"The birth date of the horoscope is sealed in the underworld? Young man, you are so bold! You think the underworld was opened by your family!"
"You dare to say that I am not qualified? You are just a third-rate Yin-Yang man who only knows some tricks! How dare you say such outrageous words! If you have the guts! Then have a one-on-one battle with me! How dare you take it!"
Uncle Cha held up the phone with one hand and said with a smile, "Why don't I dare? Old man, the age gap does not mean that you are good or bad. In the eyes of ordinary people, you may be a very powerful gentleman, but in my eyes you are not even a green onion."
superior."
There was sudden silence on the other end of the phone.
After half a minute, the other person gritted his teeth and said word by word, "Tomorrow! Ugly time! Rules in the business! See the Kongming Lantern as a sign!"
Uncle Zha said calmly, "Okay, I'll take it. Remember, my name is Zha Hongqing, from Nanping. My horoscope is the month of Jiawu in the Guimao year, and the hour of Wuwu on the day of Wuchen."
It hung up directly there.
I immediately said anxiously, "You're crazy, Uncle Cha! You can't trust me! It's a big taboo to reveal your horoscopes among colleagues!"
Uncle Cha patted me and said, "It's okay, don't worry, my master has locked my horoscope, and no one in this world can touch it."
Dou Yazai said, "Fengzi, don't you know where the other party lives? If you want me to see it, why don't we kill him now! Catch him off guard!"
Brother Yu frowned and said, "There are many of us, and the other party is not a fool. He must have changed his hiding place now. If he goes there, he will probably be in vain."
Xiaoxuan said, "His grandson's life is in our hands? Does he really not care at all?"
Uncle Cha shook his head, "It's not that he doesn't care. On the contrary, he cares a lot. That's why he just said that he would ask me to fight tomorrow night. If I lose, no one will be able to protect you. Then he will be able to find a way to save his grandson."
This is a slow-down strategy combined with a method of provoking the generals."
"You knew and still agreed?" I asked.
Uncle Cha smiled and said nothing.
The boss then asked, "Mr. Cha, is it a rule of your business to set off the Kongming Lantern for a fight?"
Uncle Cha nodded, "Yes, this trick is basically no longer used. In the past, one person would put up a Kongming lantern, and the other person would put out a lard lamp. When both sides saw the lanterns, they would set up the altar. In the end, whichever side would be defeated first, then
The other party's lamp will fall from the sky first."
The head said again, "The reason why you are using this trick is because you wait until the other party's lights turn up tomorrow night. We can know his approximate hiding location by observing the direction in which the lights rise."
Uncle Cha nodded and sighed, "The boss Wang is really awesome. He saw through my plan at a glance. I admire him."
He nodded and immediately ordered: "Wen Bin, Ya Zai, Mr. Cha will hold the other party tomorrow night. After locking the opponent's position, you rush over as quickly as possible. Xiaoxuan, Mr. Cha will need it when he gets up during the day tomorrow."
You go and help prepare everything, Yunfeng, you stay with Mr. Cha to help, and by the way, keep an eye on this kid."
After finishing speaking, he glanced at the dejected Sanwa who was tied to a chair.
Knowing that he couldn't run away, this kid suddenly raised his head and shouted harshly at us, "You can't beat my grandpa! Not only does my grandpa know how to win! He also knows how to recruit five powerful soldiers! Just wait for my grandpa to get angry!"
You are all screwed!"
Upon hearing this, Uncle Cha's expression changed a little.
The boy was instantly proud and said, "How's it going? You're afraid, I advise you to let me go as soon as possible! I'll go back and talk to my grandpa and maybe I can spare your life!"
Uncle Zha frowned and asked, "Your grandfather is from the Tadi Sect and not the Meishan Sect. How could he get so rampant?"
The boy's expression changed. He may have realized that he had accidentally revealed his grandfather's background, and immediately fell silent.
I curiously asked, "Uncle Cha, what does falang mean? Is it a type of magic? It sounds pretty awesome."
Uncle Zha said, "It's really difficult to invite five rampant soldiers to help. No wonder the opponent's words were so confident just now. If this kid hadn't revealed it, I wouldn't have guessed it."
"Is there any way to deal with it?" I asked.
Uncle Zha frowned and said, "Once the Five Rampant Soldiers are really invited, they will dare to enter the temples and gyms at will. The only way to break it is to wait for a rainy day and use the thunder spell. I think the weather is like this, and it won't rain for a while."
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I gasped and said, "We can only wait for the rainy day! Isn't that usually invincible?"
Uncle Cha
Nodding, "Don't worry, although it is very powerful, I can use my troops to block water and cover up the ground, but I am still a little worried."
"worry about what?"
Uncle Cha looked at me and said, "Didn't I tell you before that Mr. Tadi and Aunt Tadi are usually husband and wife. I'm worried that they will join forces."
I scratched my head and said, "That's so fucking weird, Uncle Cha, then why did the masseur named Cai pretend to be a landlady and sell me a wooden token to save me?" ??
Uncle Cha frowned and shook his head, "This is also what puzzles me. Even if they are not husband and wife, they must know each other."
I turned around and immediately kicked Sanwa, and asked sternly, "Tell me! Is your grandma the land-pressing aunt?"
"Don't tell me! Even if I kill you, I won't tell you!"
I took out my lighter and prepared to burn him.
He immediately said, "No! I said! My grandma is a land aunt! But she and my grandpa have been divorced for many years! They have a bad relationship! They were divorced and separated when I can only remember!"
"What's your grandma's name?"
"Zhang Cuilan."
I'm sure I don't know this person named Zhang Cuilan, I've never heard of him.
After thinking about it, I guessed that maybe this landlady didn't want to see Lao Zhou harming others, so she secretly helped me? And the other party didn't want to show up for some reason, so she asked the massage girl Sister Cai to pretend to be her and send the token.
It seems like this is the only way to explain it.
But having said that, even if I explain it this way, there are still many mysteries.
For example, that night I called Ma Dachao to order a massage service. How did Aunt Yadi know about it in advance? Why did the missing massage girl named Xiao Man disappear? Where did she go?
The more I thought about it, the more puzzled and confused I became. Then I sent a text message to Ma Dachao. I ordered him not to mess with Sister Cai’s son for now. It would be bad if friendly troops were accidentally injured. We would make a decision later based on the situation.
Two hours later, late at night.
The moon hung like a silver plate in the sky. A broken table was placed under the date tree, with a three-legged pottery incense burner placed on it. Behind the incense burner was a bowl of water.
Uncle Cha lit three sticks of incense and inserted them into the
In the furnace, he looked down at the clear water in the bowl and said, "Master, I promised you before that I would be a fortune teller in this life and not fight with others. Now it seems that I am going to break my promise. Let's
The ancestors of the Cha family were all famous Taoist priests. In my generation, although the family has fallen into decline, I will never embarrass them. I hope you can protect me."
The three sticks of incense burned bright red, and green smoke curled up into the air.
The strange thing is that the green smoke did not disperse immediately, but lasted for a long time, vaguely gathering into a very abstract pattern in mid-air. At first glance, it seemed like a majestic back figure of a person.
Uncle Zha fell to his knees with a pop. He raised his hands above his head and shouted, "Disciple, lead the order! Hehe Yangyang! The right way to Maoshan!"
I looked on and curiously asked, "Uncle Cha, since your master and ancestors are both Taoist priests, why don't you become a Taoist priest but a fortune teller?"
He stood up and explained, "My master said that I am not that kind of person. To be a Taoist priest, you must abide by the teachings, sacrifice your life for righteousness, and accept various Taoist precepts. I am not a gregarious person. I am used to freedom, and I don't want to be subject to those restrictions.
It's great to be Mr. Yin and Yang. Although you still can't avoid the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, you can be free and make your own money."
"Uncle Cha, I don't know what's going on, but my right eyelid suddenly twitched violently. Are you really sure you can win the fight tomorrow night? Those five rampant soldiers can do anything if they are invited."
Uncle Zha smiled and said, "There are many things he can do, such as exorcism, confinement, stealing money, fighting evil spirits, suppressing, fighting, and guarding. From a certain perspective, it can be said to be omnipotent. It mainly depends on whether the person using it is upright."
"In the past, when folk magicians fought, inviting Wu Yang was the bottom line. Generally, it was not necessary unless there was a blood feud between the two parties, because it is easier to invite than to send away. Once you cannot send away, you will have to pay a corresponding price."
I thought for a while, then gritted my teeth and said, "Damn it! Otherwise, why don't you just ask the Five Ramps to help you fight tomorrow night? I'll bear half of the cost for you afterwards! Even if it means losing my life, I'm willing to do it! Five Ramps will do it for Five Ramps! Still.
How can we be afraid of him!"
Uncle Cha's eyes lit up, "It's a good idea, but there's a problem."
"what is the problem?"
He grinned and said, "I fucking don't know how."
This chapter has been completed!