Chapter 20 Danyangzi

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When he saw these two things crawling in front of Danyangzi who was also twisting constantly, Li Huowang had a guess in his mind. "Are these two things here to help him find pill ingredients?"

Just when he was thinking this, Li Huowang saw Danyangzi bending down to grab a handful of mud from the ground and stuff it into his mouth, and he started chattering to the two lumps of stuff.

The sound was very strange, it didn't sound like a human voice at all, but the two things seemed to understand it, rising and falling for a while and then quickly dissipating.

As they left, everything that was twisting and turning gradually returned to normal.

"My dear, don't worry. Although the things in the Heavenly Book are difficult to obtain, it is not difficult for your master and me. I still have connections outside." Danyangzi said proudly.

"That's right, Master is going to become an immortal. I'm afraid nothing in this world can be difficult for you! But Master, what was that just now?"

"Hmph, baby, you still have to learn. This thing is the "Master You" mentioned in the heavenly book."

Crisis in the past has always made Li Huowang tense up, and he has never had time to think about a question: what kind of world is this place.

What a grandma, what a Mr. You, they don’t look like ordinary things.

If he hadn't eaten normal pork and sheep heads during his meal, he would have almost thought that none of the living creatures in this world were normal.

"Hey, this thing is a treasure. Master Dao, I spent a lot of effort to get it." Danyangzi put the bell into his sleeve again.

"Rob?"

"Of course you have to grab it. If you don't grab it, will others give it to you for free? Humph! What should we do if we don't have anyone else? Grab it!"

"This is what I learned when I was five years old, after an older beggar snatched a steamed bun from my hand."

"When I was young, I robbed my mother-in-law, horses, and money. Later, I robbed my skills, magical weapons, and disciples. I even robbed the entire Qingfeng Temple! Did you see what the founder of the clay sculpture said? Hum.

Hum." After saying this, Danyangzi showed a trace of pride on his face.

"Baby, you have to listen to what the adults say. This is to teach you to be good, you know? I'm telling you this because I treat you as one of my own."

"But master, what should I do if I can't grab it?"

"If you can't rob it? If you can't rob it, you won't work together to rob it? Why are you so stubborn when you can't read? If you can't rob it together, you'll be drugged. If you can't rob it with drugs, you'll do it!!"

A few words let Li Huowang know the dealing style of the scoundrel in front of him, and also let him know why this guy was not close to each other by any means. Everything he had was snatched away from him with hammers here and there.

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"Master...Master lives clearly."

"Hmph! What's wrong with me not knowing the words? What's wrong with my lack of understanding? They say that I'm heresy and that I have no Taoist heart. When I become an immortal, I will open the eyes of those guys and let them see who has no understanding now.

!Who has no Taoist heart!" Danyangzi said this with gritted teeth and an ugly face full of anger.

Li Huowang didn't know who those people were, but he was certain that the grievances between the two parties were deep.

For a while, Li Huowang almost lived and ate with Danyangzi, and devoted himself to tinkering with the methods of becoming an immortal in the heavenly book.

During this period of time, Li Huowang also continued to perfect it in secret, making the entire method of becoming an immortal more and more credible.

What Li Huowang said was quickly delivered.

Looking at the gray-white slimy giant body covered with black soft fur and an amorphous black swelling with a faint shimmer next to it.

In addition to marveling at how disgusting these things were, Li Huowang was also surprised by Danyangzi's strength, as he could actually get them.

"Master, shall we turn on the furnace?" Li Huowang asked.

"Don't worry, there's still a while before the New Year. Come on, let's go have the New Year's Eve dinner first."

Danyangzi's words surprised Li Huowang. Why would they have a New Year's Eve dinner? Is there any relationship between the two?

As he said this, when he saw Danyangzi getting up and leaving the alchemy room, Li Huowang quickly followed.

When we arrived at the cave where we were having dinner, other disciples had already arrived. They were said to be other disciples, but in fact they were just Changren Changming and Xuanyuan.

As soon as he saw the empty round table, Danyangzi's face instantly darkened, "Why didn't you set the dishes and chopsticks for the disciples who passed away? Set them up! Take them back to celebrate the New Year."

After a while, when all the dead disciples had their bowls and chopsticks, the entire circular table seemed full.

Danyangzi, who showed a satisfied smile again, nodded and sat in the seat again. Li Huowang sat on his right side. The other side was empty, and that was Zhengkun's seat. "Come on, serve the dumplings."

A pot of steaming dumplings was lifted up by the children. The fragrant aroma burst into their nostrils. They used iron spoons to carefully put them into everyone's bowls, including those of the dead.

"Hahaha, it's Chinese New Year, let's relax and eat more." He said so, but the four of them, including Li Huowang, waited for him to move his chopsticks before speaking.

Danyangzi picked up a pair of chopsticks, picked up a white dumpling and put it into his mouth. He chewed it intoxicatedly with his eyes slightly closed, "Hmm~ It's stuffed with lard residue and chives, it's delicious! Hey! What is this? A penny? It's a good sign.

A sign, hahaha.”

Li Huowang looked at the dumplings in the bowl in front of him, was stunned for a while, and then started eating with big mouthfuls.

Danyangzi looked at Li Huowang who was eating dumplings with a smile. "It's a good time for you to eat such delicious dumplings."

"When I was your age, I didn't even know what a dumpling looked like. I only heard about how delicious it was. Haha."

"Later, one year during the Chinese New Year, I smelled the aroma of rice from someone else's house. When I broke in, I discovered that the dumplings looked like this. At that time, I didn't even play with the beautiful girl of that family. I just stomped them with a knife and squatted on the kang.

I was so confused that I ate all the two kilograms of dumplings, which were stuffed with lard residue and chives."

The other disciples laughed coquettishly, but only Li Huowang was still there devouring it.

Danyangzi saw Li Huowang with tears in his eyes. He carefully picked up the bowl and poured his dumplings into his bowl. "Oh, I am also a child from a poor family. Eat slowly and don't choke."

Amidst the sounds of swallowing and the clatter of bowls and chopsticks, the New Year's Eve dinner for only five people came to an end.

Just when Li Huowang thought he was about to start refining the elixir, he saw Danyangzi patting his skinny head with his hand, taking out a dozen red envelopes from his sleeves, and handing them to Changming Changren next to the bowls and chopsticks of the dead.

"Come on, come on, it's Chinese New Year, remember to put it under your pillow and take it all away. When I was your age, no elders ever gave me new year's money."

Danyangzi placed the last red envelope next to Zhengkun's bowl, then turned to Li Huowang and said with a smile: "You don't have to celebrate the New Year, we master and disciple will become immortals together, and from now on the world will live together!"

Li Huowang smiled very happily. "What the master said is absolutely true."

"Let's go back to the alchemy room and start making alchemy! Baby, come and hold the fire!"

"Okay, Master!"


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