Chapter 1049: A laughing man with missing teeth says a dog with a wide open sinus

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Wu Chengsi's body hit the wall of the official house, and the whole room seemed to shake.

Wu Sansi subconsciously covered his chest with both arms, but there was a sharp pain in his crotch. His body was kicked up by Yun Chu and raised three feet high. He subconsciously covered his lower body, and his chest immediately felt like a heavy blow.

Hammer, his body still flew backwards and hit the wall hard, causing the window lattice to rattle.

Seeing this, the two Baiqisi officers flew out of the window and saw Yun Chu closing the window and door with a gloomy expression.

Hearing the commotion here, countless official windows opened and all eyes were fixed on the county official's official residence.

There was a dense crackling sound coming from the county magistrate's official residence, but strangely, the screams of the Wu brothers could not be heard.

The county magistrate's unprovoked beating of the Wu brothers was a popular sight in the county government. Even the Baiqisi officer who stood at the door with his face turning blue and red did not dare to go in and stop him.

Everyone knows that when the county magistrate beats the Wu brothers, it must be because the brothers made a mistake or angered the county magistrate. On weekdays, when the Wu brothers were working conscientiously, the magistrate had never beaten him.

Not to mention that inserting the copper pillar back this time is basically helping the Wu brothers, and it is selfless help.

Although the county magistrate's beating of the Wu brothers was not considered a matter, everyone still asked why the brothers were beaten.

After learning that it was these two brothers who had repaid their grudges and brought Baiqisi's people to interrogate the county magistrate, everyone closed the windows in unison and pretended not to hear the huge shaking sound coming from the county magistrate's house.

The Baiqisi officer was frightened when he heard the movement. He couldn't help but said loudly: "My lord, please be merciful."

Yun Chu's cold voice came from inside the room: "If you don't fight, you won't have a long memory."

Just as Yun Chu was speaking, Wu Sansi smashed through the window and leaned his upper body on the window. Only then did everyone see clearly that there was a rope tied around his mouth, making him unable to scream at all.

Before Wu Sansi could whimper, a big hand grabbed his long messy hair and pulled him back. Immediately, the sound of a puppy crying after being beaten could be heard in the room again.

This time, Yun Chu beat the brothers for half an hour before kicking them out of the house.

The Baiqisi officer immediately checked the bodies of the Wu brothers. He first tested their breathing and found that although they were weak, they were still breathing. Then he groped up and down for the big bones. Fortunately, the bones were intact.

When they tore off the Wu brothers' clothes, even the hard-hearted Baiqisi officer couldn't help but take a breath after looking at them.

The brothers' bodies were covered in bruises, as if they had been trampled by dozens of horses spinning around in circles.

Yun Chu came out of the house holding the teapot and said to Officer Baiqi: "It's not a serious injury, it's just some skin trauma. Go to Tai Hospital and use a three-edged needle to bleed it, and half of it will be cured."

The Baiqisi officer cupped his hands towards Yunchu and said, "My lord, I'm afraid this matter won't go well."

Yunchu took a sip of tea and said, "Just report it directly to the Queen."

The Baiqisi officer looked at the old man's chin that the Wu brothers had pulled. It was obvious that he had been beaten out of the ring. He pinched their chin with one hand and pushed it up violently. The Wu brothers screamed like a pig.

It resounded throughout the Wannian County Government.

Yun Chu walked over irritably, kicked his chin with two more kicks, and said to Officer Baiqisi: "Pull him away quickly. If you are too late, you will get hemolytic disease, and you will be dead."

Yun Chu didn't care about the lives of the Wu brothers, but the Baiqisi officers didn't dare to think so. Each of them picked up one and ran out of the Wannian County Yamen quickly.

Yunchu looked at the direction they left with great joy.

If the Wu brothers were really obedient, it would be very difficult for him to deal with it here. Moreover, he could see that the brothers had actually made quite rapid progress in the Nancheng reconstruction project during this period.

If their brothers were still obedient this time, and after inserting the pillars, they returned to the Nancheng construction site without paying any attention to anything, their brothers' behavior this time would definitely make Wu Mei look at them with admiration.

There will be no chance that a heavier burden will be placed on their brothers in the future.

It's a pity that villains are villains after all. When they get their ambitions, they run wild and have no intention of retreating. They just want to get more credit from the Tianshu construction site. What they don't know is that the credit for the Tianshu construction site has long been distributed.

It was given to Liu Rengui, how could there be any share of their brothers?

The Wu brothers were admitted to Tai Hospital...

People from Chang'an came to see this pillar that curved toward the southeast.

The pillars were so high that many people lost their hats when they looked up.

No matter who sees this pillar, they will say that it was originally a straight pillar, but it was bent by a group of idiots in the government.

This dissatisfaction among the people was very loud.

Chang'an Yushi Yanguan hoped that Liu Rengui would control these remarks.

Unexpectedly, Liu Rengui said calmly: "Emperor, the Queen is in the southeast. If Tianshu does not tilt to the southeast, where should it tilt?"

Liu Rengui's words made all the dissatisfaction with this pillar disappear immediately.

Yes, the emperor is in the southeast. When all the nations of the Tang Dynasty praise Tianshu, isn't it the emperor's benevolence that is praised? If you don't bend towards the southeast, where should you bend?

The evil wind that caused the pillars to topple was not an evil wind at all. It was the Emperor of Heaven who saw that it was inappropriate for the pillars to point straight toward the sky. He couldn't bear it, so he blew an evil wind that caused the pillars to topple, bend, and recover.

The humble nature of this Tianshu pillar.

As for the death of a master craftsman from the Ministry of Industry, he deserved it. It was because he wanted to insert a straight pillar without any humility at the entrance of the imperial city that the Emperor of Heaven became angry and sent him to an iron chain to die.

of ground into meat paste.

After hearing such propaganda, Li Zhi was very satisfied. He felt that although Liu Rengui was an upright person, he was not a pedantic person who did not know how to adapt. He had always been reliable in doing things, and he could always think of the majesty of the royal family.

"Alas, Yun Chu beat Wu Chengsi again, Wu Sansi brothers."

Wu Mei put down Baiqisi's memorial and sighed to the emperor.

Li Zhi hugged the giant bear's fat paws and said, "Why is it this time?"

Wu Mei said: "This time even I have nothing to say."

Li Zhi turned his head to look at Wu Mei and said, "Why, you won't favor the two brothers this time?"

Wu Mei said: "It's superfluous and deserves a beating."

Hearing what Wu Mei said, Li Zhi immediately became interested and said hurriedly: "Tell me."

Wu Mei said: "I sent the Wu brothers to ask Yunchu for advice. Yunchu explained the reasons and methods for continuing to improve the copper pillars as a whole, and then actively helped the Wu brothers insert the pillars back into the base, basically completing the Tang Dynasty.

The installation of Wan Guo Song De Tian Shu.

They agreed in advance that the work was done and that the dispute between the Luoyang Ministry of Industry and the Chang'an Ministry of Industry would not be judged. Who was right and who was wrong would be left to the judges who would come later to decide."

Hearing this, Li Zhi sneered and said: "Once you have the power, you just follow the orders. Many people have this problem."

Wu Mei said: "It's not wrong for them to be active in the king's affairs. It's just that they shouldn't have brought Baiqisi's people to deliberately embarrass Yun Chu. This beating is really not unjust at all."

Li Zhi heard what the queen said and couldn't help but said: "Do you want Yun Chu to teach the Wu brothers?"

Wu Mei nodded and said: "That's what you mean. Yun Chu did not make things difficult for them, and even really taught them at some times. For example, when setting up the pillars this time, he really thought about their brothers.

It's better now. The old grudges are still unresolved, but new grudges have been added."

Li Zhidao: "The reason why Yun Chu likes to beat the Wu brothers is because he hates idiots. If these two brothers are not related to you, he may not even care about these idiots. The beating is just him

It's just a way to teach idiots.

Since these brothers cannot be taught, then don't let Yun Chu teach them, and they will avoid two beatings."

Wu Mei could not hear the sarcasm in Li Zhi's words, and then said to the emperor: "Your beloved son Yong Wangxian had three of his front teeth knocked out by iron rivets. He dared not open his mouth to speak all day long. Do you mean that he will only be able to speak in the future?"

Can you be a prince who shuts up?"

Li Zhi sighed and said: "This is a truly unreasonable disaster. We must find a solution no matter what. Otherwise, Li Xian will only become a big joke to the Tang royal family in the future."

Wu Mei said: "My concubine asked the craftsman, and he said that he had heard that Qi practitioners could use silver foil, white tin, mercury and other materials to make silver teeth, while gold teeth were made of gold foil, brass, mercury and so on.

become.

However, because it contains mercury, His Majesty also knows that mercury and arsenic have the same origin and have long been eliminated from the royal medicine.

Whether it should be used or not depends on His Majesty’s consent.”

Li Zhi looked into Wu Mei's eyes and said, "If Hong'er had missing teeth, would you use this method?"

Wu Mei shook her head and said: "Of course that's not possible. Although the missing teeth are an eyesore, there is no worry of poisoning."

Li Zhi frowned and said, "So what if the missing teeth affect Hong'er's succession?"

Wu Mei smiled and said: "No one dares to object to Hong'er because he has missing teeth, not even one."

Li Zhi stared at Wu Mei for a long time, and then said to the eunuch beside him: "Send an order to Yun Chu. I want him to find a way to fill up Yong Wang Xian's missing teeth, and no mercury is allowed."

Wu Mei looked at the eunuch who followed the order, covered her mouth and giggled: "Although the Wu brothers are stupid, they are also members of this palace. When beating a dog, it depends on the owner. How can we be safe?"

Li Zhidao: "If Yunchu can succeed, I will promise him something that has nothing to do with state affairs."

Wu Mei raised her eyebrows and said, "Then let's see if he has the ability to get this huge reward."

The bet between the emperor and the queen reached Li Hong half an hour later.

Li Hong laughed loudly when he heard this and said: "Li Xian is now in a state of disrepair. Let's see how he can maintain his appearance as a handsome young man."

Xu Jingzong opened his mouth, pointed to the few teeth in his mouth and said to the prince: "Your Highness, don't laugh at me, just hope that Yun Chu can solve this problem. Yong Wangxian is not the only one who has missing teeth in the world."

Li Hong smiled and said: "I just don't know how Yunchu did Li Xian's teeth. Could it be that he pulled them out of a dog's mouth?"

Xu Jingzong frowned and said, "Your Highness has become frivolous now."

Li Hong sat opposite Xu Jingzong and sighed: "Yunchu also feels that my recent state of mind is not right."

Xu Jingzong smiled and said: "That means that His Royal Highness has lost his normal mind."


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