"What is this?"
Li Jinglong stood up slowly, then put his hands in his sleeves and squatted down slowly. He stared at the crystal clear yellow on the ice on the slope. Not only did his eyes shine, but he also licked the ice until it was so cold.
It's the mouth's lips.
Li Laowai stepped forward, looked at his master, then looked at the yellow place, and said carefully, "The little one peed there just now. The little one has been anxious these days, so he is very angry!
"
"The urine is frozen?" Li Jinglong murmured thoughtfully.
"It's so cold that when you urinate, you get hot steam and turn into ice as soon as you hit the ground!" Li Laowai said, "Last night, all the kids had to bring a stick to relieve themselves!"
"Well, it's too cold!" Li Jinglong said while thinking.
Then, he stood up and circled around the yellow urine ice a few times. His mind was working rapidly, and he began to reconstruct the scene of Mr. Li peeing.
"When he peeed, he must have faced the uphill slope and his back to the downhill slope!" Li Jinglong thought in his mind, "So the urine that came out froze directly along the slope."
Thinking about it, Li Jinglong stretched out his foot and stepped on the urine ice twice. A crunching sound was heard. The urine ice was still tenaciously frozen and did not appear to be broken at all.
"Master of the family?" Li Laowai and the other soldiers looked at each other, and then boldly said, "What are you?"
Li Jinglong ignored him, but moved his gaze to the top of the slope, where they were stationed. It was an isolated fortress with walls. I heard from veterans in the army that it used to be the Great Wall of the Han and Tang Dynasties. In addition to the isolated fortress
Outside, next to it is the army’s camp. Starting website
"If the Tatars come, they will rush up this slope!"
Suddenly, Li Jinglong's heart moved and he shouted, "Quick, get some water!"
With a whoosh, Li Laowai took off the water bag from his waist and handed it over.
Li Jinglong swayed for a moment, "Where's the water?"
Li Laowai thought about it, "The water bag is frozen!"
"Give me water!" Li Jinglong shouted, "Bring me a bucket of water!"
Li Laowai quickly turned around and kicked his son Li Xiaowai, "Damn it, your ears are stuffed with donkey hair? Didn't you hear the master of the house say to bring a bucket of water?"
Li Xiaowa disappeared in a whoosh, his feet slipped, he rolled on the ground a few times with thunderbolts, and disappeared.
A moment later, he ran over carrying a wooden bucket, panting. The water in the bucket kept sloshing.
When Li Laowai saw it, he was furious and said, "Damn it, that's a bucket for feeding donkeys!"
"No problem!" Li Jinglong pushed him away, grabbed the bucket as if he had found a treasure, and stood on the slope.
With a whoop, a bucket of water with icy stubble was splashed on the slope.
Then, Li Jinglong put his back in his sleeves, slowly squatted down, and stared at the slowly flowing liquid on the slope.
Li Laowai looked at him again and squatted beside Li Jinglong with his sleeves folded, and other soldiers, looking at the liquid that gradually stopped flowing.
The water flowed feebly for a while, and then froze.
After an unknown amount of time, Li Jinglong whispered, "Who's going to step on me?"
Li Laowai turned around and slapped his son, "Fuck you, get up!"
"Hey!" Li Xiaowai didn't say much and swooped out.
His feet had just touched the ground, but because he rushed so hard, his whole body seemed to be slipping, and he slid directly on the freshly frozen ice.
"Damn it, I let you step on it, who the hell let you slide? Why did I give birth to such a fool like you? You know how to eat every day, and you can't do anything."
"Shut up!" Li Jinglong shouted, stopping Li Laowai from cursing.
Then, under the surprised eyes of all the soldiers, he ran over quickly. Then he stepped on the ice with his legs and continued to charge.
Whoosh!
Snapped!
Li Jinglong squatted on his butt and sat on the ice.
"Master!" Li Laowai quickly led someone to help Li Jinglong up, "Do you want to skate? There is too little ice, you can't skate. You rest first, and the younger one will help you make a big ice track.
Come out, it’s fun to slide!”
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Suddenly, Li Jinglong laughed so hard that he burst into tears. His smile was particularly ferocious, "God help me!" He said, pushing Li Laowai away, "Pass this order to the entire army to boil water!"
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Wow! Whoop!
Buckets of water were vented from the walls of the lonely fort and from the slopes of the military camp. There were fires everywhere in the camp, and the iron buckets were filled with snow. Do not boil it, as it has just melted and still has ice stubble.
, falling directly from high to low.
Gradually, the entire slope, as well as the walls of the solitary castle, were covered with a layer of crystal clear, like ice sculptures.
Li Jinglong squatted on a slope and watched the soldiers pour water to water the ice sculpture attack he had conceived.
At first, the veterans and officers in the army were still a little confused, thinking that Duke Cao was just fooling around. But when no one could stand on the slope and whoever came up would slide down, everyone gradually understood. Without anyone urging them, they started boiling water desperately.
water.
When the Tatars come to fight, they must come up from this slope. They are surrounded by slippery ice. The faster they rush, the faster they slide down. And on our side, we can treat those Tatars as living creatures from high places.
Target, hit them hard.
The sun gradually tilts, and the remaining light of dusk shines on the cast ice slope, making it crystal clear and beautiful.
In an instant, Li Jinglong actually wanted to cry.
He remembered the scene when he was a child, when his father swung a wooden stick, beat him to death, and cursed you, you idiot.
"Dad! Your son is not a fool, he is a genius!" Li Jinglong shouted in his heart.
The Tatars couldn't climb up this icy slope even if their legs were worn out. Even if they climbed up, there would still be an even more slippery solitary wall made of ice.
Wow, another bucket of water poured down the top.
"Don't call this watering!" Li Jinglong shouted, "You idiots, you said you can't water this!"
As he said that, he ran to the slope where watering was not allowed and shouted to the top, "They are all idiots and have no brains. This slope, only these few roads, do not need watering or freezing. The Tatars have arrived.
The time is coming, should we go here?"
On the entire slope, a few slope passages were deliberately set aside for only three or two people to walk side by side.
"Think about it. After the fight, the Tatars will all be crowded here. We are up there. There are dozens of musketeers standing in a passage. No one can get in. Even if the gods come, they have to kneel down!"
"The master of the house is wise!" Li Laowai praised from above, and punched and kicked those who splashed water.
"Where are the artillery!" Li Jinglong continued to ask, "Remember, I point the muzzle of the solid bullets at the bottom of the slope, where the Tatars come up. I point the muzzle of the artillery loaded with iron sand and loose bullets at these slopes!
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"Also, put it over there, it's called crossfire!"
Li Jinglong's roar was full of power.
"Remember, behind a passage, stood a hundred-man musketry team. There were thirty people in a group. One person fired the gun and the others loaded it. It was just like the three-stage shooting in daily training. It couldn't stop for a moment. The extra ten people,
Get ready to throw thunderbolts for me!"
"Also, don't stop the water! When beating, pour the water while beating, just like I said!"
"Brothers, we will make great achievements today. We will stop the Tatars and everyone will be promoted and become rich!"
"I am the Duke of Cao of the Ming Dynasty. Everything I spit on is like nails. If you win the battle, each one of you will be counted as one. As long as you are alive, I will own the entire Qinhuai River to make you happy!"
"Hehe, you have never touched a delicate little girl! Let me tell you, she is so tender! One end is trembling!"
"Not only for the ladies, but also for the captured war horse skins and valuables from the Tatars. I don't want a penny, I'll give them all to you!"
This chapter has been completed!