does marriage mean? In stories such as novels and movies, marriage usually means the end. Marriage means that a strong person has a weakness, and it means that a lonely poet loses his soul."
"When you want to go all out to travel to the mountains and seas, there is always someone at home that you have to worry about. When you want to go to the moon for nine days, you suddenly remember that your child's diaper has not been washed. You finally get off work after a tiring day, but you see me sitting in front of the computer indifferently
The way you code, dinner is not cooked for you, the child is crying on the bed, the house is a mess, so you start to doubt this relationship in your heart, you use words to accuse me, humiliate me, and call me "Why don't you die, you loser"
"At that time, I completely forgot the fact that you said emotionally "I will love you even if you become a dung beetle"."
"Who said such disgusting things?"
Xu Manying was angry and funny, but when she saw the calm Wu Wenyue, she immediately stared and said angrily: "Have you told him?"
"No!" Wu Wenyue said in her heart, that's not what she said.
"You didn't tell him, how could he say that?!"
Xu Maning was filled with resentment: "You are so shameless! You didn't even tell me!!"
Wu Wenyue was impatient: "The love words I have told you are more disgusting than this, okay?!"
"So, can you answer the question I just asked?"
Li Peifeng ignored the jealous quarrel between the two and stared at them respectively: "Do you understand the essence of marriage? Are you ready? Do you have the answer?"
Wu Wenyue said nothing.
Xu Manying was still arrogant: "Why do you want an answer?"
"Love can be blind, but marriage must be sensible." Li Peifeng frowned and said, "You can't just want to find someone to marry without knowing what marriage is, right?"
"..."
"Then I'll ask you two a few more questions. You don't need to answer them. You can think for yourself."
Li Peifeng added: "First, if girls could get married, would you still choose me?"
"Second, if I was only in a relationship with one of you two, would you still be so anxious to let me meet your parents?"
"Thirdly, have you ever thought about whether you want to be with me because you love me, or whether you are in urgent need of such a contractual relationship due to secular pressure and have to make a choice and want to attack me first?
Strong, afraid that the other party will snatch me away?"
"..."
The two girls wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say.
"With all due respect, I feel like I'm just a tool now." Li Peifeng's tone increased: "In order for you to complete your life goal of marriage as a tool, or a prize, you compete back and forth, even though I seem to be very popular.
, but I can’t feel your love.”
When he said this, he glanced at Xu Manying specifically, and Miss Xu was unhappy on the spot.
"Explain it to me clearly!"
Li Peifeng's expression was subtle. After thinking for a while, he used a convoluted tone: "Man Ning, if the books I write no longer make money in the future and I have no source of income, I will just type at home every day and earn several thousand yuan in royalties a month. I will live on my own."
Everything has become a problem. And your career is booming and your wealth is tens of billions. At that time, are you really willing to support me and not leave me? "
See you in the picture!
Li Peifeng's purpose was revealed at this moment. He had made so much preparation just for this sentence.
And Xu Manying's answer came out without thinking;
"Are you sick?"
Li Peifeng was choked, and after realizing it, he simply nodded: "Yes, when the time comes I will not only be poor, but also sick, so will you support me?" Finally, he added: "It's not a disease of the kidneys and prostate, I have these two organs.
You won’t get sick.”
"Virtue!"
Xu Maning rolled her eyes speechlessly, wanting to retort, but when she saw Wu Wenyue who was expressionless, she blinked her eyes and spoke softly: "Pei Feng, if you marry me, my money will be yours."
How can you still be poor with money? Besides, your income is nothing to me now, so I can pay more in terms of material things. I will also prepare the house and car.
You don’t have to worry about this. And…”
Xu Maning changed her voice and looked at Wu Wenyue: "I will be ready to come out every month. After all, we are a family."
Wu Wenyue chuckled: "Thank you, no need."
Li Peifeng looked expectant: "So, Man Ning, will you support me?"
Xu Manying nodded: "Yes, as long as your self-esteem allows it, didn't I tell you such a proposal when we were in love before? But you didn't agree."
[Task name: Please support me.]
[Task progress: 2/5.]
Li Peifeng breathed a sigh of relief. The progress was very fast. There were only three people left to finish...
But Comrade Wu Wenyue was very unhappy at this time!
"Xiao Feng, come here."
Wu Wenyue smiled and waved to Li Peifeng: "Put your ears over here."
"what?"
Li Peifeng cautiously came closer, but heard Wu Wenyue gritting her teeth: "You die! Get out of the door! You go up the mountain and plant your own land, and I will find a few dung beetles to fertilize you. It happens that the family is almost out of food.
See if you can grow rice. If it doesn't work, wear protective clothing and go shopping on the street. See who is not wearing a mask. Supervise and supervise. After that, I will communicate with the community and ask them to issue you a volunteer certificate.
This can be considered a contribution to society!”
Li Peifeng said weakly: "Brother Yue, what are you talking about?"
Wu Wenyue sneered: "What did I say? What did you say? How can a good person look for someone to support him every day? After asking, I asked Man Ning: How lacking in love are you? Can't you live anymore? You are a seventy-year-old.
Or is the child still unweaned? For such a tall man, with a body weight of more than 200 kilograms of muscle, you really can’t perform under a bridge and play with broken rocks on your chest to get rewards, then you can be considered self-reliant!"
"You are just a piece of shit with a large intestine wrapped around a small intestine and adhesion of the large and small intestines!"
Wu Wenyue said that she was really angry in the end. She picked up the bowl and cursed, walked to the living room, sat on the sofa and started eating.
Analyzing the reasons for Wu Wenyue's anger, Li Peifeng estimated that firstly, it was because he had no hope of meeting his parents during the winter vacation; secondly, he was annoyed by her behavior of asking Xu Manying after he asked the same question; secondly, it was probably because Miss Xu showed off her wealth and made her feel inferior.
Already?
Li Peifeng said coquettishly: "I'm just asking, you don't have any food, why don't you go to the living room to eat dry food?"
"I lose my appetite when I see you, don't talk to me!"
"..."
Xu Manying waved her hand: "Okay, I will set aside some vegetables and accompany her to the living room to eat. You can eat yours."
After an unpleasant dinner, the two girls returned to their rooms.
Li Peifeng cleans the dining table and washes the pots and dishes. There will always be some small conflicts of one kind or another when living together.
As the saying goes, how can a spoon not touch the edge of a pot? On their honeymoon, a young couple may fall out over trivial matters! What’s more, three people?
Mr. Li didn't take it to heart, but the matter of meeting his parents was still unresolved. Sooner or later it would be a problem...
While cleaning, Li Peifeng thought about the solution.
After washing the dishes and wiping the pots, he figured it out. He returned to his room, picked a few books from the bookshelf, and knocked on the door of the room where he was lying on his side.
"Dong dong~"
After a symbolic knock, no one answered. Li Peifeng was not polite and pushed the door open. The two girls sat in front of the computer and were busy working and studying, ignoring him.
"My dears, take a look at these books when you have time."
Li Peifeng put all the books in his hands on the bed.
"What?"
Xu Maning stood up curiously and looked through it, and saw the titles of several books.
"The Origin of Family, Private Property and the State", "Understanding Love", "The Five Love Languages", "Intimacy", "The Meaning of Marriage".
"You want us to see this?" Xu Manying looked incredulous: "Should I call you Instructor Li?"
Wu Wenyue also glanced at her: "What disease have you committed again?"
Li Peifeng said quietly: "There are five books here. Read them as soon as possible, and then write a PPT of no less than 50,000 words. The main content will be about your understanding of marriage and relationships. Let me know when you have finished.
A report meeting will be organized at home, and you will each go on stage to share your views. I will give you a score based on your statement and the level of your PPT. Finally, based on the score, I will decide which parent to meet first."
As soon as he finished speaking, the room was quiet for a moment.
Wu Wenyue stood up slowly, squinted her eyes, and walked slowly towards Li Peifeng.
Xu Maning gently stroked her chin with one hand, picked up the thickest book among the five with the other hand, and weighed the weight of the book.
"I think your understanding of relationships and marriage, as well as how to get along with and maintain intimate relationships, may be a bit one-sided. You need to learn more. There is no other meaning..."
Li Peifeng spoke as usual, while slowly retreating, aiming for the door.
"Li Peifeng! I'll fuck you...I'll make shit for you...#&@!(@#"
Wu Wenyue's eyes were about to burst into flames. He cursed and rushed forward in three steps.
"boom!!"
Xu Maning was even more ruthless. She picked up the book and hit Li Peifeng hard, with a ferocious look on her face: "Yueyue, kill him! Is this bastard applying for a job here?!"
"Speak nicely and don't do anything if something happens!"
Li Peifeng ran away as fast as he could. After returning to his room, he quickly locked the door, but the murderous aura behind the door still scared him into a cold sweat.
"Dong dong dong!!"
"Li Peifeng, if you have the guts, just open the door!"
"If I don't beat you until you're bruised and bruised today, you really don't know your last name!!"
"You bitch, open the door! What do you think we are?"
The door was banged, and the two girls were yelling at each other.
Li Peifeng spoke righteously: "Let me just say that you have problems in getting along with each other in intimate relationships. Look at your attitude, it seems that you are manic and depressive. Go back to your room and read to me!"
This chapter has been completed!