A slap in the face?
That won't work!
The little golden Buddha guy just has a good-looking face.
What about the third leg?
That’s even worse!
If, in the future, this guy really wants to marry his daughter, but he fails because he was too harsh today, then it will not be his daughter who suffers.
His eyes wandered around, and finally landed on the pair of round objects behind the little golden Buddha. .??.
good!
You can call here!
Anyway, children will be spanked if they disobey.
It has a lot of meat, makes it effortless to fight, and can also inflict severe pain on the opponent.
This is really a good idea.
Bu Buka had just made up her mind when she heard the Little Golden Buddha forcefully defend herself:
"As for the flower-picking thief, the point is to plunder and directly take away a girl's Yuan Yin. This is simply a robber, robbing a girl of her most precious thing."
"However, my 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra' is different. Everyone can practice at the same time. Hello everyone, I have made progress, and the people who practice with me have also made progress. This is simply a win-win good thing, isn't it?
How can that be compared to the Flower Picker Thief?"
"Understood?"
As soon as the little golden Buddha finished speaking, there was a snap and a palm swept over him.
Can't help but explain.
A slap hit him directly on the butt.
"ah……"
The little golden Buddha screamed, his face full of shame, and he glared at Bubuka fiercely.
"You bitch, are you trying to kill me?"
Bubuka took back his calloused hand and glared at the little golden Buddha angrily.
"I want to teach you a lesson!"
"You are my son-in-law now, and I am your father-in-law. How dare you say in front of your father-in-law that you want to sleep with someone else's girl!"
"Aren't you looking for a fight?"
Bubuka's old face was so gloomy that it was almost dripping with water.
"You... don't do this. I haven't married your daughter yet, so why am I your son-in-law?"
The little golden Buddha also had a face full of anger.
damn thing!
Forget it if you don’t like Sleeping Beauty!
It’s really unreasonable for you not to let yourself go to sleep!
Is it easy for you?
When I was in Wanjie, I was controlled by my junior sister, and I couldn't go out and mess around. But now, in the trial world of the Human Emperor, no one knows my identity, and I want to let myself go, but in the end, I am controlled by this bitch Bubuka.
.
All day long, you are talking about your son-in-law, you can't do this, you can't do that!
So angry!
I can’t hold the beauty back!
As a result, above the head, there is an extra emperor, who keeps showing off all day long.
It's really frustrating to worry about it.
"You are my, Wang Liuliu's, son-in-law. No matter whether you marry my daughter or not, this is an undeniable fact."
Bubuka glared at the little golden Buddha and threatened.
"I'll extinguish those little thoughts of yours as soon as possible. If you dare to practice that bullshit 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra', I'll cut off your third leg and make you a eunuch for the rest of your life."
There was a fierce look in his eyes and a sinister face, which scared the little golden Buddha so much that he couldn't help but tremble and felt his crotch go cold.
There was an irresistible cold air that came out from under the feet and went straight to the Tianling Cap.
"You... stop trying to scare me!"
The little golden Buddha had a fierce expression and roared.
"I'm scaring you, but you can go and try it. You will know what I, Wang Liuliu, do after a while."
Bubuka's face was cold and he stood with his hands behind his back, looking like a gangster.
That expression and movement are really not artificial at all.
"never mind……"
The little golden Buddha lost his momentum, his face was filled with helplessness, and he obeyed obediently.
What to try
ah!
Having said this, no matter how strong-minded I am, I would not dare to hit the wall!
Who knows what earth-shattering event this collision will cause.
"snort……" .??.
Bubuka felt proud in his heart when he saw that he had frightened the little golden Buddha.
He rolled his eyes and had a plan in mind.
"Actually, it's not impossible to give it a try, it's just..."
When the little golden Buddha heard this, his eyes lit up.
"Just what?"
He asked impatiently.
"It's just that you have to pay!"
Bubuka rubbed his palms and said with a smile.
The evil smile on his face made the little golden Buddha feel sick to his stomach.
In an instant, all the bullshit gangster demeanor was gone.
He typically looks like a philistine villain.
"I'm not asking too much, so let's go and practice the 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra', one woman is a treasure!"
Bubuka really took his business ideas to the extreme.
Everything can be traded!
Previously, he kept saying that he wanted to think about his daughter's happiness, but now he immediately sold his daughter's happiness.
I'm afraid I'll never find another father like this in the world.
"My father-in-law, you are so powerful. The abacus is so powerful that no one can calculate against you!"
The little golden Buddha said with a sinister look on his face.
"Nonsense, I just saw that my son-in-law has been feeling uncomfortable all day long, so I thought of a way to help you vent your anger!"
Bubuka is so thick-skinned, with an attitude of "I am only thinking about you."
This made the little golden Buddha feel like it was being fed shit.
feeling bad!
"Son-in-law, do you want to consider that if you go out and sleep with a girl, I will give you a treasure? This is really cheap."<
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Bubuka kept urging.
"Humph...it's not cheap at all."
The little golden Buddha curled his lips and sneered.
"It's cheap. It's definitely cheap. You see, when others go out and play with women, they will definitely be in a state of panic when they come home. But as long as you bring this treasure out, everyone will be laughing after you come back."
You are good and I am good, this is really good!"
Bubuka pinched his fingers and said with a smile.
"Shameless!"
The little golden Buddha gave Bubuka a hard look.
It's really shameless!
This is obviously an opportunity to blackmail, but they can actually come up with such high-sounding reasons and excuses.
"You don't understand this. We all get what we need. You need to practice the 'Happy Heaven Zen Sutra' to improve your cultivation. To practice this special skill, you need to flirt with women. As for me, for the sake of my daughter's
Happiness will definitely not agree."
"However, as long as you are willing to dedicate one treasure at a time to fill my daughter's wounded heart, then I can reluctantly agree."
"Actually, if you think about it carefully, this is still very cost-effective for you. It can improve your cultivation. When you become the best in the world, the entire world of the Human Emperor's Trial will not be yours."
Bubuka kept encouraging.
Why!
Business is so hard!
This requires not only discovering needs, but also satisfying them.
Finally, you still need to have a sharp tongue and be patient in persuading this kind of guy who is as weak as the Little Golden Buddha.
"I don't have a treasure, so I can't give it to you!"
The little golden Buddha curled his lips and said.
If you deceive me in every possible way, I will be poor!
So poor that I have no money!
Can you still squeeze the treasure out of my withered pocket?
"It doesn't matter, you don't have a treasure now, but you have a golden spoon for treasure hunting!"
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This chapter has been completed!