Chapter 483 Adventure in the Bath (Part 1)

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 The book continues from the previous chapter and announces the answer.

The beggar princess’ surname is Guan and her given name is Muzhu, Guan Muzhu.

I thought to myself, it seems that her father is an educated man.

The word "Mu Bamboo" comes from the "Poetry Praise for Jian Yuan Hou" written by Fu Fu, a great calligrapher in the Northern Song Dynasty. It means that the sun is blowing away from the wind, and the bamboo smoke is waving in the moon. When used on a woman, it means that the woman is fresh, elegant, and otherworldly.

For a person who is in trouble, it is always better to provide help in times of need than to add icing on the cake. I am making a long-term investment by helping her today. I bet that she can help me one day in the future.

"Sister, do you want to eat ice cream? Short cream cones, they are delicious."

"Sister, do you want to drink water? Black tea, green tea, Sprite, Coke, mineral water. What do you want to drink? I'll buy it for you?"

"It's almost noon, sister, what do you want to eat? I heard that there is a good noodle shop nearby. How about we go to eat noodles with soybean paste?"

I kept asking for help.

Perhaps it seemed too enthusiastic, and she was a little uncomfortable with it. At noon, we found a noodle restaurant and sat down to eat.

Everyone says Beijing Zhajiang Noodles are delicious, but I find them very unpalatable. The noodles are salty and hard, and my mouth is dirty after eating them. I put down my chopsticks after taking two bites, but they all slurped them up happily.

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"Uncle, I'm quite familiar with Beijing, and I also have acquaintances here. Do you have any clues about the Yu Beitou we are looking for?"

Uncle Liu put down his chopsticks, frowned and said, "The information we have so far indicates that Yu Dabeitou may be in a place called Shangcai Club."

"Shangcai Club?"

Why does this name feel so inappropriate?

None of them had mobile phones, but I did, and I immediately searched online.

I looked at my phone and frowned and said, "Uncle, it seems there is no Shangcai Club. There is only a small shop called Shangcai Bath. The location is probably in an urban village on the North Fourth Ring Road. Is it here?"

Uncle Liu shook his head and said he didn't know.

I said let’s eat quickly! Let’s go and take a look after eating.

After eating, I whispered, "Sister, you can just call me Xiaoxiang. The sun outside is too hot and it won't heal if you get sunburned. How about I buy an umbrella to hold it for you?"

She immediately laughed and said, "You should call me the second supervisor, and I will still call you Brother Xiang. Besides, although my father is very powerful, I have never been pampered since I was a child. You don't have to be like this."

At this time, Little Xingxing said, "Xiang Da
Brother, can you buy me a small crispy cream cone? I want to eat it."

I said you should just eat your ass. If you eat something cold after you have just finished eating, you will easily have diarrhea. Let’s talk about it next time.

It's around three o'clock in the afternoon, North Fourth Ring Road, a certain urban village.

Shangcai Bathhouse is a roadside bathhouse. Judging by our visual inspection, it is quite large, so we went straight in to find someone.

"How many people wash?

"Single room or lobby? Do you want to rub your back?"

I smiled and said, "Brother, I'm asking if there is anyone named Yu here or nearby?"

"No." The other party said without thinking.

"Please think carefully, this person may be a beggar."

"I asked you whether you should wash yourself or not! Don't talk about beggars! We don't have anyone named Yu here!"

Seeing that the man at the front desk didn't look like he was lying, Uncle Liu and I discussed it in a low voice and got the same result.

After all, Yu Beigou possesses the Beggar Clan's most precious jade, Ruyi, so someone else must be looking for him, so if he lives nearby, he may have to remain anonymous.

I asked Uncle Liu if he had seen Yu Beggar’s head before and if he could recognize it at a glance.

He nodded and said yes.

After paying the money, I invited them to take a bath. To be honest, the second-in-command princess was okay, but Uncle Liu and a few other brats really needed a good wash.

After receiving the bracelet, I went into the men's bathroom and found the corresponding cabinet. I was still unbuttoning my pants, but Uncle Liu was already naked.

When I saw it, it was incredible.

The black light on his body was reflective, as if he was wearing fish scale armor, and the skin peeled off when he scratched his fingernails.

Little Fox, Goudan, and Little Star, these three people are not much better.

I simply took a shower, and then I summoned the person who was giving me a shower, and whispered, "Later, give them a good rub, and make sure your body is clean."

The bather glanced at it, frowned and said, "According to my experience, the old mud on their bodies will not be removed if they don't soak in hot water for an hour. At least it needs to be soaked and rubbed three times. Boss, don't blame me for increasing the price. After a few rubs,

I have to go up personally

Big move, so I want double the price."

"no problem."

I turned around and soaked in the large bathtub. The steaming water was so hot that I couldn't help but shiver. I felt so comfortable.

There were not many people in the bathhouse at this time, and there were only a few of us taking a bath. The little fox chased the little star covered in foam all over the bathhouse, and had a lot of fun.

Next door is the women's bathhouse. Although there is a wall, I can clearly hear the laughter and the sound of water flushing over there because of my unusual hearing.

The water in the pool was clear, and I was very satisfied when I looked at my lower body in the water.

I looked around and saw that no one was paying attention. I stretched out my hand and flicked it and sighed, "Oh, brother, I haven't found a warm home for you after so many years. You have suffered a lot from following me, but you

Don’t worry, we have a long way to go, and I will make up for what I owe you.”

When giving Uncle Liu a bath, the bather looked very solemn. He put a pair of bath towels on his left and right hands and asked, "Old man, how long has it been since you took a bath?"

Uncle Liu lay naked on the small bed, turned around and said with a smile, "Not long ago, I just washed it a few years ago."

The bather took a deep breath and said, "It hurts a little. You have to endure it. I'm going to start."

"No problem, come on."

I saw that the body of the bather was slightly bent, and he started working from left to right in an instant, rubbing his hands very fast!

Have you ever seen "Mud Rain?"

Even if the old mud plops down like rain, the bathers in the past were also very low-class, and there is a tradition. This bather looks like a master at first glance, and his techniques are extraordinary.

The sequence of his bathing is from top to bottom, from front to back, first rubbing and then tapping, soft and hard, pushing hard and pulling lightly.

I see that his technique is mainly with his right hand and supplemented by his left hand. He uses the broken twisting method, the push-up twisting method, the round twisting method, the flat twisting method, the side twisting method, etc.

Within a moment, a circle of "black material" had fallen around the small bed.

"Oh, I'm exhausted. I can't do it any more!" After ten minutes of vigorous scrubbing, the bather gasped and said, "I've met a rival in my life. If I want to scrub thoroughly, I think the ordinary bath towel is no longer enough and I need to change it."

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I looked on and asked what to change?

He said wait, he will come right away.

When he came back with the things, I was shocked.
He replaced it with steel wool! It's the kind of steel wool used to clean pots at home.

"ah!"

Uncle Liu couldn't bear it anymore and screamed loudly.

The bather's face was full of excitement. He pinched the back of Uncle Liu's neck with his left hand and rubbed the steel ball on Uncle Liu's back with his right hand!

Uncle Liu's entire back turned red in the blink of an eye, and the skin was even broken in some places with blood oozing out. You can imagine how strong the force was.

"Ah! Grandma's! Stop rubbing! It hurts so much!" Uncle Liu yelled and struggled.

The bather slapped Uncle Liu on the head and said loudly, "Don't move! It will be fine soon!"

Then he increased the intensity again, causing the entire small bed to move.

When Little Star and Little Fox saw this scene, they were frightened and stepped back step by step.

The bather suddenly turned his head and said, "It will be your turn soon!"

Little Star and Little Fox ran outside with their buttocks naked, and I grabbed both of them.

I said, "Don't be afraid, it's nothing, and no one will die. Just bear with it for the time being."

Twenty minutes later.

The bathroom floor drain was broken, and it took a long time to clear it.

As a result, the four of them were clean and brand new. The bather suddenly turned to me and asked, "Do you want to give me a massage too?"

I quickly said I don’t need it, look how clean I am.

Uncle Liu and the others looked at each other and suddenly laughed evilly. Then, I was lifted up by them without warning.

"Grass!"

"Put me down! Put me down quickly!"

I was face down and pressed firmly on the small bed, and then I felt a sharp pain in my back, a burning pain!

Feeling like my skin was about to be rubbed off, I turned around and kicked the bather down! I just grabbed a piece of clothing, put it on and ran out.

When I walked out of the men's bathhouse, I breathed a sigh of relief.

The princess in charge had already finished washing and was waiting for us at the front desk. She looked at me and her eyes gradually widened.

I reacted, looked down, and thought, "It's over."

Why did I run out without wearing pants?


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