In the tea room.
Xu Jianhua pinched a dozen wolfberries from the packaging bag and threw them into the cup. Then he opened the longan bag, peeled a few dried longans and soaked them together.
Pairing longan and wolfberry.
It can not only nourish the kidneys, but also make you look good. It is the best tonic for middle-aged men.
"What happened today?"
After Xu Jianhua made the wolfberry longan tea, he leaned on the table, peeled off a dried longan and threw it in his mouth. He smiled and said, "You actually asked a little girl to write a thousand-word self-reflection. This is not like your usual style of doing things. By the way, I'm going out at noon."
I was doing errands and I saw you taking your son to a small roadside restaurant for dinner."
"Huh?"
Li Mu looked at Xu Jianhua in confusion.
"Didn't I tell you?"
Xu Jianhua said, "Don't go to roadside restaurants. You should go to Western restaurants. Only in this way will the women outside be willing to feel your kidneys nourished by red wine and foie gras, and taste Lafite's lips. If you can't make money,
That’s it, why bother living such an ordinary life when your monthly salary is so high?”
"Haha"
Li Mu smiled and did not answer.
He and Xu Jianhua have different values.
There are also obvious differences in love emotions.
According to Xu Jianhua's thinking, if a man has money, he should go out to spend time, go out to cause harm, and go out to give opportunities to those women who love vanity.
Spending time all day cooking, taking care of children, and doing housework are all things only men with no money can do.
Li Mu is rich.
Although he is not as rich as a rich man, his monthly salary plus year-end bonus is enough to meet the demands of multiple women.
"Li Mu"
Xu Jianhua continued to advise, "Listen to my advice, go out and learn something bad, don't live like a 70 or 80-year-old man every day. Tonight I made an appointment with my wife's best friend to sing at KTV. You come with me, and it happens to be my wife's best friend."
Several other girlfriends will also come over. They are all good-looking, and each of them is a white-collar worker with a serious job. They are very clean. After singing, you can take them to get some supper and buy some small gifts for you.
Now, with your appearance and temperament, you can’t take away all of them, but at least you can take one or two to the hotel to applaud, man!? When you have money, you have to become bad. Only when you become bad can you know how infatuated those scumbags are.”
"..."
Li Mu was speechless.
Xu Jianhua has a wide range of hobbies. He likes to fall in love with his wife’s best friend and make friends with his wife’s best friend’s best friend.
At work.
He also likes to instill his unhealthy ideas into Li Mu.
It seems that I have to drag him, a good family man, into the sea and swim together.
"I'm not telling you, men can't continue unchanged, they have to learn to live in a different way"
Xu Jianhua spoke earnestly like a talkative old woman, "Otherwise, even the female ghost in the mass graves won't like you. If you want to become bad, you have to be more thorough. It's best to be so bad that it oozes pus. This is the only way to be like this in the mass graves."
Only a female ghost would look for you in the middle of the night."
"Don't look for me"
Li Mu took a sip of tea and replied calmly, "I can just look for you."
"You still don't understand what I mean"
Xu Jianhua quickly explained, "I mean, if you take out the money, the female ghost will fall madly in love with you."
Li Mu stopped talking.
Staring straight at Xu Jianhua.
Trying to tell from his face whether he was joking or explaining something seriously.
But after watching it for a long time, Xu Jianhua looked sincere.
He is so sincere that it seems that he will not become a Buddha if he does not persuade this good man to fall into the water.
"Why are you looking at me?"
Xu Jianhua was puzzled by Li Mu and said, "Did I say something wrong!? A man without money will be thrown away as garbage even if he gives his heart to a woman. Once he has money, he will come home after being tired and find his wife has eaten.
Even if she doesn't do it, she won't dare to talk back even if she scolds her, and she will say "I'll do it right away." Therefore, a rich man must be a bit bad. Only when you are bad can you see a woman's deep affection and perseverance.
A slap will not cause divorce, it will only cause care and endless consideration."
"Can you answer a question for me?"
Li Mu did not struggle with Xu Jianhua about the female ghost.
After all, everyone has different teachers. Maybe when Xu Jianhua was in school, the teacher who taught him Chinese classes was a paranormal enthusiast.
Influenced by teachers.
As an adult, Xu Jianhua naturally has special feelings for female ghosts.
"What?"
Xu Jianhua frowned and said.
"What makes your love emotions so twisted?"
Li Mu asked.
"Get out"
Xu Jianhua laughed and cursed, saying, "I think you are a good person, so I am willing to reach out to save you, a fool. If it were another person, I wouldn't even look at it. To be honest, I feel sorry for you, brother, just tell me!"
?I don’t drink or smoke. I go to school to pick up my son immediately after work, but my wife runs away. I shouldn’t.”
"..."
Li Mu shook his head helplessly.
The resentment towards Hu Li deepened in my heart.
"So you listen to my brother's advice, go out and be a scumbag to those women outside. They like money, so just spend it on them. If you really feel that it goes against your principles as a person, just spend a long-term one. The price is not expensive, one month.
It only costs 10,000 to 20,000 yuan, and if you are good in appearance, it only costs 30,000 to 40,000 yuan. Since you can’t get deep love if you are affectionate, then just be a happy little Neptune.”
The end.
Xu Jianhua solemnly patted Li Mu on the shoulder.
Then I looked around and found no one.
Then she lowered her head and whispered in his ear, "Last time I heard my wife's best friend complain that the work was too tiring and the salary was too low. She wanted to find a job with high salary and easy work. She is very beautiful and has a good body.
It’s also very popular, how about it? Do you need your brother to introduce it to you!? Two to thirty thousand, five hundred thousand a month to help you have a baby, not about love, only about making money."
Li Mu's eyes widened with a surprised expression.
Xu Jianhua felt happy.
He suddenly felt that his efforts were not in vain, as he finally pulled a young man out of the quagmire.
Since then.
He will not be the only scumbag in the company.
But there is another more youthful and energetic seahorse.
It also means that from now on, he will never feel lonely in the company again, because he has a brother who has the same views on love, values, thoughts, and life.
"Don't worry, this is not that you have become worse, but that you have become better."
Xu Jianhua turned into an emotional mentor and continued, "You have provided a high-quality position for a young and beautiful woman, and you have also contributed to the country's population. What is even more valuable is that you have also driven the market economy, creating new opportunities for more people in disguise."
I got a job opportunity, you! You are a good person”
Li Mu trembled all over.
The whole figure was fed two large bowls of poisonous chicken soup.
I can’t even say a word that is too poisonous.
Especially the last sentence "You! You are a good person" gave Li Mu a disgusting feeling like poisonous chicken soup mixed with dog's blood.
Shake off Xu Jianhua's hand on his shoulder.
Li Mu picked up the water cup next to the water dispenser and quickly moved away.
He couldn't listen anymore.
Xu Jianhua's words were too confusing. If he was allowed to continue talking, Li Mu could not guarantee that his will would not be shaken and he would choose to provide bed work for others.
"You can't do anything wrong when you're young, you have to be a good man, you have a stupid head! It's hopeless"
Looking at Li Mu’s figure leaving quickly,
Xu Jianhua shook his head secretly and sighed helplessly.
This chapter has been completed!