Now that we have a rough plan, all that remains is practice - how to get a group of lively piglets with strong immunity?
There are only three words left in Shen Tang's mind: "exercise more".
The piglets that have never been groomed are not very friendly. They fight each other for food, territory and even who is the boss. You support me and I kick you. Although they are a group of piglets, their fighting ability is not weak. They are also self-taught in fighting in groups.
They still don’t understand what it means to hit the spot.
If there is a fight, there will definitely be injuries, and if there are injuries, there will definitely be wound infection. If the wound is infected, is it far away to get sick or even die?
In order to ensure the amount of exercise and avoid group fights, Shen Tang thought of a way - to imitate the man who walks cats and dogs and walk pigs!
Taking the piglets for two laps of the mountain road every day not only consumes excess energy and exercises the body, but also allows them to become familiar with the surrounding environment and fully prepare themselves mentally for castration.
Chu Yao, who heard this "excellent" plan: "..."
He has doubts.
Shen Tang had a smile in his eyes and said seriously: "If you don't mind, just ask."
Chu Yao asked: "What should I do if the pig runs away?"
This is a pig, not a raccoon slave raised by Qi Bushan. He will not run home after wandering for a day. If a group of piglets disperse and run wild all over the mountains and fields, who knows how many piglets will be recovered in the end? If you are unlucky, maybe you can. Extra food for the hungry beast.
Shen Tang said: "Put leashes on them."
When you go out to walk dogs and cats, you must wear a leash. Why don't piglets and piglets wear leashes? Are they not worthy? No, they are worthy too.
Leash?
You can understand what it is just by looking at the literal meaning.
Chu Yao said: "You can give it a try."
So there was a scene of Shen Tang taking more than 20 piglets for a "walk" the next day, and Lin Feng was also taken to relax together. Although he is deeply filial, he cannot ignore his own health and spend all day doing it. I kept my worries in my heart, and my face became thinner.
There was also a small incident in the middle——
Piggy's chirping sound attracted a real black-faced man!
Big black face, short mane, rough skin and thick flesh.
He has a thick nose, a long mouth, and a pair of fat ears.
At first glance, you can tell that this is a good harvester.
At this time, he was hiding in the bushes not far away, with a fierce look on his face, staring at Shen Tang and more than 20 piglets. Lin Feng caught a glimpse of its traces accidentally. The pig's center of gravity sank, and the piglet Stomping on the ground with hooves, he charged forward with his body of fat shaking.
At that moment, Lin Feng could even clearly feel the tremor of the ground as the wild boar ran wildly, as if what was running towards her was not a fat and scary black pig, but a small black hill.
But before Lin Feng's beauty could fade away, he saw his husband raised his hand to grab it, and the beautiful bright sword appeared out of thin air, shouting: "You evil beast, you are seeking death!"
A gust of wind rushed towards the menacing wild boar.
One person and one pig fought for dozens of rounds.
I don’t know what Mr. Lang’s concerns were. After debating for a while, he abandoned his sword and kicked the wild boar with his flying shovel. He was so frightened that Lin Feng, who was hiding in the grass, screamed "Ah" and covered his eyes with his hands. . She knew that her husband could beat a wild boar, but she believed it, the eleven-two-year-old boy was still too thin, and his head was not spread out. He was just a piece of paper compared to the wild boar.
The visual impact of the confrontation between the two made Lin Feng dare not look directly. With her eyes closed, she felt something clang and hit the ground. Lin Feng half-opened a crack and saw her husband's legs moving. He sat on the back of the black pig that fell to the ground and couldn't get up. He swung his arms and slapped the guy on the head twice.
Use the extra waist rope as a rein to tie the wild boar's neck.
The wild boar was extremely angry and roared furiously.
It stomps, jumps, runs, and screams wildly.
With a big movement, it tried to throw the weak human sitting on its back, and then trampled it into a pulp with its limbs and pig's trotters!
The results of it?
The result is naturally a failure.
Shen Tang was as steady as a mountain, holding on to the waist rope, keeping his center of gravity stable. Seeing that Lang Jun was able to handle it with ease, Lin Feng also let go of his worries and began to think about it involuntarily. Unexpectedly, a certain day's nap appeared in his mind. She got up early, vaguely Listening to the lady who was waiting in the courtyard, she told a story about a strong man who chopped up a wild boar with his bare hands and beat the wild boar until he knelt down and begged for mercy.
When has the house girl ever heard such a curious story?
She was blushing and curious.
Lin Feng didn't understand. What's there to be curious about?
How can a wild boar "kneel down and beg for mercy"?
It wasn't until many years later that I accidentally found an old booklet and discovered that the wild boar that was subdued by the strong man with his bare hands was a male.
Seeing that the strong man refused to let go, he turned into a woman. The strong man was very satisfied, so the two of them babbled, and the couple returned the house.
When Lin Feng regained his wandering mind, the wild boar had completely lost its temper and lay on the ground panting from exhaustion. Lang Jun proudly stepped on its head: "Get up, isn't it very arrogant?"
Lin Feng: "..."
She felt that her husband was more arrogant.
It vaguely matches the "strong man" the mother-in-law said that afternoon.
The wild boar grunted twice in pain from being kicked. Instead of being arrogant and harsh as before, it became more pleading and very obedient.
Shen Tang is not a soft-hearted person.
If she hadn't been able to fight the wild boar with her bare hands, not to mention the more than twenty piglets, she and Lin Feng would have been killed and eaten by the wild boar. In the end, the wild boar was given a chance to make up for it, and the wild boar was used as a substitute. Mounting and walking pigs saves more effort.
Wild boars are not that easy to tame.
But Shen Tang is not so soft-hearted.
If you don't obey, you will be beaten. No matter how aggressive the wild boar is, it will be completely frightened.
As an animal with a very high IQ, under the desire to survive, it seems to be able to understand what "a man who knows the current affairs is a hero" - the more than twenty cubs cannot eat, the short humans cannot mess with, and the fierce demon on its back Even more cannot be disobedient!!!
"Drive! Drive! Drive!"
Shen Tang's laughter spread among the mountains and fields.
Worried that Tianming would escape, Chu Yao secretly observed: "..."
Gong Shuwu, who was worried that Mr. Chu Yao would encounter a jackal: "..."
None of them came close. They stood far away and could only see Shen Tang and Lin Feng who had turned into two dots. They were speechless for a long time.
Gong Shuwu hesitated: "How about buying Wulang a colt?"
Although Shen Lang has a motorcycle, the motorcycle is still a mule.
There is reason to suspect that Shen Tang was so happy riding a pig and kept saying "riding" one after another because he was complaining about the rule that "Wen Xin has no horses".
Perhaps, raising a pony can alleviate Shen Lang's madness?
Chu Yao: "..."
He felt that there was no relationship between the two.
It's just that Wulang loves to play, but he plays a little crazy.
So, there was a scene that Qi Shan saw, his own Mr. Shen was riding a wild boar, with a group of piglets behind him, and Lin Feng was trying hard to chase after him with his short legs.
What a wonderful story...
What a wonderful fart!
Qishan looked at Shen Xiaolangjun who looked like a savage, with his waistband still tied around the wild boar's neck, and felt his eyes go dark.
Immediately afterwards, a roar resounded through the sea of clouds in the mountains.
"Chu! Wu! Hui!"
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－
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