"I don't think it's possible! I have to revise the paper and code, so I might not have time!"
Li Peifeng definitely couldn't give the lecture. If he did, it would be a big joke.
The School of Liberal Arts of Beihua Normal University takes turns to dominate the Chinese Department of Yandu University. Many of the contemporary literary giants have been recruited by Beihua Normal University, including winners of the Nobel Prize for Literature, Zhuang Chongwen Literature Prize, etc.
These big guys are all professors in the School of Liberal Arts. They often give lectures and literary festivals to talk about their creative experiences, and are deeply loved and respected by students.
What about myself? A second-year graduate student in the School of Liberal Arts, a third-rate writer who writes Mary Sues, CEO stories, and sow stories, still dares to give lectures... How can he publicize his identity as a female video writer before he can hide and hide?
, even shamelessly showing off your creative experience?
Zhao Qingge was a little disappointed with this answer, but it was also expected: "Then we will talk about it later."
Let’s talk about it later, Cuckoo Pigeon!
After throwing away a pot, Li Peifeng began to think deeply - how to eat Zhao Qingge's soft rice???
Is it really just about seduction?
No, Lao Zhao, if you had the sense to give me 30,000 yuan earlier, don't force me to use this trick.
I really can't do such a rebellious and unscrupulous thing...
"Ahem~"
The two small speakers on the computer table sounded the prompt tone of the TT chat software. Li Peifeng looked out of the corner of his eye and saw a group chat icon with the word "wind" flashing crazily in the lower right corner. At this time, he found that his mobile phone was also ringing with messages.
Notification reminder sound.
It may be that the administrator of the group found that the chat group was set up to not allow anyone to join, and asked Li Peifeng why he did this, but this is not the point, the point is...
Zhao Qingge actually got into his own TT book club!
Very good, already seduced.
In an instant, Li Peifeng suddenly had an epiphany.
Why do I have the image of 'frivolous and dissolute' in the other person's mind?
Come on! Let me dig out three rooms and one living room with my toes and hide one!!!
Li Peifeng's heart was shattered, causing violent winds and huge waves.
Zhao Qingge was also stunned for a moment, and the office was quiet for a few seconds. She did not look back at her students, but slowly operated the mouse, exited the TT software, and said nonchalantly: "For your paper, I also glanced at you twice.
This novel I wrote, as well as several others I wrote before, I just read during the National Day when I had nothing to do. To be honest, I think there is something wrong with your current creative thinking. Sit down and I will talk to you."
Li Peifeng sat down on the chair next to him and asked in a strange way: "What is your nickname?"
"I did not see it!"
Zhao Qingge responded like a reflex...
Li Peifeng laughed harder than crying: "Well, you didn't see it."
I asked you what your fucking nickname is, and you told me you didn’t see it?! What didn’t you see?!
Zhao Qingge also realized that he was asking for trouble. He tilted his head and thought for a long time, and suddenly became angry: "I don't want to mention this matter unless you tell me! You kid usually causes trouble in school. That belongs to your private life.
It’s not out of line, I don’t want to say anything, but you dare to post that kind of photos on the Internet?! This is a serious moral quality issue. No matter how poor you are or how short of money you are, you can’t do this kind of thing, do you know?”
Who mentioned it?!
Li Peifeng said weakly: "I just asked you what your nickname is, and I didn't mention anything else."
Zhao Qingge continued to severely criticize: "Secondly, if your personal information is leaked and others know that you are a student of North China Normal University, and these photos are also circulated on the Internet, do you understand what consequences it will have for yourself and the school?"
"...So what's your nickname?"
"Pa~"
Zhao Qingge stretched out his jade hand and patted the table, raised his eyebrows, and said coldly: "What is the school motto of Beihua Normal University?! Learn to be a teacher, and behave in a worldly manner! You don't remember any of these eight words! How dare you?
How dare you post that kind of photo in the group! And ask readers to send you money privately? Do you have any sense of shame?"
"Are you worthy of my usual teachings to you? Are you worthy of your parents? What will you do if this continues? You are only one step away from committing a crime!"
Zhao Qingge shook his head and sighed: "Sad, I feel sad for you. You are still my first disciple. But now I can't see your future with my eyes open and my glasses on!!"
"Say it yourself, are you wrong?!"
Li Peifeng lowered his eyebrows and said, "I was wrong...but what is your nickname?"
Li Peifeng swore to God that he had no evil intentions. He just wanted to know Zhao Qingge's TT nickname, and then kicked Lao Zhao out of the book club!
"And these novels you wrote!"
But Zhao Qingge didn't answer at all. Instead, he used the computer to search for Li Peifeng's pen name. After entering the entry, all the works of "One or Two Winds in the World" were displayed on the screen...
"The Devil CEO Caught Me", "The Forbidden Love of the Escaped Queen and the Yandere Prince", "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Always a Mistress", "The Concubine in the Cold Palace Live Broadcast", "The Bald Girl from the Star"
, "Millions of male cultivators in the world all kneel down when they meet me"...
"Look, look at these books you wrote!"
Zhao Qingge pointed at the screen and was heartbroken: "You made it clear in your paper, 'Online literature cannot do without the market economy and needs to cater to contemporary readers and the latest market, but the only way to cater is for the author to express his true self and express himself.
The true thoughts in the heart. Behind the seemingly superficial popularity, it writes about people's deep fears and loves, directly points to the core anxiety and spiritual direction of people today, grasps the trend of the spirit of the times, and spreads correct values.'"
"It's really well said, and the analysis is penetrating. But how do you do it yourself? Do you express your true self? Do you have any thoughts on the world in these books of yours? I can't see academicism in the books at all.
The context has a correct influence on you. All the books you write are books that cater to readers and blindly compromise with the market! Each one is more kitsch than the last!"
Li Peifeng defended in a low voice: "One book is more profitable than the other."
"Of course it's good to make money, but there must be a bottom line, right? I won't mention other novels, just the one you're writing now..."
Zhao Qingge finally answered the call and used his computer to search for the book "One Hundred and Eight Treasures from a Female Queen; I Become a Boss in Liangshan" and clicked on the first search result. When the screen displayed the table of contents of this novel
, she said seriously: "Tell me what you are writing about in this book? Postpartum care for sows or a biological miracle?!"
"That's just the surface!!"
Even though he knew that the other party was changing the topic, Li Peifeng couldn't help but refute when he heard his book being talked about in this way: "Currently, the country is facing the cruel problem of serious population aging and negative population growth, so I felt it and wrote
I wrote this book. The spirit expressed is that having more children is in line with the national policy and encourages everyone to have more and more eugenics. And because there are serious gender opposition problems in the current society, the background of the book is set as an ancient female deity."
"The work is satirical literature. I use exaggerated techniques and a sarcastic attitude to create it. I use pungent language, hateful, despicable and ridiculous characters and plots in the book to whip the darkness of human nature and criticize the ignorance of society...Teacher, you
You should understand me!!”
Zhao Qingge squinted his eyes: "Being undecided in times of trouble is satirical literature, right?"
"If I hadn't read a few chapters of your book, I might have really believed your lies. You can try this to tell the professors about your creative ideas during the interview. I hope they will believe it."
Believe it or not, I write books just for fun.
Li Peifeng didn't take it seriously, glanced at the monitor, and couldn't help but smile slightly in his heart.
Because he found that the chapter names in the table of contents had all turned gray, including the latest chapter, 'Chapter 254, Xia Lanbing ascended the throne and held a grand ceremony, and Zhi Duoxing made a proposal to choose a male concubine.' This chapter was also gray.
What does this mean?
This shows that Zhao Qingge read the entire book from beginning to end without leaving a single chapter, and it was not like she just glanced at it casually in boredom as she said.
Clearly fascinated!!
Humph, I just gave my sow a bad rap. She might have made my aunt laugh all the time behind my back, woman!
Li Peifeng's thoughts flashed rapidly and he looked away from the screen. Suddenly he realized something was wrong. He checked the webpage carefully and finally found a problem...
“Is this a fucking pirated website?!”
This chapter has been completed!