Chapter 34 Joy God

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Just when Li Huowang felt that he was about to lose consciousness, he put his hand into his waist and pulled. The moment an extremely harsh bell rang, the uncomfortable feeling quickly receded.

"Bump!" With a sound, the back of Li Huowang's head hit the ground hard, making his brain buzz.

Ignoring the pain in his head, Li Huowang gritted his teeth and continued to shake the bell in his hand, almost being tricked by this guy.

The edges of the Eight Immortals Table, the bamboo poles used to build the table, and the edges of the memorial tablets of the Hu family's ancestors all began to twist and quickly condensed into a strange aggregation.

Li Huowang, who had a splitting headache, pointed with his hand, and Mr. You rushed towards the fake Lu Zhuangyuan who was retreating.

Seeing that the other party had help, the thing wanted to run away, but it was already too late, Master You had already arrived at its side.

But it did not get close to Lu Zhuangyuan's body. Instead, it went directly towards the black shadow on the ground illuminated by the lantern.

When the lines on Mr. You's body were like sharp knives, cutting the shadow of the woman with small feet into pieces, the thing screamed like a wild beast and fell to the ground struggling desperately.

"So the original body of this thing is the shadow on the ground? No wonder it's useless even if I cut its body in half." This thought flashed through Li Huowang's mind.

Under Mr. You's attack, the fake Lu Zhuangyuan that the thing turned into quickly deflated like a leaking air bag, and the humanoid shadow on the ground quickly spread, eventually forming a pool of smelly and sticky black liquid.

Just when Li Huowang thought everything was over,

With a "swipe" sound, Mr. You quickly rushed back and quickly spun around him.

"What's going on? Is there something else?" Li Huowang started to increase the intensity of the bell ringing that he had just planned to slow down.

Seeing that hiding had no effect, the woman with small feet flashed out from a squirming line in the distance and stood there staring gloomily.

"The one who just became Lu Zhuangyuan is not this one, there are two of them." Just when Li Huowang thought this, another woman with small feet split from her, and began to divide more and more, and the divisions became smaller and smaller.

Not just one, but several women with small feet jumped out from the twisted lines around them, and they also began to become smaller and smaller.

With Li Huowang pointing his finger, Mr. You rushed forward and began to attack the women with small palm-sized feet around him.

But no matter how fast they attacked, they couldn't split as fast as they did. These identical women with small feet surrounded Li Huowang. While splitting, they opened their blood-red cherry mouths slightly and began to twist their weird bodies and use extremely high-pitched voices.

Start singing songs.

"The gods are happy, the gods are happy, they are smiling, and they are well-dressed and friendly."

"The God of Joy is jumping, the God of Joy is making noise, and the red paper sticking to the door is new in color."

"The god of joy is angry, the god of joy is sad, the head with incense and the lantern are as bright as the sea."

"The God of Joy is hungry, the God of Joy is hungry, the heart and liver in the left hand and the intestines in the right hand, the village head has come to welcome the God of Joy~!"

The moment they finished singing, their entire bodies exploded, and some black substance splashed out from their bodies, completely dyeing all the squirming and twisted space around them black.

Although he didn't know what the other party was doing, Li Huowang noticed something was wrong at this time, stopped ringing the bell in his hand, and prepared to retreat first.

But the next second, his feet were nailed to the spot like nails. A hazy, weak, and unknown guidance made Li Huowang raise his head straight and look at the sky directly above.

It was extremely dark there and there was nothing there, but Li Huowang noticed something. There must be something huge moving in the darkness.

"happy God?"

As soon as this thought came to his mind, Li Huowang saw outlines of various sizes beginning to emerge in the darkness, "No, that thing sensed my thoughts! I must leave here right away."

Li Huowang thought so, but his body didn't do that. His body began to get excited, his breathing began to quicken, and the veins on his face popped up. He pulled open the Taoist robe with both hands and raised his hands upward to welcome the thing in the darkness.

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The black outline became clear and distorted, and Li Huowang could already see it! The bloodshot eyes in his eyes had even begun to burst due to excitement, and two tears of blood slowly fell from his eyes.

"I can't look at it anymore! I can't look at it anymore!! Close your eyes quickly!!" Li Huowang struggled with all his strength, but it was of no use.

Li Huowang could already see the head of the God of Joy, if that large bunch of chaotic and sticky things could really be called a head.

Just when the thing was about to come out of the darkness, a very special "click-click" sound suddenly sounded.

Immediately afterwards, the thing in the darkness suddenly stopped and shrank sharply toward the dark sky, as if something in the darkness was pulling it.

Suddenly, an extremely loud rooster crow sounded, and the darkness in the sky cracked like a mirror.

With the sound of bones cracking, Li Huowang raised his head and regained consciousness. He lowered his head suddenly, put his hands on the ground, looked at the stone bricks on the ground, and gasped for air.

"What on earth did those women with small feet summon? What happened just now?!" All kinds of questions destined to remain unanswered suddenly appeared in his mind.

Holding on to the Eight Immortals table beside him, Li Huowang sat up with difficulty. He looked up and saw nothing in the sky, as if everything just now was fake.

It's already dawn, the fifth watch has passed, and it won't be long before the Hu family comes to pick up their ancestors.

The stage in the distance was still ringing at this time, and Lu Zhuangyuan and the others did indeed sing the whole night. Even though they seemed to be swaying due to the influence of the ringing and their voices were hoarse, they did not dare to stop for a moment.

Looking at the various black tablets next to him, Li Huowang suddenly remembered that the clicking sound just now seemed to be the sound of the spiritual tablets hitting the table at the same time.

Li Huowang looked at the ancestral tablets of the Hu family in front of him in surprise, "Did they just help me?"

After thinking about it carefully, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. He quickly stood still and said a Qingfeng Taoist salute to the half-immortal tables with memorial tablets, "Thank you for your help."

As soon as he finished the ceremony, the tablets suddenly began to tremble slightly, and the trembling sound became louder and louder. "Da da da da da"

Seeing this visceral scene in front of him, Li Huowang took half a step back cautiously, holding the bell in his hand.

"What's going on? Is it possible that all the thank-you gifts have caused bad things? It's almost dawn. If you don't go back, what are you waiting for?"

But just as Li Huowang was thinking this, he made a "swipe" sound, and all the tablets on the Eight Immortals table in front of him fell backwards.

Then a familiar and ethereal voice sounded from Li Huowang's ears, making him feel as if his body had fallen into a bone-chilling ice cave. "Baby..."

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