For a while.
Li Mu didn’t even know what to say.
Maybe people watch too many happy comedies, so modern people have more or less humor in them.
"And"
Xu Jianhua continued, "My wife said that since I am infertile, I can treat the child in her belly as my child. In the future, our family of three will live a good life. She said she believes that I must be a good father."
Li Mu was stunned.
This joke is a bit too much.
It has surpassed the category of comedian and can almost be released during the Spring Festival.
Movie title.
"A Good Dad".
There is no need to contain content, as long as the content is sufficient, the box office will start at least 2 billion.
"Thinking about me, Xu Jianhua, I basically have no three views, but after hearing my wife's words, my three views are still shattered."
Xu Jianhua chuckled and said, "It's not just me. Didn't you see Wang Qixian's expression at that time? It was as wonderful as if he had seen a ghost in the daytime. His mouth was so open that he could eat people. After leaving the police station, Wang Qixian said to me, "Xu Jianhua, you
It has opened my eyes. I didn’t expect that your wife is like learning electric welding. It just blinded my eyes." They say that the 21st world is short of talents. Where is the lack? There are obviously talents everywhere."
Speaking.
Xu Jianhua sighed and said, "I am willing to pay for my mistakes. I don't regret any of the decisions I have made, and I don't doubt my perspective on people. She is not a good woman. I have known this for a long time. After all, I am willing to pay for it."
How can a woman who marries an old man like me be a good woman? She can do it because of money or to live a prosperous life, but why the hell do you push me when she has nothing to do!? I, Xu Jianhua, have a messy personal relationship, but I have never done any harm.
No one has ever met any woman I met in a nightclub who didn’t come to me with the purpose of making a fortune. I have never done anything dirty like forcing drugging, but this time I called him
What the hell!?"
At this time.
Xu Jianhua's cell phone rang.
After he got through.
After a while, he put down his phone with a strange look on his face.
"The trouble is here again"
Xu Jianhua gritted his teeth and said.
"What?"
Li Mu held back his laughter and asked.
"My ex-ex-wife called me and told me that she was pregnant. She was already two months pregnant. She said she was mine and asked me to take responsibility."
Xu Jianhua said angrily, "Damn it, it's all up to me. Knowing that I have money, they all want to cut a piece of flesh off me."
"What if it's really yours!?"
For the first time, Li Mu discovered that Xu Jianhua's crimes were far more ruthless than his own, and they were particularly bloody.
"Don't be ridiculous"
Xu Jianhua glanced at Li Mu and said, "Although I called her out some time ago and secretly dated her twice, I dare to insist that the child is definitely not mine. My infertility has reached an airtight level. Don't
Speaking of fish that slipped through the net, there is no way there is even a dead shrimp, so my ex-wife must be fooling around with some man after the divorce. Now that she can't find him, she plans to find me to take over. Li Mu, you said, I look like this
Are you stupid?"
"..."
This question.
Li Mu is hard to answer.
Because the wrinkles at the corners of Xu Jianhua's eyes have already shown that he has been out of Sha Baitian's age group for 20 or 30 years.
"Forget it"
Xu Jianhua twisted the tea cup, took a sip of water, and said, "Since she is willing to come over, I can't pretend that I don't know anything. I will invite her to the hotel tonight to rekindle the old relationship. I haven't seen her for a month or two, and she still has it."
I really miss you. Speaking of which, like you, I am more emotional and have a good character of nostalgia."
Speaking.
Xu Jianhua made a gesture of slitting his throat and said, "If there is a mistake in killing, there will be no mercy. If you say "kill", I will book a hotel now. Damn it, put it to my mouth. There is no reason not to swallow it."
"You are such a scumbag"
Li Mu commented.
"No explanation"
Xu Jianhua smiled and waved his hand and said, "By the way, when will you hold the wedding!? I have to prepare and give you a big red envelope then."
"Not held"
Li Mu shook his head and said, "Just treat the two immediate family members to a meal tomorrow."
"What do you mean?"
Xu Jianhua said with a surprised look on his face.
"literal meaning"
Li Mu replied with a smile.
"Don't!"
Xu Jianhua said, "What is a marriage without a marriage? Li Mu, let me tell you, don't not give a woman a wedding just to save some money. Once you do this, the woman will definitely feel that the marriage is incomplete. In the future,
Something big will happen. Listen to me and give her a perfect wedding so that she can feel your sincerity. Women care about this sense of ceremony."
"My wife requested it herself"
Li Mu explained.
"..."
Xu Jianhua was startled and then asked, "Really?"
"Otherwise!?"
Li Mu spread his hands and said.
"Ask a question"
Xu Jianhua hurriedly asked, "Does your wife have a sister? If you don't have a sister, a sister is fine. If you don't have anything, your mother-in-law doesn't matter! Is she widowed!?"
"Get out"
Li Mu laughed and cursed.
In fact, Li Mu still admires Xu Jianhua.
Having encountered so many bad things in life, he still lives a free and easy life. People like him have indeed lived a life that many people envy.
No big deal.
There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.
"If you have something to do tomorrow, then your assistant, I will help you interview"
Xu Jianhua suddenly became excited.
"Don't never be married, and don't never have children."
Li Mu put forward his request and said, "I want a woman with a happy marriage and a happy family. If she is a man, you should recruit her according to Xiaoma's standards. By the way, are you really not going to give me Xiaoma!?"
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"Do you want your ex-wife?"
Xu Jianhua was not angry and said, "We can go together tonight"
"..."
Li Mu jumped out of the way.
This old boy really has no bottom line. If you make such a joke with him, you won't be afraid of being struck by lightning.
Evening.
Li Mu returned home.
Teacher Zhou, who was wearing a light pink dress, had already prepared the food. When she saw Li Mu coming back, a warm smile appeared on her lips.
Shallow.
With the light of happiness.
Li Mu stepped forward with a smile, put his arm around Teacher Zhou's waist, raised his head and touched her soft cheek.
Newlyweds.
Never get tired of it.
"You have three children, you should also pay attention to the impact"
Su Xiaoxiao was sitting on the sofa, applying scar removal condensate to her arm, while rolling her eyes and saying, "Li Xiaomu, I will wash off my tattoo for you, how are you going to repay me!?"
"You are not doing it for me, but for yourself"
Li Mu opened his mouth and said, "Like the big flower on your arm, even a better family will not allow you to come in. Su Xiaoxiao, let me tell you! Things like going to nightclubs, getting tattoos, drinking, smoking, these things look very...
Cool, in fact, is not difficult at all. You can do it at any time as long as you want to do it. What is real coolness!? It should be those things that are not easy to do, such as reading, exercising, going to bed early and getting up early, respecting your elders, and then learning what you don’t understand.
field, just like when you write novels, although the content you write is a mess and has no logic at all, I still think you are cool now. As long as you persist, I believe that one day, you will become that..."
"Great God"
Su Xiaoxiao corrected and said.
"Yes"
Li Mu nodded in agreement and said, "This is the great god. If you take steps every day, as time goes by, a road to success will stretch out from under your feet. I am not afraid of you stepping into a field you don't understand, but I am afraid that you will persevere."
Can't help it, the saddest thing in this world is to give up halfway, and the most commendable thing is to persist, persist, keep persisting. Just write if you like it. It doesn't matter if not many people read it. If someone says you can't write well, use
Don't worry about the vicious words hurting you, because this world has a certain pattern. Before you become that... great god, all you see and hear is just the grain of sand in your shoe. Their existence
The function is nothing more than sharpening your will and believing in yourself, you are the best in the world."
"By saying so much, does it mean you don't plan to buy me a new mobile phone!?"
Su Xiaoxiao's airway.
Li Mu took out his cell phone, waved it in front of Su Xiaoxiao, and said, "Even if it's broken like this, I still use it. The purpose of a cell phone is to facilitate communication between you and others. It has no additional value at all."
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"Little Mom Zhou"
Su Xiaoxiao ignored Li Mu, turned to Teacher Zhou, raised her chin, and said, "Did you hear that? Your phone is broken, and Li Xiaomu doesn't plan to replace it for you. He is so stingy that it even bleeds."
……
This chapter has been completed!