Chapter 1,169: Straight men on the prairie have lots of fun

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At this time, everyone burst out laughing. Tuoba Yi waved his hands and clapped his hands on the ground: "Hahahaha, how is that possible? Liu Jingxuan, you, your job is indeed quite big, but, you're like a hornet's nest."

,I, I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it!”

An Tong also smiled and said: "Yes, that's a wasp. If an ordinary person is stung by a wasp, his life will be hard to save. How can you live here if you live here for a long time?"

Wei Guzhen shouted: "Yes, yes, I, my sheep are about to freeze to death, and they will have no work for a few days. You, what are you doing with the hornet's nest? I don't believe it, I don't believe it."

All the Xianbei people laughed loudly and said in unison: "It's just bragging, don't believe it, don't believe it!"

Liu Jingxuan anxiously pointed to his work and said loudly: "Didn't you see the bag given to Ding on it? This is, this is the evidence left by Ding back then."

Tuoba Yi poured another sip of wine into his mouth: "Don't believe it, don't believe it, who knows if that bag of yours was bitten by a mosquito or a woman! Besides, how can you keep the bag that was bitten by a wasp in the past?

Now!"

Liu Yu's heart moved. He was the person who drank the least today, so he could observe Liu Jingxuan carefully. Until just now, when Liu Jingxuan personally told the story of the hornet's nest, his doubts about Liu Jingxuan had been reduced by half.

After all, although everyone in the Beifu Army knew about this incident at that time, few people outside the army knew about it, let alone the matter of Liu Jingxuan and Liu Yi's angry bet. Besides, such a scandal, except for those who were drunk, probably

Among prairie barbarians, only fools like Liu Jingxuan dare to speak out in public.

Liu Jingxuan was so angry that he stamped his feet, pulled up his trousers, and said, "What do you know? Back then, I killed a hornet's nest just to bet with others."

Now everyone became interested again: "A bet? How can a bet go to the Japanese Horse's Nest?"

Liu Jingxuan became more energetic now, laughed, glanced at Liu Yu who was laughing and said nothing, and said: "Back then, Liu Yu, I, fellow countryman Liu Yi, He Wuji and a group of people entered the

The Beifu Army was all young people, and no one obeyed anyone. Back then, I concealed the fact that my father was General Liu Laozhi. No one knew my identity. I just wanted to show it to everyone openly.

Let them know that among the tens of thousands of warriors in the entire Beifu Army, I, Liu Jingxuan, am the strongest!"

An Tong raised his thumb: "A good man, a good man, that's what he should be like!"

Liu Jingxuan sighed: "However, after joining the army, I discovered that among the strong, there is a strong one. I don't care about others. It's Liu Yu and Liu Jinu who overwhelm me in every way. I ask myself about martial arts."

Not inferior to him, but with courage, intelligence, and the ability to unite brothers, I am not as good as him. Finally, Brother Jinu was the first in the army to promote Chengdu Guards, and I, Liu Jingxuan, was the first to be convinced!"

Babasong laughed: "Brother Liu Yu, of course, he is an invincible hero. Otherwise, our king would not be able to marry him, and he would not marry him. Everyone, don't you think so?"

All the prairie men shouted in unison: "Yes, Liu Jinu is mighty, Liu Jinu is mighty!"

Liu Yu smiled and waved his hand: "Luck, just luck. Not worth mentioning. Ah Shou, go on."

Liu Jingxuan said proudly: "As long as Brother Jinu is great, I will accept it, but in the Beifu Army, no one else will accept it! But there is such a guy who wants to compete with me and oppose me everywhere. He wants to

When fighting for the second person who can be the guardian and the owner of the building, you think it’s okay if I’m not as good as Brother Jinu, do you have to be tolerant to others?”

Tuoba Yi laughed: "Let him be a fool. If I were you, I would fight him to the end."

Liu Jingxuan nodded with satisfaction and said: "The guy who fought with me has competed with me countless times in a month. Private fights are prohibited in the army, so I can't compete with him. And this is what I want most."

We were better than him, so we competed in drinking, climbing trees, running, who could pee far, who ate more, who pooped more, everything!"

An Tong laughed so much that he spurted out a mouthful of wine: "You are so talented, you can even think of these methods. Let me think about it, what and what you said, it is a hornet's nest, you just came up with it for the competition.

"

Liu Jingxuan said bitterly: "You guessed it right, what a fool. In order to win, that kid came up with such a bad trick. He said that only real men are qualified to be the leader of the Beifu Army. Who is the leader?

To be a real man, you have to see who is the bravest. The normal method has already been to compare, so why not compare who dares to jump into the hornet's nest? In this way, you can see who is the strongest in the job, and you can also see who is the bravest.

!”

Ba Ba Song's tongue was almost straight, and he stared at Liu Jingxuan: "Then, are you really this bad?"

Liu Jingxuan sighed: "Originally, I didn't dare to do it, but I couldn't stand it. I couldn't stand the comments of the people around me. When my brain got hot and I drank a jar of wine, I was really in trouble. Those two hornet's nests are that

The man's brothers found them, and there is a giant wasp inside each."

Tuoba Yi laughed: "Liu Jingxuan, you are cruel, I, Tuoba Yi, can't do this kind of thing. Since you said so, I believe it. I, Tuoba Yi, have to say now, Liu Jingxuan is awesome!"

All the prairie men also raised their thumbs: "Liu Jingxuan is awesome, Liu Jingxuan is awesome!"

An Tong smiled and said: "Liu Jingxuan is great, but I still have two questions. The first one is, is the person you are fighting with dead? Who won the last bet? The second one,

You killed that hornet's nest with a giant hornet in it, and you're still alive?"

Liu Jingxuan shook his head triumphantly: "To answer your first question first, that birdman, his grandmother's, I killed the hornet's nest and was stung half to death by the wasps. In the end, the penis was so swollen that I couldn't even pull it out.

, just put it on, but I felt so happy. Looking at him, looking at his mouth that was so wide that he couldn’t close it, I asked him, asked him if he dared to do it!”

An Tong sighed: "General Liu, General Liu, this is obviously a game set by that person. He just wants to kill you. You can defeat a hornet's nest and win a game, but your life is gone. In the end,

, doesn’t the position of building owner still belong to him?”

Thinking of the past, Liu Jingxuan stomped his feet bitterly and took a big gulp of wine into his mouth: "You're right, that bitch looked at me and said, I'm willing to be the loser, you won this round! Then he turned around and

Let’s go, then, then I fainted and couldn’t wake up! But, haha, if I can defeat this birdman once, I’ll be happy even if I die!”

Tuoba Yi stared at Liu Jingxuan with straight eyes, and murmured: "How did you survive all these years, you crazy guy?!"

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