The more experiences a person has in this life, the more he will feel that the world is full of absurdity and weirdness
Like this time.
I hired an assistant at random, and actually recruited my little brother’s ex-wife into the company.
Especially.
He also used less honorable means.
But Xu Jianhua felt that he was also aggrieved. He didn't know Li Mu's ex-wife, and he didn't know that Li Mu's ex-wife was so bored that she came to Tiancheng Company for an interview.
More importantly.
Just come!
If you are a bit uglier, it would be better if you look like Feng Mei, wouldn’t you have so many troubles?
Why do you have to be so good-looking?
Don’t you know that once a woman is good-looking, regardless of her personal ability, according to the current workplace special care rules for people with good looks, the general pass rate is above 88%. If she is a little bit more talented, the pass rate will be
There is no doubt that it is 100%, and sometimes it even exceeds 100%, reaching about 130%.
Thirty percent more.
Because after having a personal "between moral or immoral" relationship with your boss or leader at work, introducing your younger brother or older brother into the company will produce the ultimate transformation from quality to quantity.
So Xu Jianhua doesn’t think he did anything wrong.
After all, this is how many executives of modern companies play. He is not a lotus that emerges from the mud and remains unsullied. Like the executives of other companies, he is a black fish swimming next to the lotus.
"Fate!?"
Li Mu's liver hurts due to anger.
"Otherwise!"
Xu Jianhua spread his hands and said, "Don't blame me. I'm just a mortal and need to obey God's orders. He wants you and your ex-wife to reconnect, so I can only arrange for her to come in. The next step is your business. As for you
If you have any dissatisfaction, don’t tell me, go talk to God”
"Don't be shameless"
Li Mu said angrily.
"Who is shameless!"
Xu Jianhua lit a cigarette, slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, then picked up the lighter on his desk and knocked it on the table several times, saying, "This is God's preference for you. He knows that you have been hurt by your ex-wife, so he deliberately
Ask me to recruit her into the company and let you torture her. Didn't she abandon her husband and son? You can also use this method to retaliate against her now, make her pregnant, and then notify the personnel department to fire her and let her
I'm unemployed and sad. Don't look at me like that. I'm just completing the things God has given me. The rest is your problem. Let me remind you, don't go against God's will and don't let him down.
My preference for you"
Speaking.
Xu Jianhua made a sign of a cross on his chest in a serious manner, holding a cigarette in his mouth and praying sincerely, "Oh God! I, Xu Jianhua, am your loyal believer. Now your loyal believer suffers from infertility all day long."
The trouble of infertility, please send down the magic medicine, so that your loyal believers can avoid the pain of being homeless, Hallelujah, my beloved Allah”
Li Mu took a few deep breaths and tried to calm down the anger in his heart.
One thing I have to admire is Xu Jianhua.
If other people suffer from infertility, they will choose to hide it. If someone talks about it, they will definitely be very angry.
Xu Jianhua is different.
He is very honest.
And he is afraid that others will forget that he has infertility, so he will express his sorrow for the spring and autumn when he has nothing to do.
"Hello"
At this time.
Xu Jianhua seemed to remember something.
A smile instantly broke out on his face. He moved his head closer to Li Mu and asked in a low voice, "How are you doing!? Do you have the ability to keep the red flag at home and the colorful flags flying outside!?"
"Fuck you"
Li Mu couldn't stand it anymore and cursed on the spot.
"Who are you scolding? My mother has not offended you"
Xu Jianhua was not angry either. He raised two fingers with a smile and asked, "Can you do so much in one night?"
Seeing that Li Mu didn't answer, he instantly showed an expression of envy, raised another finger and said, "Is that so much!?"
Li Mu still had a cold face and said nothing.
Xu Jianhua lost his composure and raised four fingers in amazement, saying, "Is there so many!?"
Li Mu still didn't speak.
Xu Jianhua lost his composure. He quickly put out the cigarette butt, spread out his hand and said in shock, "Don't tell me, you slapped me last night!?"
"What on earth have you been thinking about all day!?"
Finally.
Li Mu started to speak.
Xu Jianhua's expression was very rich, with shock mixed with envy, and envy mixed with deep jealousy. Finally, he sighed leisurely and said, "I really envy you young people. I can't do it anymore. I rely on strength once, twice on medicine, and occasionally
After three times, I was exhausted and weak. As for the four times, my strength and the power of the medicine combined could not support me. What is this? Ability is not worthy of desire, strength is not worthy of dream, and there is no passion, and I can only feel miserable.
It's so sad, hey! Time is not just a butcher's knife, it's also a castration knife. The face has been stained by the weather, and the body has become wilted. Occasionally, I think of my youth, how helpless I was, with no house, no car, and no skills.
, but can’t find a place to use it”
Speaking of which.
Xu Jianhua crossed his arms over his chest, raised his head and read a poem.
"As time goes by, the flowers and willows in front of the door remain the same, and the moon shines brightly on the window sill, but I am no longer the same as before."
Li Mu really wanted to praise "good poetry".
This old boy Xu Jianhua is so fucking talented.
Waving his hand, Xu Jianhua said, "Let's go! Young man, don't hurt me again, an old man who is about to enter the age of knowing his destiny. Do what you should do. God is watching you with expectant eyes. Don't let him down."
, don’t live up to your youth. There is a time limit for being strong. After this period of time, you will find that not only your youth has passed away, but also the momentum of youth."
Being beaten and belittled by Xu Jianhua.
Li Mu couldn't find any more trouble for him.
After all, even if God is brought up, who dares to continue blaming him! Especially he doesn’t know that Qin Muxue is his ex-wife.
He shook his head helplessly.
Li Mu felt that he had obviously done something stupid by coming to Xu Jianhua.
"Li Mu"
Seeing Li Mu holding the information and about to turn around and leave, Xu Jianhua subconsciously stopped him. When Li Mu turned around, Xu Jianhua slowly said, "You believe in reincarnation. Now this world is in front of you. It depends on whether you dare or not."
Create a reincarnation!? It is said that God has no eyes. Now God has opened his eyes and allowed her to enter the company. Listen to my advice, chew her and swallow her while your teeth are good, and then find an opportunity to spit it out. Don't worry.
She will make trouble and destroy your marriage. Money stored in the bank often does not reflect its true value. It is valuable only when it is used in the right place."
"Get out"
Li Mu cursed fiercely.
There are some things that are easy to talk about, but once they are actually done, the consequences are beyond his control.
Wait until Li Mu leaves the office.
Xu Jianhua's shoulders relaxed, like a deflated rubber ball, and he slumped down on the chair, and then wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Fortunately, I am smart and good at diverting attention"
Xu Jianhua murmured to himself, "Otherwise I will definitely be doomed and offend Li Mu. Next time Hu Li wants to fire me, if the two of them join forces, I won't even have a chance to make a splash."
Speaking.
Xu Jianhua touched his beard that he hadn't shaved in a few days, and suddenly remembered the various experiences he had experienced this year.
The first half of the year.
Meeting a shemale in a bar.
Afterwards, I went to the hospital for a physical examination and found that there were some minor problems with my heart.
Next.
I was pushed into the water by my wife and almost drowned.
Yesterday, I helped Li Mu apply for an assistant, and actually recruited his ex-wife into the company.
With these things flashing through his mind, Xu Jianhua stood up suddenly, slapped his head, and suddenly said, "I actually forgot that this year is my birth year, no wonder I am so unlucky! No, I have to buy some red pants and red socks to ward off evil spirits, otherwise this year
It is very likely that I will have to go to see God before the end of the year."
This chapter has been completed!