"Don't take advantage of me"
Zhou Yiheng is a heavy smoker. He just smoked one cigarette and took the next one with the cigarette butt. He said unhappily, "You and my sister are not married yet? You want to call me little brother, but you can wait until after we get married."
"Little brother?"
Li Mu couldn't help but chuckle.
He was indescribably disgusted with this title.
"Don't be too happy too soon"
Zhou Yiheng poured cold water on her and said, "There's something wrong with my sister. She doesn't like men who drink and smoke."
"Sorry"
Li Mu patted Zhou Heng on the shoulder and said with a smile, "I just don't smoke or drink."
"Huh?"
Zhou Yiheng's eyes were stifled, and then he sneered, "Since you don't smoke, why did you buy a Zhonghua? Let me tell you, besides drinking and smoking, my sister hates dishonest men the most. You are very dishonest now. I will tell you in a moment."
Just tell my sister about this. Of course, if you stuff two more packets of Chinese as hush money, I will lose my language function."
"Haha"
For the first time, Li Mu didn't dislike blackmail.
It was even a little novel, but he naturally wouldn't stuff two packs of cigarettes into Zhou Heng's words just because of his words. Instead, he reminded him, "I don't know if cigarettes have an expiration date!? You can check it when you smoke it, just in case."
If it expires, it will easily damage the lungs"
"Don't try to lie to me"
Zhou Yiheng had an expression of "I don't believe it".
Li Mu smiled and didn't bother with him on this matter.
After all, smoking is already a harmful behavior to the lungs. Smoking expired cigarettes will probably be fine. Maybe it can also achieve the effect of fighting poison with poison.
Changing into the white shirts they usually wear in meetings, Li Mu and Zhou Yiheng returned to 302.
Seeing Li Mu go home and change into a pure white shirt, Teacher Zhou pursed her lips. She felt that Li Mu deliberately saw that she was wearing a white shirt today, so she also wore one.
"Sister, the boyfriend you are looking for is not good"
Zhou Yiheng sat down on the sofa and said, "He not only smokes, but also buys Chinese cigarettes. He is not a good man who lives at home at all."
"You smoke?"
Teacher Zhou frowned and asked in confusion, "Why have I never seen this before?"
Li Mu glanced at Zhou Heng, who was gloating about his misfortune. He felt that this kid was like the one in the latrine... He insisted on causing trouble no matter what happened.
"Don't listen to your brother's nonsense"
Li Mu laughed and said, "How can I do something like smoking that wastes time and money? If I have money for smoking, I might as well buy some West Lake Longjing bubbles of good quality."
"This is best"
Teacher Zhou smiled and nodded.
Then she turned around and walked up to her brother, pinching the cigarette out of his mouth and throwing it away. She was probably used to her sister's harsh way of caring for her. Zhou Yiheng acted very calmly. He just walked up to Xiao Si Ning and said with a smile.
"Si Ning, don't be like some people who like to meddle in other people's business in the future. Are you a woman? You need to be more virtuous."
"As long as your wife is virtuous"
Teacher Zhou snorted coldly and counterattacked.
"She must be virtuous, otherwise you wouldn't introduce her to me"
Zhou Yiheng couldn't laugh or cry, he said.
Seeing the scene of Teacher Zhou and her brother teasing each other, Li Mu was a little envious of such a sibling relationship.
He also had a very good relationship with Li Hong, but Li Mu had a calm personality and never joked with his sister. His occasional phone calls were limited to words of concern such as "Is the weather cold, or should you pay more attention to your health outside?" while Li Hong gave him
The same goes for making phone calls. They basically focus on "How are your parents and grandparents in shape? Do the pants I bought you fit?"
In the final analysis.
It was because of Li Mu's father's accident that the two young people who originally lived under their wings were forced to mature.
However, Li Mu also saw a sense of reality in Teacher Zhou at this moment. He didn't know Teacher Zhou's family before, so every time he saw Teacher Zhou, it was like there was a veil between them, and he could never see clearly. He always felt that Teacher Zhou's family was
Gentle and quiet, the distance between you and him is very far.
Because of this lack of understanding, there is a sense of mystery that strips away reality.
But now that I stepped into her life and met her brother, I realized that Teacher Zhou is also a real person.
With him.
It turns out to be very close.
About half an hour.
The laughter of two children could be heard downstairs.
Teacher Zhou quickly walked to the door and kissed each of the two children.
Then a woman with a slightly rich face also appeared behind her. When she saw Teacher Zhou, she quickly called her "sister".
After a while.
The two old men also walked in, and Li Mu quickly called out, "Hello, uncle and auntie."
"Hello, hello"
Teacher Zhou's parents may be both educated people, and they all wear glasses. After seeing Li Mu, they subconsciously looked at him a few times, and then asked him to sit down.
As soon as Li Mu took out his cigarette, Mr. Zhou's father stopped him and said, "Quit, quit."
Li Mu, who had been calm just now, was now feeling a little on pins and needles.
He is a skilled worker when it comes to blind dates, but he is different from his usual coping mentality. This time he is really meeting his parents. Although the meeting is very sudden and a bit inexplicable.
"Li Mu, right?"
Teacher Zhou's mother took the boiling water poured by her daughter and asked with a smile, "To be honest, we were also caught off guard by your incident."
"Mom"
Teacher Zhou explained, "Don't listen to your son's nonsense. Li Mugang and I haven't gotten along as well as he said."
"Who knows?"
Zhou Yiheng raised his head and said, "He lives across the street. If you can't control it, you will have a chance to hook up together at night."
"Monday Heng"
Teacher Zhou gritted his teeth and said, "If you keep talking nonsense, next time I go back, I will immediately throw away all the fishing gear you bought."
"Okay"
Teacher Zhou's father Zhou Shan said, "Sister and brother, please stop making trouble."
"Be careful for me"
Teacher Zhou gave her brother a hard look and then said a harsh word.
"I'm so scared"
Zhou Yiheng covered his chest, pretending to be frightened, and said, "Now that there are people supporting me, I have learned to scare people."
Speaking.
Zhou Yiheng looked at Li Mu and said, "Brother-in-law, I am telling you now that you will be allowed to domestically abuse my sister in the future."
"Smelly boy"
Before Teacher Zhou could speak, her mother Zhang Lan reached out and slapped her son on the back of the head, saying, "If you talk nonsense again, get back here."
The corners of Li Mu's mouth twitched slightly.
He finally knew why Yi Heng could not go to college. He was often slapped on the back of his head. No matter how high his IQ was, there would be a day when the slaps would be over.
This kid is not stupid, he was just born into the wrong family.
Zhou Yiheng ignored his mother and continued, "Don't worry, even if you go to jail, I will go to the prison to see you. When you are released, I will marry my sister to you."
"..."
Li Mu couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
It is really unfortunate for Teacher Zhou to have such a younger brother.
However, meeting such a brother-in-law is precisely Li Mu's happiness, but unfortunately this is limited to a joke during casual chat.
It’s too late to love, how can you be willing to fight!?
This chapter has been completed!