It is no exaggeration to say that the folk customs of Xiaojiazhuangzi have always been simple and honest. Even if they do not pick up things on the road or close their doors at night, it is not an exaggeration! Not to mention encountering thieves, even small things like losing things rarely happen once in a few years.
But this time, what was lost was nothing valuable, just a piece of bacon, so most people present agreed with the old man's words.
Not to mention that the woman just hung the bacon under the eaves. Even if she put it away and hid it, it would still be found by those weasels who were accustomed to wandering around the village and take it back to their dens!
Seeing that things were over, the onlookers who had no more fun to watch were about to disperse.
But unexpectedly, at this moment, another banker ran out of the alley in a panic. When he saw everyone on the street, the banker immediately shouted in a hurry: "Hey!
Folks, has anyone seen my pants?"
"Pants?"
Everyone who was about to disperse was stunned when they heard this, and then all looked at the man's lower body!
Through the sparse lanterns on the roadside, you can vaguely see that this person's pants are well worn on his body, and he is not running naked on the street with his legs bare as imagined.
"The third child of the Chen family is sleepwalking? Is he out looking for pants at night?"
After reading it carefully, everyone who was sure that they had read it correctly was speechless! Among them, a few shrewd women even pointed at the lower body of the third child of the Chen family. The expressions on their faces could not tell whether they were contempt or disdain.
disappointment.
"Oh, it's not the one I'm wearing!"
The third child of the Chen family also noticed his slip of the tongue at this time, and his old face turned red with embarrassment. Fortunately, it was already dark at this time, and outsiders could not see clearly. They could only see him stamping his feet fiercely, and then he spoke and gestured.
Urgently said:
"It's the pair of trousers I hung to dry in the yard. Those are new trousers I made just for the New Year! Oh, by the way, my riding crop and bridle are also missing!"
On the street, hearing the third son of the Chen family saying that there were other things missing, everyone felt nervous and thought to themselves, "Is it possible that there is really a thief in this village?"
However, when they heard clearly what he had thrown away, those people were immediately speechless! A moment later, they heard a voice talking to themselves: "Pants, riding crop? Halter? Tsk, tut, this thief is so playful?
"
As soon as these words came out, everyone around was stunned! There was a deathly tranquility in the air!
It wasn't until the first person couldn't hold it in anymore that he laughed out loud, and then the others burst into laughter like a flash flood!
"Hahaha... I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore! I can't breathe!"
"I...I can't breathe for a long time! Horsewhip? Doesn't that thing hurt? Hahaha..."
For a time, except for some ignorant children, all the farmers in the street burst into tears of laughter! They were so weak that they couldn't even straighten their waists!
As for those shrewish women, their faces were red at this time, and they spat at the third child of the Chen family from a distance. The third child of the Chen family looked like a monk two feet tall, completely confused!
What happened? What's going on? It was obviously his own thing, but instead of showing sympathy, they actually laughed at him!
And just laugh at it, these shrews even spit on themselves, what the hell is going on?
"Hahaha...ahem..."
After a burst of violent laughter, seeing Chen Laosan standing there at a loss, several bankers who were laughing so hard that they were out of breath now became even more desperate! Pointing at Chen Laosan, he was out of breath.
He asked angrily: "Just... why didn't you go back to the kang to see if your wife had been stolen?"
"Hahaha……"
As soon as these words came out, the laughter that had subsided just a moment ago burst out again. Almost everyone beat their chests and stamped their feet, as if they had encountered the most hilarious thing in the world! Xiao Han, who was also mixed in the crowd, was gritting his teeth and couldn't bear it.
Grinning loudly!
Without him, the phrase "you have enough fun" just came from his mouth!
At this time, there was also a slender hand on the soft flesh between his ribs, constantly pulling his flesh into thirty-six shapes...
Obviously, compared with the woman who lost her bacon, Chen Laosan's experience was undoubtedly much more unlucky!
Not only did he lose something, no one compensated him, but he was also laughed at by the neighbors. He was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while, trembling. In the end, he had to turn his head and hatefully amidst the roar of everyone's laughter.
Rush home!
However, even his return home seems to be filled with endless fun in the eyes of others! The person who just spoke even "kindly" reminded behind his back: Chen Laosan, you must hold on for a while.
! Even if your mother-in-law is stolen, don’t worry about it! At least you still have a pair of pants...
"Get the fuck out of here!" In the cold wind, Chen Laosan's angry and angry voice came, followed by a burst of laughter from the people around him.
Xiao Han felt that celebrating the New Year's Day in his Zhuangzi was a great time. Not only did he watch the shocking "Fire Trees and Silver Flowers Never Sleep", but he also took the opportunity to watch two major dramas. It was definitely a worthwhile trip!
As for the fact that two families in Zhuangzi were robbed one after another in just half a night, it didn't enter his mind at all!
Perhaps in his opinion, what kind of thief would not steal valuable things, but instead find strange things to steal? If he continues to steal like this, won't the thief starve to death?
Chen Laosan ran away and the crowd dispersed again. An An, who was being held by Xiao Han, was also tired at this time. She stared blankly and lay on Xiao Han's shoulder.
When Xiao Han saw this, he didn't dare to stay outside anymore for fear of freezing his daughter. He quickly picked up Xue Pan and walked quickly to his home.
"Oh! Lord Marquis, you are finally back!"
All the way to the entrance of Xiao Mansion, before Xiao Han could climb the steps to enter, Butler Lu, who had already been circling in front of the house for countless times like a donkey, immediately hurriedly greeted him and was about to report something.
"Don't be busy yet!" Xiao Han was shocked when he saw Butler Lu's appearance, wondering if anything weird would happen today? However, after thinking that his daughter had fallen asleep, Xiao Han still endured the uneasiness in his heart and went to
I said hello to Butler Lu and hurried back to the room.
"What's going on!" Putting down his sleeping daughter and watching Xue Pan busy arranging her clothes, Xiao Han quietly left the room, found Butler Lu who looked anxious, and asked: "What happened again?!
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"again?"
Butler Lu was not on the street just now, so he didn't know what happened at all. Now when he saw Xiao Han using the word "again" to ask himself, he was stunned for a moment, then he woke up, clapped his thigh and said: "My
Mr. Hou! Something bad has happened! Our house has been robbed!"
This chapter has been completed!