Looking at Wang Tiechui and others with flattering smiles on their faces and eyes full of hope, Zhong Wen had black lines on his head and started his barbecue career speechlessly.
I have gone through life and death, and finally cultivated to the level of a Taoist spiritual master, but I still have to help a few farmers barbecue over and over again!
There are five! Men! People!
His teeth were gritting loudly, and he wished that one of them could kick these five rural youths who looked like brown sugar directly across the border and into the territory of the Chi tribe.
calm down!
It’s just barbecue. I usually do a lot more work in the mountains, so it’s no big deal!
They are ordinary people and hard-working farmers!
Farmers... farmers... what do you mean?
Yes, farmers are the disseminators of Chinese culture...the bearers of the historical process...the contributors to reform and opening up...
Inviting farmer brothers to a meal is the consciousness we should have!
Huh~huh~huh~huh~
His chest rose and fell, he took several deep breaths in succession, and continued to perform self-hypnosis in his mind. He tried hard to suppress the many emotions in his heart, and reluctantly handed over the roasted lamb leg in his hand.
"Many, thank you Master!"
Smelling the rich and tangy aroma of meat, Wang Tiechui narrowed his eyes and moved his head closer with a smile to express his closeness.
However, the sudden approach of such an unkempt, sweaty grown man was undoubtedly a disaster for Zhong Wen's senses.
"Don't call me Master!" Smelling the strange smell that hit his nostrils, he leaned back slightly unconsciously and frowned, "How long has it been since you took a shower?"
"Take a bath?" Wang Tiechui was stunned, raised his sleeve to his nose and smelled it, with a proud look on his face and said, "I just took a shower more than ten days ago!"
"Ten days..." Zhong Wen's face suddenly darkened, "Don't you feel uncomfortable?"
"Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Wang Tiechui looked confused. He didn't understand why Zhong Wen was so angry. "I always take a bath once every six months, and it's only been more than ten days. Why do I feel so uncomfortable?"
Zhong Wen: "..."
"Tie Hammer, you don't understand." Zhang Bangbang, who seemed to notice Zhong Wen's displeasure, quickly smoothed things over and said, "Gods love to be clean. Maybe they have to take a bath once a month.
How can we be as slovenly as we are?"
Zhong Wen: "..."
These are all second-rate goods that escaped from somewhere!
He had the urge to take Shen Xiaowan away and abandon Wang Tiechui and others in the snow of northern Xinjiang. However, this place was located on the front line of the battlefield. If he was allowed to fend for himself, with the combat power of five people with zero cultivation, they would definitely be defeated.
There is no hope of survival at all.
Just watching innocent people die at the hands of the invaders, and one of them even wanted to become his disciple, Zhong Wen couldn't bear it, and for a moment he didn't know how to deal with these five funny people.
"That's it." Wang Tiechui suddenly realized, and he was convinced by Zhang Bangbang's words, "You are still smart and able to understand the truth. If you want to come to the gods to take a bath, you are much more diligent than me."
"How uncomfortable does it look with such unkempt hair?" Zhong Wen didn't know how to complain, so he just weakly persuaded, "Hurry up and clean it up!"
After saying that, he suddenly slapped a palm on the ground, and his spiritual power manifested in his chest as three small suns emitting scorching heat, slowly sinking into the thick snow.
"Gudong~Gudong~"
But for a moment, the originally flat snow suddenly sunk downwards. During this time, the snow melted and the steam steamed, turning into a steaming "hot spring".
"Sure enough, it's a method that only gods can use!"
Zhang Bangbang and others looked at the steaming water spring in front of them, their eyes widened, their mouths opened wide, and their expressions were startled and startled, which looked quite funny.
In fact, compared to slaughtering thousands of troops with one sword, using spiritual skills to create a small "hot spring" is so commonplace nowadays that it is not worth mentioning at all.
However, cultivators are superior to others, so how can anyone on ordinary days be willing to use spiritual skills as life skills? At the same time, the five of them had preconceived concepts in their minds, and seeing this novel scene, they became more and more certain that Zhong Wen was an immortal with great supernatural powers.
"Speed up!" Zhong Wen casually got hot water and ordered the five of them lukewarmly. He then pulled Shen Xiaowan and ran away for a distance, fearing that the girl would accidentally see some "landscapes that are prone to needle holes".
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"Woo~hu~"
Listening to the heartless play and slapstick of the five rural youths behind him, Zhong Wen rubbed his brows, inexplicably feeling the fatigue of taking care of a child.
The five "geniuses" worked hard in the hot water for a long time before they climbed ashore still unsatisfied and put on their still dirty coarse cloth clothes, but the smell of their bodies finally improved a lot.
"Give your hair and beard a good trim."
Zhong Wen, who returned again, glanced at the five people who were clean, a trace of satisfaction flashed in his eyes, and casually threw a long black knife in front of Wang Yutou, "I will not be mistaken for a beggar in the future."
Ruffian, can't find a place to live."
Why am I so easy on a strange man?
While he was teaching the five young men, he was secretly complaining about himself, completely unaware of how strange it was for ordinary people to use a dragon-slaying knife for haircuts and shaving.
"Yes, yes." Wang Yutou picked up the dragon-slaying knife in a daze, and without saying a word, he came behind Zhang Bangbang and raised his hand to cut it.
"I'm going to go, Taro, what are you doing?" Zhang Bangbang was startled when he saw him waving a big knife and heading straight for his head, and shouted loudly while retreating.
"Shave your head!" Wang Yatou said cruelly and didn't say much. He raised the knife and chased after him.
"No, no need, I don't have the longest hair!" Zhang Bangbang became more and more panicked when he saw him chasing after him, and dodged again and again, "You should shave it off for Iron Hammer and Luo Guo first!"
"I'll shave you first, then I'll shave them!" Wang Yutou waved his dragon-slaying knife, not letting go and walking as fast as he could.
"No, don't! Don't you know I don't know?" Zhang Bangbang couldn't run away from him and was quickly caught up with him. He was so frightened that his legs went weak and he fell to the ground. He held his head with both hands and rolled on the ground and yelled, "Since childhood,
When you grow up, you have never been criticized too much, how can you... don't...ah!!!"
Wang Taro paid no attention to him, but quickly caught up with him, raised the knife in his hand, and along with a shrill scream, Zhang Bangbang's head went cold. A large amount of hair had been cut off from the Tianling cover, and his scalp was looming, and he felt a little "
"Mediterranean" taste.
He stared blankly at the thick black hair falling on the ground. After a while, he suddenly took a long step and came to the edge of the still steaming "hot spring", leaning down to look at the water.
Staring at the image reflected on the water, Zhang Bangbang trembled all over, and the corners of his eyes were slightly moist.
"Wang Yutou, you are a murderer!" I don't know how long it took, but he suddenly wiped the corners of his eyes, jumped up suddenly, pointed at Wang Yutou and yelled, "I told you not to shave, don't shave, you
But you won’t listen! My beauty is so great!!!”
Cursing and cursing, he seemed to feel that he still felt unsatisfied, so he simply rushed forward with his fists waving. Wang Taro knew that he was in the wrong, so he just avoided and did not dare to fight back. One of the two chased and the other escaped, while the other three shouted loudly at the side, and the scene suddenly became tense.
Falling into chaos.
Are these guys sent by God to torture me?
Seeing the coquettish actions of these cheap young men, Zhong Wen couldn't help but cover his forehead with his hands and fell into deep self-isolation.
Having never had a child in his two lifetimes, he probably never expected that he would actually experience a "fun" similar to raising a baby from five young people in their twenties.
On the contrary, Shen Xiaowan's big eyes flickered, watching with gusto, and cheering from time to time, as if she found the scene in front of her very interesting.
"enough!"
After a while, Zhong Wen finally couldn't bear it anymore. He shouted loudly, jumped up suddenly, and floated in the air. The surface of his skin shone with purple-gold light. He was so cool and full of energy, as if he were real.
He is like a fairy in heaven.
"Gods calm down!"
Seeing his anger, the five of them finally became frightened and fell to the ground one by one, kowtowing and begging loudly.
"You guessed it right, I am a god!"
Looking at the five funny men lying on the ground, Zhong Wen thought hard for a moment. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and he had a sudden idea. He pretended to be an immortal and said, "You are too old and are no longer suitable for practicing immortality."
However, meeting this immortal is also a kind of fate, so I will show my kindness, use my supreme magical power, and teach you the art of eating!"
As soon as he finished speaking, his figure flashed and transformed into a white light and shadow, which instantly floated over the heads of the five people and quickly returned to the original floating position.
The five "Luohe Prodigies" only felt the white shadows of their eyes flicker, and something seemed to be brushing against their heads. Before they could react, countless words and pictures flooded into their minds, and something suddenly appeared in front of their eyes.
A long article.
The five people born in Luohe Village have been farming since childhood and have no chance to go to school. Their attainments in Daqian writing are as good as Zhong Wen's, and they can be summed up by the word "illiterate".
However, for some reason, they were able to understand the meaning of every word in this long article without any hindrance, as if these sentences came from the heart and did not require any deliberate interpretation.
Trendy! Flow! Hair! Style! Big! Complete!
At the beginning of the article, six golden characters are shining and breathtaking.
"Have acquired this skill from me, Immortal, you should study hard and practice diligently." Zhong Wen had a sacred expression on his face and spread the immortal Dharma in a loud voice, "When you are proficient in the skill, you can open a hair salon and be self-reliant. , from then on he became the boss, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life..."
He was talking nonsense, but he felt something was wrong in his heart. What exactly was wrong, he couldn't tell for a while.
"Fairy, I don't want to learn how to shave my head!" Wang Tiechui said unwillingly, "I want to learn the magic of immortality from you, the kind that can control wind and rain, and turn rivers and oceans upside down."
"Noisy!" Zhong Wen scolded sternly with a normal face, "It's rare for this immortal to be kind enough to pass on his skills. You must be good students and practice, and you must not be greedy, otherwise I will throw you to the Chi tribe's territory to feed the wolves. !”
"oh!"
Seeing that the "god" was angry, Wang Tiechui became alert and did not dare to continue to contradict him. He had to hang his head and stare at the "Trendy Hair Style Collection" in front of him in a daze.
The other four people also sat on the snow and studied the "immortal skills" honestly. As Wang Meng said, the five people had simple minds and good qualifications. It was easy for them to calm down and enter a state of selflessness. , if it weren’t for the age restriction, it would really be a good material for practice.
I have trained five barbers. I have done a good thing, right?
Should a good person go to the end, send Buddha to the West, and then build a pair of scissors for each of them?
Forget it, Qiqi and Zhuma haven't been found yet, so we don't have time to linger on these guys for too long!
While they are studying the art of shaving their heads, they quickly go around to look for any flying spiritual birds and send them away immediately!
Looking at the five iron fools sitting on the ground, Zhong Wen shook his head and tried to interrupt his random thoughts. He was about to let go of his consciousness and search for nearby spiritual birds.
Huh? This is...spiritual power?
His eyes suddenly turned sharp, and his eyes fell on the five young people from Luohe Village again.
I saw that Zhang Bangbang and others, who had no cultivation at all, were actually faintly emitting fluctuations of spiritual power.
Then, under Zhong Wen's astonished gaze, the five people twisted their bodies one after another and assumed various strange postures, including crossing their legs or standing on their heads. Among them, Wang Taro even did a one-piece horse that tested the ligaments.
Everyone has their eyes closed tightly, concentrating completely, completely immersed in their own senses, as if they are not aware of the disturbance and falling snow in the outside world.
Learn how to shave your head and learn spiritual power?
Zhong Wen stared at the strange sight in front of him in surprise, and then an idea flashed in his mind, as if he remembered something, he quickly closed his eyes and let his consciousness enter the "Xinhua Sutra Pavilion".
Damn it!
So sloppy!
Looking closely, he suddenly realized that the "Encyclopedia of Trendy Hairstyles" that he had obtained by drawing lots was lying quietly in the column of "Exercises" and the column of "Star Spirit Level".
With the name "Trendy Hair Style Encyclopedia", it turns out to be a book of skills!
Perhaps the "Huang Rong's Recipes", "Advanced Pet Feed Production Guide" and "Andersen's Fairy Tales" and other miscellaneous books previously obtained from the system were too worthy of their names. When I picked up this "Encyclopedia of Trendy Hairstyles", I
Zhong Wen, who had never thought about learning hairdressing, started the next round of lottery without even looking at it.
The slight sense of dissonance that Shicai felt was precisely because when he was performing the "Enlightenment", he had a vague feeling that the position of the book seemed to be wrong.
God's will!
Feeling the increasing spiritual energy in the five people's bodies, Zhong Wen scratched his hair and really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
With the age and background of Zhang Bangbang and others, and the guidance of no famous teacher, if they practice secular skills on their own, they may not be able to complete the introduction of Qi into the body and reach the most basic human wheel state in their lifetime.
However, Zhong Wen's incomprehensible and weird behavior allowed these five ordinary rural youths to obtain top-level exercises at the star level. The miraculous effect of "Enlightenment" allowed them to understand everything without thinking, without any trace.
It has to be said that the sluggishness is caused by God's will.
The magical power of the star spirit level, coupled with the abundant spiritual energy environment of this era, let alone an older initiate, even an old sow, has to open up its chakras and achieve enlightenment and ascend to heaven.
After finally convincing himself to accept this absurd reality, he finally calmed down, returned his consciousness to the bookshelf in his mind, and began to ponder this weird "Encyclopedia of Trendy Hair Styles".
After flipping through this book quickly, Zhong Wen couldn't help but marvel and marvel.
It turns out that the person who created this magical skill was a giant of cultivation who was earlier than the five ancient sages and was in the same period as the Great Sage of Reincarnation.
This person, nicknamed "Si Wu Lu", whose real name is unknown, has a free and easy personality, and is playful in the world. During the day, he uses scissors to cut people's hair in his own shop, and at night, he goes out to travel around the world.
As for whether his refusal to go out during the day was because he was frightened by the power of the Great Sage of Samsara, that is not known.
As his cultivation deepened, one day when he faced a middle-aged greasy man with only three hairs, who clamored for a "heartthrob" haircut, Si Wulu suddenly became inspired and finally created his own invention.
A magical technique that integrates spiritual power cultivation, spiritual skills and hairdressing skills, and is nicknamed the "Comprehensive Collection of Trendy Hairstyles".
If you practice this skill to an advanced level, you can use your spiritual power to control scissors, cut someone's hair from a distance, or take someone's head thousands of miles away. You can contribute to society internally, and you can kill people and steal goods externally. It is a must-have for home travel.
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After staring at the contents of the book in a daze for a long time, Zhong Wen suddenly raised his head and said to Shen Xiaowan who was rubbing the sledgehammer in his hand: "Xiaowan, there is work to do!"
This chapter has been completed!