Chapter 716
Ye Chen nodded with satisfaction and said, "Come on, come on, start quickly."
After saying that, he picked up his cell phone and pointed it at the Liu family and his son.
The two men stood side by side. Liu Ming wiped his tears and said with a forced smile: "Hello everyone, I am Liu Ming."
Liu Guang also hurriedly said: "I am Liu Guang, the father of Qingtong."
The two men said at the same time: "We, father and son, will tell you a cross talk today!"
Liu Ming continued: "Everyone must have seen these two characters on my forehead. The main reason why I carved the two characters on my forehead is because I have always been very arrogant, so I carved these two characters on my forehead.
Just to remind everyone that they are all poor."
Liu Guang also said: "They say I am a hero and my son is a hero. I am a son, a hero and a father, a hero. Since my son has the word "poor" carved on his forehead, I definitely can't hold him back, so I put the word "poor" on his forehead.
Engraved on it are the four words "The Father of Poor People."
Liu Ming said at this time: "When you see this, you will definitely ask, why are my dad and I so arrogant? This is mainly because we have a very good relationship with the Wu family in Suhang!"
"Yes!" Liu Guang said from the side: "Everyone knows that the Wu family is very rich, but the most powerful thing about the Wu family is not that they are rich, but that they have a son who likes to eat shit!"
Liu Ming answered: "Yes, talking about the shit-eating son of the Wu family, you must have seen the video on Douyin. This guy must eat one meal an hour, not even one bite less. He is in the toilet of the hospital.
, in order to have a hot meal, he even dragged an old man away from the squatting pit while he was relieving himself, and grabbed the shit to eat in public. Do you think this is an ordinary person?"
Liu Guang echoed from the side: "According to what you say, this young master of the Wu family is indeed extraordinary!"
"Of course." Liu Ming nodded repeatedly, gave a thumbs up and praised: "So we still have to say that the Wu family is powerful, otherwise, how could the second young master of the Wu family be so arrogant?" Liu Guang asked curiously: "Hey
By the way, why haven’t you heard anything from the second young master of the Wu family recently?”
Liu Ming said: "I heard that people's lives are very comfortable now! It's like royal treatment!"
"How do you say that?" Liu Guang looked gossipy.
Liu Ming said: "I am now very powerful. I live in the Wu family's big house. It is said that I eat more than 20 poops a day. There is a special person who poops for me, and I eat fresh food."
Liu Guang asked in surprise: "So exciting? With more than 20 meals a day, can the Wu family's output be enough?"
Liu Ming said seriously: "That will definitely not be enough. Think about it, no matter how good the Wu family is, they can't handle occasional constipation."
"Ouch!" Liu Guang blurted out: "In this case, the second young master of the Wu family may be cut off!"
After saying that, Liu Guang asked Liu Ming: "Dad, do you want us to sign up to stay at Wu's house in Suhang for a few days and cook some hot meals for Master Wu?"
Liu Ming nodded repeatedly and said with a smile: "That's a good idea! If we go, that old bastard of the Wu family and that son of a bitch Wu Donghai won't be able to kowtow to us gratefully?"
When he said this, Liu Ming's heart was trembling.
This is really going to offend the Wu family to death!
Liu Guang's heart was also beating wildly, but he glanced at Ye Chen and could only bite the bullet and continue: "It's more than just kowtow! I think they will all be grateful to kneel and lick with us. I heard that the old man of the Wu family likes
You have to recognize me as your godfather everywhere, and maybe when you get excited, you may have to recognize me as your godfather or something like that."
"Mr. Wu likes to recognize his godfather?" Liu Ming asked in surprise: "Why do you have this habit?"
"Then who knows?" Liu Guang shrugged and said, "I heard that the old immortal has had more than 300 godfathers since he has lived until now. Maybe this old immortal likes to be someone's son!"
This chapter has been completed!