If two petite and cute girls fell from the sky on their balcony, most men and some women would probably shout lucky.
However, I, Kamijou Touma’s answer is - unfortunately!
(Xiao Ai: Our answer is - God! Give us two petite and cute loli!)
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Japan, Tokyo, Academy City
Today is another hot day.
In the student dormitory marked with the word "Kamijo", a student with a short hair was suffocated by the rising indoor temperature due to the sun.
It was obviously an air-conditioned room, but this student did not turn on the air conditioner, but instead endured the high temperature.
The reason is that there is a problem with the power grid in the student dormitory and there is a power outage.
And if we want to go a little deeper, the student named Kamijou Touma also bears a certain responsibility for this blackout. In other words, it can be seen that this is his own fault.
Last night, Kamijou Touma not only failed to save the gangster who was trying to strike up a conversation with a lv5, but he also accidentally or inevitably got entangled with this lv5.
After neutralizing several attacks at level 5, Kamijou Touma spoke some truths about himself in a more serious tone.
However, in the end, it resulted in reciprocity from the other party, which resulted in an angry lightning strike from the other party. Therefore, the power outage was due to this reason.
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Kamijou Touma was holding the phone at this time.
"Kamijo-chan, the little idiot's tutoring is about to begin."
After listening to the childish voice on the phone, Touma sighed.
"Unfortunately!"
Yes, in some ways, Touma is indeed very unfortunate.
Due to the power outage, all the food in the refrigerator was destroyed. I wasted the emergency food carelessly. In the end, unfortunately, at this critical moment, I broke my bank card.
So, in order to change his mood, Touma planned to take advantage of the wonderful weather to dry his quilt in the sun.
During the course of the action, Touma also stepped on a piece of bread that, although it looked glorious on the surface, was already full of corruption on the inside.
"The sky is obviously so blue, but the future is so gloomy."
Reciting a famous phrase that he heard somewhere, Touma held the quilt with both hands and opened the glass door of the balcony with his feet.
"By the way, it won't rain suddenly after a while... huh?"
Touma, who has always prided himself on being unfortunate, has now begun to envision bad situations that will happen in the future.
However, before he could expand on this idea, Touma's eyes were attracted by two objects hanging on the balcony railing.
Touma first looked at the white mass among them.
"Hey, it's already exposed?"
Then he looked at the black mass next to him.
"Did my family ever have a black quilt?"
Immediately afterwards, Touma's eyes began to quickly move between two objects, one white and one black.
"That... ugh?! ugh?! ugh!!!"
Kamijou's quilt (real) slipped from Touma's hands.
It wasn't until Touma saw it clearly just now that the thing hanging on his balcony was not a quilt... it was a girl... it wasn't two quilts... it was two girls...
"Girls? Why are they in a place like this? And why are there two?"
Touma felt very confused about the situation in front of him.
"This costume... are both nuns?"
At this point, Touma swallowed and looked more carefully at the faces of the two girls hanging on the balcony.
"Looks like a foreigner..."
The black one had blond hair, and the white one had aqua blue hair. Touma temporarily judged their identities based on their appearance.
Since both of them look very petite in size, we will use "only" instead here for the time being.
At this time, the white one slowly opened its eye.
"I'm... I'm hungry."
He spoke softly.
"ah?"
"hungry."
When Touma made a confused sound, the white one repeated what he just said again in conjunction with the abdominal rumbling.
"What did you say?"
Unfortunately, Touma's head hadn't turned around yet, and he didn't understand the meaning of the white one.
"I am hungry."
The white one took the trouble to repeat it, and it seems that it is quite persistent in this point.
"Japanese?"
Touma stepped back slightly in surprise. He didn't expect that this guy who looked like a foreigner would actually speak standard Japanese as soon as he spoke.
"Paji..."
On the way back, Touma stepped on the bread that was shiny on the outside but seriously spoiled on the inside.
"Damn, what a bad luck."
At this moment, the black one seemed to wake up.
"This is... Kamijou Touma?"
A pair of light blue eyes first scanned the surroundings, and finally settled on Touma, who had retreated into the room.
"Huh? Well, have we met before?"
Because of the precedent, Touma would no longer be surprised that a foreigner could speak standard Japanese.
Although the other party called out his name right away, it was a pity that he had no impression of her at all. Besides, it would be impossible for him to forget a foreign woman with such a delicate and beautiful appearance once he met her once.
"No."
The black one gave Touma an unexpected but also expected answer.
"I said, I'm hungry."
Obviously, he was unhappy that he was ignored, so the white one yelled loudly. The content was still hunger, and it was really quite persistent.
"Well... in this case, you wouldn't say that you fell here while passing by, right?"
Before dealing with the white one's request, Touma thought it would be better to ask some questions first.
"It can also be said that it's a fall on the road."
"Downed."
The white one and the black one gave two different answers respectively.
"Well, if you can give me a full meal, I will be very happy."
After that, the white one showed a very natural smile like a small animal praying for food.
'Let her live a happy life far away.'
With this in mind, Touma picked up the spoiled bread that had been completely crushed by some evil intentions.
"Is this ok?"
After looking at the white one, he confirmed that the one in Touma's hand was indeed food.
"Thank you, I'm welcome."
"Ah" opened his mouth.
I bit it down with a "Woo" sound... along with the bread packaging bag and Touma's left hand holding the bread...
"ah!"
Immediately, Touma's screams echoed in the dormitory building.
Facing what was happening in front of him, the black one just watched quietly from beginning to end.
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"Delicious."
At this time, the white one was devouring a large plate of chowder.
"That's it. In order to help me recover from my fatigue, you did it as if nothing had happened. You are so considerate!"
"laugh……"
Hearing these words, the black one quickly covered its mouth with its cuffs. But it still didn't have time to make a sound.
Touma on the other side broke out in a cold sweat.
"You don't have to force yourself to eat it. It's a disgusting dish made by a boy like this..."
"It doesn't taste bad at all... Is this the food you cooked for me for free? How could it not taste good?"
The white one failed to understand the hidden meaning in Touma's words, and instead showed a grateful expression.
"laugh……"
The black one made a sound again.
Immediately afterwards, the black one made a cross on his chest in front of Touma. Then his light blue eyes stared at Touma.
'She must mean, 'Sinner! Repent!' Ah! She knows it all. She thinks both of them have the same lack of common sense!'
Facing the black gaze, Touma swallowed hard and looked at the white one who was still devouring a dish made from a pile of spoiled ingredients.
"I can go to hell alone!"
Feeling conscious of his conscience, Touma snatched the dinner plate and swallowed it in big gulps.
Within a few seconds, there was another unlucky guy in the world who almost died from food poisoning.
But the white one failed to understand Touma's intentions, and showed a very dissatisfied expression because his food was robbed.
"Hahahaha..."
The black one couldn't hold it back anymore and laughed loudly.
This chapter has been completed!