Chapter 533: A speech without a single word of truth? This “fraud” is a bit big
It's just that the arrow is on the string and I have to shoot it.
Unpredictable is not a person with stage fright. He looked around at the hundreds of Hesse people in the hall.
Smiling and nodding, he already had an idea in his mind. He walked towards Deputy Governor Mason with the young and promising steps of an inspector general, and took the phone calmly and confidently.
After a pause for a few seconds, and seeing everyone in the audience completely quiet, Mo Zhi raised the microphone:
"Thank you all for being here, Deputy Governor Mason and the Southern Provincial Council for their generosity and support. I am what Deputy Governor Mason said, the young and brave new Inspector General of Bancarol City, unpredictable!"
"I think everyone should now be able to confirm that Deputy Governor Mason is an honest and cautious elder. As you can see, I am indeed quite young, and I am confident that I am as brave as Mr. Mason said. Mr. Mason is not
I didn’t lie to everyone!”
These few words were used by Mason to praise himself, but they were quite humorous. They were very in line with the Hesse's arrogant and limelight-loving character, and immediately lifted the atmosphere of the entire golden hall.
"Hahaha~~" There was a burst of sparse applause from the audience at first, and at the same time, some people began to react and burst out laughing, and then the atmosphere in the entire venue began to turn warm.
Unexpectedly glanced in the direction of his people with his eyes, and found that his team members were arranged in various positions throughout the venue, all looking at him with their arms folded leisurely. Only Sharna, the life secretary, shook her head with a wry smile, as if
I am speechless at being so boastful.
"Everyone, I'm honored." Mu Zhi put away the microphone, turned everyone's attention to himself again, and waited for it to quiet down before he could calmly edit his own draft:
"I am honored to be transferred to Ben Carroll and become the inspector general of this city that can only be described as great. This has made me excited for a long time since I first heard the news.
That’s because I’m about to become a member of Bancarroll City, which is an incredible honor!”
"Bancarol City, even the entire southern province, and everyone living here, and even all the Hesse people, can be called great. I think this is a fact recognized by the entire continent!"
These contents are widely recognized by the Hesse people. Such unexpected praise once again ignited the pride in the hearts of the Hesse people, and the audience suddenly burst into warm applause.
Mobi smiled and pressed his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet. He turned to look at Deputy Governor Mason beside him, and found that the other person was looking at him with bright eyes. He understood that the other person was in the midst of an unexpected surprise.
Not only was he pleasantly surprised, but the southern tribe behind the scenes might also be excited by their praise of the Hesse people. Mo Zhi was determined and continued to lie:
"I think no one will have any objection to denying the greatness of the Hesse people, Bancarol City, and even the entire southern province!" Mozhi continued the previous article and continued to cheat, choosing the total score in the primary school essay.
The general structure, and he started to talk endlessly:
"Yes, the Hesse people are great, and I am proud to work in the land of Southern Province!"
"As we all know, the Hesse people are the oldest people in Rodinia. They have a splendid culture that the Tang people, Eastern people and even the Europeans do not have. This is something that all the Hesse people should be proud of!"
"The Hesse people have thousands of gods. They are not like the Dongsi people, the Europeans and the Tang people. They only believe in the only existence of the Iron God. Everyone, this is the simplest truth. The Hesse people are the strongest.
The biggest and the best, because we have more blessings from the gods, which makes us inherently stronger than them, doesn't it?"
"Yes~~~~" Several people in the audience immediately responded in unison.
It's your size. This is the source of your backwardness. It's tiring to believe in one iron god, let alone believe in so many gods. Haha, you are often fighting among yourself because of your different beliefs. Not only can religion not save you, but it will consume you.
You idiots have spent all your money and national cohesion in unpredictable ways. I resisted the urge to roll my eyes and continued to speak:
"The Hesse people have the smartest minds and an IQ that is the envy of everyone. There is no doubt that I have traveled to many places on the mainland and have seen too many stupid Easterners and Europeans. This makes me whole
People have become stupid. It was not until I came here, among the Hesse people, that I felt that my IQ finally returned to normal levels."
"Hahaha~~~" The laughter started again.
Only you Hesse people believed this kind of lie. You waited for silence in the audience with a smile on your face. You cursed in your heart: It was only after I came here and met you that I realized how smart I am.
"I believe that the facts have helped me prove what I said! If I don't say anything else, let's talk about this place. Bancarol, or the entire southern province, this is a great land, and only the Hesse people are qualified to live there.
On such a land!"
"The Southern Province is the largest agricultural province in the continent, and the output of agricultural products accounts for one-third of the entire continent. This is a miracle that can only happen on the land of the Hesse people!"
"Even this makes the booming industrial scale of the southern province seem so mediocre. No one else on the continent knows that Hesse Manufacturing has long been the number one in the entire continent, providing all goods to the entire continent.
It’s not possible to leave the southern provinces, because their industry will be paralyzed due to lack of raw materials, don’t you think so?”
This passage is a bit deep, and ordinary Hesse people may not understand it. It is unpredictable that the conversation changed at the end. Regardless of whether the logic is correct or not, it is just right to praise the Hesse people for their awesomeness.
The people in the audience were already mesmerized by this. This may be the first time they have received praise from a Tang person in such a grand public occasion, even the director of the Supervision Bureau!
“The Hesse are the richest because our Bancarol has the largest slum in the entire continent!”
"Don't underestimate the slums! Who are the people living in the slums? They are poor people. Although they are poor, it shows that the starting point of the entire southern province is low. In other words."
Mo Cai felt that he was almost out of shape. He quickly wiped his sweat and warned himself not to let himself go, and then continued:
"That is to say, we have more room for progress in the future! As the southern province becomes rich and powerful, all the poor Hesse people will become rich. Think about it, this is not a disadvantage, but a great hope.
An advantage that is enough to shock the entire continent - when all Hesse people can reach the middle-class level, the southern province will definitely be the richest province in the entire continent and a super province!"
"Yes~~~" The enthusiastic Hesse officials in the audience have formed a habit. Every time Mu Zhi says a word, they will affirm it in unison below.
Mo Zhi searched his mind and put the topic on Bancarroll City this time:
"We have the most beautiful city in the entire continent, and the pearl on the bank of the Huan River - Bancarol! This is a gift given to the Hesse people by the God of Iron and thousands of gods in the Hesse!"
"As we all know, Bancarol has the same long-standing culture, the cleanest and tidiest cityscape in the continent, the best citizens, and the Hershey cuisine that is the envy of everyone."
"Please believe that I really fall in love with the city of Bancarol and will consider this place as my home in the future!"
"No city on the mainland can compare with Ban Carroll. If you have been to other cities in the mainland, you will find that the garbage in other cities is not as clean as Ban Carroll."
many!"
Uh~~ I almost told the truth again, but Mu Zhi quickly stopped and changed the subject:
"Don't think that a lot of garbage is a bad thing! This shows that there are more Hesse people living here, which means that the whole city is more dynamic. After all, only a dynamic city can produce so much garbage, with a population as large as the northern province
In a sparse city, there is no need to have garbage. Everyone should know how backward they are. This also shows that Bancarroll has a scale and prospects that other cities cannot match."
I'm sorry, Northern Province, for putting you at risk. Mo Zhi held a moment of silence in his heart and said again:
"The Hesse people also have a mother river that is envied by everyone - the Huan River! Because this is a holy river given by the Iron God, it has the cleanest water quality!"
"The Huan River water is the cleanest water and the most sacred water. Even cow dung and corpses deposited in the water will be purified by the sacred power of the Huan River and become the purest and most hygienic thing in the world. It is simply better than alcohol used in hospitals.
A disinfected body needs to be clean!”
"Also, the Hesse people have the most cattle in the entire continent! I believe everyone knows this. The Hesse people will definitely dominate the entire continent in the future and make other provinces bow their heads because they don't have that many
It’s a sacred cow! There’s no way to borrow the power of a sacred cow, right?”
"They don't even have cow dung. Without this magical and powerful cow dung, how can they possibly compete with the Hesse people?"
"Here, there is also the most excellent tradition, which gives the Hesse people an advantage that others do not have, that is. The Hesse people know how to respect men!"
"Men are the main body of society. This is a fact that no true god can deny! Only among the Hesse people can men give full play to their nature and possess those women who are born low. Believe me, this will definitely make the Hesse people
Greater."
"It is precisely because of this that the Hesse people are the largest in the mainland in terms of population size. After all. Haha, Hesse men can make women pregnant anytime and anywhere."
"Hahahaha~~~" The audience burst into laughter.
That's almost it! Mo Zhi felt that his mouth was dry from what he had said, so he paused quickly and made a final summary:
"Everyone, in short, I admire and respect the Hesse people from the bottom of my heart. I really like the work here. In the position of Director of Supervision, I will witness the Southern Province, Ben Carroll, and the Hesse people.
Great again!”
"Thanks!"
boom
The audience burst into applause.
To be honest, this may be the first time these blindly confident Hesse officials have heard such a well-founded argument - they used to just verbally praise each other for being awesome, lacking a logical basis, like blind howling without any confidence.
Whatever you say, anyway, the Hesse people in the southern province are the best and most powerful!
At this time, they heard such a clear and logical argument from the new Director of Supervision, which was not very logical but the matter was not that important.
In short, they were ignited by the speech.
Even the deputy governor Mason next to him showed admiration. He quickly stepped forward and put his arms around Mu Zhi's shoulders, and led him affectionately off the stage.
If he had already regarded the unpredictable politeness as hypocritical official entertainment, then at this moment, he really felt empathy for the director of the Supervision Bureau, who had a different skin color but agreed with Hesse.
Mo Zhi walked down the stage with a smile on his face. He raised his head and looked around at his subordinates. He saw that the group headed by Calderon were all looking at him with admiration and enthusiasm. The man who once said that he would tie Mo Zhi to the bed and call him
Ruth Theresa's "Devil" even showed a loving heart to the unpredictable from afar.
On the other side, Peter Parker, the work secretary, looked as usual, as if he was used to telling lies.
Sharna, on the other hand, gave Mozhi a thumbs up and expressed her "admiration" sincerely.
It is really not easy to prove the Hesse people's reputation from so many strange angles and convince them, and to formulate good logic in such a short period of time.
At least, the on-site effect is excellent!
Unpredictable looked back with a smile, but in his mind, he thought that in his first speech just now, he didn't even say a word of truth, right?!
He didn't have time to think carefully about what he had just said. He glanced sideways around the entire hall, but still found no clue of the Southern Tribe's appearance.
It seems that this dinner still has to be social. Mo Zhi raised his head and said to the deputy governor next to him:
"How's it going? I didn't disappoint you, did I?"
"No! How could it be? Brother!" Mason's voice suddenly rose and he couldn't wait to deny:
"Brother Unpredictable, I really don't know. It turns out that you are such a unique and approachable young man. It's amazing!"
"Oh?" Mu Zhi was confused by him and didn't know where he started.
Mason said in a low voice and solemnly: "I have never seen anyone other than brown skin have such a high and in-depth understanding of the Hesse people!"
"You don't look down on the Hesse people. From now on, unpredictable, you will be my brother!"
Seeing the other party's solemn and gleaming gaze, Mo Zhi suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body, and quickly said to Mason:
"Brother, I'm going to the bathroom first."
"Okay, brother, I'll wait for you!" Mason stretched out his hand to summon four waitresses in gauze clothes with their navels exposed, and arranged:
"Go and wait on Director Mo to use the toilet."
Unpredictable and dumbfounded
Is this service even available?
Seeing that the four maids were not shy at all and looked at themselves, the host of this dinner, with piercing eyes, they had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow the four maids to the depths of the hall.
"Well, can you wait for me here? I value privacy more!" Seeing that the four maids had already entered the magnificent bathroom, and still had no intention of stopping, Mo Zhi said quickly.
The four maids suddenly looked disappointed.
Mo Zhi didn't bother to care about them, so he got into one of them. He didn't have time to sigh that the bathroom was bigger than the bedroom. He locked the door and Mu Zhi held the wall with complicated pattern murals, breathing heavily.
Sighing.
The feeling of Fu Yuan's spiritual beating suppressed him to the point where he was almost breathless, and he was almost always holding on.
This is because this is the first time that Mu Zhi has faced so many people at the same time and told so many lies - his fraud has never been on such a scale!
This chapter has been completed!