Zheng Qing felt that it was a big mistake for the school to allow pets to participate in the opening ceremony.
What a disaster.
When Poseidon swung his big furry tail and ran into the arms of the young public-funded student, he had a moment of surprise - after all, he was in school, and he and the little fox spent less time together all day long, except for morning exercises in the morning.
They rarely get a chance to play together.
The other animals that followed were not as agile as Poseidon.
A fat pink pig grunted and swayed its round butt, knocking a boy who was blocking the way and knocking him over several times; two huge cats hooked their tails to each other and walked in an elegant square step.
They walked through the corridor with their heads held high, not knowing that they had scared several little friends to tears; there were also a group of teddy dogs, wandering among the crowd, regardless of the bright light above their heads, hugging the calves of the witches and causing them to buck wildly.
, causing the crowd to scream and laugh.
Not to mention the giant tarantulas that quickly crawled across the walls, the various long insects that gently slid past the feet of the new students, and the toads with ugly venom glands on their bodies. These strange pets are so creepy that their owners are terrified.
They all received a lot of criticism.
The worst thing is the crows, light falcons and many other birds flapping their wings in mid-air. Perhaps in order to reduce weight, or perhaps they simply ate too much for lunch, their short rectums cannot accommodate too much 'flying' - this causes the crowd to
From time to time there were several exclamations and curses.
"Be careful!" Zhang Jixin grabbed Zheng Qing's robe and dragged him one step back.
Zheng Qing was still dazed when a hot piece of bird droppings rubbed the tip of his nose and hit the ground.
"Fuck..." Thousands of words were combined into one word. The muscles on the face of the young public-funded student trembled. He almost couldn't take out the Dharma book and put the green head that had just fallen on the ground and was squeezing around with his buttocks.
The duck was hung up and beaten up.
"Dear freshmen!"
"Attention new students!"
"Hey hey..."
"squeak……"
There was a sharp and noisy sound in his ears. Zheng Qing covered his ears and listened. At some point, many thick vines were hanging upside down from the large pillars around the first hall.
Their rhizomes are rooted in the dark void above their heads, their branches spread out in all directions, and their broad leaves reveal dense red lines that look like spider webs.
At the top of the cane, colorful petunias are budding, budding, and blooming at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Strange sounds were intertwined together, spurting out from among the shaking petals:
"Every...new...student, please...attention..."
"Dear new students, please pay attention..."
"Freshmen...please pay attention!"
As the morning glory bloomed more and more completely, the intermittent noise gradually disappeared, the sentences coming out of the speaker became more and more smooth, and the sound became louder and clearer:
"There's still half an hour until the opening ceremony officially starts."
"Freshmen please take the college as a unit and quickly organize their own teams."
"The school working committee has just added a new notice, prohibiting pets from excreting freely in the first hall, and feeding pets during the ceremony. Freshmen please take good care of their pets, and incidents of pets hurting people are strictly prohibited."
"Freshmen who are not wearing academic robes are asked to leave as soon as possible to change their clothes. If there are still students in casual clothes when the ceremony starts, the school discipline picket team will deduct this month's supervision credits."
"During the ceremony, it is prohibited to fight, make noise, etc."
"During the ceremony, it is strictly prohibited to move around..."
"It is forbidden to be late, leave early, etc...."
"..."
The morning glory flapped its petals and repeated various prohibitions.
The freshmen listened quietly to their chatter at first, but soon they discovered that these morning glory flowers had no other ability except making louder sounds.
The gray-robed wizards who were captured by the school working committee just lowered their heads and quietly dealt with the affairs at hand, turning a blind eye to the situation around them.
As a result, the phenomenon of whispering among the crowd gradually spread.
The conversation became louder again.
"A little deduction in the east, a little deduction in the west, just a few points, all are deducted." Li Meng pointed her fingers and muttered, with a melancholy face: "Xiaobai wants to shit, how can I still do it?"
Is it blocked back?"
"Li Meng!" Jiang Yu raised her eyebrows and glared at her with an angry look on her face.
The little witch stuck out her tongue, turned around and hid behind Zheng Qing.
Pigeon Xiaobai was startled by his master's actions and flew up, but soon saw an acquaintance. He folded his wings and landed on Zheng Qing's shoulder.
Poseidon lay on Zheng Qing's other shoulder. He twitched his ears and swung his tail when he heard the sound, then quickly closed his eyes and decided to pretend not to see the intruder.
"This problem, that problem. When I look up every day, my eyes are full of problems." Zheng Qing tilted his head, rubbed Xiao Bai's smooth feathers, and let out a long sigh.
"You are so young, you are acting like an old man, why are you sighing!" Li Meng slapped him in the face angrily, and said unceremoniously: "Tell me, I will help you solve the problem!"
Zheng Qing glanced at her expressionlessly.
Li Meng blinked and timidly raised his mouth.
"Do you know what is the most controversial issue in First University?" Xiao Xiao suddenly raised his head from his notebook and asked with great interest.
"Should we wear school uniforms of the same color?" Zheng Qing looked at the colorful robes on the square and replied dully: "Or should we cancel the credit system?"
He has not yet recovered from the shock of the school registration list, and the recent sudden cold attitude of the Gypsy Witch has made him even more upset.
Therefore, when faced with Dr. Xiao Da's questions, his attitude seemed much perfunctory.
Xiao Xiao frowned, obviously not satisfied with this negative answer.
"I know! I know!" Li Meng raised her hand actively: "I heard from my cousin that it seems to be related to the school badge. Well, what is it?"
The little girl frowned and shook her head thinking.
"Who is on the back of the triangular prism?" Zhang Jixin came closer.
"Yes, yes! That's it!" The little girl nodded repeatedly, then turned around and kicked Zhang Jixin: "You just interrupted when I was about to say it, how bad it is!"
Zhang Jixin smiled bitterly and avoided her.
"Who is on the back of the triangular prism?" Zheng Qing showed some interest and repeated doubtfully, confused: "What kind of contradiction is this!"
The school emblem is a regular triangle, he knows it well.
Whether it is the admission notice, the majestic stone gate in the center not far away, or the ubiquitous branding on campus, they all clearly indicate the appearance of the school emblem.
But he didn't understand the meaning of the question.
"The triangular body of the school badge only reflects three sides, and there is another side that we can't see." Li Meng explained from the side: "But our school has a total of four colleges, which is very troublesome. The invisible side
Which school it refers to is the most controversial issue in First University."
"It is said that this question is a must-debate question in every debate competition." Zhang Jixin couldn't help but say another sentence, and then nimbly dodged when Li Meng turned around and kicked him.
Li Meng was so aggressive that she called her pigeons and the little fox Poseidon beside her, who was eager to try, to pounce on him.
Zheng Qing laughed dumbly.
Not only because of the fun and banter in front of me, but also because of this so-called biggest controversy.
It's simply unreasonable.
"Invisibility does not mean that it is not valued. On the contrary, every college is competing for the invisible glory." Xiao Xiao added: "Many independent observers, including critics from the Wizards Alliance, believe that the invisible glory in the school badge
That side represents the hidden truth of First University, or in other words, represents the cornerstone of the triangular prism."
"This is too boring." Zheng Qing felt that this contradiction was a bit of a fuss: "The school can apply a rotating magic on the school badge, so that every side has a chance to be seen!"
"This is the strangest thing. The school refused to do this." Xiao Xiao adjusted his glasses: "A small magic that can solve a big conflict, but the school turned a blind eye. This is almost telling everyone clearly that the three edges on the school badge
The fact that the body only embodies three sides has its own meaning."
Zheng Qing suddenly narrowed his eyes.
Looking around, the four-color courtyard robes are clearly surrounding the corridors around the first hall, without any overlap.
Not even the atmosphere at the celebration could make this disagreement appear more harmonious.
This chapter has been completed!