Chapter 2427 The Weird Bat Family (7)
Little Bruce's mouth opened, but he didn't say anything. Before coming here, his focus had been on the battle of wits with the insurance investigator. When he met Martha and Thomas before, Martha and Thomas
Thomas' focus was also on Bruce and the Batman of the main universe, and he had nothing to do with him at all.
Batman's inability to fight encounters is also reflected in the fact that he is not very good at making up nonsense on the spot. This does not mean that his brain is slow, but it is just that he has a long swing before speaking. When making up nonsense on the spot, he always suspects that he has loopholes and has to go through it in his head.
You cannot do it hundreds of times, which will lead to a longer window period.
As we all know, only if the answers are fluent and blurted out without thinking, people will think it is the truth. After asking a question, the other party ponders for a long time and then remains silent for a long time. No matter how you look at it, it is just making up.
After little Bruce was silent for 20 seconds, Martha frowned slightly.
"Maybe I will go to Gotham University." Little Bruce didn't say it too harshly, because he felt that Thomas and Martha might have other arrangements, but no matter what, he would not go to this university properly, because of that
The insurance investigator named Jerome is also a college student. It would be embarrassing to meet him in school.
"How were your grades?" Thomas asked, "Which high school did you go to?"
"I haven't read it yet." Little Bruce recalled, "If nothing else happens, I will go directly to the second semester of my first year of high school after I go back."
"That means you skipped half a year of courses."
Little Bruce nodded. He wanted to say that he had not only skipped classes for half a year, but that he had not studied well throughout junior high school. He spent most of his time investigating his mother's affairs and a small part of his time hiding around and disturbing Jerome.
action.
Although there is really nothing for Batman to learn from the middle and high school courses, you obviously cannot say this to your parents, especially when they really want you to study.
"We don't expect you to learn anything really useful in school," Thomas said, "but you have to participate in school and engage in activities with your peers that are appropriate for your age, and
It's unreasonable not to face problems every day that are far beyond what you should face at your age."
"But I am capable of dealing with these problems." Little Bruce shook his head and said, "And I think activities at my age are boring."
"Yes, you have the ability to deal with a problem that is one level difficult, and then you will find a problem that is two levels difficult. At this time, your ability is temporarily not enough, so you start to think of various ways
Improve your abilities. After successfully solving this problem with a difficulty of two, you will soon find a problem with a difficulty of three before you..."
"In the end, when everyone else is still playing the first level, you have already played the 100th level. You are in the same age group as them, but you are no longer in the same world. By the time they clear the level,
When you reach level 100, you are no longer a human being."
Thomas' tone revealed helplessness, and his eyes occasionally glanced in the direction of the door. Although there was nothing there, the Batmans all knew who he was looking at.
"For you, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. The greater the responsibility, the greater the ability. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, until in the end you become omnipotent."
Thomas nodded and said: "Except for losing the joy, anger, sorrow and joy that humans should have, everything is pretty good, right?"
"But I'm already facing a lot of problems now." Little Bruce could understand what they were saying, but he still insisted: "I have to solve them, otherwise everything will get worse."
"Yes, it was like that in the past." Martha took him over, touched his shoulder and said, "The same is true for Robins. They take on these responsibilities just because no one can go, and if they don't go, everything will
It’s all going to get worse.”
"But it's different now. We have something to rely on and rely on. You can go to work, but you can also be free, because someone will take over your job and make sure everything is running smoothly."
"This is how human beings have developed." Thomas continued: "We push this car forward, and when we are tired, we replace it with others, our relatives, friends, and everyone who is willing to give us support.
people."
Little Bruce was silent. He could rationally understand what Thomas said, but Batman's common problem is that he always wants to push the car a little further, a little further. It is best to push the car to the end alone, because he always wants to push the car to the end.
He was worried that if he let go, whoever took his place would not only cause the car to roll backwards, but would also be run over by the car.
"Those excessive worries are abnormal." Martha hugged little Bruce and said, "Others may see it, but some people don't know how to take care of it, and some people are not capable of taking care of it. Maybe after all, they don't need to take care of it."
"But your mother and I can't do that. We are both your biological parents and your legal guardians. If the parents know that their son has an abnormal mental state but don't ask about it, or don't take strong measures,
To let him receive treatment and make him recover is not only irresponsible to him, but also irresponsible to the society."
Thomas raised his eyes and looked at Robin before saying: "Batman's mentality will not only endanger himself, but if this kind of mental illness that can significantly affect others is not curbed, then there will be no mental hospitals in the world."
It’s necessary.”
Except for Bruce, the other Batmans were also speechless. With their IQs, they could certainly feel that their mental state was different from that of most people in the world, although they didn't want to admit that this had reached a certain level.
The scope of the disease is beyond the scope of the disease, but in terms of results, each of these Batmans has had a major impact on their world.
"So, at least during the time you stay here, you have to stop your terrible evolution." Thomas said: "No one here makes you risk the safety of the universe to save it, and your original universe is
Even in bad situations, there will naturally be people to help you deal with them.”
"So what is this? A vacation?" Batwoman said, "I thought we were just going to stay in the manor for a few days and then go back to our homes."
"Of course not." Martha said with some dissatisfaction: "Your universe is far away from here. It is very difficult to come here. How can you stay for a few days and then leave?"
"And we have to go on a picnic." Red Robin proposed. "There are too few people and it's no fun. Why don't we go and compete to see who can catch the most fish?"
"Oh, my God." Red Hood said, obviously a little broken: "Can you not mention fishing? Do you have to let me repeat that you and Thomas fished for 10 hours and didn't catch any fish in the middle of the night? And?
You have to go on the next day."
The corners of Yeyi's mouth also twitched, obviously they had some bad memories about fishing.
"That's because Thomas made a mistake in the formula of the fish bait before. Arthur clearly said that flaxseed must be included, but he chose to use olive oil instead."
"But you only caught two in total the next day!"
"That's because the place we chose was not good at that time." Thomas defended: "Tim was too lazy to go out that day, so we went half an hour late, which resulted in all the good fishing spots being taken up."
Red Hood sighed deeply and said: "You just taught Batman a lesson a few days ago about sleeping too late for doing experiments. The next day you met in the living room at 3 o'clock in the morning. Batman was already asleep, and you were still making bait in the kitchen.
.”
"Okay." Martha stopped them from trying to undermine each other and said: "If we are going to Blüdhaven for an outing, we must go fishing in the sea. Maybe we can also sail to Cien Harbor for a walk, but you must
You have to promise me to go to bed early and get up early..."
Alfred quickly brought the sliced bread over, brushed it with a little garlic olive oil, and heated it on the stove until the crust was crispy. They began to use knives to pick up butter and spread it on the bread.
, then cut open the omelette, pick up the vegetables with a fork and put them into your mouth.
Then came the very traditional sausage-sharing part of the family English breakfast. The sausages that Alfred had made before were brought up, and Martha cut them separately. Four different kinds of sausages were placed on each plate, respectively.
They are Thuringian black pepperwurst, frankfurter sausage, lamb chorizo and Lincolnshire sausage.
After dividing the sausages, Thomas handed everyone's plates to them. Martha cut the sausages on her plate and said, "I don't know if any of you don't eat spicy food. If you're not used to it, I'll give you the sausages."
The person next to me."
"Oh, by the way." Martha turned to look at the Batmobile parked next to her and said, "Alfred, do you think we need to get some gasoline or diesel? What flavor do you prefer?"
"
"Ordinary gasoline will do. If you use some crude oil, I would like it better. Mom, I can eat spicy food very much."
Alfred immediately went to find gasoline for the Batmobile, while Martha was still talking about the future arrangements, "We won't go camping right away. The weather is not suitable yet, and there is always heavy fog on the sea.
Not suitable for fishing.”
"So those who are still in school need to go back and take classes for a week first, little Bruce. Dick in other universes was also preparing to go to high school. I think we can first hire the tutor he hired for you, and then we will start this Saturday
I will invite him and your high school teachers over for dinner, so you have to make some preparations."
Martha looked at Batwoman again and said, "I'm sorry, but there is already a Batman who works until 3 a.m. every day, so I'm afraid you don't have time to use the Batcave equipment, and I want to hang out in the manor.
It won’t be what you like either.”
"Gotham is in dire straits, but if there is anything that requires Batman's help, I think we should call Diana and ask her to find you a job at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where
I am leisurely and comfortable, and occasionally I can paint and learn opera.”
Batwoman opened her mouth to say that she was not interested in this at all, but she remembered that Silvis had said before that his dream was to be an opera singer, but because of his background, he had never been able to realize it.
Batwoman sighed inwardly and nodded. There was nothing wrong with enjoying the opera, but it was better to let her sing.
"Then you." Martha looked at Batman Flash again and said, "If, as you said, Barry's soul is still in your body, you have to find a way to separate him and create a new body for him.
"
"But as I said, there is already a Batman in the Batcave, and I'm afraid it can't bear two Batmans working efficiently there at the same time, so I think you should make some theoretical preparations. Thomas will
I’ll make an appointment with the professor of mechanical engineering at Metropolitan University, and maybe you can use the laboratory there..."
Before Batman Flash could answer, Barry started yelling in his head. Batman Flash was about to tell Barry to shut up, but then he remembered that Martha and Thomas were still watching, so he could only hold back.
"And you." Martha looked at the mechanical Batman next to her and said, "I think you have your own understanding of this mechanical body, and since it can still be used for the time being, there is no need to touch it."
"However, with so many people going on vacation together, the preparation work is still very hard. Alfred is getting older, so you have to be considerate of your old butler and use this powerful body to help him carry some things."
This chapter has been completed!