"He acted recklessly and led his junior brothers to escape from the human race and went to the East China Sea. After some nonsense, he also opened his mouth to criticize the emperor. I don't know how many consequences he caused. He also went to the wall below Qilin Cliff for a hundred years to quietly recite Huang Ting." Yuanshi Tianzundao.
Although most of the anger is gone, punishment still has to be imposed.
Otherwise, let’s get through this time.
Yuanshi Tianzun can be sure that Huanglong will have a next time.
He could finally see that this bastard was usually submissive, but he was actually very courageous, full of ideas and independent opinions.
Like him in the future, he will never look back on things he believes in.
This time, I didn’t reveal any trouble. I gave two more gifts, starting with a small punishment and a big warning.
You can’t really drive them out.
"Thank you, Master." Huang Long saluted happily and finally got through.
Sure enough, the green tea routine is really effective when dealing with straight men.
It's just a little disgusting.
However, I finally got through it.
Master loves me.
"Next time, I'll break your legs." Yuanshi Tianzun said with a straight face.
"Yes." Huang Long nodded repeatedly and thought to himself, is it just a broken leg?
"Also, don't think that this matter is over simply. The fall of Prince Dong is all due to you. And he is the first male immortal personally conferred by your master. In his future reincarnation, he must join our Sanqing."
"Sir, we can finally explain to your master." Yuanshi Tianzun said.
"So he will be my junior brother in the future?" Huang Long said, is this the reason why Lu Dongbin joined the Human Cult?
"Not only that, when he comes back from reincarnation, he still has a cause and effect to do with you. It will be settled after he is done." Yuanshi Tianzun said.
"Then let's do it again." Huang Long said, Lu Dongbin, by then, he should be a quasi-sage, beating him is just like playing.
Hey~ wait, Lu Dongbin and Huang Long?
Huang Long's mind suddenly stirred, and he remembered several stories.
In myths and legends, Lu Dongbin and Huang Long seem to have a real feud.
There are two opinions.
The first explanation is love dispute.
But they said that Lu Dongbin and Huang Long were both good at women, so they set their sights on Bai Mudan together. Lu Dongbin succeeded first, and he was unrestrained and loved freedom. He fought with the courtesan Bai Mudan all night long for several days and nights. Bai Mudan got her pure yang and practiced it, but was unwilling to commit herself.
The real person Huang Long triggered a series of events, and finally Lu Dongbin killed Huang Long with his sword.
The second legend is a dispute over reason.
Lu Dongbin learned martial arts from Han Zhongli. After studying, he went down the mountain to practice. He met a Zen master Huang Long. They fought with each other. He was beaten by Zen Master Huang Long. Then he got angry and tried to kill Zen Master Huang Long with a flying sword. In the end, he was still taught how to behave.
Even the fairy sword was taken away, and he became a disciple of Huang Long and settled this grudge.
So, to be safe, when I travel to the west, I open a small clone called Zen Master Huanglong. In this way, I can still let Lu Dongbin call me master?
Thinking about the Western essence he had obtained from Zhunti, Huang Long felt that the problem should not be big.
"It's not bad that you have this intention, but you need to practice more diligently. The cultivation of this creature will cause many causes and effects, and once the cause and effect converge, it will eventually cause a calamity. Your attack on Penglai directly led to the death of the male immortal.
Penglai was destroyed, which indirectly caused the twelve demon gods to attack the heaven. Emperor Juntai escaped, changing the situation in the world. If you don't practice well, no one will be able to protect you when the disaster comes." Yuanshi Tianzun said.
"Yes, yes, the disciple must practice diligently." Huang Long said, he still knew this well, and his own magic power was the most reliable.
Although he is not worried that he will die, if the disaster comes, it will be better if he hides in Kunlun Mountain and does not go down.
This time, he is not the protagonist.
"In addition, are you interested in Queen Mother of the West or Xuannv of the Nine Heavens?" Yuanshi Tianzun said.
"Huh?" Huang Long suddenly raised his head and looked at Yuanshi Tianzun in astonishment, "Teacher, what are you talking about?"
You change your painting style a bit quickly.
"The Queen Mother of the West, the body of Shaoyin, is destined to be an emperor and empress. To match her in the future, she must have a supreme destiny. If not, she will be harmed. And she has many causes and effects. For you, it is a disaster rather than a blessing. Jiutian Xuan
Women, although their destiny is slightly inferior, are still sacred and are born by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon. They are born on the ninth stem of the sky. If any Taoist companions in the future do not have enough destiny, they will also perish. Don't indulge in female lust." Yuanshi Tianzun said seriously and thoughtfully.
Tao.
"Teacher, I haven't..." Huang Long wanted to say that he hasn't indulged in female sex yet.
If you are not in the quasi-sage capital, how can you think about falling in love?
At least if you become a quasi-sage, then you can be a little more promiscuous. After all, the quasi-sages in the prehistoric times are also quite promiscuous. Half of the three thousand guests in Zixiao Palace are still alive, but they basically just pull up their crotch like Zulong.
They refused to admit their fault, and many of them entered the stage of heartlessness, and women were like floating clouds.
"Don't be distracted. You are a dragon. It's not surprising that you are like your father. I won't force you as a teacher. If you really can't help it, Jin Ling, Wudang, etc. are all good." Yuanshi Tianzun said.
Huang Long opened his mouth. For a moment, he had thousands of words to say, but he didn't know how to say them?
Co-author, are you doing internal digestion here?
If you had had this idea in the original work, the two religions would not have caused such a big fuss in the future.
Also, have you asked your uncle?
Moreover, forget about being unworthy. According to Jin Ling’s trajectory, it seems that she will become Doumu Yuanjun. This is a group with high qualifications.
And finally, Master, how do you know that your disciple, me, does not have the qualifications to be the Emperor of Heaven?
"Okay, let's go to Qilin Cliff and face the wall." Yuanshi Tianzun said.
"Yes, but Master, there is another magic weapon. I want to put it here with the Master first and ask the Master to keep it." Huang Long said, taking out the God List and the God Whip.
Although there are many limitations to using this thing, the benefits are also obvious!
Can be resurrected!
Just have a name on it.
Even if the soul is beaten to pieces, even the true spirit in the long river of time is wiped out, as long as the list of gods is immortal, it is immortal.
Therefore, after Huanglong thought about it, he wrote the names of himself and the Queen Mother of the West on it.
Just in case.
If something happens to me one day, I can be resurrected.
As for being restrained by the list of gods after resurrection?
What is this compared to death?
Moreover, you can erase your name again!
After that, come again.
Although such a shameless stuck bug can easily be punished by God, if you fix it once or twice, it shouldn't be a big problem.
"Book of Heaven!"
However, when Huang Long took out the God List and the God Whip, Yuanshi Tianzun, who came quickly and calmly, suddenly changed his expression and showed an excited look.
I traveled all over the world and couldn't find the treasure, but it was actually in the hands of my disciple?
Is this God’s will to trick people, or is God’s mercy?
"Yes?" Huang Long said, yes, there are probably many people in Honghuang who know about the Heavenly Book. Doesn't Master know about it?
Yuanshi Tianzun waved lightly and took the list of gods and the beating whip. In fact, he really didn't know. Although he was also concerned about the Penglai battle, Huang Long was fine, so he didn't care much.
Later, Nuwa appeared, and a group of quasi-sages went there, but he didn't go because he already knew about it in advance.
Unexpectedly, I missed it all my life.
This is the Book of Heaven.
Yuanshi Tianzun's gaze touched, and the list of gods shook, filled with the laws of heaven and the pressure of the great avenue.
The so-called heavenly book is the manifestation of the rules of heaven and earth.
Conquer gods with rules.
And his original way also lies in this rule.
Putting one hand on the list of gods, the spiritual light rotated and boundless rules circulated. In Huang Long's hands, the list of gods had always been ordinary and peaceful. When he met Yuanshi Tianzun, he looked at the mung bean like a bastard. He looked at it correctly and trembled with excitement.
Get up, the road roars, and the boundless road flows.
This chapter has been completed!