"Yin Yang Turtle Breath Kung Fu? Brother Yu, have you ever heard of this skill?"
Brother Yu immediately shook his head and said, "I don't know. I only know that there is a fetal breath skill in reality. It was a health-care skill developed by Taoist priests in the past to prolong life. Maybe I am ignorant."
Seeing that Brother Yu and I were discussing, the old man smiled and said: "You two are too young. It's normal to have never heard of it. My secret method of yin and yang turtle breath is a heresy. If it succeeds, you can hide it and escape. What if it fails?"
....Then I will really go see the Lord of Hell."
"It will fail. Is that risky?" I asked.
He nodded: "Of course, if you don't wake up, you will really die. If you combine it with a special eye drop, it can also have the effect of dilating the pupils, and even the hospital may not be able to detect it."
I was very interested after hearing this.
"Old man, your Yin-Yang Turtle Breathing Skill is miraculous. If one day you can't survive somewhere, you can just fake your death and go to another place to change your name and continue living."
He nodded to show his approval of what I said.
I immediately stood up, thought for a while and said, "Can you please teach me this skill? I think I can use it in the future and I want to learn it."
He looked me up and down and immediately said: "Young man, I learned this magical skill from my master the hard way back then. I was carrying shit and urine, being a cow and a horse, and you and I
I think we've known each other for less than half a day, and I don't even know your name or your name, but you want to learn my secret skills from the old man? Why are you so thick-skinned?"
"Old man, let me call you noble man. My name is Xiang Yunfeng, and I am a Taoist priest from the north. I'm not shy, but don't you think the two of us are destined to be together?"
The old man looked at me strangely.
I thought to myself and said: "Look at how old you are. If you don't have enough protection, you will fly westward one day. Wouldn't it be a pity to cut off the inheritance? You pass on this secret method of yin and yang turtle breath to me. In the future, I will travel around the world and meet everyone."
When people ask me, I will say that it was you who taught me this, so that you can look brighter on your face."
He laughed after hearing this and said: "Death is like a lamp going out. Do you think I still care about those false reputations? If I cared, then I would not choose to die alone in this remote village."
I shook my head and retorted: "It's not a false reputation. Sir, you have been in the world all your life, so you have to leave some reputation in the end, right? In the past, when you learned a craft from a master, you would hide it for fear of being seen. The modern era is different. In his case,
My mother is covering her up in the coffin. You are old, but I am still young, and I will definitely achieve something in the future. At least in our industry, I want to be the number one in stealing."
"Oh, what you say sounds grand, but the young man's hair has not even grown all over his pubic area. Do you know what the real world is?"
I immediately handed over my hand and said, "Young man, I don't understand, but I am willing to listen attentively."
Actually I understand.
In my understanding, the world is changing, there are thousands of wires in the heart, and there are thousands of knots in it. People come and go, competing for fame and fortune, hundreds of flowers bloom, and prosperity is like brocade. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and people are the rivers and lakes themselves.
But everyone has a different understanding of this issue. At this time, you have to pretend that you don't understand in front of the older generation.
He opened his mouth and yawned, closed his eyes and pondered for two seconds, and then suddenly said loudly: "Young man, listen up, for a man, the so-called arena! It means riding the fastest horse, climbing the highest mountain, and eating the best food.
Food! Drink the strongest wine! Have sex with the most beautiful woman! Play with the fastest knife! Kill the person you hate the most!"
I thought to myself: "Yes, yes... everything you say is right."
At this moment, he seemed to remember the past, his eyes were full of light, and he suddenly laughed: "Haha! I have basically done all these in my life! So I have no worries! No regrets!"
Brother Yu gave me a thumbs up, and I also gave him a few compliments. I felt that his behavior was a bit like an "elderly version of Master Yu."
"If you want to learn this skill from me, I might as well teach you, but old man, I don't like those things with false reputations. I only want two things. See if you can do it."
"Please speak."
"It's very simple."
"One, old man, I want money, and two, I want beautiful women."
Brother Yu wanted to speak, but I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Okay, you can give me the amount of money, and I can give you the name of the beauty, but this beauty must be from a good family, forget it, I don't have that ability."
"It's great! I like your character as a young man! I want one hundred thousand for the money, and as for the beauty... Haha, of course she is also a person of the Tao."
He licked his lower lips and said slyly: "I have always heard that there is a top socialite in Erzhuji in the north, named Sai Xishi. She is famous, looks better than Xishi, and has the miraculous eight skills of Shaoxing, which has caused countless heroes to be defeated by her pomegranate skirt.
, To be honest, I also want to kiss Fangze, but unfortunately I am short of money and I am old and have limited mobility, so I have never been able to get the chance."
I was speechless after hearing this, thinking how old are you now and can you still do it? You are really not afraid of dying in bed.
"Sir, by coincidence, I happen to know the socialite named Sai Xishi you mentioned. I can help you contact him, but before that, I want to hear how your Yin-Yang Turtle Skill works."
"What is the Yin-Yang Turtle Technique? This is the Yin-Yang Turtle Breath Secret Technique!"
I was busy making a slip of the tongue.
The reason why I ask this is because I am afraid that practicing this skill requires certain prerequisites, so I need to understand it first. I am afraid that if I want to practice this skill and continue to practice it on my own, I will spend the money and the skill will be lost.
If you don't learn it well, then it's not a loss for Dafa.
He understood the meaning and immediately said: "Okay, I will explain it in general."
"Before practicing the Yin Yang Turtle Breath Secret Technique, you need to clear your mind of distracting thoughts and reach a blank slate state. Use breath holding and rhythmic shallow breathing relaxation techniques to reduce your heartbeat frequency to achieve an effect similar to that of a tortoise hibernating. I didn't have a heartbeat just now.
It’s just that the heartbeat is slow, making it difficult for ordinary people to detect it.”
After listening, I silently picked up the key points in my mind.
"Empty all distracting thoughts, keep your mind as blank as a sheet of paper, breathe shallowly, and the bastard is hibernating."
Just listen to him say again: "When a person reaches that state, his perception of the outside world will gradually weaken. Only ten fingers can move slightly. If you want to wake up, you must count the hours."
He stretched out his hands and preached to me: "There are a total of twenty-two Yin and Yang Guan Qiao on human hands. The root of the ring finger is the Zi Shi Guan Qiao, the root of the middle finger is the Chou Shi Guan Qiao, the root of the index finger is the Yin Shi Guan Qiao, and the second joint of the index finger is
Maoshi Guanqiao, the third joint of the index finger is Chenshi Guanqiao, the tip of the index finger is Wushi Guanqiao, the tip of the ring finger is Moshi Guanqiao, the third joint of Xiaocuo is Youshi Guanqiao, the second joint of the little finger is Xushi Guanqiao, and the root joint of the little finger
It is the key point of Haishi."
"For example, when it was twelve o'clock, and I wanted to wake up, I had to use my thumb to pinch the root joint of my ring finger. Different times correspond to different positions, so I must remember the exact time before performing the exercise. If I remember the wrong time, then
From fake death to real death, do you understand?"
I frowned as I listened, thinking that he was probably afraid that I would not listen, so he deliberately withheld certain steps from me, and then said these words that were difficult to understand and cut off the beginning and end.
I originally came here to inquire about news tonight, but I got an unexpected reward.
I know now that this can be regarded as an opportunity for me. I must find a way to learn this skill. It will be of great use one day in the future. Just like when I learned the eight steps to catch the cicada, if I didn't have the eight steps to catch the cicada,
Cicada, I don’t know how many times I have been beaten to death.
"Sir, please wait a moment. I'll go out and make a phone call first."
When I came to the door, I found Sai Xishi's mobile phone number and dialed it.
No one picked up the first time, maybe it was too late and people were resting.
So I called a second time and it got through this time.
"Ah...Who do I think you are...Eunuch Xiang, why are you looking for me at this late hour?"
Her voice was very lazy, and she teased me as soon as she spoke on the phone. With the attitude of asking for help, I suppressed a smile and said: "Go to bed, I want to introduce you to a job, see if you have time tomorrow."
"
"What kind of job? How much does it cost?"
"The money is easy to negotiate! Don't worry, the price is whatever you want. I won't counter-offer. Do you think you can accept it for this person?"
"oh?"
"What's my price? Is the man ugly? Or is there something wrong with him?"
"It's a little hard to pinpoint the fault. After all, I'm a little older."
"how old?"
"Less than ninety, eighty-six."
There was silence on the other end of the phone for two seconds, and then Sai Xishi's roar came.
"Xiang Yunfeng! Get out of here! Let your mother accompany you!"
This chapter has been completed!