"Two empresses, please be patient. Today is the birthday of the Golden Mother Empress. It's such a happy day. Why should we make such a big fuss? You should give Pindao some face."
Just when Xihe couldn't step down, Mother Lishan came out at the right time to smooth things over.
Golden Mother, another name for the Queen Mother of the West.
"It's just for the sake of fellow Taoist." When Xihe saw the old lady from Lishan coming out, he also got off the donkey along the slope.
Queen Mother Xi snorted, and for the sake of Old Mother Lishan, she said no more.
"Little friend Huanglong, Taoist friend Xihe, I made a mistake for a while, and I hope you can forgive me," Old Mother Lishan said to Huanglong again.
"Since it is the senior who speaks, there is no problem. I am of the Kunlun lineage, and some monks who only know how to be domineering are naturally different." Huang Long smiled, but did not want to continue to make a fuss. After all, he was facing a quasi-sage. In terms of his true ability, he
I still can't beat him, and Lishan's mother has a good relationship with Taishang Daojun, so I have to give her face.
Xihe's face was as gloomy as water, but he did not explode again, but continued to sit back.
The Queen Mother of the West was very happy after winning the battle, and the fairies presented her with delicacies and the most precious flat peaches in a peach feast.
When all the immortals saw this, they all showed joy on their faces. These female immortals were separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, collected gifts, and came all the way to celebrate their birthdays. In addition to wanting to establish a relationship with the Queen Mother of the West and receive some protection, the most important thing was
Just for this flat peach.
Prolonging life is secondly important, and increasing awareness is the most important.
"The flat peaches are like this every time, there really is nothing new."
It was just a moment of joy when a discordant voice sounded.
Huang Long didn't need to raise his head to know who it was. He squinted and saw, sure enough, it was Xi He again.
She just comes here to cause trouble.
Queen Mother Xi’s brows twitched and her eyes flashed, wondering whether to take action directly and start a fight.
Or Mother Lishan saw that the atmosphere was not right, so she hurriedly came out to be the peacemaker: "Mother of Heaven, what do you mean by these words? This flat peach is a treasure from ancient times. It has innate spiritual roots and is extremely precious. If it weren't for the kindness of the Golden Mother, how could we be so lucky?"
"Friend Taoist, what you said is wrong. No matter how good the food is, what good is it if you keep eating it? Last time, when I celebrated my birthday, the Emperor of Heaven held a grand banquet, where all races celebrated their birthdays, and there was no shortage of delicacies in their mouths.
Dragons, livers, phoenixes and gallbladders are all there, but that’s all. There are also thousands of people offering longevity. I thought that as the head of the female immortals, the Queen Mother of the West should have a more grand birthday, but she didn’t expect that it would be worse than this palace." Xihe shook his head and said.
"Xihe." Queen Mother Xi's face darkened. She offered her longevity to all races, but it was not for you. With your level of cultivation, you still want to be so presumptuous? I'll beat four of you one by one!
"Oh? It seems that I made a slip of the tongue and made the Queen Mother of the West angry. It's my fault. I shouldn't have pointed out the shortcomings of the peach feast." Xihe seemed to realize that he had made a slip of the tongue at this time, and said apologetically, "To make up for it.
, I will summon the four immortals who celebrated my birthday that year to wish the Queen Mother a birthday as an apology."
As he spoke, the golden crown of the sun on Xihe's head shone brightly, and suddenly the clouds moved in all directions, revealing the appearance of four immortals.
The first one has a yellow face with fangs, yellow hair on the top of his head, a gold hoop on his head, and an apricot robe; the second one has a red face with fangs, a red hair on top, a gold hoop on his head, and a scarlet robe.
Taoist robe; the third one has a black face with fangs, black hair on top, wearing a gold hoop to tie his hair, and a Yuan-colored Taoist robe; the fourth one has green face and fangs, green hair on top, a gold hoop to tie his hair, and
Covered in green robes.
All are Daluo Jinxian cultivation bases.
"We meet the Queen of Heaven."
The four immortals appeared and bowed to Xihe. Then they saluted the Queen Mother of the West and said, "We have met the Queen Mother."
The Queen Mother of the West's eyes were gloomy. These four great Luo Jinxian were in charge of the four-spirit clans of dragon, phoenix, turtle and lin respectively.
The four great immortals established for heaven and in charge of all races.
When Xi He celebrated his birthday, the four immortals led thousands of scales, thousands of birds, thousands of beasts, and thousands of beasts to perform dances to celebrate his birthday, which caused a sensation throughout the ancient world.
I have to admit that the Queen Mother of the West is also a little envious.
But what do you mean by letting these guys come now?
It means that Queen Mother Xi’s birthday banquet didn’t even include a good dance, so do we need to borrow it from Xi He?
"What are you still waiting for? Why don't you quickly recruit similar people to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday?" Xihe ordered.
"Yes."
The four immortals summoned their subordinates respectively, summoning thousands of scales, thousands of birds, thousands of beasts, and thousands of beasts. Then they appeared in their original forms, sang and danced, and came to celebrate their birthdays.
The Queen Mother of the West looked angry. Xihe’s birthday banquet was ten thousand, but she only had one thousand. Isn’t the difference clear at a glance?
No wonder I didn’t leave even after being humiliated just now. I was waiting here.
About to break out, the Blue Bird Fairy on the side quickly tried to persuade her, saying that this fallout was just following Xi He's wish, making other fairies think that the empress was narrow-minded and had offended Xi He. In the future, the fairies would not be united and would go against the decree of Taoist ancestors. So, just now
Comfort the Queen Mother of the West.
Queen Mother Xi calmed down her anger for a moment, then looked at Huang Long, ready to sing and dance to win over this little bitch, I will give you whatever you want.
Huang Long nodded slightly, don't worry, I'm here, and then looked at the thousands of beasts dancing in front of him.
First, the True Dragon Immortal transformed into a dragon, and a thousand soldiers behind him turned into fish, dragons, snakes, and pythons, puffing out green mist, swaying in the clouds, and twisting their bodies.
It feels awkward to look at it. The big one is big and the small one is small. They might as well be fish. Although they are small, at least they look good.
Unlike this rehearsed one, which has a good meaning and has almost zero viewing value.
Then the real phoenix immortal transformed into the true form of Qingluan, with bright green wings. A thousand soldiers behind him naturally transformed into birds of various colors. Peacocks, white cranes and magpies flew around the Qingluan, singing gracefully.
It's the best one here, it's quite enjoyable to listen to, and the tune seems to have been composed by someone.
Next is the Great Immortal Zhenlin, who transformed into his true form as a unicorn. A thousand soldiers behind him transformed into a birthday greeting gesture. Tigers, leopards, rhinoceros, elephants, roe deer and elk also danced with him. They also seemed to have a certain appearance, but at this time of selection,
For the sake of celebration, thousands of beasts are gathered together, so there are many natural enemies.
The cat and the mouse dance together, and the mouse wants to dance, but it is also afraid of the cat, hides and steals; the old cat twists its whiskers, and when it smells the smell of the mouse, it wants to dig its claws, but due to the rules, it does not dare to actually eat it
Yes, there is a thief but no courage; the wolf and the rabbit are happy together, the rabbit is lazy and wants to be lazy, but when he sees the big bad wolf, he is so frightened that he trembles all over, dances quickly, uses all his strength, twists and turns, trying to please; and
The big bad wolf's eyes are glowing green. Although he hasn't taken action yet, it is conceivable that when he leaves here, the rabbit will be gone.
But when you look at it horizontally or vertically, it doesn’t look good.
As for the last turtle, it’s okay not to mention it.
A group of people lying on the ground, reluctantly singing, nondescript.
Just making up the numbers.
Huang Long couldn't help but shake his head. The meaning of this song and dance is very good, that all races surrender, so he chose four categories of scales, birds, animals, and thousands of creatures to dance to show that the whole world is celebrating and all races surrender. The core is greater than the outside, but
There’s nothing to comment on except the moral, it’s ugly.
Just like they say that the core of comedy is tragedy, but you can't really pay attention to the outside, just pay attention to the core, and cry from beginning to end.
Looking at Xi He with a proud face, looking around as if he was looking down at the world, and a group of people seemed to be looking at something wonderful, Huang Long couldn't help but shake his head.
A bunch of scum.
After some singing and dancing, Xihe finally waited for these monsters and ghosts, and said with a smile on his face: "A small gift is not a sign of respect. I think Taoist Queen Mother won't find me rude!"
"It's quite abrupt, ugly and unsightly, with a bunch of demons dancing around." Huang Long said directly before the Queen Mother of the West spoke.
Queen Mother Xi's eyes lit up when she heard that, it's you, my mouth!
"Huang Long!" Xi He's eyes flashed with a fierce look, but when he saw Huang Long's face that seemed to have the six characters "Family Master Yuanshi Tianzun" written on it, he could only suppress his anger and mocked, "All races are united.
Hey, I was told by my friends that they are like a group of demons dancing around, so I don’t know what Xikunlun has up its sleeves.”
Huang Long chuckled and said nothing, and then a strong fragrance of flowers hit his nostrils, washing his soul and making him feel so comfortable, as if he were in a fairyland.
To the east, you can see the peach forest in full bloom, with pink petals flying, and the pink peach blossoms blooming brilliantly. The flower soul is ethereal, vaguely condensed into the form of a woman, with a fiery artistic conception, like a shy girl;
Directly in the south, the lotus flowers are fragrant, and the fragrance is clear and elegant. Countless lotus leaves are diffused in the air, and a patch of green seems to be connected to the sky. Suddenly, lotus flowers bloom, clean and high, pure and flawless, emerging from the mud but not stained;
To the west, the sky is filled with gold, the autumn chrysanthemums are solitary, elegant and pleasant, and another wisp of fragrance is misty, left behind and independent, separated from the world. Only the Eastern hedge chrysanthemum can withstand the cold, and the golden millet is more clear at dawn;
Directly in the north, there is heavy snowfall, and the cold plum trees are standing on the branches, with a faint fragrance and elegant, proud and proud. The wind and frost are hard to suppress, noble and cold, the plum trees are three points whiter than the snow, but the snow loses the fragrance of the plum trees.
The flowers of the four seasons bloom together, and then in the center, a precious peony blooms, full of life, extraordinary nobility, the king of flowers, worthy of its name.
Afterwards, osmanthus, crabapple, peony, narcissus, wintersweet, magnolia, rhododendron, orchid, poplar, reed, vine, polygonum, day lily, sunflower, apple blossom, water chestnut, etc., bloomed together.
A hundred flowers are blooming, and the fragrance is astonishing.
At first glance, the fairies who had just been subjected to the chaotic dance of demons couldn't help but light up with joy on their faces. They instinctively thought they looked good.
Immediately afterwards, fairy music played, and the sound was sweet. First, a group of white cranes flew out, elegant and noble, dancing gracefully to celebrate longevity. Unlike the group of demons dancing just now, there is only one clan here, and they have been carefully trained by Huang Long. They are all first-class crane talents and are magnificent.
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There was a song and dance, and then the souls of the flowers surged, and they all turned into beautiful fairies, swaying and dancing, with unparalleled youthfulness.
The male beasts who were in charge of guarding Xikun Road were stunned. Even the birds and beasts that Xi He had summoned, as long as they were men, had gleams in their eyes.
This chapter has been completed!