Chapter 265: Pink Show

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 Hearing Bai Lingmiao's words, Li Huowang nodded.

"It's okay. Slow down, just slow down. How many urns do we have left now?"

"Don't worry about these little things. Sister Xiaoman and I went to the escort agency and asked the escort to send back the ashes of the last group of brothers."

Hearing this, Li Huowang's heart felt inexplicably light.

"Bang, bang, bang!" The sound of slapping the door eagerly interrupted the conversation between the two. "Master, open the door quickly! I've really mastered it!"

Li Huowang put down the map in his hand and walked towards the door.

"Creak~" The door opened, and the excited Lu Xiucai with two dark bags under his eyes stood outside the door, holding a copper coin in his hand. This was taken off by Li Huowang from the copper coin sword and given to Lu Xiucai for practice.< /p>

"Master, I really succeeded! The copper coin just moved!"

After that, Lu Xiucai didn't wait for Li Huowang to speak. He rushed into the room, put the copper coin in his hand on the table, and faced

The copper coin began to stamp its feet and perform the secret formula. "Om da bao bao za na ba!"

As he continued to repeat the mantra, Lu Xiucai's voice became louder and louder, and the veins on his forehead popped out, making him look as if he was about to eat the copper coin.

After he repeated it dozens of times, the copper coin finally started to tremble.

Lu Xiucai, who was sweating profusely from exhaustion, saw this scene and looked excitedly at Li Huowang at the door. "Master, look, I've done it!"

Immediately afterwards, Lu Xiucai saw Li Huowang coming forward. After looking at himself and then at the copper coin on the table, he said to himself: "You've done it? Then you don't feel any discomfort in your body." place?"

"No! It's great. I have never been as happy as today in my life. I can be considered half an immortal! Hahaha!"

Li Huowang looked at Lu Xiucai in front of him and thought, "It seems that Han Fu's Nascent Soul has not deceived me, but this has just begun. There may be deceptions later. You only have one life, so it's better to be safe."

"Then you continue to practice, don't stop, go back now, and I will teach you the following mantra tomorrow."

Hearing this, Lu Xiucai nodded vigorously, turned around and left.

Li Huowang turned around, looked at each other and smiled at Bai Lingmiao, then he walked over and closed the door, turned around and lay on the bed again.

"Xiucai looks much better." Bai Lingmiao whispered in Li Huowang's ear.

"Haha, okay? I can't tell that he is completely the same person as before. I hope that learning this technique can help him return to normal." After Li Huowang finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes and his breathing gradually became quieter. Smooth.

"Senior Brother Li, what are you busy with these days?"

Hearing the words on the pillow, Li Huowang closed his eyes and said: "Nothing to do, don't worry, I'll leave in a few days and it won't delay your return home."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Huowang felt a pair of soft hands holding his right hand. "Senior Brother Li, I'm not worried about going home, I'm actually worried about you."

"Worried about me? What do I have to worry about? With Hei Tai Sui, I will never fall into hallucinations again. My left eye, which was crushed before, can now feel some light. It is estimated that it will be restored in a few days.

It’s grown back.”

"And no one is chasing me around anymore. I'm feeling very good. I've never felt so good in the past."

With his eyes closed, Li Huowang felt a light body falling on him, and his hands gently hugged his waist.

That was Bai Lingmiao. Knowing Li Huowang so well, Bai Lingmiao didn't believe a word of what he just said.

Li Huowang felt the other party's worry from his actions. He sighed softly, opened his eyes, and looked sideways at the three hallucinations of different shapes beside him.

Li Huowang patted Bai Lingmiao's back with his hand and said quietly: "Don't worry, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. There is always a way to solve it."

Time passed day by day, and Li Huowang visited almost all of this small county. Although he had a direction, he still had no results.

Li Huowang, who hid his body color underground, sat on the wall and watched the streets with people coming and going.

There was an endless stream of horse-drawn carriages and ox-carts. As soon as the cow's tail was raised, a steaming pile of cow dung fell to the ground. But not long after, it was snatched away by some children in baskets.

After snatching cow dung from each other, they stood in groups at the pancake stall, intoxicated by the aroma of frying.

Seeing the smoke of fireworks in front of him, Li Huowang thought to himself: "Is this place too small? Even the county magistrate who likes tofu has not found any clues. Maybe finding a bigger place can be useful?"

"You can't stay here for too long. Since you can't find it here, then go look for it in other areas. As long as you keep looking, you will eventually encounter it. Today is the last day."

Li Huowang put one hand on the edge of the wall, jumped down, and walked towards the teahouse next to him.

It is the most well-informed place, and it stands to reason that all news in the county will be spread there.

Just when Li Huowang arrived at the door of the teahouse, a group of men in coats walked out of the teahouse excitedly.

"Come on, there's a troupe performing a pink opera over there! The opera there is much more interesting than the storytelling in this teahouse."

Opera troupe? There was a trace of hesitation on Li Huowang's face. If he guessed correctly, the only theater troupe in this county should be the Lu family troupe.

Just when he was thinking this, his body had already entered the teahouse, but there was no one else inside except the storyteller pouring tea and chatting aside.

"Oh, what are you asking about?" Li Huowang turned around and walked towards the inn.

But when he just raised his right foot, he accidentally followed the steps of the previous people.

He wanted to see what tricks Lu Zhuangyuan had managed to attract all the teahouse drinkers.

The stage set up by the Lu family class is not far away, just at the foot of Xicheng. There are a sea of ​​people under the stage, eating melon seeds, eating edamame, and chatting.

As Li Huowang approached, Lu Juren, who was in costume, was speaking to his wife on the stage.

"Hey~ I don't want the upper class, I don't want the lower class either. I only want~ I only want my sister~ Then I feel a little red in my heart~"

With a shout, there was a burst of laughter and cheers from below the stage.

"Isn't the lyrics of this play not quite right?" Li Huowang looked at Lu Juren on the stage in confusion.

Just when he was thinking this, Lu Xiucai on the stage started singing along with the music.

"Reach out your hand and touch the tip of your nose, the fragrance of your fragrance flows out to the nunnery,"

"Reach out your hand and touch your little sister's mouth~ Yingying's eyes are smiling slightly,"

"Reach out your hand and touch the top of your lower body, the bottom of your lower body is on your chest."

"Reach out your hand and touch my sister's ears, the protruding head and ears are touching each other on the swing..."

It was normal at first, but as it went down it became more and more obscene, and the laughter and cheers under the stage got louder and louder.

At this moment, Li Huowang finally knew why those people just called this show a fan show, and why there were all men under the stage and not a single woman.

Faced with the various stunts of other people's troupes, this old boy was stunned to find a way to survive. He is indeed an old actor who has been acting for decades.

After answering his doubts, Li Huowang shook his head, turned and left the lively stage.

But just when he was about to leave, the whispers next to him reached his ears.

"This is much more interesting than the pink show in Pi County."

"Didn't you say there's a plague over there? Do you still dare to go?"


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