Chapter 430 What would Boss Ai do? Honeymoon savior!
But even so, you can't judge a book by its appearance.
The passenger just asked if there was an empty box. Serving passengers is your duty within the scope of your job. Why are you showing off your sense of superiority?
Unpredictable brows twitched, turned to look at Darth Franco, who also had a dark face next to him, and asked:
"When encountering this situation, how would Boss Ai solve it?"
Das was stunned when he heard this, and said while thinking about it:
"I will drag this person to the conductor's office and force the conductor at gunpoint to book the entire train!"
"Boss Ai would smile and take out a wad of gold dollars and throw it in front of the train conductor and this guy who looks down on others."
Having said this, Das nodded confidently:
"Yes, it should be like this. Of course, Boss Ai can't really book the entire train. He just lets this guy know that he made a mistake and offended a rich man he can't afford to offend!"
"Then, as the train conductor and his desperate begging for mercy, these two people were killed."
"Kill it!"
Das Franco's tone had no ups and downs, as if he was talking about a very ordinary thing.
Well, slap your face back first, and then take the Overlord Car. Typical, typical villain behavior template. Unpredictable complained in his heart. Then he turned to look at the stunned young conductor and patted him on the shoulder sincerely.
:
"Young man, look. You should be lucky to have met me!"
"Otherwise, the end will be really tragic!"
The conductor was about to shout when he saw the naked "savage" in front of him suddenly raised his right hand and buckled down a very wide civilized hat.
As soon as everything went dark, I didn't know anything anymore.
Contract item: "Amnesia" hat.
If used on ordinary ironborn, the side effect is coma, with almost no failure rate.
Unexpectedly put back his hat, pushed open the door of the "high-class sleeper" carriage, and did not forget to say to Das:
"He will be woken up by others after a while, and he won't remember that the two of us went in."
"And let me say it again, we are law-abiding people and we must not kill innocent people indiscriminately."
Das frowned, said nothing, and followed Mozhi into the car.
It is indeed first class!
It was Mozhi's first time riding a federal train. He had no reference and could only compare it with the trains he had taken in his previous life.
This high-end box is a bit like those European trains in old movies of the 1970s and 1980s. Even the corridors are covered with clean carpets.
Of course, the train speed cannot be compared with the high-speed rail in my hometown, but the high-speed rail in my hometown does not have such a VIP service like a box.
Walking through the corridor, there is a private room with the door open. Unpredictably, you can see the layout inside the private room. It really looks like a micro-hotel with exquisite decoration.
There is even a wine display inside, a wine cabinet built into the wooden wall. It is obvious that the wine is included in the ticket.
"How much does it cost to make up for the ticket?" Mo Zhi asked Das casually.
Das recalled:
"For a journey that stretches across the entire continent from north to south, a high-end box like this should cost around 2 gold dollars."
Mo Zhi nodded, cursing in his heart.
It’s so expensive!
Sure enough, you still need gold-threaded banknotes to live comfortably.
Next to it is the ordinary carriage, which is completely different from the quiet and spacious one here. The carriage there is like a slum, filled with people sitting and standing, and it is extremely crowded.
This train takes four days and four nights.
Then, I felt a little worried.
There are a total of ten boxes in this carriage, and as the conductor said, they are already full. You can't just throw the people in one of the boxes out of the train in broad daylight and occupy the magpie's nest, right?
This is completely inconsistent with Mu Zhi’s philosophy of life where he only does good things and does good deeds.
What's more, although I'm on the train now, it's not safe.
Pandora will definitely investigate the matter in the Iron Mountain Secret Realm. The entire northern province and even several neighboring provinces will take action. Maybe the railway passenger transport, which is an important means of transportation, will also be subject to a series of investigations.
So, it’s better not to make any noise as much as possible
Among them, Das's face must be on the internal wanted list. The conductor just paid attention to him, so of course he must use "amnesia" to solve this hidden danger.
Along the corridor, he checked the ten compartments, but couldn't find any opportunities. As a last resort, he had no choice but to take Das to the next compartment and continue searching.
Finally, something happened in a room on the floor above the second premium sleeper car.
the door is open
A fashionable high-heeled shoe was thrown out of the door, hitting the wall on the other side of the corridor hard and bouncing to the ground.
Then, there is another one
Immediately afterwards, a woman's curse came from inside:
"Trash! What I want is yellow peach flavored yogurt, do you understand?"
"Yellow peach flavor! Not peach flavor! How could there be a stupid man like you! How could I marry such a stupid man like you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a snap, and something in the box was thrown to the ground, and a shattering sound was heard.
Mo Sui's heart moved. He made a silent gesture to Das behind him and walked lightly to the door of the box.
In the box, a rather young man was laughing and comforting his female companion in a gentle tone:
"This is on the train. You can't buy yellow peach flavor, only peach flavor."
"Don't be angry, honey. When you get to Snow Castle City at the next stop, there should be something for sale at the station. I'll get off the car and buy it for you."
"Wait a minute, I'm not angry, just wait two or three hours."
"Nonsense!" The woman stood on the bed, akimbo, pointing at the man's nose under the bed:
"If I could wait, would I still use you to buy it?"
"I don't care, I don't care, I want it now, I'm very unhappy!"
"There's nothing I can do." The man's face was full of bitterness. He didn't dare to argue anymore and leaned over to clean up the glass residue on the wooden floor.
This is a red wine glass that was broken on the ground by a woman because she was angry.
"Don't get out of bed, don't throw the cup, it will hurt your feet." While cleaning up, the man did not forget to tell the woman on the bed.
But the woman gave up and sat down on the bed like crazy, howling and crying:
"I regret it, I really regret it!"
"How could I marry such a useless man like you? How could my father agree to let me marry you?"
"You can't even buy the yogurt I want to drink. My honeymoon was not a happy one."
"You ruined my honeymoon, all because of you. This is a once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon."
"I feel so wronged. I have never suffered such grievances since I was a child. I am not happy anymore."
After crying for a while, the woman grabbed another red wine glass on the bedside table again and threw it to the ground with a bang.
The floor that had just been cleaned was once again in a mess, with broken glass and spilled red wine all over the floor.
The man shook his head helplessly, coaxing his mouth dry but it had no effect at all, and silently lowered himself to clean up the ground again.
Just then, there was a bang.
The box door was closed.
Only then did the noisy man and woman realize that there were two more ragged people in the room.
The door has been locked.
The young but smiling man in front looked around with a satisfied smile, his eyes finally fell on the ground, and his tone was very frivolous:
"You two just got married, are you going on a honeymoon?"
The woman's eyes suddenly widened, she pointed at Mo Zhi and shouted:
"Who are you? Get out!"
"Otherwise I'll call the train police!"
The man reacted quickly and stood in front of his newlywed wife, looking at the two of them warily:
"What are you going to do?"
Before Mu Zhi had time to answer, the woman blocked by her husband had already jumped to her feet and cursed:
"Get out of here! Otherwise I won't be polite!"
"My father is the chairman of Northern Steel Company. If you dare not listen to me, I...I..."
After thinking for two seconds, the woman mustered up the courage:
"I'll tell my dad to arrest you!"
Unexpectedly, I felt like my forehead was covered with black lines.
She is indeed a spoiled little princess, and her IQ is really alarming.
I raised my eyes and glanced at my husband, feeling that this guy's reaction was relatively normal.
"Who are you? What do you want to do?" My husband asked again with trembling vigilance.
Fear is normal. Anyone who travels a long distance by train and is suddenly blocked by two ragged guys with evil looks should know the danger.
Mo Zhi thought for a while and replied:
"Please call me the honeymoon savior!"
The other three people in the room were stunned for a moment, including Das behind him, who all rolled their eyes.
What a honeymoon savior!
Just when the man was about to scream loudly, Mo Zhi stepped forward and put the "amnesia" hat on the woman's head.
The woman fell softly on the bed and fell asleep.
But his husband was just an ordinary ironman. When encountering such a sudden change, his eyes widened in horror and he forgot to shout loudly.
Mu Zhi looked at the man with a smile and said seriously:
"Don't be afraid, we have no ill intentions and will not hurt you."
Only then did the man react. He quickly checked his newlywed wife on the bed and found that she was really just asleep. Then he looked at the two unpredictable people again:
"You. You"
Unpredictable patted his shoulder sincerely and explained:
"You're doing well, don't shout, otherwise I might really be tempted to take action!"
"We just want to hitchhike, really. Don't believe it, look at your look. We really just want to hitchhike."
"You have two choices now."
Unexpectedly, the man calmed down and held out two fingers:
"First, you walk with us obediently and act as if nothing happened."
"Or, I'll knock you out too."
The man was astonished and seemed not to have heard clearly. He looked at the unknown in confusion and horror.
"Look? Don't be afraid. I told you I didn't mean any harm!"
"We're just giving you a ride, we won't hurt you. Isn't this an easy choice to make?"
"I can let your annoying new wife sleep until the destination. Do you understand? I really admire your brother for such a difficult wife. I must have had a hard time serving her all the way!"
"Come with us and just pretend nothing happened. I'll let your wife sleep until you reach your destination!"
The man gradually understood, and then added another sentence with an unpredictable smile:
"This can save your honeymoon, or at least make it more comfortable for you."
Suddenly, the man nodded almost subconsciously:
"So. You called"
“Honeymoon saver?!”
"Well, don't do anything inappropriate, and I won't hurt you." Mo Zhi raised his hands in front of the man and swore again.
The man nodded again and again: "I'll listen to you."
Because, he saw the unpredictable swearing hands
Holding a foot-long dagger.
Mozhi and Das Franco took turns borrowing the bathroom of the "Overlord Car" to give them a new look.
Of course, Das's clothes were given to him by Mozhi, and he had a lot of inventory in his warehouse.
The husband never dared to make any move, he just sat quietly beside his sleeping wife, very quiet.
Mo Zhi blew dry his wet hair, then wrapped himself in a windbreaker and sat in front of the man:
"Carry your wife to the innermost bed."
The man was stunned.
Mozhi pointed to the bed in the room:
"There are only three rooms, and you can't live in them! Do you want me to sleep next to your wife?"
The man hurriedly but very carefully picked up his newlywed wife and placed her on the bed inside. Then, like a guard, he sat beside the bed, guarding the still sleeping woman behind him.
After thinking about it, he covered his wife with a quilt as if he was afraid of catching cold.
When Mu Zhi saw this, he sighed, it was another licking dog.
This one turned out to be a successful lick
It's a pity that the man in front of me married such a little princess, and you can only imagine what the rest of his life will be like.
It is absolutely hell!
Sure enough, the ending of dog licking is the same - no one ends well.
Mo Zhi raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "You are doing very well. Look, how good it is for us to live in harmony like this!"
"We got off the bus when we arrived at Dongcheng City."
The man looked at the dim night outside the car window, paused, and said hesitantly:
"I will. I will be honest and I will not call for help."
Turning his eyes to Mo Zhi, staring at his honest image of harmlessness, the man asked:
"Are you fugitives? Are you really not going to silence us?"
Mu Zhi reached out and took out his work ID card and waved it in front of the man:
"We are official and are performing secret missions and will not harm civilians."
When the man saw the icon of two crossed swords on the Inspectorate's ID card, he breathed a long and visibly relieved sigh.
I feel more relieved.
Sighing, the man thought thoughtfully:
"Actually, oh~~ what should I say? I'm relieved, really relieved."
"To be honest, the four hours since you came here have been me. She and I have been in love and got married for several years, and we started our honeymoon trip yesterday."
“Except for the most relaxing hours while sleeping!”
"She is very clingy, very annoying, and has a lot of things going on. I really feel a little tired, but alas~ I can't help it. Who made me want to marry her."
"Don't worry, I won't call the police. Just let her sleep like this. At least, I can have a relaxing journey on the train for more than ten hours."
Having said this, the man’s eyes were bright:
"You really are. Really a honeymoon saver!"
Hearing the words unexpectedly, the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily
Das Franco was coming out of the bathroom after washing and shaving. When he heard these words from the man, he almost laughed out loud.
This unpredictability makes riding in the "Overlord Car" so refreshing and refined.
There's no one left
This chapter has been completed!