If people are fake, then the divine water cannot be real either.
Besides, there is no magical water in this world that can cure all diseases.
"They are all deceptive tricks." Yan Laoer whispered: "Those who are yelling are all swindles."
Yan Yu also said: "Isn't it true that you can stand up immediately with your unconscious legs? How can anyone believe such an outrageous statement..."
"It's all acting, just to defraud money, look at this battle..." Yan Laoer added: "It's not that there are no discerning people. If you look to the side, those who are watching with cold eyes must know in their hearts, but this matter, it's not
Easy to say.
If you are exposed at once, the fake Taoist priests will be angry, and those who have been deceived may not be able to appreciate it."
"It's like a sweet dream, suddenly shattered." Yan Yu summed it up vividly.
Yan Laoer: "Yes, that's what it means."
He sighed: "Who wouldn't want to have a magical water that can eliminate all diseases? If it is so magical, it can be used by people who are suffering from the epidemic, and they will all be cured? Don't say that they don't know that there is an epidemic in Guanzhou..."
He suddenly thought of something and his eyes gradually straightened.
He muttered: "Sacred water... sacred water..."
"Oh my God, the right path is not available, so I have to think about these crooked ways!" Yan Laoer was trembling with excitement.
He tried hard to suppress himself and not show too much excitement, otherwise he would be no different from those fools who were crazy about fake Taoism and divine water.
But he really couldn't control himself.
"Dabao, we...we are the ones with the divine water!" Yan Laoer hinted with flexible facial features.
Yan Yu instantly received her father's idea.
This is really a magical and wonderful method!
She was deeply impressed by her father's wit.
"Dad! You always say you don't have enough brains, but I really think you are too smart!" Yan Yu looked at her father with twinkling eyes: "What's right and wrong? A cat that can catch mice is a good cat!"
Yan Laoer couldn't wait to perfect his idea.
"Let's go and find a place to stay first."
The two men took Sanbao and broke out of the siege. Yan Laoer, who was always stingy, didn't even ask around for a few more houses. He covered his head and went to the nearest inn, and even opened a luxurious room.
This so-called superior house is really superior.
The floor is high, the ventilation is good, and the room is large. With the windows open, you can see the surrounding scenery from a high position.
There are no high-rise buildings blocking the view in Guiyuan Town. The two-story inn stands out from the crowd and has an excellent view.
Yan Yu fumbled and propped up the window with a wooden stick.
He stuck out his little head and looked down.
"Dad, they seem to be going to the beach." Yan Yu saw the long team walking straight towards the beach.
Yan Laoer, who had just entered, carefully locked the door.
"I just asked the waiter that Fuyun Temple is going to worship the God of the Sea today. Thank you for not losing your temper this year and staying safe without wind or waves.
It was said that it was thanks to the Fuyun Taoist priest from Fuyun Temple and Poseidon that they met in a dream, and the two chatted very happily. Poseidon was very happy, and they had a good year." Yan Laoer only has two opinions about this.
One word: "Haha!"
Yan Yu laughed so much that she almost knocked off the wooden stick holding up the window.
"My god is wandering... Oh my god, I can't think, I'm laughing to death." Yan Yu endured it very hard: "The image of the sea god in folklore has always been the dragon king and the dragon god. He is a fake old man, and he is trying to make a fool of himself."
...Hahahahaha... I can't help laughing, my hands are covered with scales when I touch them, and when I turn my head, I have a dragon face, hahahahaha!"
"It would be so funny if there was another language barrier." Yan Yu's blushing face suddenly became serious, and she spat out a series of words from her major.
Yan Laoer was confused, "What did you say?"
"I said - fish-lipped human being, you are an interesting person. I will often come to meet you in your dreams in the future. If possible, can you throw some pig heads, sheep heads and cow heads into the sea? It would be a good idea to live in the sea all year round.
For me, it is a very rare and delicious snack...ah ha ha ha!"
Yan Yu laughed and screamed.
Yan Laoer couldn't bear it either. He was doing something serious - offering sacrifices to the God of the Sea - but his daughter said it was so funny.
The sacrificial team gradually disappeared from sight.
Yan Yu also laughed enough.
Asked Yan Laoer: "Dad, why are you willing to rent such an expensive room for only a penny!"
She was used to her father's fussing over her, but it was quite uncomfortable to be so generous all of a sudden.
"We can't pick up the goods until tomorrow. Where can we stay if we don't stay at an inn? The sea breeze here is strong. If you sleep outside without any shelter, you will get sick again." Yan Laoer feels sorry for his daughter. There is nothing he can do about floating on the river. If possible, he should stay at an inn.
Good.
They had saved enough, so they just spent this day to let his daughter relax and have some fun.
"Besides, the upper room and the lower room, you don't know. The lower room has no windows, poor ventilation, no hot water, and no meals included. It's cheap, but the upper room includes meals, water, and boiling water. Count it.
Forget it, it’s not much expensive.”
Yan Laoer has an abacus in his belly, and he can calculate clearly.
Yan Yu is also a shrewd and calculating person.
I thought about it for a while: "Then it's not a bad idea to live in a house, three meals or two meals included?"
"Two meals, in the evening and in the morning." Yan Laoer said.
"Okay, then let's ask the waiter to boil some more hot water and we can scrub and wash." Yan Yu said.
As expected of the two of us, we always think of going together.
Yan Laoer: "I've already told the waiter that it will be delivered to us shortly."
"Dad, tell me what you think about the divine water." Yan Yu looked at her father expectantly.
"It's very simple. Look at how crazy those people are about the divine water. It's believable. Later, we'll tell you that the divine water we asked for from here was poured into the rice soup openly and let them drink it." Yan Lao Er said.
Lucy thought this was a great idea.
"You have to do a complete show, Dad, and all the loopholes have to be filled." Yan Yu reminded him: "If our medicine is really effective, they will all go to Fuyun Temple to seek the magic water, wouldn't they have been fulfilled by a liar?"
Yan Laoer: "I've thought about this too. We can't say that we got it from the Floating Clouds Temple, nor can we have anything to do with any immortals or gods. We can just say that it was given by others? Did we meet an expert?
Yan Yu thought that he could say this: "Dad, let's just say that what we have in our hands is a talisman water, a talisman burned to ashes, and some strange smells have been concealed. The talisman was bought from an experienced Taoist, and this is the only one."
If I want to buy it again in the future, no matter what kind of talisman they bring to us, I will say no. If we don't do this, we will be blocked by money scammers."
Yan Laoer shouted: "Okay!"
Just as he was about to say something, the waiter knocked on the door and said, "Sir, please come and bring hot water."
Yan Laoer opened the door, took the kettle over at lightning speed, closed the door again and plugged it in.
The waiter at the door was so fast that it took him a while to react.
He scratched his head and turned to leave.
…
The two of them took this scene very seriously.
According to the script they are constantly improving.
In the case of Changping, they had to go to Taoist Master Fuyun to ask for divine water just like those ignorant people.
This detail cannot be omitted. Although there is no surveillance in this world, there are people!
The people here are the best monitors.
They are outsiders with unfamiliar faces, and their every move is very eye-catching in the eyes of the people in Guiyuan County.
So the two men simply packed up and hurried to the beach.
The seaside sacrifice is in progress.
Apart from Taoist Master Fuyun, the most eye-catching thing is the three animals placed in the middle.
I saw that fake old Taoist got a mahogany sword from nowhere.
Waving very irregularly.
There was also talisman paper on the table in front of him. When his hand shook, the talisman paper spontaneously ignited without fire.
Yan Yu's pertinent comment: "The movements are quite skillful, and there are no flaws at all."
Yan Laoer said: "How can you dare to lie to people without a second thought?"
"When will this sacrifice end?" Yan Yu waited in her heart.
I'm in a hurry, can you give me a quickie?
"Come on, look at the three animals being thrown into the sea." Yan Laoer felt a little pity: "These three heads were blinded in vain."
"Dad, someone is asking for divine water, let's drink it too." Yan Yu was eager to give it a try.
When Yan Laoer saw it, it was indeed true, and hurriedly said: "Let's go around from the side and find a good position."
The only criterion for a good location is that it is conspicuous.
The father and daughter walked around in a long circle, with Yan Yu holding her father with one hand and pushing away the person in front of her with the other.
She is small, flexible and has a lot of strength. With her father, she passed three levels and defeated five generals, and quickly squeezed into the front row.
At this time, it's time for Yan Laoer to appear.
Others are kneeling down to beg, but Yan Laoer is a liar, why should he kneel down?
He rushed over and grabbed the fake Taoist priest's arm.
With an anxious look on his face, he begged: "Taoist Priest, Taoist Fuyun, there is an epidemic in Guanzhou. Please give me some divine water. Let me take it back to save those poor people. Give me some divine water. You are
Old gods who save the poor, save them!"
As soon as he heard that he was from Guanzhou and was asking for divine water for those suffering from the epidemic, Taoist Master Fuyun immediately wanted to kick him away.
What a joke.
The disease is very serious to others. Who knows if you have it or not? Just pounce on it.
But before he could make a move, he heard the shrill voice of a child: "Old immortal, we are sincere in helping those who are in trouble. We are sincere. Drinking that divine water will definitely eliminate all diseases. When the time comes, I will give it to you, Taoist Master."
A tablet for immortality!"
The Yan family's father and daughter came prepared.
I inquired about the operations of Fuyun Temple, especially the sacred water.
It is said that this magical water is not effective for everyone to drink. It must be sincere, and sincerity will bring good results.
The sacred water in Fuyun Temple is not sold for money, it is all given by the Taoist priest.
If you are grateful for your kindness, go to Fuyun Temple to ask for the Taoist statue and go back to worship it.
Once you invite a Taoist priest to Fuyun Temple, it is not a one-time deal. There are three festivals and two birthdays, various Taoist festivals and festivals... Whenever there is an invitation to a Taoist temple, someone has to pay for it.
A filial son and a virtuous grandson are even more filial than a filial son and a virtuous grandson.
The father and daughter concluded that this is a group of liars who pay attention to the long term.
As for the so-called sincerity that leads to spiritual success, it is completely a blind cat that kills a mouse.
If it doesn't work, just say that the person is not sincere. If it works, it's magical.
In short, the truth belongs to them, and the right of interpretation ultimately belongs to Fuyun Guan.
Taoist Master Fuyun coughed slightly and corrected her: "It's not an immortal tablet, it's a Taoist tablet."
Yan Yu nodded repeatedly: "God's throne, we will offer it to you."
Give you a hammer!
Refuse us quickly, there is still another show to attend.
Divine water is not given easily to others.
Otherwise, why would these older people kneel and beg and follow me from the town to the seaside?
"As long as you sincerely ask for it, I will give it to you."
Taoist priest Fuyun stretched out his hand, and the little Taoist priest next to him handed over a blue-white porcelain bottle.
Yan Laoer relaxed his hands in surprise.
Yan Yu didn't expect that they would get this divine water as soon as they asked for it.
Yan Laoer felt dizzy after receiving the divine water.
Although it doesn't go as planned, I still know how to thank people.
"Thank you so much, Taoist Master, for helping me in trouble. Your merits are immeasurable."
Yan Yu had no choice but to flatter him loudly with a sincere face: "The old god saves people in need, and his merits are immeasurable."
Taoist Master Fuyun acted like a master and said leisurely: "Sincerity leads to spirituality."
Seeing that they had received the divine water, the people around them were even more excited than they were.
Some said that they were lucky, some said that Master Fuyun was kind-hearted, and some said that they would seize the time to ask again, hoping that they could also be given the divine water.
The two of them finally squeezed out, not daring to stay at all, and quickly returned to the inn.
"What's going on? This is different from what we planned." Yan Laoer looked at the porcelain vase on the table and touched it with his fingers, up, down, left and right.
I looked around, shook it a few times, heard the sound of liquid flowing inside, and put it down again.
"I don't know what kind of water is in it. Not to mention that this bottle is very exquisite. The scammer spent a lot of money. I don't know how much money this porcelain bottle can be sold for." He secretly appraised the porcelain bottle in his mind.
It's not a bad trip. Such an exquisite bottle can be sold for a penny. Doesn't that mean the cost of staying in the hotel is reimbursed?
Yan Yu frowned.
"Although having this bottle makes it easier for others to believe me and drink the divine water happily, if our medicine works, wouldn't it make Fuyun Temple famous?"
"Didn't that fake old man say that sincerity will lead to success.
If they go to Fuyun Temple to seek help in the future, it will be useless if they drink it, because they are not sincere." Yan Laoer said casually.
Yan Yu seemed to be lit with a beacon.
"That's right, Dad! The sacred water doesn't cost money. What Fuyun Temple deceives is the long-lasting offerings. Anyone who wants to come and ask for it can come and ask for it. If it doesn't work after drinking it, naturally no one will ask for it. You can also pick up a layer of floating clouds. Guan's skin is terrible. Everyone says that the divine water is not effective. Can this divine water still be divine water?!"
Yan Laoer: "Hahaha! That's right! The magic water doesn't work. Fuyun Temple won't be able to defraud money in the future. It's really dark. It's not enough to make a fortune. It also wants to make money to support them for the rest of its life. Look. What will they do if no one believes in this magic water in the future?"
…
Early the next morning, the Yan family's father and daughter had the free breakfast provided by the inn.
Two bowls of porridge, a plate of pickles, two eggs, and two pancakes.
Feeling refreshed.
The free rice, regardless of whether it tastes good or not, is just one word - delicious.
Yan Laoer went to each drug store to inspect the goods and pay the balance.
Yan Yu stood in the street, staring at the trucks and people pulling goods.
After Yan Laoer sorted out the goods in each drug store, the several vehicles gathered together slowly set off.
Unable to negotiate a price, Yan Laoer negotiated a delivery service.
Send this batch of medicinal materials to a location near their raft on the seaside outside the town.
They didn't dare let anyone see their raft, so as not to make a fuss.
But having said that, they were indeed the first people to transport so many things on a raft.
The delivery boys thought they had made an appointment to wait for the ship nearby.
Yan Laoer had no objection to letting them unload the goods here.
Put down the medicine bag and leave.
Seeing the person walking away, the father and daughter asked Sambo to pull the hidden raft over, and the father and daughter piled bags one by one onto the raft.
This chapter has been completed!