Regardless of whether the goddess agreed or not, Fang Lin really started wiping her like a servant serving her.
However, it is obvious that the goddess has long been accustomed to this kind of flattery.
Not only did I not feel any disgust or revulsion, I actually felt at ease.
"Everyone, grandma is so willing to sacrifice her life to help others, and she is so talented, she is simply the reincarnation of a god! Am I right?"
Soon, an imperceptible and meaningful smile flashed across Fang Lin's lips, and he turned around and spoke loudly to everyone.
"Of course, you still need to say that?
It is simply the reincarnation of a living Bodhisattva."
"Yes, that's right, it's the reincarnation of Bodhisattva. Otherwise, how could even the gods listen to Grandma?"
Everyone around him also echoed, and the smile on Fang Lin's lips grew stronger.
It’s not that these people have holes in their brains. There are many things that they don’t believe once or twice, but a hundred times, no matter how unbelievable or contrary to common sense, and if they have seen it with their own eyes, they can’t help but believe it.
Just like Fan Yi, she didn't believe this at first, but after seeing it with her own eyes many times, she became convinced.
To put it bluntly, this has nothing to do with everyone's IQ. It can only be said that this goddess is really good at bewitching people.
"You are right, but you probably don't know, right?
Immortals are different from ordinary people. Any hair that falls off on their bodies is worth a fortune.
This is the Bodhisattva's sweat, which is far more magical and rare than the nectar and jade liquid in this world.
Not to mention immortality, but extending life is very easy, don’t you all want to try it?”
Fang Lin respectfully placed the thoroughly soaked tissue on the table and said seriously.
"Then why don't you try it yourself?"
Because they believed deeply in the goddess, everyone felt that Fang Lin's words were very reasonable.
It's just that it was bodily fluid after all, and everyone was a person with status, so they still felt a bit of disgust from the bottom of their hearts, so some people immediately raised questions.
"Are you kidding me?
Look at my handsome and childish face. If I live longer, why should I become a baby face?
Besides, I'm a newbie here, how dare I compete with the seniors for the divine water?
Moreover, I am just an ordinary person with no pursuits, so I am afraid I will waste my natural resources!"
Although he felt it was a bit ridiculous, Fang Lin still explained it seriously.
Although she really enjoyed the feeling of being respected as a god, the goddess also realized that something was abnormal at this time.
Specifically speaking, it should be that Fang Lin is too abnormal, and his praise is too miraculous.
"Brother Fang, what are you doing?"
Fan Yi on the side also had a confused look on his face, and quickly tugged on his sleeve and asked in a low voice.
"It's nothing! I just feel that if we waste everything like this, even God will not let us go."
Fang Lin explained casually with a sly smile.
If someone were particularly stupid at this time, they would definitely fight for the wet wipes without hesitation.
But at least there were people with certain identities present. Although they did have deep faith in the goddess, drinking other people's bodily fluids was not only disgusting, but also completely unbelievable to some.
But not everyone hesitated, and soon several people took action on the wet wipes.
However, everyone did not fight over it, but tentatively dipped it in with their fingers, and then brought it to the tip of their tongues.
"How about it?
Is there something different about the divine liquid?"
With a knowing smile, Fang Lin asked quickly out of curiosity.
"Don't tell me, there is something really different.
According to common sense, human sweat should have a salty smell, but this one has no smell at all, more like ordinary water."
"Well, I think so too."
"Strange, is the sweat of gods really just water?
Isn’t this a bit unscientific?”
As one of them spoke the truth thoughtfully, the others immediately showed incredulous expressions and started talking.
It is said that the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.
Before everyone really became suspicious, the goddess turned pale with fright, staggered, and almost fell down on the stool.
Because apart from Fang Lin, only the goddess herself knew most clearly at this time that it was just water, and this was just a way for her to defraud Fan Yi of more money.
First of all, they are not fighting mindlessly, but they can also think of the water, and show a look that they dare not question. These guys are not completely hopeless, and they are indeed not very stupid.
"Brother Fang, can't you?"
At this time, Fan Yi completely guessed Fang Lin's intention, and coupled with the exaggerated reaction of the goddess, she understood even more.
But she couldn't believe that these many people would be fooled by a liar, so she still exclaimed in shock.
"What can't you do?"
"You still don't understand this?
This guy is probably just a liar."
"You can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. This will offend the gods."
"That's right! It's understandable to say that gods are naturally different from ordinary people! Moreover, even if grandma's reaction is a bit big, it may be that the loss of life just now is too great and the body can't support it! Just like when you take blood,
Not to mention directly shortening your life span by several years?"
"I think it makes sense, otherwise how could we always respond to requests when we are looking for people and things.
Moreover, when my grandma said that my son was suffering from a bloody disaster, it was true that he was suffering from a bloody disaster.
If you want to say that grandma is a liar, I will be the first to stand up and oppose it. My son, that is a bloody lesson!"
Soon, several people among the crowd understood what Fang Lin meant.
However, the vast majority of people still chose to side with the goddess. After all, everyone has seen all the facts with their own eyes, and this cannot be faked.
"Miss Fan, who are you bringing here?
They are simply scoundrels and blasphemous to the gods.
If you don't trust me, get out of here, you are not welcome here.
And you ungrateful fellows, my wife usually helps you a lot, but now she is questioning her here.
From now on, don’t blame my old lady for being ruthless, get out of here.”
Seeing that someone had already come up with a reason for him to deal with it, and that most people still believed in him, the goddess immediately recovered completely, slammed the table and said angrily.
"how?
You don’t admit that it’s water?”
Fang Lin still said calmly and in a joking tone.
"Of course, even if it's water, it's a kind of nectar that ordinary people like you will rarely encounter in your lifetime."
"In that case, there should be no boxes of mineral water in the room?"
"Of course, why are you so shameless?
Didn’t you hear me tell you to get lost?”
"Why are you angry with me?
Haven't I been helping you with publicity?
And to be honest, I really can't bear to see these ungrateful guys dare to question you, the true God.
I can't watch you suffer this kind of injustice. In this case, I will personally help you prove your innocence."
This chapter has been completed!