"Watch less bubble dramas in the future"
Teacher Zhou said angrily, then turned to look at Li Mu and asked with concern, "Does your head still hurt?"
"Yeah"
Li Mu nodded helplessly.
There's a reason why he doesn't like drinking.
After drinking even a little bit, my stomach felt like it was being burned, my throat felt like it was filled with lead, even my voice changed, my mouth was dry, and my head hurt a lot.
Li Mu estimates.
His body should not be suitable for ingesting alcohol.
Although systemic itching and local urticaria similar to alcohol allergy will not occur, symptoms such as dizziness and nausea will still occur.
Teacher Zhou put down the half-eaten peach, asked Li Mu to sit down, and started to rub his temples again.
Li Mu enjoyed his wife's massage, reached out and picked up a nectarine from the small red basin placed on the pillar, and slowly nibbled it.
He rarely eats peaches from his own tree.
But now everyone is eating one by one, and he suddenly wants to eat.
"Don't smoke, don't drink"
Su Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "Just like you, Xiao Si Ning doesn't know how much money you will save in the future!?"
"You can't buy melatonin!"
Li Mu pulled little Si Ning into his arms, straightened her collar, and said, "Si Ning, when you grow up, don't give your father cigarettes or alcohol. Just buy two boxes of melatonin during the holidays."<
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"This is more expensive than tobacco and alcohol"
Su Xiaoxiao sneered and said, "You will enjoy it."
"Little"
Li Mu looked at Su Xiaoxiao and asked with a smile, "You eat my food, drink my food, and are still living in my house. How are you going to repay me!?"
"How do you want me to repay you!?"
Su Xiaoxiao gnawed off the skin of the nectarine with her teeth like a hamster, while rolling her eyes and saying, "Didn't I say it!? I will be your daughter-in-law. Anyway, your son will live for more than ten years."
He must marry a wife. Whoever he marries is not a wife. Instead of taking advantage of those bad women outside, it is better to take advantage of me."
"Haha"
Li Mu chuckled.
He wasn't angry at all, after all, he had known this girl Su Xiaoxiao for so long.
Li Mu was already very clear about her fresh and refined mind and unconventional temperament. "It's not that I disagree, but it's that the age gap between you and my son is too big. By the time he reaches the marriageable age, you will be in your thirties."
, even if you don’t want a betrothal gift, I probably won’t like you.”
"Why don't you like it!?"
Being belittled by Li Mu, Su Xiaoxiao immediately said angrily, "A woman in her twenties is a flower, but a woman in her thirties is not a flower!?"
"Yes"
Li Mu did not refute, but smiled and replied, "It's just a bit handicapped."
The words just fell.
Li Mu felt the fingers pressing on his temple disappear, and his shoulder was slapped hard by Teacher Zhou.
Immediately.
Li Mu heard Teacher Zhou put his ear to his ear and asked in a very thin and soft voice, "Is a woman in her thirties really a broken flower? Please confirm again."
"Jiaohua, I mean Jiaohua"
Li Mu immediately changed his tune.
He almost forgot that Xiaoxiao was not yet in his thirties, but his wife was already in her thirties now.
“I can’t even speak, no wonder I’ve been single for so many years”
Su Xiaoxiao spared no effort to ridicule, "You are so dead, I don't know what Teacher Zhou likes about you!?"
Speaking.
Su Xiaoxiao turned to look at Li Ran, who was teasing his little local dog, and asked, "Of course, am I good-looking?"
"Good-looking"
The little guy answered very simply, without thinking at all, "You are the most beautiful in the world"
"Haha"
Su Xiaoxiao raised her head and laughed, looking very proud, and then asked, "How am I so beautiful!?"
"You are stupid!"
The little guy pouted and said, "Don't you know that you are beautiful everywhere!"
"Listen, this is the standard answer"
Su Xiaoxiao was very satisfied with her brother Ran's answer, and then launched a series of contempt for Li Mu, saying, "Li Xiaomu, you are not as good as your son. I can guarantee that just because of my brother Ran's sweet mouth that tells lies."
, I don’t know how many ignorant girls will be deceived in the future. It’s a pity that he is too young now, otherwise I will definitely save other girls from the fire and water, marry your son, and stop him from harming other girls.”
Something like this.
It can only be treated as a joke during casual chat.
It’s not true.
But Li Mu actually likes this kind of living situation.
No trouble, no pressure, just sit under the eaves and listen to the chirping of cicadas that is unique to summer. Occasionally, the wind blows and a few leaves fall in the yard.
Of course.
If it weren't for the hot weather, everything would be perfect.
In the past, every household in the countryside used straw for cooking and cooking. Therefore, after harvesting rice and wheat, every household would pile the straw together to make a haystack. Every winter, many old people would gather next to the haystack to chat and bask in the sun.
.
Li Mu was very young at that time.
He is about the same age as Li Ran now.
So I don’t quite understand what these old people are doing.
After I passed my thirties, I suddenly realized that that is the real life.
Without poetry and distance, I just leaned on the straw pile, bathed in the winter sunshine, and watched the time slowly pass on me.
Later.
The straw pile is gone.
As the average life expectancy in China gradually increased, Li Mu discovered that since the death of several centenarians in his memory, there are no centenarians in the countryside now, and there are basically no elderly people over 90 years old.
A village.
There are only a few elderly people in their eighties among dozens of households.
This includes his grandparents.
Very contradictory.
It just happens to be an established fact.
The level of medical care is improving, and living conditions are more than one level better than they were in 20 or 30 years, but the reality is far from satisfactory.
So Li Mu thinks that the reason for this situation is that there is no straw pile.
Evening.
Li Mu did not return to Ningyang City.
Instead, he stayed in his hometown. After dinner, Teacher Zhou called Su Xiaoxiao back to his room.
It wasn't until Li Mu finished taking a shower that he saw that his room had become very festive. Four red ribbons were hung on the wall in four directions, and an extra-large flower pattern was hung on the lighting lampshade in the middle. The floor was full of balloons, all in different colors.
It's bright red, and there are actually two candles lit with candlesticks on the dressing table.
See this scene.
Li Mu couldn't help but shake his head.
Women are indeed duplicitous creatures.
I say I don’t care, but in fact I care more than anyone else.
It was so intense that Li Mu knew that his hope of "sleeping" tonight would be in vain.
According to Teacher Zhou's plan, she definitely plans to "sleep with meat". The only thing she is not sure about is "a little bit of meat" or "a lot of meat"!?
Thought of this.
Li Mu felt the energy coming back from his drinking.
My head is starting to hurt.
"Do you know what Ranran asked me to do this afternoon!?"
While arranging the pillows neatly, Teacher Zhou talked to Li Mu and said, "He asked me to go back and ask for a house and a car."
"Then he will definitely let you buy him toys"
Li Mu noticed that under the pillow was a small box with exquisite packaging and a special pattern, and knew the specific activities tonight.
"How do you know!?"
Teacher Zhou said in surprise.
"This is his usual strategy, first making an excessive request, and then retreating to ask for less specific things. Usually when I take him out, and he wants a car, he first asks for a higher-priced and bigger one.
I didn't buy it, and he immediately said aggrievedly, "Dad, that one is expensive, can you do this cheap one!?" In short, he likes a certain toy, and he never says it directly, but adopts roundabout tactics first. In this way, not only can I not refuse, but also
I have to praise him for being sensible”
Li Mu silently withdrew his gaze and said helplessly, "But after I found out last year, he stopped using this trick on me. This time I guess you are a newbie, so I used it again."
The question is not important.
The answer is not important either.
The important thing is that it's not eight o'clock yet, and there is still a chance that the two children will run up.
In the adult world, some things don’t need to be stated explicitly.
Everyone understands.
For a marriage to be beautiful, two conditions must be met.
First: economy.
Second: body.
Both are indispensable.
This chapter has been completed!