On the eighth day of August, in Fuyang City, He Nan... and Chi Zebao were sitting in the best room of the restaurant. They stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes. They looked at each other but were speechless, while the others were separated.
Standing behind the two of them.
After chasing and escaping, the two sides of the cat-and-mouse game finally met at the "end point" where Chi Zebao and the Fifth Prince had expected, He Nan's escape, but the process was a bit ridiculous to talk about.
The most splendid restaurant in Xiyang City, Jinjin Pavilion, is far from ordinary restaurants in the capital in terms of decoration and service. However, when it comes to the price of food and wine, it is not inferior in the slightest. It is no wonder that the name of this restaurant is
It's "sold gold". But even at such an expensive price, there is still music and singing here every night, and it is always full of guests and friends. The reason is also very simple. Fuyang City is located in the northernmost region of Shengguo. If the local area
People who want to taste southern dishes can only come to Pinjin Pavilion. Only Pinjin Pavilion in Fuyang City has the financial resources and ability to transport raw materials from far away to here and keep the quality and freshness, so the price is very high.
It's reasonable to think it's expensive.
He Nan Shaoxiao had never set foot in Jinjin Pavilion before he left home. Five or six years later, when he returned to his hometown, he brought Wei Kui and Yu Ruyi here to celebrate the successful conclusion of his grand escape.
, and also specifically emphasized that "I pay for it", so Wei Kui and Yu Ruyi readily agreed.
Not only did He Nan not expect it, but Chi Zebao, who had been looking for news about He Nan in the north following the instructions of the fifth prince, also did not expect that the two of them would bump into each other in the Golden Pavilion, and it would be such an embarrassing scene.
It is said that at that time, He Nan and the others had just sat down on the second floor of Pinjin Pavilion. Before they could order food, He Nan felt something strange in his stomach. Perhaps he just wanted to relieve himself, so he left Wei Kui and Yu Ruyi alone.
He ran towards the hut.
Just as He Nan was about to get in, he saw someone in the latrine pulling up his pants and slowly walking out. He Nan felt really unbearable, so he said, "I borrowed it."
The other party also raised his head and met He Nan's eyes, and the two of them immediately looked at each other.
"Hello...Hello?" The other party twisted his mouth and rubbed his eyes with an expression of disbelief.
"Manager Chi." He Nan was also shocked and surprised in his heart, but his expression didn't change much - he was already having shit on his anus, and his expression was a little distorted, and it wouldn't be much different if he changed again.
When He Nan was working in Shanhe Mansion, he had met Chi Zebao, so they naturally knew each other. The Tianbian Guards and Shanhe Mansion always bumped into each other when they were arresting and interrogating court officials. One time, Chi Zebao wanted to steal from He Nan.
The two men had had a conversation while holding the person in hand. Chi Zebao still had fresh memories of He Nan's stubbornness. Even if he moved out of his official position to suppress the person, He Nan would not let go. This matter would not be resolved in the end.
That was settled. Later, the fifth prince ordered Chi Zebao to monitor He Nan, and the two men met again.
That day, the fifth prince, whose pseudonym was Bai Wugeng, had just come out of the Acacia Tower. Chi Zebao, who was disguised as the Second Master Ghost, also immediately ordered his troops and marched from the capital to the east, west, north, south, and he himself rushed all the way to Henan.
His hometown, Xiyang City, is sitting back and waiting. After all, He Nan is most likely to return to his hometown, so of course it is safest for him to take charge of this land himself.
Chi Zebao had only arrived in Fuyang City a month ago. He even disguised himself to hide his identity and went to He Nan's original address to inquire about it. However, he did not get any information, so he lurked in Fuyang City. Chi Zebao hid in Fuyang City.
Leopard rented out the best wing in Jinjin Pavilion and used it as a base to bribe people from all walks of life and conduct information exchanges with them.
This inquiry really gave him some clues - there was a quack magician who was proficient in the science of prophecy and had just arrived from Luoyan County in Fuyang County a few days ago, and his "colleague" in Luoyan County had obtained the information.
I learned that a young junior named He Nan once made a divination there, but the results he obtained were not satisfactory, and in the end he was forcibly fired by his colleague.
Chi Zebao heard that the He Nan described by the other party was consistent with the He Nan in his own impression, so he knew that what he had expected was good, but he didn't know whether He Nan went west along Luoyan County or turned north, and then turned to the north.
After compiling some miscellaneous information, I also learned that He Nan was indeed going back to Fuyang. As for why Chi Zebao stopped walking back from Fuyang and blocked He Nan along the way - he could have returned to the capital one day later.
One more day of leisure and one more day of free wages, not to mention what if there are any mistakes along the way and I miss it? It is better to just wait for work in Fuyang County.
It's just that Chi Zebao never expected that he and He Nan would meet on this occasion.
"Old Wei! Come down and help!" Seeing that Chi Zebao was still in shock, He Nan turned around and ran away. While running, he pulled his neck and shouted for Wei to come down and help. He didn't even shit anymore - he was about to die.
Now, why do you care about shit and piss?
When Chi Zebao heard that He Nan was calling for someone, he also shouted and called for his men to come out and arrest him.
Wei Kui jumped down from the window on the second floor, and the elite Tianbian guards brought by Chi Zebao also fell down from the wing room on the third floor with a roar. These four were all wearing black robes, and their heads were
The Tianbian guards wearing iron masks immediately surrounded Wei Kui and He Nan in the center.
Yu Rujing heard He Nan shouting for help, and heard a commotion outside, so he also turned out of the restaurant and ran into this tense scene.
"Hey..." Chi Zebao broke the tense atmosphere, "I'm not here to kill you. We can sit down and have a good talk."
"Really or not..." He Nan was squatting on the ground, holding his belly with both hands, and responded with a suspicious look on his face.
Chi Zebao coughed twice in embarrassment: "If you want to go to the toilet, go in first. We will talk slowly after you go." Chi Zebao did not intend to kill He Nan. He sent out the
The three culprits only had the intention to kill temporarily because of their lust, and the fifth prince had specifically told him that the "best" was to bring He Nan back alive, so this "best" actually equaled "must"
, otherwise I might have to be buried with He Nan.
Hearing this, He Nanru felt like he had received an amnesty. He hurriedly got into the hut through the path taken away from Chi Zebao. A moment later, a pleasant "Ah..." and several crisp sounds came from the hut.
The "pop" sound.
"You, go in and take a look." Chi Zebao ordered one of his men to go into the latrine and keep an eye on He Nan to prevent him from escaping by grabbing the wall after untying his big hand.
The Tianbian Guard's masks are all standard, only exposing the eyes, nostrils and mouth, so no matter how reluctant the Tianbian Guard is, Chi Zebao can't see the other person's expression. Of course, this kind of mask is not good for smell.
The protective effect is just that.
Yu Ru noticed that the other party had sent someone into the toilet, fearing that they would be disadvantageous to He Nan, so he winked at Wei Kui through the crowd and motioned for him to follow him to protect He Nan who was "doing business".
And He Nan, who was squatting on the latrine with his neck raised and his cat-like waist pouted, was exerting all his strength when he saw two burly people rushing in with their front feet touching each other. He almost frightened him.
Sitting on the latrine - you must know that there is a big pit full of excrement under the latrine. If you accidentally fall down, you will be "infamous for thousands of years".
Of course, it is definitely impossible to leave a name in history, and history books are also quite rigorous, and no trivial things will be written in them. This kind of miscellaneous and extremely ironic rare things will probably be recorded by someone real
The novelist who has nothing to write about writes the romance story he has compiled, which can be regarded as a reminder to future generations - you must stay safe when squatting.
Regardless of whether the Tianbian guard could bear the smell in the toilet, Wei Kui turned his head and walked out as soon as he leaned in, shouting: "Even if this kid is kicked into the cesspit today, I will never do it."
Will go in again."
No matter how thick-skinned He Nan was, he still felt that the smell was a bit too strong at this time. Besides, he had never been watched while going to the toilet - how many people in this world were willing to relieve themselves when someone watched them?
Just staring, how many people are willing to watch others relieve themselves? He also said to the guard in front of him with a little embarrassment: "Otherwise, brother, you'd better turn your face away."
The guard had already had this idea, and before He Nan could finish speaking, he turned his face and covered his mouth and nose with his hands. After about a moment, He Nan's voice came from the toilet to the outside again: "Mr. Chi,
I have a gracious favor... I was in such a hurry that I forgot to bring toilet paper. I wonder if you have any leftovers?"
Chi Zebao's face changed when he heard this, and his green face suddenly turned black. However, this request was disgusting at best but not excessive. He really didn't think of any reason to refuse.
, he asked his men to deliver toilet paper to He Nan with a dark face.
The Dasheng Empire was a state of civilization and etiquette, and its economy was very developed. Naturally, it was impossible to use "toilet chips" made of wooden sticks and bamboo strips to clean up filth like in ancient times with backward technology or in barbaric places.
The use of rough paper is convenient and hygienic. This technical convenience that only the princes and nobles could enjoy in the previous dynasty has become quite popular in this era. It must be said that it is really a great good deed that benefits the people and provides convenience to the people.
At least He Nan is still very grateful to the people who can popularize toilet paper. Otherwise, if it is like the past, he can only use the "toilet chip" that Chi Zebao has used and simply flushed with water.
, unlike toilet paper, which can be thrown away after use and does not need to be reused.
While wiping, He Nan also thought about this issue for the first time in his life. If he were still in that era, he would probably rather use his hands than the toilet chips used by others...
The emergence and popularization of toilet paper not only solved the difficulties and urgent needs in people's lives, but also effectively prevented the spread of plagues and diseases, making an indelible contribution to the growth of the population - it should be remembered as the first meritorious service in the universe. This is
He Nan came to the biggest conclusion after going to the toilet today.
After this great thinker and philosopher defined "the meaning of toilet paper", he also had to face things. As soon as he walked out of the latrine, he met Chi Zebao's cannibalistic eyes.
"He Fu Cheng is indeed as rumored...unruly and informal." Although Chi Zebao is a Jianghu person, but unlike other illiterate Jianghu people, he also likes to read some articles on weekdays, especially
Since being recruited by Commander Fu, he has had many opportunities to come into contact with various literati in the court. But after today's incident and He Nan's unusual and incredible performance, he actually had some words.
Poor, he thought for a long time before choosing these two words to congratulate Nan in a strange way.
"Mr. Chi is laughing, there are three urgent needs..." He Nan shamelessly continued the conversation.
"Stop talking nonsense..." Chi Zebao really couldn't let He Nan make jokes like this anymore, so he ended the topic forcefully: "Since you saw me today, you must also know what I am here to do, then let's
Why don't we talk about it upstairs." After saying that, he made a "please" gesture.
It has fallen into the opponent's hands, and Chi Zebao also made it clear that he was not here to kill him, so let's talk. He Nan was not just thinking about toilet paper while squatting in the pit, he immediately
I carefully analyzed Chi Zebao's words, so he has nothing to fear now.
Even if we can't reach an agreement, our fighting power is not empty in a real fight - He Nan is very confident about this.
This chapter has been completed!