Chapter 380 What a hard shit!

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 I don’t know how long it took, but Zhong Wen finally recovered from the indescribable emotions and suddenly asked: "Brother Long, you haven’t had sex for so long. If you eat us again, wouldn’t it be even more uncomfortable?"

"The fun of dragon life for our dragon clan is food and sex." Earth Dragon said plausibly, "I am the only dragon clan left here. I have no chance to have sex, and I have nothing to eat or drink. If I still can't get the little ones that come in occasionally,

What’s the point of living if the insects fight against each other?”

Hearing what Di Long said casually, Zhong Wen suddenly felt a sense of desolation in his heart. After being stunned for a long time, he suddenly said: "What Brother Long said is absolutely true. If I were in your position, you would never let me go."

Own."

"You little bug, you are really interesting." The pain in the eyes of the earth dragon has not yet dissipated, and its long tail kept slapping the ground, as if trying to suppress his emotions, "I am really reluctant to kill you.

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"Brother Long, as the younger brother said just now, I am a doctor." Zhong Wen said loudly, "Let me take a look at it for you. Maybe I can solve your pain."

When Dilong heard this, a trace of hesitation flashed in his eyes, and he was silent for a long time.

"Brother Long, with your strength, even if you stand there and let me attack you, you won't be harmed at all." Zhong Wen said calmly, "It's just a look. What's the harm? If you are cured by me, you will be healed in the future."

Wouldn’t it be nice not to have to endure this kind of pain anymore?”

"What conditions do you have?" Dilong was extremely intelligent, knowing that there is no free lunch in the world, and instantly realized that Zhong Wen must have something up his sleeve.

"I just hope Brother Long can let her live." Zhong Wen pointed at Ning Jie's graceful figure not far away and said sincerely, "I will do my best to help Brother Long get rid of the pain."

The light in Dilong's eyes flickered, as if he was engaged in a fierce psychological struggle.

Zhong Wen stared at Earth Dragon's huge mountain-like body, clenching his hands into fists, his palms wet with cold sweat.

I don’t know how long it took, but Earth Dragon seemed to have figured out something, and suddenly said in a thunderous voice: "If you can get rid of this disease in me, I will let you two bugs out of the valley."

"Brother Long, are you serious about what you said?" Zhong Wen couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard this.

"If you can really cure this problem, I will naturally not be indifferent." The Earth Dragon Monster said with a smile, "You two little bugs have a deep relationship. If you let one go and kill the other, the one who is alive will be killed."

You must try your best to seek revenge on me. If you damage the environment here, wouldn't I be in great trouble? It's better to let them all go. Remember my kindness, and maybe you can keep the secrets here."

This is a truly highly intelligent creature!

Zhong Wen couldn't help but marvel at the emotions and thinking abilities displayed by Earth Dragon, and he didn't feel like he was interacting with a spirit at all.

"Brother Long, please rest assured that I will keep secret what I see and hear here." He vowed, "I will never let any other bugs disturb your purity."

"Don't be too happy too soon." A hint of ferocity appeared in Dilong's eyes, "If it can't be cured, you two will spend the rest of your lives in my belly."

"In order to survive, I should do my best." Zhong Wen laughed, jumped up, and landed next to Ning Jie.

"Zhong Wen, what are you talking about?" Ning Jie was surprised and couldn't help but wonder when she saw that the beast that was so vicious not long ago suddenly started talking and laughing with Zhong Wen.

"Brother Long is feeling a little unwell, so he made an agreement with my little brother that as long as his old illness can be cured, he will let us leave the valley." Zhong Wen replied with a relaxed look.

"Are you sure?" Ning Jie asked with concern.

"My little brother is the best doctor in the world." Zhong Wen chuckled, "Sister, please wait here for a while while I go to diagnose it."

After saying that, he flashed quickly and suddenly appeared next to Earth Dragon, looking around this huge creature.

After making the agreement, Dilong seemed to be very relieved and allowed Zhong Wen to touch his body here and there, without worrying that this weak insect would do anything untoward.

As time passed, Zhong Wen's expression gradually became serious.

He finally realized that he had been a little blindly confident before. The body structure of the earth dragon was completely beyond his understanding of living things. Not to mention healing, even if he wanted to sense the situation in its body, there was no way to do it.

Is it really God who wants to kill me?

A deep sense of powerlessness quietly surged into my heart.

After groping wildly, Zhong Wen finally arrived at the location of the Dilongju Gate.

"Huh?"

Holding back the discomfort in his heart, he looked behind Di Long intently. At this glance, he felt greatly surprised.

Export?

Why is it solid?

If there is no hole, where should the excrement go out?

The scene in front of him was very different from what he expected. Driven by curiosity, Zhong Wen forgot about his nausea for a moment and couldn't help but take two steps and get closer to observe carefully.

Unexpectedly, Earth Dragon's vagina did not smell as expected. Just like the dragon rock iron in the pit, it actually gave people a very clean feeling.

After looking at the area where the "hole" should have been for a long time, Zhong Wen suddenly felt enlightened and felt like he couldn't laugh or cry.

This disease really doesn’t require any medical skills!

After figuring out the problem, he couldn't help but sigh secretly.

It turns out that it is not that there is no anus door behind Dilong, but the exit is firmly blocked from the inside out by a piece of dragon rock iron that is so large that the edge cannot be seen. From a distance, it is impossible to identify the existence of the cave entrance.

Perhaps this piece of "excrement" is too big, and its volume far exceeds the area of ​​the hole, causing a serious traffic jam, so that the "excrement" behind it cannot be discharged. Over the years, it has caused damage to the passage in the body of the earth dragon.

The pressure was increasing, and the texture of Longyan Iron was too hard. Every attack was like giving birth to a dragon cub, and the pain was heartbreaking. No matter how hard the Earth Dragon tried, he could not achieve the "giant shit" until he was born.

It made it miserable and almost ready to collapse.

"Brother Long, your problem is quite simple." Zhong Wen stretched out his right hand, and a long black knife appeared out of thin air in his palm. He said lightly, "It's just that some channels are not smooth. When I open it for you, we will Can be restored to its original state.”

"Oh?" Dilong was delighted and asked quickly, "Can you do it?"

"Brother Long, I may need to use some brute force." Zhong Wen waved the dragon-slaying knife in his hand, "But you don't have to worry, I'm very skillful and will never hurt your body."

"You can do whatever you want." Earth Dragon said nonchalantly, "As long as it can solve my problem, it doesn't matter even if you hurt some flesh."

"I am coming!"

Zhong Wen nodded, raised the dragon-slaying knife in his hand, activated the "Five Yuan Magic", shouted loudly, and stabbed the huge dragon rock iron blocking the mouth of the earth dragon.

"when!"

The dragon-slaying knife struck the iron surface of the dragon rock and made a loud noise. Zhong Wen felt a powerful counter-shock force coming from the knife. His right arm went numb and he almost let go of the dragon-slaying knife.

Taking a closer look, the Longyan Iron blocking behind Dilong was intact, with not even a single crack on the surface.

Such hard shit!

Zhong Wen couldn't help but be shocked when he saw that the sharpest dragon-slaying knife in his hand couldn't do anything to this piece of dragon rock iron.

"How's it going?" Dilong asked expectantly.

"Well..." Zhong Wen scratched his head and explained awkwardly, "I just tried my hand at it, and then I will start the real treatment."

"Don't be in a hurry, just take your time." Dilong showed extraordinary patience, "This problem has been tormenting me for half a century, so it won't take much longer than this."

Zhong Wen calmed down and raised the dragon-slaying knife again. His body was full of momentum and purple smoke was rising, like an immortal.

A terrifying and unique aura emanated from the blade and quickly spread to the surroundings.

This aura was colorless and invisible, yet mysterious and domineering. Even Ning Jie in the distance felt a faint tremor in her heart, and she had an inexplicable feeling of danger.

He has actually grown to this point!

Thinking back to the time when they first met, Zhong Wen was just a little Earth Wheel rookie. Later, when they reunited at Wen Dao Academy, he had already advanced to the Heaven Wheel. Now that they met again, he had become a spiritual master, able to compete with the Dark Master. A top powerhouse like the master of the third hall of the temple was constantly fighting, and his progress was so fast that it was almost unheard of. While Ning Jie was amazed, she couldn't help but feel a dreamlike and unreal feeling.

Her water-cut eyes stared longingly at Zhong Wen's majestic figure, holding the sword high and standing proudly. Her heart was filled with ripples. In addition to her admiration, she actually felt a sense of pride for no reason.

"Shatter the Void!"

Faced with Long Yan Tie, who was so hard that he had no friends, Zhong Wen finally stopped holding back. At the same time, he activated the "Five Yuan Magic" and "Purple Qi Donglai", and used the Holy Spirit-level peerless sword technique "Shattering the Void", threatening The unrivaled power of space slashed hard at the huge dragon rock iron blocking the entrance of Dilong Ju.

In order to cure constipation, you may be left with "chrysanthemums" for a period of time.

Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Some things will pass if you endure them.

I'm sorry, Brother Long!

Zhong Wen secretly said in his heart, sparing no effort with his hands, and displayed this "shattering void" style to the fullest. The huge power of space did not appear in the air, but was condensed on the blade surface by him, in order to Maximize the lethality of spiritual skills.

"when!"

Along with the sound of gold and iron clashing, came Zhong Wen's expression of disbelief and deep despair.

The power of space that frightened the world just touched Longyan Iron, and disappeared without a trace like a mud cow entering the sea, without exerting even half of its power.

Without the blessing of the power of space, this move "Shattering the Void" is no different from a flat slash. The blade struck the dragon rock iron, but it still failed to cause even a little bit of damage. However, the powerful rebound force almost knocked Zhong Wen down. The tiger's mouth cracked.

Looking at the motionless dragon rock iron behind Dilong, Zhong Wen's face was full of disappointment, his eyes were blank, he was about to cry without tears, and he fell into a long silence.

You can't even split a dragon's shit, but you still have the nerve to call it a dragon-slaying knife!

After a long time, he suddenly threw the dragon-slaying knife to the ground, kicked it hard, and then reluctantly took out the Yitian Sword and struck at the extremely tenacious dragon rock iron again.

"Flying Fairy from Heaven!"

"Wan Jian! Return to the clan!"

"The stars are falling!"



A tug-of-war between man and shit begins!


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