This is a red stage, surrounded by lanterns with the words "Happy New Year" written on it, emitting warm red light, making people happy both physically and mentally.
Produced by the paradise, it must be a high-quality product.
Anyone who reads this, the lantern will give a blessing buff, and the new year will be filled with wealth, and the goals they yearn for will be achieved. Those who do not have a girlfriend will receive the blessing of love luck buff, and they will definitely find the one that suits them best.
The other half has a girlfriend with a prosperous career and a RV gift at their fingertips.
Chu Feng: "Okay, are you sincere at all? Why did you copy and paste last year's blessing words?"
Author: "What copy and paste? This is called deepening the impression, do you understand? When I write this paragraph, readers will definitely be curious why it looks so familiar, so as to deepen their memory. Only by remembering this paragraph can they be better able to receive blessings.
!”
Chu Feng: "Oh, you mean you can't get blessings if you can't remember?"
Author: "?When did I say that?"
Chu Feng: "Forget it, your words are not worthy of belief anyway. A certain person said last year that he would update four thousand a day, but now... haha."
author:"......"
Chu Feng: "A certain person said last year that his time and the time in paradise seem to be the same. I will spend as much time as you want, and now...hehe."
author:"......"
Chu Feng: "A certain person has already passed the second-level assessment last year, and now, he has not even reached the middle of the second-level test? Ah? Are you a human? Are you stuck with me like this? How do you have the same schedule as me?
?I’m going to get to the second level in a year?”
Author: "... After all, you have entered two deduction worlds. You will be satisfied within a few hundred or thousands of years!"
Chu Feng: "Why don't you just say you want the pigeon? I'm afraid your ashes will be gone for hundreds of thousands of years."
Author: "How can you curse people when you are so good!"
Chu Feng: "Where is there someone?"
Author: "...Forget it, I won't argue with you, let's put the update time aside for now. I think we can update 4,000 times a day after the year!"
Chu Feng: "I don't believe it."
Author: "Forget it if you don't believe it, I don't believe it myself."
Chu Feng: "..."
Author: "Hey, the main thing is that if I finish the deduction quickly, your story will come to an end, and the story about you will also end because of this. I am doing this to keep you alive longer! This way
I have good intentions, but you are treating me as a drag on me, woo woo woo.”
Chu Feng: "You are just lazy. You are just pretending. I am thinking that you spend so much time playing your b-game and there is no update. In the end, you are still procrastinating."
Author: "Without rambling, let me talk about readers' questions. Although no one is paying attention to me, I only have one message so far."
"Is this starting to change the subject!!!"
(Topic change technique!)
When will the next round of world deduction begin and what to write.
"Actually, regarding this point, the deduction world is difficult to describe. The first is that the second is that there are only three that have impressed me so far, Youshuang Zhulong and Bu Qingluan. Bu Qingluan's level of true immortal is too high.
I want to write it later. I’m not impressed by the other deductions and I don’t really want to write it. At most, besides Bu Qingluan, there is also a demon wolf Gao who can promote the plot.”
Reader: "Have you forgotten why we came to watch the deduction?"
Author: "...It's not that I didn't want to write it. You have also read the two chapters of You Shuang and Zhu Long, and they are not satisfactory.
Although no one left a message, I still have to live my life. I was in a state of confusion when I went to bed two days ago. Suddenly I remembered what would happen to me if the characters in my novels came to reality? It seems that I have encountered many such questions before.
With."
Chu Feng: "Guess whether I will chop you or not."
Author: "No way, Asashi no Onai-chan!"
Chu Feng: "..."
Author: "You should put it down. After all, I know about the paradise. Since I am a virtual being, the infinite possibilities of the paradise will be magnified. Resurrection and other things are very simple, if it is a happy ending."
"
Chu Feng: "If it weren't for the happy ending, wouldn't I be able to kill you?"
Author: "Then it's all over, the story is over, how can you still kill me?"
Chu Feng: "Readers send blades?"
Author: "Haha, it's so funny, there are no readers at all!"
Chu Feng: "..."
Author: "The next one is Rialto. I guess she will probably give me a knife."
Rialto: "Why do you say that?"
Author: "Because... ah, forget it, any more will involve spoilers."
Rialto: "???? What weird things are you going to write?"
Author: "Who did you learn this from? I didn't teach you to speak like this. Also, I'm a serious author. I don't understand any weird stuff."
Rialto: "So what are you hiding from me, and you think I will stab you?"
Author: "Experiences, experiences, yes, I want to poke fun at Ansang. After all, he gave me the character design. Although I may have written the story, hehe."
Everyone: "You are a hammer!"
Su Mengli: "I think I have to give you a knife too."
Author: "You can't."
Su Mengli: "Why? You've already done this to me, and you can't justify it anymore."
Author: "You have to know where this is, Qidian! Qidian Orphanage, your parents are fine and nothing is wrong, why are you trying to kill me?"
Su Mengli: "So I still have to thank you?"
Author: "You're welcome (just and confident)."
Su Mengli: "Why are you so shameless? Byd is quite proud."
Author: "A must!"
Chu Feng: "Speaking of which, why am I surrounded by girls? Little Ilia Tuo Divine Forging, obviously I just want to become stronger quietly, and things like falling in love have nothing to do with me."
Su Mengli: "Because the author is bt, these are just to satisfy his xp."
Author: "Don't be so arrogant! Xiaoyi is obviously a daughter, and I didn't create Liyato's character! So, seriously speaking, there is only one Su Mengli, so... Su Mengli, I
Su Mengli!!! Love you plus!”
Su Mengli: “Let’s bt!!!”
Chu Feng: "Ah? Then you still made her like me? Although I refused, you will really be happy in this group of cp and you are not on your own?"
Su Mengli: "Is there a possibility that he regards you as himself?"
Chu Feng: "???How is that possible! How do I resemble this bt!?"
Author: "You are as cheap as me! (Justified)"
Chu Feng: "Huh? You just said that I am a gentle big brother, how could I be so mean?"
Author: "The first time I went to the Craftsman Paradise to see Shen Duan, I disgusted her. In the Shen Duan assessment chapter, Baoyi disgusted her again. The most important thing is that she confessed to you and you pretended not to hear! Hanging here
she!"
Su Mengli: "That's right!"
Chu Feng: "????Isn't that a normal joke between friends?"
Author: "I have always been Su Mengli, and my Su Mengli is also the effect of the show, but if you look at the readers outside the screen, they are calling me a pervert. There is no conflict between joking and being mean. Come on, brothers,
Call me a pervert."
Chu Feng: "Are you sure someone will read this b-novel of yours?"
Author: "...Guess why I didn't bring it up (crying!)"
Chu Feng: "...I feel a little sympathetic."
Rialto: "Plus one."
Su Mengli: "Plus one."
Author: "Su Mengli sympathizes with me, you have me in your heart! Su Mengli, my Su Mengli!"
Su Mengli: "Go away, you pervert!"
Lin Yi: "By the way, you've already written so many words, but you still don't have the chance for me to appear?"
Author: "Brother, who are you? How did you get in?"
Lin Yi: "?You TM?"
Author: "Ah, I'm sorry, you are so good that I forgot that you are a character."
Lin Yi: "???What are you barking at?! Then twenty-one, without me, can Chu Feng kill him?"
Author: "Yes, there is something on top of the dual spell enchantment, which is stronger than wind, snow and soft fire. You didn't expect it, right? I won't say it if it involves spoilers, so it's optional for you. Having said that, buddy, you
who?"
Lin Yi: "???What the fuck!"
Author: "Hey, don't get too excited now. You want me to remember you. If nothing else, you should beat Xiaoyi first."
Lin Yi: "Huh?"
Author: "Ah, it's Xiaoyi after the tower defense chapter. I forgot to mention this prerequisite."
Lin Yi: "You are looking down on me, Lin!"
Author: "You are looking down on our daughter! Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don't bully young girls into poverty!"
Xiaoyi: "Gaou (meaning it will take you thirty years to finish writing the tower defense chapter?)"
Author: "Xiaoyi, you are complaining about me, you are not cute anymore."
Xiaoyi: "?"
Author: "I think I will write very quickly in the future. I will finish the tower defense chapter soon, and then I will learn to draw and animate the deduction."
Chu Feng: "Real or false? Why don't I believe it?"
Author: "What a coincidence, I don't even believe in myself."
Chu Feng: "...Then tell me an egg."
Author: "Don't believe it doesn't mean you won't do it, it's just a matter of lack of self-discipline and speed of progress. Let's do the series in my lifetime.
There is not much to say in this issue (in fact, it is mainly because there are no readers, so many things cannot be realized), let me talk about the next chapter."
Chu Feng: "I beg you to finish writing the current one first. The tower defense chapter was published in August. How many months has it been since you took a look?"
Author: "The next chapters are the Tower Defense Chapter (currently being written), the World Dream Space Chapter, the Second Level Upgrade Chapter, the Playing World Chapter, the Konge Evil Chapter, and the Ye Yu Chapter."
Chu Feng: "Going off topic again, I never thought that this byd only has a few chapters. You didn't finish it from last year to this year, and you're still copying and pasting here."
Author: "I'm not good at judging. I want to get back to my true self, the person I used to be."
Chu Feng: "It's true or false, I don't believe it."
Author: "What a coincidence, I don't believe it either."
Chu Feng: "What about an egg?"
Yun Shan: "I am the great emperor of the human race. I was set up by a villain to live and die. I am 50. When I return to the top, I will lead you to enlightenment, become a god, and ascend to heaven!"
Author: "OK, I've given you the lines, so you can end this chapter."
Chu Feng: "So, when will you update?"
Author: "That's it, bye."
Chu Feng: "Don't move..."
(cut off)
The bottom is really gone, brothers, happy new year, it’s over!
This chapter has been completed!